[Gintama] My sister is Mary Sue

"When he calmed down, he just fainted, and he had to be rescued quickly." Yue Yong went up to check the general's breath.

Shi Qi just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard that the general was not dead, but who knew that the letter girl rushed in and stepped on...uh, the little general: "I found a blonde girl with white curly hair and um, a monster with golden red hair."

"Hey, why am I the only one who is a monster!" Shi Qi looked at Xin Nu helplessly.

The letter girl said solemnly, "Because your hair is so uncharacteristic."

Seventeen shouted frantically: "Who are you saying is not distinctive! This is called golden red, a rare golden red."

The letter girl let out a cry, ignored the curly hair and shouted that the person she was stepping on was not a general at all, she drew her knife and was about to chop it up: "It's better to cut up the corpse directly."

"You are too impatient!!!" Sakata Gintoki shouted frantically.

"Report to the general, the former general will be here, is it convenient for you to meet him?"

No, it's not convenient, it's not convenient at all, the four of them looked at each other in blank dismay.

It’s not easy to meet the former general, but the situation is completely wrong. It’s over, okay? They’re all going to get into trouble, let alone Takasugi’s conspiracy. She and Nobuo will probably implicate the entire Jianhui group up.

"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead." Shi Qi sat on the ground decadently, with an expression of seeing through life and death.

Sakata Gintoki roared, "Not only do you not get scared when you shake your S, but you don't even get scared for your second-year illness! No, no matter what, let's run away first."

Sakata Gintoki and Xinnv ran out at the same time, Yueyong threw out Kunai with a sinister smile, "Hey, where are you going, come back to me, do you want to give up the opportunity you have seized so hard?"

Shi Qi looked at the three of them with disbelief, took out the wooden fish out of nowhere and began to knock.

"Have you already started to recite the Great Compassion Mantra, you, please recite a copy for Ah Yin." Sakata Yinshi sat next to Shiqi and said.

The letter girl sat on the other side: "Please read it for me."

Yue Yong kicked each of them: "Hurry up, get all rolled into the quilt for me."

Sakata Gintoki seemed to have seen the dawn of hope, and swished on the general's body, uh, that's right, the body, Xinnv and Yueyong went to one side.

Where is she lying? ? ?Lying on Sakata Gintoki?No, no, she refused. Shi Qi changed into a dancing dress that he didn't know where he came from and sat on his knees, stretching out his hand to press the general's head.

"It's disgusting, people have said it's inconvenient." Yue Yong flicked the ash into the ashtray, and said angrily to Ding Dinggong who came in.

No, it's not a loss that he is from Yoshiwara!

"We are from Yoshiwara's TA-Q-BIN, Xinnv." Xinnv said with a deadpan expression, her posture was quite charming.

"I am Yue, Yueyue." Yueyong said.

Shi Qi raised his lowered head and showed a smile: "Nujia Qiqi."

Seeing Ding Dinggong's wretched expression, Shi Qi knew that he had almost succeeded, so he was relieved, wait... the big problem seems to be behind.

Sakata Gintoki stayed behind the general, the two of them were wrapped in quilts, Shi Qi just wanted to complain about his good taste.

Yueyong and Xinnv took each other's sides again, and Shi Qi could only stand behind the general, and to be precise, hold Sakata Yinshi's shoulders.

Looking at Yueyong and 'General''s crappy double reeds, Shi Qi felt that he had better not think about anything now, just recite the Great Compassion Mantra in his heart.

Fortunately, Xinnv can change her voice, so they managed to fool them.

Reluctant to say it... Shiqi looked at Ding Dinggong messily, walked to the door and looked at the Jianhui group outside.

"Let the servants help the general pass." Seventeen stretched out his hand towards the 'general', uh, a hand stretched out from the inside of the 'general' and grabbed Shiqi's hand.

"Then thank you Ah Qi, General." Xin Nu said while pinching her throat.

Seventeen snuggled up to the side of 'The General' with black lines all over her face, but in fact, Curly was all over her body, this position is more terrifying than four people and five legs!This is completely different from the tacit understanding shoulder to shoulder on the battlefield, okay?

The real general fell directly on Shi Qi's body, the fake general landed on the real general's body, and Shi Qi kicked out with a black face.

In the chaos, the general was stuffed into a vase, and Fatty put it on Gintoki's head.

"Maomao, was your hair so messy before?" Ding Dinggong turned around and had no doubt that it was not a general at all.

"This is actually..."

Seeing that Sakata Yinshi was about to say something terrible, Shiqi directly pulled Fatty down to cover his mouth, ignoring Sakata Yinshi, foaming at the mouth Shiqi said: "The general's family has been wearing briefs for generations. "

Yue Yong slapped Shi Qi on the head with a slap, and decided to just break the jar and just ask about Qingcheng Linglan, but of course the result was not very good.

Seeing Ding Dinggong drooling, Shi Qi's face darkened: "So, did you just use Mrs. Ling Lan?"

"It's true to say that, if it's not necessary, I really want to keep you. Your beauty is not worse than that of Lily of the Valley, isn't it, Miss Nanichi?" Tokugawa smiled wretchedly.

Seeing that he was going to approach him, Sakata Yinshi directly stood in front of Shiqi: "Hey, don't touch her casually."

Tokugawa snorted, and a group of guards rushed in, and they were arrested without even struggling.

Shi Qi squatted in a small dark corner and stabbed the villain who didn't know where he came from: "Damn it, it's dead, it's dead, it's dead."

"Where's your Jinsuke, why didn't your Jinsuke come to rescue you?" Sakata Gintoki shouted while grabbing Shiqi's shoulder.

