[Gintama] My sister is Mary Sue

Because I heard from Hijikata that the relationship between the Shinsengumi and the Wanshiwu is fairly familiar, Shi Qi called the Wanshiwu trio by the way. Anyway, that guy at Yinshi is also a drinker. He spells wine.

Then both of them got drunk, and both of them didn't taste very good, so what often happened was that they were having a good time drinking, and Gao Shan and Gui attacked from behind together and knocked them unconscious.

Speaking of it, I really miss it. At that time, everyone's goals were the same, and it was not like it is now. It is basically unlikely that we will get together to drink again.

"Ah, Danna, you're here too." Okita Sougo seemed a little surprised to see Sakata Gintoki.

"Ah Yin, I really miss the days of drinking with my old classmates." Although the focus is not on the old classmates but on the wine, this does not affect the interest of the two at all.

Shi Qi snorted: "Yinshi, you lost again, finish drinking!"

"Sister Ah Qi is now Ah Yin, I let you, don't let Ah Yin make me cry for a while~" Sakata Yinshi smiled wretchedly.

Kagura happily ate the vinegar kelp that Shi Qi bought, and then glanced at Sakata Gintoki with disgust: "The good-for-nothing, Ah Yin, sister Ah Qi won't be drunk so easily by you." .”

So girl, you were bought off by a bag of vinegar kelp, and then you turned your elbows out? ? ?

"It's no fun just for the two of us to drink. Let's have some fun together! Hey, Duochuan-kun, you should drink more. How can you pretend to be quiet at this time? Everyone remembers the cherry blossom festival!" Sakata Gintoki's face was slightly With one hand propped on the table, Hong looked a little drunk.

Tufang looked at him with some displeasure while smoking a cigarette: "Hey, curly hair, it's so noisy." Ahhhh, it's so annoying, watching him play with Shiqi familiarly, did some of them pop up? It's really super annoying to talk about a name he doesn't know and talk about past events that he doesn't know.

And it's terrible that both of them are alcoholics, hehe, what he and Shi Qi have in common are mayonnaise lovers.

It's a pity that Shiqi had completely ignored the earthwork at this time. She pushed away the earthwork, put one foot on the table, raised her head and asked with her curly collar: "Tell me, what do you want to play, leather whip?" Wax or anything is fine."

This is Yamazaki Tai who is used to listening: (￣△￣;) Damn, what about Yamato Nadeko.

Seventeen's face was also slightly red, and he was also a little drunk. As soon as Okita Sougo heard the whip dripping wax, he became excited: "Hmph, it looks very interesting."

"Yin Sang's whip can only slap me! Yin Sang~ come and slap me, slap me~" This is Xiao Yuan, a stalker who came out of nowhere, and he was rolling on the ground at this moment. kicked her out of the bar.

"Anyway, there are many people today, let's play the king game!" Sakata Gintoki took out a deck of cards from his pocket and threw it on the table.

Seventeen snorted: "Okay, we used to play this game a lot, right? In the end, you were crying and saying ~ don't play it~ I beg you~"

"Hey, are you dreaming? How could it be Ah Yin?" Sakata Yinshi's face darkened and snorted, "Do you know the rules? The one who draws the trump card is the king, and he can ask others to do something .”

"Hahahaha, it seems very interesting." Kondo smiled wretchedly, what if someone asked him to kiss Miss A Miao, it would be exciting to think about it, oh, he could only think about it.

By the way, the bar where they were drinking was the Smile Bar, so Tae Shimura naturally joined in, and then there was Kube Yagyu who just came to see Tae Shimura, and the young master control Ayumi Tojo who came uninvited, and the senior Stalker Xiao Yuan.

Including Kondo, Okita, Hijikata, Yamazaki, Shiqi, Gintoki, Kagura and Shinpachi who were already there, there are twelve people in total.

Yamazaki got the ace in the first round. Yamazaki thought for a while and said, "Then number six and number four have a drink at the bar."

It's really nothing new, cut, at least you have to kiss with your tongue.

