[Football] The world's first arrogant

However, like bad luck and happiness, their appearance is also unexpected.

On the morning of the Copa del Rey match day in midweek, the failed transaction between Valdano and Mourinho outside the dressing room yesterday was first put on the table by "Marca", and it spread more and more widely in the next half hour .

[Barcelona ushers in a Christmas spree, Real Madrid's general manager and coach are at odds]

[Transactions outside the locker room: The two giants of Real Madrid are shirking each other, and disputes are suspected to erupt]

[Mourinho registered an official social account, the twin theory responded to the dispute outside the dressing room for the first time]

é-: A lot of twins fight non-stop—for all sorts of things.It's not because they hate each other, it's just because they love each other so much, they always have something in common.

' Sounds reasonable, but my question is, who is the mother who can take care of the twins? '

'I repeat, I'm fed up with journalists who live by speculating about Real Madrid's internal relations every day. '

'I can guess Marca's malicious headlines tomorrow, [Real Madrid's internal interpretation of the rival twins, who will run away from home at the end of the season]'

'Although I suspect that Maka's news is true, I don't know why I was brainwashed by this r...Who will save me? '

'I'm sorry, no one can help, because I feel that I have encountered the same problem... Can anyone gossip about who is so capable in Mourinho's team? '

'For those of you who want to be spoiled, Real Madrid gossip little radar m, you're welcome. '

Mourinho looked at the updated r comment with a gloomy face, "He and I are not twins. This is not dark, I don't need any dark twin brothers." He complained to Gu Bei road.Gu Bei considered that Mourinho was indeed provoked, so he gave Mourinho a 360-degree spiritual massage without any dead ends, "Heroes always encounter various difficulties, and God wants to Rising from the lowest point to the highest can be called sacred greatness. This is just the tempering of life—a small tempering on the road to the Triple Crown.” Gu Bei uttered the word “Triple Crown” against his conscience.

"That does seem to make sense." Mourinho accepted the rhetoric wholeheartedly. "Then you should put this sentence directly on the social networking site instead of some damn twin theory."

Gu Bei rubbed his forehead and felt that his CPU was about to overheat, "That's not propaganda but provocation—even Mr. Mourinho should consider the feelings of the audience once or twice. Besides , I don't think it's a good situation to openly provoke your general manager."

Mourinho may also feel that such a "semi-employer" like himself is really annoying, so he handed Gu Bei a cup of coffee with a sympathetic look, but Gu Bei ruthlessly picked on him, "I don't Drink American style, it's too bitter."

Mourinho touched his nose, snatched the cup of mocha that his assistant coach hadn't had time to drink, and handed it to Gu Bei, "But who told the story? The coaching staff won't be so boring." Rinho completely believes in the assistants who have followed him for many years.Gu Bei obviously felt that there was no problem with his trust, "Of course it's another protagonist. I asked an editor of "Marca", and she said so."

"When did you know people from "Marca"?" Mourinho looked a little surprised, "I thought you were just close to Mr. Sanders."

Gu Bei anxiously looked at Cristiano, who was warming up not far away, and found that he hadn't noticed the situation here before he said bluntly: "There is an old saying in China that many friends have many paths. Being a publicity assistant is more It’s not a bad thing to know a few reporters and editors—everyone helps each other out.”

"Does Jorge know about this?" Mourinho seemed to have caught something sensitively, "Do you know what you look like? It's like finding a way out for yourself."

"Among the people I know in this world, there is only one person who never thinks about his future. Do you know who it is?" Gu Bei ruthlessly complained about Mourinho, "It's you, Mr. Mourinho. Even Christie Arnold, three-year-old Cristiano is more merciful than you - just a little bit, but better than not at all. I guess that's why your publicity team is so fluid and attritable huge."

Mourinho looked at Gu Bei indifferently, "It sounds more like he is seeking resignation."