Seventeen saw through life and death and said: "He said that if something goes wrong with such a simple task, I can cut myself seppuku."

"You have to tell him that he has been pregnant for three years and that he can be forgiven for everything he did wrong." Sakata Gintoki patted her on the shoulder comfortingly, "By the way, have you decided on the child's last name?"

"Why are you so obsessed with what the child's last name is, bastard." Shi Qi pouted and said in a voice that couldn't be lowered, "It must be Tu Fang."

"Oh hehehe, I seem to have heard some shocking secret." Sakata Gintoki smiled wretchedly, "I must tell Takushi-kun the good news, anyway, you will see him soon, oh hehehe. "

Shi Qi took out the wooden fish and began to tap it repeatedly: "I have already seen through the world of mortals and is ready to become a monk. The affairs of the world have nothing to do with me."

"Don't run away from reality, bastard!" Sakata Gintoki shouted.

At this moment, the door squeaked, and Sakata Gintoki grinned: "Ah, Kondo-kun, Hichikata-kun, what a coincidence I met you here, you came just in time, I have something to tell you." Kondo and Hijikata looked at Sakata Yinshi with a dark face and closed the door, "I'll kill you bastards!"

"You're disgusted hahahaha!" Shi Qi slapped the wall and laughed, luckily she turned around quickly just now.

Sakata Yinshi sneered and raised his voice and shouted: "Mr. Tu-Fang-sir-you-grandmother-in-here!"

Shi Qi wanted to cover his mouth before it was too late, looked at Tu Fang who suddenly opened the door in embarrassment, tilted his head and smiled: "Hi!"

Tufang strode over and looked at Shiqi's clothes angrily: "Why are you dressed like this, your shoulders are exposed."

So Hijikata-kun, your focus seems to be wrong... Sakata Gintoki, Arnold for a long time, Hijikata and Shiqi were looking at each other affectionately and had no time to pay attention to him.

"Dan, are you jealous?"

"Sure enough, Ah Yin is jealous of A Lu."

Kagura and Okita who came over with a stool looked at Sakata Gintoki disdainfully at the same time.

Hey, this couple is still in the category of puppy love. Even Kagura has a CP. Why is the proprietress of his Wanshiwu not found yet? Regardless of his appearance, he is actually very popular in the three-dimensional, Sakata Gintoki Look at the pair of tears.

Tufang took off his uniform and handed it to Shiqi, saying viciously, "Put it on quickly, or you will cause trouble."

At first, Shi Qi thought a lot about how to speak when they met again, looked at Tu Fang in a daze, took the clothes and let out a dumbfounded oh.

"Well, I'm going out first." Tu Fang lit a cigarette and left Shi Qi with a back.

"Fourteen." Seventeen called his name in a voice that he could only hear, and grabbed his clothes showing a lonely expression.

When Sakata Yinshi saw Shi Qi cut like this, he said: "You are also stupid, you should call his name loudly at this time."

"Who told me to be an even more stupid idiot than an idiot." Shi Qi shrugged helplessly, "Yin Shi, sometimes I really feel very hesitant."

"Why are you hesitating? If you don't like it, just refuse it. If you are still in love, don't think about other issues. The child is born, so why do you hesitate." Sakata Gintoki sat on the ground and patted the empty space on one side , "If you really feel troubled, come over and talk to Ah Yin."

"Brother confidant?" Shi Qi burst out laughing.

Sakata Gintoki scratched his hair and said nonchalantly: "Didn't it always be like this when I was a child, I always liked to vomit bitterness to A Yin, and now I grow up shy?"

"I'm just hesitating whether what I'm doing is right or wrong." Shi Qi looked at the ceiling in a daze.

Sakata Yinshi reached out and flicked her forehead: "Ayin asked you how much you like your Fourteen."

"It's indescribable." Shi Qi frowned and thought, "I can't quantify how much I like this kind of thing."

"When you and Takasugi are together, do you think of your lovely Takushi-kun?" asked Ayin, the bosom brother.

Seeing Shi Qi nodding his head, Sakata Gintoki asked again: "Will you think of Takasugi when you are together with Duo Chuan?"

Shi Qi was silent, and Sakata Gintoki said contemptuously: "Although you are a bit more interested in sex than friends, you obviously care more about getting more strings. If Takasugi asks you to kill more strings, what are you doing?"

"Then I definitely won't do it!" Shi Qi said a little excitedly, and realized that he was too excited, so he fell silent.

"It's over, you idiot, without you, you can still destroy the world, but you have lost many strings, well, at least your child will not have a second father in the future." Sakata Gintoki With his nose, he rubbed an unknown object onto Shinsengumi's uniform.

Shi Qi moved away calmly: "Actually, there are many people who want to be fathers to their children."

"Do you think I should tell Duo Chuan this sentence?" Sakata Gintoki smiled sinisterly.

Seventeen sighed and said, "It's a girl, Jin Zhu's name is Sanqian, Tufang Sanqian."

"If it's a girl, it's easy to handle. You might as well change the child's surname to Takasugi after more than ten years, then you don't have to worry about the fate of that guy Aosugi." Sakata Gintoki comforted, probably as a comfort.

Shiqi looked at Sakata Yinshi melancholy: "What if Sanqian grows to 1.7 meters?"

"...Ai Shan should have chopped off your Sanqian's legs manually."

So you have no idea what Sanqian is thinking? ? ?Hey, is it really my mother?

And Sakata Gintoki's brainwashing with no technical content is surprisingly useful.