Seventeen snorted and took out his No. [-] card, Shimura Tae took out his four and said with a smile: "Ale, I was handed over in the first round. Miss Seventeen shouldn't mind having a cup of wine with me." Bar."

"Ah, no, no, Miss Shimura, you are out of sight, just call me Shiqi." Shiqi waved his hands and looked indifferent, handing over a glass of wine was not a tongue kiss for 3 minutes, I have to say that Yamazaki really did Still too young.

Shi Qi and A Miao held hands and drank their respective glasses of wine. While drinking, Shi Qi felt two sad gazes. Fuck it, those are Kondo Isao and Yagyu Kubei, right? Kondo Isao has a crush on Shimura Everyone knows Miao Na, Kubei, you are a girl, right?How many unknown secrets does this small group have?

The person who got the ace in the second round was Shimura Shinpachi. When they saw that it was Shimura Shinpachi who got the ace, everyone showed a boring expression.

"Hey, what's that expression on your face!" Shimura Shinpachi growled.

"Because virgins are nothing new." Kagura picked her nose and looked at Shinpachi with disgust.

"What does playing the king game have to do with being a virgin! By the way, can you stop holding on to the fact that I am a virgin!" This is Shimura Shinpachi who is about to go crazy.

Shimura Tae patted Shinpachi lightly: "Shinpachi, don't say dirty words like virgin in front of girls, if you keep saying virgin, Shinpachi, you will always be a virgin, Xinpachi Eight, if you are always a virgin, my sister will be very distressed."

"So it's my sister who keeps talking about being a virgin..." Shinpachi complained, "Okay, okay, now, number nine and number one will hug each other for ten seconds! It takes ten seconds."

It's still boring, have you said at least tongue kiss? Seventeen glanced at the card, she is number five, number nine and number one are Kagura and Okita, eyes lit up instantly when she saw this pair of Seventeen .

"Ah, I actually want to hug this S-shaking bastard, I feel disgusting just thinking about it."

"I don't want to hug the wild girl yet! But the rules of the game must be followed, come on wild girl." Okita opened his arms, "I will give you a hug."

The two looked at each other with disgust on their faces, but when they hugged, they were really a good match!As soon as ten seconds came, uh, the two started fighting.

Kagura was the one who drew the cards in the third round. With a sinister smile, Kagura put the trump cards on the table: "No. 3 and No. [-], let's have a French kiss! It will take [-] minutes."

Finally there is a tongue kiss, I am so excited which pair it will be, has the handholding succeeded? Seventeen saw that Tufang put the number four card on the table with a dark face, then looked left and right, looked at it with a dark face The card in his hand had a bright seven written on it.

"Yes, can I choose to drink?" Seventeen stammered a little.

Sakata Yinshi patted Shiqi's shoulder and smiled wretchedly: "Unfortunately, there is no such option."

Shi Qi was pushed in front of Tufang, and the two stood there facing each other, their heartbeats were so fast, as if she had heard Tufang's heartbeat, thumping, so he was also very nervous.

"Ah, ah, Duochuan-kun is going to take advantage of Seventh Sister!" Kagura looked at Okita with disdain, "Tax thief is a virtue."

"Hey, I won't be in heat at will like Mr. Hijikata." Okita Sougo's scarlet eyes flashed an unknown light, "A wild girl is a wild girl, I don't even understand that."

Just when the two were about to fight, Sakata Gintoki hit the heads of the two of them with a fist: "When adults are doing business, children should not talk nonsense."

Tufang didn't drink much wine, his face turned red, he scratched his hair: "Ten, seventeen."

"Ah, can't Ah Qi shout out at this time?" Shi Qi squinted his eyes in displeasure, "It's really disappointing, Mr. Tu, Fang, Mr. Sheng."

Speaking of Shiqi, he directly slapped on the wall, and seeing that Tufang was still in a daze, Shiqi stood on tiptoe and kissed him.

"Fuck, Sister Ah Qi is so domineering!" Kagura's jealous kombu was so scared that it fell to the ground.

"Ale, Ale, Miss Ah Qi is unexpectedly handsome." Shimura Miu covered her mouth and chuckled.

