[Football] The world's first arrogant

"The second round of the national derby in La Liga started tonight, and the score of 1:1 was finally maintained until the end of the game. But two surprising things happened during the game, and it just so happened that these two things were all related to May. West is related to Ronaldo."

"Before the game, the players from both sides shook hands. When shaking hands with Ronaldo, Messi smiled and said something to the opponent, and then the two had a friendly hug-although it has to be said that Cristiano watched It’s true that there’s nothing to love about when you go up.”

"And when the game was nearing the end, perhaps dissatisfied with the result of the draw, Messi, who has always been reserved and introverted, swung the ball towards the Bernabeu stands without the possibility of possession of the ball. Then Pepe told Messi Expressed dissatisfaction and even accused the other party of being 'crazy'. Surprisingly, however, Cristiano appeared next to them. On the one hand, he pulled Pepe away and on the other hand communicated with Messi. Afterwards, Messi made a A gesture of apology to the Bernabéu fans."

"Our reporters interviewed both parties separately on the way back to the dressing room after the game."

"Before the game, I told Cristiano, thank him for helping me communicate with Mr. Mendes, let Mr. Mendes find me a publicity assistant who is very suitable for me-to be honest, I really didn't expect Cristiano Nuo knows me so well. He knows exactly what kind of staff I need, he understands me like my best friend." Messi said, "As for the end of the game, I am really very sorry. Impulsive. Cristiano also told me that I shouldn't have done this, he said that for the players the fans are always the most important thing, and that I made it difficult for the media to deal with."

"I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't get him a publicity assistant, absolutely nothing!" Cristiano said later in an interview, "As for his losing his temper, well, yes, that's what I told him. But I'm only thinking about my own interests, I don't want my publicity assistant to follow him all the way to Barcelona to clean up his mess... What? What does my publicity assistant have to do with it? God, my publicity assistant is What about the head of the publicity team. If he really makes a big mess, my Ann...my publicity assistant will definitely have to leave me and run to him to deal with the follow-up. This of course affects my rights and interests."

"Our reporters are still on-site for real-time connection. We will broadcast live the situation in the locker room after the game. Welcome everyone to continue to pay attention."

M: Although Tsundere x Shy, Nemesis and so on are cute, but I still like kc, you all know what it is - don't shout it out, or I may lose the source of information on Cristiano's side.

m: Today is a lot of fun, and I will update one more. I heard that Mr. Messi sent an apology message immediately after the game. You should go and watch it. I heard that it was just updated—his publicity assistant is said to be crying The one who ran out of the locker room because his own player made headlines but didn't wait for him to deal with it.Poor Mr. Mendez may have to help Mr. Macy find a new assistant.By the way, Cristiano

'Did you post it yourself?Well... who knows how to delete replies scolding him? '

'...Forget it, the young man is full of vigor, if you know you are wrong, forget it...'

' But still angry, how can a player treat his fans like this? —Well, probably not his. '

'Hey, the big name is very powerful, isn't it?Apology useful?Why do you need a suspension if an apology is useful? '

'But after I sent the message myself, I still knew it was wrong...'

Mendes looked at the comments with emotion, "Good girl, you did a great job." He just praised Gu Bei in a mean-spirited way, and then immediately turned to the main battlefield, "Of course, our cutest Christie is even more outstanding. Cristiano, if it is not for his help, the reputation of Mr. Messi will suffer irreparable damage. Cristiano is really the best, kindest and most reliable player I have ever seen-if I praise him like this, the effect Will it be good?"

The whole world fell into a terrible silence at this moment.

Gu Bei: Who said that I have no bottom line in order to flatter?There is no bottom line here, okay?Open your eyes and take a look, Xiao Gongju can be said to be reliable?Then what am I?The Buzhou Mountain that supports the heaven and the earth?

"Anyway," Mourinho broke the silence with difficulty, "Cristiano really played well today - I don't mean the mess, I mean the performance on the pitch."

Gu Bei and Mendes looked at Mourinho angrily at the same time, and Mendes accused: "Jose, you can't do this, we have to encourage Cristiano to be an adult - you can't just because of your own EQ At three and a half, stop others from growing to four."

"Yes, Mr. Coach," Gu Bei echoed, "Cristiano did a very good job today. Although Mr. Mendes is a bit exaggerated, he is not wrong on the whole. But I have to say, Mr. Messi I'm afraid the performance today was very immature, which is not good for his image."

As soon as Gu Bei finished his sentence, there was a loud dispute not far away.

"Ha, that's right, I just accused him, so what? Don't you Barcelona people allow others to criticize?" Pepe said loudly, "As for the Bernabéu fans scolding you, please forgive me, let's go to the Nou Camp He didn’t seem to get any treatment that a civilized society should have. But at least, neither Cristiano nor anyone else kicked the ball into the stands!”

