[Football] The world's first arrogant

The ancients said: Conquering the bus is a worldwide problem, and the best way to solve this problem is a penalty that is not kicked.

The ancients also said: wasting opportunities will be punished-it is common for three points to become zero.

So when the referee doesn't have the kindness to give back to the audience, and your team kicks all kinds of balls like taking the wrong medicine, Gu Bei feels that even if there is a real god, you can only accept one. Very tasteless draw.

A draw with a newly promoted horse.

"'C Ronaldo: 6.0, missed a lot of opportunities, but he can pass the ball to his teammates. For the first time, he no longer fights alone.'" Cristiano read the media's post-match score, "Did they watch the game? They didn't see it How did the opponent maliciously want to fight in groups?"

Gu Bei ignored him, she was taking a Real Madrid fan uniform with a pleasant smile and was busy collecting the team's signatures, "Mr. Marcelo, can we take a photo together? Thank you very much." Gu Bei Bei skillfully found the best angle to take a photo, then took the clothes and went to the next player, "Oh no, Ikar, your names are too long, you really don't have to write your full names, especially Mother's surname... um? No, no, I don't think you performed badly today, but it's true that there are no scenes of you today..."

"What are you up to..." Cristiano stepped over a lot of replaced jerseys and messy garbage on the ground, and grabbed Gu Bei precisely, "If you want a signed jersey, I can help you too..."

He pouted unconsciously, as if he was really wronged.

As soon as Gu Bei was caught by him, he stepped on Cassie's clothes thrown on the ground without paying attention. She said sorry, and then turned to Cristiano and said, "I thought you were talking to someone else. What did you say?" gone?"

"I'm talking about ratings..." Cristiano looked a little close to the adjective 'eyes'.

Gu Bei pulled over the rating that he was waving in his hand, looked carefully, and barely understood the Spanish text on it, "Uh, half and half...not all negative reviews..." She used her peripheral vision Glancing at Cristiano, he shrank his neck, "But such an evaluation is obviously very unfair! Very unfair! For the whole team, how can they evaluate this game like this? The opponent has obviously gone too far ! That's not even exactly a football move."

Gu Beiyi said sternly.

Cassie covered her face with a hair towel, almost laughing.And Ramos's reaction was a little more direct - he just laughed out loud.

Cristiano seemed to blush a bit, and he seemed to mutter something in Portuguese—probably something like "Why don't you always turn to me", and then stepped across a pile of garbage to apply hairspray to his hair.

Gu Bei looked at Cristiano's soft hair with regret, "Why do you have to use hairspray? Isn't it very beautiful?" She whispered in Chinese.

"What did you say?" Of course Cassie couldn't understand this mysterious oriental code, but when Gu Bei was evasive, he didn't push him blindly, "You have never been to an away game before, and you haven't even been to it. Isn’t it the Bernabéu? Why did you come to Valencia suddenly today and enter the locker room?” He thought for a while, but he still didn’t want to ask her, “Is Mr. Mourinho crazy”—this kind of question.

"I helped Mr. Mourinho sort out an interview memo, and Mr. Mourinho bought the tickets for me—speaking of which, it was the first time for me to watch La Liga live." Gu Bei looked very excited, " The atmosphere is really different, and I can’t feel it when watching the live broadcast. And the person in charge of the Real Madrid fan group is really nice. He heard that I don’t know much Spanish and didn’t dislike me. He even sang me a song before the opening.”

"The head of the Real Madrid fan group?" Ramos repeated weakly on the side.

Gu Bei obviously didn't pay attention to his abnormality, she was still immersed in the frenzied atmosphere just now, "Yes, I promised to give this signed dress to him, he said his daughter has always wanted one. In other words, his daughter really Cute, with big bright eyes and a round face."

"You also met his daughter?" Cassie and Ramos asked in unison.

It was only then that Gu Bei noticed something was wrong. She took the fans back from Ozil, thanked them, and then asked them strangely: "What's wrong? He showed me a picture of his daughter, what's the matter?" Isn't it right?"