Sakata Gintoki shook his head in disappointment and said, "Dakuan-kun wants girls to take the initiative at this time, and mothers in the countryside will cry."

Hijikata, who heard Sakata Yinshi's words, glared at Curly Hair, put one arm around Shiqi's waist, and the two switched positions. Hijikata lowered his head, pinched Shiqi's chin, and pried open her lips with his tongue. Slowly across every corner of the mouth.

Hijikata seemed to think it wasn't enough, and deepened the kiss.

There was a moment of silence, and finally Gintoki Sakata spoke, "Arnold, is it three minutes?"

"Morning, it's already here." This was the virgin Shimura Shinpachi whose face was already flushed.

Only then did Tufang reluctantly let go of Shiqi, Shiqi's face could no longer be described as reddish, it was as if she was about to burn, her legs were a little weak, Tufang still held her waist, and supported her Returned to position.

Although the two were still sitting together, their heads were turned to different places. Shi Qi poured herself N bottles of wine so hard that she felt dizzy.

Until Shiqiu didn't remember how many glasses of wine he drank, he never drew a trump card, and he didn't call her. On the contrary, Sakata Gintoki, who always wanted the trump card like her but couldn't get it, got the chance first.

"It's finally time for me, Ayin, hehehe." Sakata Yintoki smiled wretchedly, "Then number seven, number seven, come and sing a song—be majestic."

Shi Qi turned black and took out his own card.

"You still don't get tired of playing with this meme, and why is it me every time? Does Seven have any grudge against you? Seven is such a good number." Shi Qi clutched his forehead, feeling a little dizzy, and wanted her Dance.

"No way, is it destined?"

Speaking of which, when they were playing the king game before, Sakata Gintoki was very persistent in asking people to sing this song, and nine out of ten times it was seventeen.

"Majestic, what song is that? Is Gintama really suitable for such a dignified song?" Hijikata lit a cigarette, and he always felt that something was wrong, would Curly be the one who chose this kind of normal song.

Hearing what Hijikata said, Sakata Gintoki burst out laughing: "Look forward to it, Dakuan-kun, by the way, Seventeen, remember to dance."

Sure enough, as soon as Shiqi opened his mouth, Tufang felt himself kneeling.

The lyrics are too...even the panting voice Seventeen didn't stop, what the hell, Tufang was covering his nose, Seventeen didn't seem to be enough, he started dancing around the pole, don't ask where the pole came from, In short, no matter whether it is the sword dance in the past or the pole dance now, Seventeen dances well.

Hijikata suddenly remembered the kiss just now, the soft lips, the dexterous tongue, and the touch of Shiqi's slender waist in his hand just now can still be clearly remembered.

"Ah, ah, blue blood is gushing out, Dakuan-kun." Sakata Gintoki sneered at Hijikata while bleeding from his nose.

"Where are you going, curly hair!" Tu Fang gave a fierce look.

The pupils began to dilate, and his complexion was getting worse and worse. Gintoki Sakata, who noticed this, smiled triumphantly, "Too-kun-kun, to-kun-kun, this kind of endurance is not enough, there is nothing you can do now."

Hey, wait, what are you going to do with the extra strings? Yinshi was startled, and saw that Tufang walked up quickly and picked up Shiqi, who was still dancing.

"Ah, this guy drank too much, I'll take her back first." After leaving this sentence, Tu Fang left the bar with Shi Qi.

It doesn't matter that Shi Qi kept thumping and shouting: "I don't want to go back, I haven't had enough, I'm not drunk at all, I still want to draw a trump card!" This is obviously drunk.

"Mr. Hijikata, remember to take good measures, otherwise Xiaoqi's mother in the country will cry." Shimura Takashi smiled softly covering his mouth, probably knowing a little about Sakata Gintoki who wanted to use the game of kings to match Hijikata and the Seventeen Project Shimura Shinpachi silently turned his face away.

Sure enough, the world of adults is dirty, and how could such smart people as Miss Seventeen and Mr. Tukata not find out that this card has been tampered with?