"Leo just wanted to kick the billboard! Besides, the fans at the Bernabéu insulted him throughout the game. If it wasn't for that, how could he lose control?" Judging by Gu Bei's unsightly eyes, the person who said this It should be Pique, an internationally renowned talker master.

"Ha, what do you mean, next time Camp Nou scolds Cristiano, we can also kick the ball directly into the stands? Oh, of course, of course we can, but we don't have such good luck. You don’t even need to get a warning—I guess we’ll be sent off with a red card, and maybe you’ll get a penalty kick!”—the roar from Pepe, who suddenly scored 101 points in his skills.

"What do you mean?" Busquets asked Pepe.

Ozil and Ramos, who intended to act like adults, grabbed Pepe from left to right, and said in unison: "Whatever you want to understand, it means what you think!"

Gu Bei: ...What else does this team play?This brain is playing itself to death... Are you persuading a fight?Did you go to fight?

Mendez pulled Gu Bei back, stood aside and looked at it thoughtfully: It stands to reason that this involves his own Pepe, so Gu Bei should go over and help him.But the ones who said the last troublesome words were Özil and Ramos, who had nothing to do with him, and it seemed that there was no need to care about it... and Pique next door didn't seem to be very reliable. If Gu Bei is beaten up, will Cristiano fight with his neighbor?

"Sir, why don't you get Pepe out first?" Gu Bei asked in a low voice.

Mendes looked at Mourinho, "Dear Jose, go, now it's time to show your demeanor as a mature coach." He looked at the eye of the storm surrounded by live media cameras. Lifting his chin, "You don't want Pepe to be suspended for something off the court, do you?"

Mourinho sneered, but he didn't argue with Mendes, so he gritted his teeth and passed through.

"Okay, okay, the three of you are chatting with them here? What are you waiting for if you don't go back quickly? Are you having a sorority with the Barcelona people?" Mourinho opened his mouth, and Gu Bei turned his head to send He gave Mendes a smile-see, let him go, it would be better to let those players fight by themselves...

Mendez didn't speak, but silently let go of the hand holding Gu Bei, and then made a gesture, indicating to Gu Bei what to do—get it over with, everyone, go home, wash and sleep .

"Hello, gentlemen," Gu Bei resolutely stood in the eye of the storm, and separated the opposing sides—maybe because she was a woman, and Pique and Busquets were gentlemen, so although they were not very satisfied, But she still silently shut up and allowed her to speak, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Gu Bei, and I am the leader of Mr. Macy's propaganda team—although I don't follow Mr. Macy, his promotional matters are in the In a way, I'm really responsible."

Pique and Busquets had never met Gu Bei, but she had no room to lie about such a thing.After all, Messi is still in the visiting team's locker room. If she lied, wouldn't she be able to expose it immediately?The two of them glanced at each other and felt that the matter was probably believable, so they just nodded to Gu Bei as a greeting.

"We will take care of Mr. Messi's matter," Gu Bei stepped forward and said softly to the two of Pique. "Although many of our players belong to Real Madrid, Mr. Messi is also our responsibility. If Mr. Messi's reputation If it is damaged, it will be of no benefit to us, so we will never be negligent. I also hope that the two gentlemen believe in our ability. At the same time, in order not to damage the interests of Barcelona and Real Madrid, I think that maybe arguing in the player tunnel is not It is an excellent choice - the media is watching, if there is a non-verbal conflict, no one can shirk it."

"Whether it's Real Madrid or Barcelona, ​​there's no way to shirk it." Gu Bei thought for a while before adding this sentence.

If Pique and Busquets are so impulsive that they will openly quarrel with Pepe under the live broadcast of the media, it is nothing more than thinking that their top card has been treated unfairly, or that Real Madrid will take advantage of the problem and even appeal to the Western Football Association to suspend Messi.

Gu Bei dare not say that Florentino didn't mean it, but at least she can't let them think that Mendes will just sit back and watch all this happen - besides, in terms of 'history', nothing happened at all... …

"If Leo and Ronaldo fall into the water at the same time, who will Mr. Mendez save?" Busquets asked a question that a mother-in-law wants to ask her son-in-law.

"If Mr. Mendes chooses to save Mr. Ronaldo, then I will save Mr. Messi. On the contrary, if Mr. Mendes chooses Mr. Messi, then I will be the one in charge of Mr. Ronaldo." Gu Bei said gently, "No one will drown. This is our basic principle and basic professionalism."

Busquets thought for a while, temporarily put Gu Bei on the "seemingly credible" gray list, and then took Pique, who was still not at ease, away.

Cristiano did not know when he stood at the door of the locker room, he said to Gu Bei unhappy: "What do you mean if Jorge saves him, you will come to save me? It sounds like I was picked out! "

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