Gu Bei smiled slightly, "Guess what? If a reporter asked you in today's post-match interview, 'Why did you use the twin theory to compare your relationship with Mr. Valdano', your answer would not be 'Me and Bardano Mr. Dano’s personality is very similar, and our pursuit of Real Madrid’s future and goals are completely the same. It’s like twin brothers, they both love their home and hope that their home will get better and better, but There may be different opinions on the specific operation process-this is very normal and a healthy phenomenon. We will try our best to communicate in a better way in the future. But any statement that there is a disagreement between us is malicious Attack' - if it wasn't for that answer, I might have to consider resigning."

Out of this completely despicable threat, Mourinho had to give in. He asked Gu Bei to write this passage on a small note, and secretly hid it in his sleeve while Gu Bei was not paying attention. At the meeting, I secretly read it out as a cheat sheet.

If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts, and if you walk too much by the river, you will inevitably have wet shoes-Mourinho explained this with his own experience.

"Mourinho was found by reporters to hide a small note at the press conference after the game, and he peeked at the note several times when the reporter asked questions." The ground broadcast reported, "The explosive news before Christmas, maybe the perverse Mourinho finally found himself a qualified publicist, and decided to follow the arrangement of this lovely person. It would be a perfect Christmas present for his agent Mendes - after all, the only person he has to worry about is Cristiano."

Gu Bei furiously turned off the live video on his mobile phone.

"I didn't ask you to recite it verbatim! So why on earth did you bring this kind of thing to the press conference? Didn't I say it? It's enough to read it twice before starting!" Gu Bei Ask Mourinho who just came back, "Now, the whole world knows that your lines are designed by others. Then what's the point of our public relations? After all, isn't the most important thing about public relations is 'invisibility'?" ?”

Although it had nothing to do with him, Cristiano still poked his head out of the dressing room triumphantly holding his hair that had just been waxed, "Look, I always make you feel more at ease."

Gu Bei turned her head and gave Cristiano a smile, "It's half the same, I can't say which one is better." She turned back to look at Cassie who was standing behind Mourinho with a look on his face, and released it indiscriminately. Talking skills, "Mr. Casillas, please tell me, what made you not stop your head coach, Mr., from doing such a thing in the post-match press conference? Considering that you are sitting next to him, watching on."

"Calm down, Ann. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve. That's a good day. Why bother with these boring things at this time? After all, we have already won the game. Besides, we are just responding to the so-called internal Contradictory, it’s good if this goal is achieved.” Cassie smiled and waved her hands, “By the way, do you want to come to my house for Christmas? Sarah has prepared apple pie and chicken pie.”

Cristiano cleared his throat behind Gu Bei as a warning - if you don't go to my house, you can't go to other people's house.

Great, these guys probably spent about 90 minutes into the game thinking about the Christmas dinner their girlfriends made for them.But considering the huge success of this competition, Gu Bei has nothing to say, "Thank you, I am very willing, but a friend of mine is coming to spend Christmas with me, so there may be no way to go." Faced with good intentions, Gu Bei still Condensed his resentment.

At the same time, she put one hand behind her back in a gesture of reassurance for Cristiano.

"Okay, but in fact, if you want, you can also bring your friends. Sara likes to be lively." Cassie didn't notice Gu Bei's small movements, he just seemed a little regretful, "Uh, but, Ann, what are you doing?" He looked at Gu Bei's other hand typing quickly with some doubts.

Gu Bei showed his mobile phone screen, "It's time to update it, the title is "Sincerity rubs the headlines! It starts with Mourinho's new public relations consultant's crisis management philosophy: the only lie that cannot be exposed is the truth", you What do you think?" - the last half of the sentence seems to be asking Mourinho.

Mourinho gave Gu Bei an undisguised look, "Okay, okay, even if I did something wrong... But I didn't do it on purpose... By the way, will you stay in Madrid for Christmas?"

"Probably, but I hope that no one needs to look for me during this period." Gu Bei blocked Mourinho's way very vigilantly.

Cassie helped Mourinho with a smile. He said meaningfully: "I think there is no problem with the head coach, but Cristiano may not be sure."

Cristiano shrugged, straightened his hair nonchalantly and returned to the locker room, seemingly not paying attention to Cassie's joke.

Cassie and Mourinho froze for a moment, and couldn't help exchanging a puzzled look.