Casey and Ramos exchanged meaningful glances, "That Mr. Fernando is a very... crazy fan, he only has Real Madrid in his eyes—in other words, in his eyes, there are only two types of players in the world, One is from Real Madrid, the other is not. I suspect that Mr. President himself is just in his mind... well, anyway, many staff members at the club have complained that he is very, very difficult to get along with."

Gu Bei nodded his chin, raised his head and thought for a while, "It's okay. But he did scold you, most of you, in fact." She recalled carefully, "I was still very strange at the time. , who can remember the details of the game several years ago so clearly? When you say it like this, it makes sense...he is indeed very fanatical."

Although Cassie felt that it was unnecessary to ask, he still couldn't hold back, "How does he evaluate me?"

There aren't too many good words... think about it, when he talks about Cristiano, it's like 'Who does he think he is?It is a great honor for him to come to Real Madrid. Why does he think he can occupy the ball and not pass the ball to his teammates? ' tone.

Not very friendly, but definitely a loyal fan of Real Madrid.

Gu Bei looked at him a little strangely, "If I lie, you will be upset, right?" Seeing Cassie nodding, she became even more embarrassed, "Ikar, I always thought you were the strongest goalkeeper in Real Madrid, He is also the best goalkeeper in Spain and even in the world." Gu Bei hinted at Fernando's evaluation as tactfully as possible, "For a diehard Real Madrid fan, no player will be... full marks—unless the team takes over Three Crowns."

"I heard someone talking about the Triple Crown?"

Mourinho came in from outside the door - he had just finished talking to a few team reporters, but he didn't seem to be very affected by the incident of 'a newly promoted guest', "Miss Gu, our Did Mr. Casillas tell you? It was a very successful press conference, only the pre-match press conference was a little bit worse."

Yeah, considering you didn't know the game was going to end in a draw.Of course it would be a little more pleasant.

"Congratulations?" Gu Bei didn't know how to answer, so he had to say something tentatively.

Cassie pursed his lips, but didn't speak for a while, and seemed to be a little affected by the previous disagreement with the head coach.Gu Bei was a little nervous. Although she prevented Mourinho from mentioning Barcelona in any form before the game in a stalking manner, it was obvious that with Mourinho's big mouth, who knows? Will he be unable to restrain himself from mentioning it after the game!

After all, as a "player with a lot of skills", Mourinho's statement that "someone will surrender when they meet Barcelona" can be said to be shocking and independent.

"Miss Gu, thank you."

When Gu Bei's nervous brain froze, he suddenly heard Cassie behind him say such a sentence, and was so scared that he almost threw the phone directly in Mourinho's face.

She turned around tremblingly, "What?"

Why are you so polite all of a sudden... It feels like something is going to happen?

Cassie was probably a little worried that others would hear him, so he stood up and walked to Gu Bei's side, and whispered, "I know, Mr. Mourinho told me that you didn't let him directly put Barcelona's name and 'handicap' 'This kind of thing is put together. Miss Gu, I have to admit, I am very touched and thank you very much-I am the captain of Spain, I can't...you know, I can't watch the Spanish team's Barcelona gang and Real Madrid are against each other, I can't do it."

"It's nothing, Ikar, you've always been a good captain—for both Real Madrid and Spain." Gu Bei felt relieved and comforted Cassie.

"I've already called Mr. Mendez - within 10 minutes of the pre-match press conference. I told Mr. Mendez that I would like to ask him to be my agent. We will discuss other matters. We can meet and talk slowly, but there is only one thing I must insist on—Miss Gu, I insist on asking Mr. Mendes to send you to serve as my publicity assistant. Mr. Mendes said that as long as you agree. So... Would you agree?"

By the time Gu Bei came to his senses, she had already said loudly "Of course I would" three times excitedly.

The locker room suddenly fell silent, everyone looked at Cassie and Gu Bei, and then dully looked at Cristiano who had just come out after applying hairspray.

"So, what did I miss?" Cristiano asked slowly, standing at the door with his hips akimbo.