[Gintama] My sister is Mary Sue

"How much do you like sweets?" Seventeen's mouth twitched as he looked at Sakata Gintoki who was happily carrying a bag of sweets.

"Sugar is my life, Ah Yin." Sakata Yinshi looked at the mayonnaise in Seventeen's hands and said with contempt, "By the way, do you have the right to say that I am Ah Yin, the one who bought so much mayonnaise is a pervert Bar."

Don't mention Shi Qi's hand, I still carry a bag for her in my hand, how much these two couples like to eat mayonnaise.

Just the amount of mayonnaise, ordinary people can't eat it in a lifetime.

"Fourteen and I can solve it in about a week." Seventeen touched his chin and said, "But mayonnaise is really high in calories. I haven't exercised much recently and I feel a lot fatter."

Shi Qi squeezed his arm and showed a distressed expression. After giving birth last time, he suddenly gained a lot of weight, but then he went directly to a wave of high-intensity tasks and lost weight all of a sudden.

Now this is a rebound. Sure enough, after giving birth, it is easy to gain weight. Ah, I am so envious that Fourteen will not gain weight no matter how much he eats, and his muscle ratio is still so good.

"What happened to that red light just now?" Sakata Gintoki covered his eyes because of the sudden red light.

When he opened his eyes again and turned around, he saw that something was wrong. He closed his eyes and said silently three times, 'the sun must be too dazzling', and then looked at the position of Seventeen before.

"Ai Shan? Why is it you??? Where is Ah Qi?" Sakata Gintoki asked Shi Qi, waiting for the height difference to be wrong.

Did Takasugi eat hormones and grow to [-]?No, he actually got shorter?The person in front of him seems to be Seventeen.

"Silver, silver time?" 'Gaoshan' asked, "What's going on."

"Why did I suddenly become a girl, Ah Yin! And what's going on with you, the male version of 'Gao' Sugi?" Sakata Yintoki specially emphasized the pronunciation of the character Gao.

In fact, there are still obvious differences in appearance, but the temperament and so on... Is it true that Tianxia Zhonger is a family, and after the sex change, Shiqi's hairstyle has also subtly changed to be consistent with Takasugi, Sakata Gintoki does not know where to get it He took out a pipe and handed it to Seventeen.

"Well, it's exactly the same." Sakata Gintoki smiled with satisfaction after finishing it.

The corner of Shiqi's mouth twitched and he dropped the pipe: "I won't smoke after Sanqian is born."

"Anyway, the second-hand smoke of Takushi-kun's nicotine patient is more poisonous." Sakata Gintoki said indifferently.

"Is it really okay for us to chat here now? Shouldn't we think about why it happened like this." Seventeen said frantically, "Wait, that, that looks like the young master of the Liusheng family."

After everyone broke down and shouted, they took away a young master of the Yagyu family, Yagyu Kubei, oh no, it should be Yagyu Jubei to be precise, and the three of them decided to go back to the Wanshiwu to confirm the situation before making a decision.

Unexpectedly, under the shining of the pink light just now, the genders of all the people in Kabukicho have changed. Now it seems that the most terrifying change seems to be Kagura. Not only the style of painting has changed, but the setting of characters has also changed. Strange, okay? ! !

"The sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand." Kagura said, "Chitu Machun, it's our turn to play."

"I think the heavens abandoned me and I would rather become a demon, ha ha ha ha ha." Seventeen smiled brokenly.

Sakata Gintoki crashed into the wall and shouted, "Did you suffer from the dwarf cedar virus? And don't copy the lines of the fairy sword, bastard!"

The most 'normal' change in this group of people should be Shinpachi, only the glasses have turned red.

Kabukicho has been completely sealed off. Shiqi took out his mobile phone and wanted to contact Hijikata, but Hijikata never answered the phone. Sure enough, he had to figure out a way first.

"So what's going on here, are you really Miss Ayin Kagura Jiubingwei Ahqi, Mr. Ahqi?" Shinpachi shouted to the crowd.

"Aren't you annoying, now I'm not Yin but Yin." Sakata Gintoki looked at the pink glasses impatiently, oh no, Shimura Shinpachi.

As soon as Sakata Gintoki said the words, Jiubei slapped him down: "Just call Yinzi and Jubei."

"Well, New Baji, don't call me Ah Ba. It seems to be the same name, so call me Shiba." Shi Qi grinned.

It seems that Seventeen has become more attractive after becoming a man. This 'evil charm' smile is seven or eight times the taste of Takasugi. Are you still a man at heart?

And the author is standing on Tuyin, not Gaoyin, okay?

"No matter what, I still find it unbelievable that little Kagura has turned into such a rough guy." Shinpachi looked at Kagura with some distress, and changed as soon as Lori said she wanted.

Kagura retorted viciously: "Don't call me little Kagura, call me Grandpa Kagura Dun!"

So who is Kagura Ton, it's a completely different world, okay?

"That, that is." Shinpachi pointed to the big screen with surprised eyes.

A group of eccentrics who claimed to be the Bump Sect appeared on the screen. If you don't obey the will, you can't change back.

Sakata Gintoki and Shiqi looked at each other, and they got together in an instant. Shiqi naturally put his arm around Sakata Gintoki's waist: "Ginzi, wherever you want to go this afternoon, I will take you there if you think about it."

"Ale Ale, I want to take photoshoots~ Is Yahui going too?"

Not only did the two change their identities in seconds, they even changed their clothes. Gintoki Sakata changed into the uniform of a female high school student, and Shi Qi simply changed into a uniform that fit his "dominant president temperament" (actually, the temperament of the second disease). Purple Gold Butterfly Kimono.

"You two entered the role too quickly!" Shinpachi complained.

"That's how Yahui couldn't find a male ticket. It's Ah Qi-kun~"

"Girls are really cute like Ginko."

Seeing the two talking and laughing, Xinpachi felt that there was no point in making complaints about him. He was indeed a good classmate from his childhood. This tacit understanding was directly proportional to the degree of shamelessness of the two of them.

But having said that, it wasn’t like this when I first met Miss Seventeen. She was obviously an upright(?) middle-school child at that time, but now she’s become completely funny. Sure enough, she stayed with Ah Yin for a long time. Do people become like this?

No integrity, shameless, complete, non-compliance, routine, playing cards.

While this group of people were playing tricks, Jiubingwei rescued Shimura Tae in a showy manner. Under the suppression of the eldest sister, a group of people finally decided to find a place to discuss what to do next.

"Haven't you heard of Bump Sect? They are radical religious groups that are wanted throughout the universe. The core members of their organization are both male and female. In other words, they are composed of people with both male and female characteristics. Therefore, they Only then will they preach gender-specific harsh teachings. Simply put, it is to punish men who are not like men and women and women. I heard that they are carrying out missionary activities on multiple planets. , but if you don’t want to get rid of them, everyone can’t go back to how they were before.”

After listening to Shimura Shinpachi's science popularization, Seventeen took a sip of the wine on the table and said, "Well, it's just that a group of transvestites can't understand what normal people do. In fact, the cuteness of pseudo-mothers and female men lies in their original gender. The contrast Meng is the right way."

"Yeah... The point is not to be cute at all."

Shimura Shinpachi covered his face, it looked like Gintoki Sakata was expecting him to give some good advice, but in fact he was wrong, for some reason he went so wrong as to how to pee.

I didn't expect to attract some amazing people. I thought it was a big beauty, but I didn't expect it to be a gorilla who can defecate everywhere.