[Football] The world's first arrogant

6:2 victory over Ajax, Cristiano also played a big four like the "historical him", the only fly in the ointment is that the opponent scored two goals instead of one-but if Considering that Ramos was not present, this result can't even be called a flaw.

'Invincible Real Madrid, invincible Mourinho, invincible Ronaldo! Like all fanatics, Mr. Fernando, the mean and insatiable head of the Real Madrid fan organization, expressed his only feeling at the moment under Cristiano's r, "Our only pursuit is the Treble. '—Brother, why is your imagination so rich?

'No one is invincible, except Cristiano. '

'The Galacticos set sail, and I don't even see a glacier within a hundred miles that it won't break. '

'There is no second club worthy of Cristiano's perfection, and no second Cristiano worthy of Real Madrid's success! '

'Real Madrid only have two tasks this season, defeating Barcelona and winning the championship. '

Gu Bei looked at the last comment, and looked sadly at the two articles in his mobile memo, "Real Madrid: King of Kings" and "Ronaldo: Not to Beat the World, Just to Always Be a Better Self 》, after some inner struggle, she still copied and pasted the second article to the blog, and changed the introduction slightly at the same time.

'summary: After the victory in this game, Real Madrid has confirmed that the first place in the group stage will be credited, but for Ronaldo, the number one gun of the Galacticos, all firsts and successes are the same as failures, but they are just the way to a more perfect A brick on the way to myself and a more perfect team.Even Mourinho himself admitted that Ronaldo's desire for perfection is also the driving force behind Real Madrid's progress. '——When the onlookers are depressed, they should light a fire, but when they are full of enthusiasm, they should pour a basin of ice water and some chicken soup.

"If I said that, then I apologize."

Gu Bei, who was standing in the corner of the dressing room, trembled in fright at the sudden voice from behind, and directly deleted all the articles that had been pasted and formatted with great difficulty.

"Mr. Mourinho!" Gu Bei hurriedly recovered and quickly sent the article, trying to seize the sofa of the critics, "Please don't scare me behind my back next time, please?" Gu Bei looked a little heartbroken, "Besides, it's not a bad thing to praise your striker after such a big victory. Didn't you yourself say that competitiveness and ambition are the two things you love most about Cristiano?"

"I didn't say anything against you." Mourinho seemed in a good mood. "After a few big victories, the whole team deserves my praise—you can add this sentence if you want."

"It's already finished, it's too late, but I can publish an interview tomorrow, so, do you have time? Give me half an hour tonight?" Gu Bei thought of a new way to increase the rice points, "Taking advantage of the recent The fans are in a good mood, and they can establish a more positive and glorious image, so that they can deal with things in the future if things go wrong."

Mourinho expressed great difficulty in accepting Gu Bei's typical representative of extreme pessimism, "Seriously, at this point in time of continuous victory, wouldn't it be good for you to say something nice and praise me? Thinking about losing?"

"I very much hope that you can continue the winning streak, but as a publicity assistant, I have to think of all the worst scenarios." Gu Bei said seriously, "By the way, don't you consider praising your forwards? ?”

Mourinho gave Gu Bei a sideways look, "If you want me to praise Cristiano, just say it, why do you use a plural noun that is trying to hide it? Will it make you appear more philanthropic?"

So, in your heart, I'm just a stupid image?

Gu Bei looked at Mourinho, feeling very depressed, "No, this is an honest plural noun. I mean all your forwards, all—if you always praise Cristiano alone, I'm afraid it will make people Generate unnecessary associations. Associating is one of the few duties of journalists."

"Then I authorize you, you can write whatever you want." Mourinho waved his hand casually.Gu Bei looked very relieved when he heard this, "Really? That's great. I have already prepared an article and sent it to your email. If you think there is no problem, then I can write it tomorrow morning. sent."

Mourinho looked at Gu Bei, "I think, if you really can't do it, you can just tell me what you plan to post in the next few days... Anyway, you don't really need me to say anything."

"I will create momentum for the derby," Gu Bei smiled, "but then again, I have another thing to tell you. It's about... Cristiano."

"No, don't tell me that the two of you quarreled. If that's the case, I won't care about it." Of course Mourinho knew that Gu Bei would not do such careless things, so he just looked at the locker room Cristiano, who just came out of the bathroom on the other end, made a joke casually, "Especially, if the reason for your quarrel is Mr. Sanders, I don't want to hear it."

Gu Bei smiled dryly, "No. But I think from a psychological point of view, Cristiano has indeed appeared a little bit recently--with all due respect, he has been so irritable recently that if you don't keep an eye on him , and even quarreled with his own dog. If I were to say why, it would undoubtedly be because of Barça and Mr. Messi."

She apparently didn't notice Mourinho's emphasis on 'Little Mr Saunders'.

Mourinho frowned, stretched out his hand to signal her not to continue, then took advantage of Cristiano's inattention, pulled Gu Bei's elbow and led her out of the locker room.

"You continue to say that he was very affected by this game?" Mourinho also seemed to take it seriously.

"Cristiano refuses to talk about it, but from what I've seen, he's very much influenced by the name 'Messi', and if I were to say it, I think his recent explosion has something to do with the approaching Clasico too - —Maybe you will think that I say this too much, but in fact, I think it is. Mr. Messi beat Cristiano to win the Ballon d'Or at the beginning of the year. I think Cristiano has never been able to fully Put it down. Especially when his personal opponent is also the biggest opponent at the club level. The scene of a deadly enemy, how thrilling it looks to outsiders, is so hard for the person involved."

Mourinho stood with his arms folded and looked worried, "Do you think this will affect Cristiano's performance in the derby?"

"One thousand percent." Gu Bei's eyebrows were almost drawn into a straight line, "Too impatient, too eager to prove one's ability is not the way to victory, am I right?"

"That makes sense, but what do you think I should do?"

I thought I was only responsible for asking questions, and then you guys will solve the problem... After being speechless for a while, Gu Bei said, "Comfort him? Then, I also prepared an article about Messi and Cristiano, Hopefully we can reduce the pressure on him from the outside.”

"How to comfort? 'Cristiano, believe me, you are the best striker I have ever seen'." Mourinho performed without losing the drama, "Considering that I am his coach, do you think he Will you believe my words? Come on, Ann, I vote for you when it comes to comforting him—yes, literally, I think it’s best for you to comfort him.”

Gu Bei rubbed the center of his brows, feeling that his forehead lines were getting darker, "Mr. Mourinho, we are talking about a very serious issue... If I can solve his psychological problems, I will go to You’re already working as a psychiatrist who charges hundreds of euros an hour, why are you still working as a coolie in a stinky locker room that smells like men’s sweat?”

Mourinho looked hurt by those modifiers. He asked: "What is stinky? Do you know how many girls in the world are willing to come to this stinky place to see their idols?"

"We're not discussing the smell in the locker room." Gu Bei realized that the topic had been taken away, "In short, I don't know how to solve Cristiano's psychological difficulties. I'm just telling you my feelings very responsibly , I hope it can provide a reference, I don’t know anything else.”

Gu Bei resolutely threw the blame away.

"Yes, you provide references, and I am responsible for providing solutions. My solution is that you comfort him-how? The logic is very clear, right?" Mourinho is in a good mood, "Just stick to one central point It's—convince him that they are two people, and any two people are completely different individuals, and they can't be compared at all. Besides, just be an arrogant genius if you want to do it, and don't compare yourself with others all the time."

"And, Ann, do you know? I think what Icar told me that day was very reasonable. He said, 'A lock has only one key'." Mourinho looked at Gu Bei meaningfully.

Gu Bei was stunned for a moment, then turned away in a panic.