[Football] The world's first arrogant

After Gu Bei's "Where's Little Chris Incident", his life fell into a freezing point.Mourinho hyped up the matter in their mutual circle of friends, while Cristiano insisted that the room was arranged by Gu Bei and had nothing to do with him in order to escape the embarrassment of being ridiculed.

"After Chris was brought to the villa, as you know, this kind of thing was arranged by the hostess. So of course I didn't care about it, anyway..." Cristiano spread his hands, expressing his innocence, " But Ann forgot which room she had arranged for Chris! Oh my God! How could Mom be so careless?"

Gu Bei originally wanted to explain that it was entirely Cristiano's fault, after all, he had been dragging her around the house, causing her to not figure out which one it was - of course, from another perspective, it was also Blame this house, who made it so big?

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But because he was inadvertently flattered by the phrase 'how can mom be so careless', Gu Bei didn't bother to argue about such insignificant points.

"You've become smarter." Mendes commented on Cristiano's unprecedentedly successful dumping behavior.

Cristiano waved his hands proudly, "Where is it smarter? I will write it down..."

Mendez: ...

Mendes was discouraged from speaking to Cristiano after the incident, but the situation was quickly forced to end.

[Higuain intends to leave, CR switched to Paris?Is the Real Madrid dressing room hopeless? 】

Cristiano has to 'join' Paris/Milan/Manchester United once or several times a year, and Gu Bei thinks that everyone should get used to it—although her 'feeling' is meaningless.

"There was no news before." Gu Bei called Mendes after receiving the news, "Hasn't Cristiano mentioned Paris recently?"

Mendes is also lamenting this eventful Christmas, and is very worried about it, "It doesn't matter if I didn't mention it, the point is that Paris is really rich and really wants to buy it... plus Mr. Higuain's Now everyone believes that there are irreconcilable problems within Real Madrid. Therefore, if Paris wants to overshoot at this time...you can’t say they are taking advantage of the fire.”

"The good news is that Mr. Chairman actually reassured me, saying that he really didn't sell Cristiano. But the bad news is that he slapped me around and asked me if Jose and Mr. Higuain had something wrong. The contradiction of redemption." Mendes sighed, "Ann, do you think I will be exhausted to death by them one day?"

Of course, Gu Beixin said.

"Then what do you mean..." Gu Bei asked tactfully, "Do you want me to focus on Cristiano or Mr. Mourinho?"

Cristiano, who was digging apple puree for his son to eat, immediately pricked up his ears, and held his breath without moving, waiting for Gu Bei to say his conclusion.

Until Little Chris got impatient and slapped him on the hand holding the spoon.

Cristiano looked at little Chris aggrievedly, and even more aggrievedly at Gu Bei.Gu Bei rolled his eyes, held the phone between his shoulders, and took the apple puree from Cristiano's hand to feed little Chris.

"Jose." Mendes didn't know anything about the matter on the other end of the phone, and was still talking about work in a serious manner, "Cristiano's matter has no effect, but Jose's is different. Just walk away when it's over, and don't have a reputation for messing up the locker room."

Gu Bei agreed.

But as the saying goes, if there is no stalk and stubbornness, it will not end well.

Considering that the team is still on vacation, Gu Bei didn't rush to do things. He just leisurely posted two pictures of the surroundings of Villa Cristiano on his private twitter.

@BaoBao_Gu: A new choice for vacation, it’s a pity he didn’t say it earlier, otherwise it would be nice to buy a bicycle and ride. 【Landscape Photo.JPG】

'Listen to me, write a statement and tell me that Cristiano will not leave Real Madrid, and then you can ride however you like, whatever you like...you can ride me...'

'Upstairs, a vivid example of being driven crazy by Real Madrid's winter window.Gu Bei's playing like this now should mean that Mendes didn't make any big moves, right?Cristiano shouldn't be able to leave. '——If the whole world has this comprehension ability, Gu Bei's work will be much easier.

'Of course it's good that Cristiano doesn't leave, so what about Mourinho and Higuain?Before Neymar grows fully, Higuain can't go!Of course, I don’t want Higuain to leave after I’ve fully grown up...'

'Calm down upstairs, do you really think that Florentino's family has a money printing machine? '

'I'm so mad, I swiped BOOM all day, but she didn't update a word.As a gossip blogger, does she qualify for Christmas?After so many major events happened, she actually pretended to be dead! '

' BOOM didn't say anything, but PF posted a picture of fireworks... But I think BOOM probably doesn't know what's going on, after all, everyone is on vacation, and it's impossible for the team to leave someone on duty to answer gossip bloggers Lord's question...'

'Will Higuain go this winter?Is he at odds with Mourinho? '

Gu Bei replied the last reply we excerpted, 'Don't you go?I haven't heard of it... Higuain was quite happy at the Christmas dinner that day, why did he leave? '

Cristiano stared at Gu Bei's phone screen with his head bent. He used two things at once. He didn't see Chris's hand clearly and stuffed the bottle filled with water, almost poking Chris's hand.Fortunately, Gu Bei rescued him in time, and little Chris survived.

"Daddy stupid!" Little Chris sat on his seat shaking his short legs and made a face, repeating Dolores' favorite words to him, "Ann is smart."

Cristiano glared at Gu Bei, very jealous, "Children are easily deceived by the appearance of a beautiful girl!"

"Then you should be happy that little Chris can still know which is the 'beautiful girl'." Gu Bei choked on Cristiano, and in a good mood let little Chris hold the bottle and drink water by himself.

Cristiano thought for a while, and finally focused on his own curiosity, "Why didn't you just send a statement? Why did you just reply? Wouldn't there be fewer people who could see it?"

Gu Bei glanced at him, and then checked the time. Seeing that two or three minutes had passed, he opened Twitter again and searched for the keyword Gu Bei.

Gu Bei replied to the fans, Higuain was still very happy at the dinner before Christmas, and asked the fans why he left. ’—messages with different wording but almost identical meanings were pushed by different sports news accounts.

Cristiano looked at Gu Bei in surprise, "You asked them to post the news?"

Gu Bei felt that his plan had been humiliated, "Then you underestimate me...do you know what a fan is?"

Cristiano said in his heart that I have been a superstar for so many years, how can I still not know what a fan is?But looking at Gu Bei's expression, he felt that maybe he really didn't know what a fan was?He hesitated for a moment, but actually shook his head.

Little Chris, who was drinking water, let out a 'sneer' of 'unknown meaning', and then choked on the water.

Under the hint of Gu Bei's eyes, Cristiano reluctantly patted little Chris on the back, and let out a cold snort from his nose. Half a person who doesn't need to buy a ticket to get on the plane seems to be doing it all of a sudden. I still understand...

"True fans will carefully observe your replies on every twitter—not to mention that I am not only them, but also some media people. When the team is on vacation and the coaching staff is all silent, their reliable information What is the source? It’s me, Mr. Mourinho’s second mouth.” Gu Bei said solemnly, “Reporters from regular big media are sometimes no different from gossip reporters. Some people speculate the truth with just a few words on social media and at friends' gatherings."

Cristiano expressed his disdain for this behavior.

Gu Bei smiled and slapped him on the arm, "All in all, compared with official statements, they will all believe this kind of 'unintentionally revealed' words-they think it is said by people without calculation. , is the closest to the truth. Therefore, the more this is the case, the more important this behavior of replying to fans is."

Not deliberate, careless, the more negligent, the more the media and fans will feel that this is the truth.If BOOM is not allowed to speak out, it is nothing more than because the team is on vacation collectively. If we can get first-hand information in this way, then BOOM may be "supernatural" too much, and every time he speaks up in such a timely manner, it is easy to make people suspicious .

So before BOOM is targeted, it is suitable for "news slowness" once or twice-the popularity has earned enough, and now is a safe period.It's time for a twitter to shield it from the limelight.

Cristiano rubbed his chin, then casually reached out and took the baby bottle that Chris was holding in his arms and shook it. Seeing that there was still water, he took a sip.

Gu Bei: ... just a sip of water ... you want to grab it too?

Little Chris pouted, but didn't cry.

Gu Bei hugged him and praised him with a smile, "Chris is so good."

"Grandma said that I should give way to Dad." Little Chris said innocently, blinking his big eyes.

Gu Bei burst out laughing, but Cristiano, who was holding the baby bottle, thought for a while, but he didn't realize that there was nothing ridiculous about this sentence.

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