I open a cat cafe in Interstellar

Staring at the virtual keyboard flickering softly, Su He pressed a few keys with some hesitation, and entered the word Tangyuan in the input box.

With its round head and white lacquer, the shape is like a stick figure of glutinous rice balls. If it is named like this, it will match the painting style of other cats very well.

There was a burst of pink light on the two triangular ears of the robot cat, and then made a cute and cute little expression, "The naming is successful, hello master, I am Tangyuan, please give me more advice in the future, what can I do now? did it for you?"

Su He has to admit that the workmanship of the products in Interstellar is really excellent, he is now so cute by the little thing in front of him, "Can you help me clean the hall? Uh, to be precise, it should help me to suck the air in the room. cat fur?"

Tangyuan walked crookedly with four small jios, and a pink electric current flashed between her ears, "Start working, sucking cat hair, intensity setting: medium."

Its tone was very excited and turbulent, and Su He felt that it seemed to have a tilde behind its words, but its voice was mechanical, and it sounded like a cute contrast.

Although Tang Yuan’s tone is very cute, and she doesn’t seem to be very skilled in walking, but she is really smart and capable when she packs it up. The original =v= expression has now become =口=, as if using her mouth to inhale vigorously generally.

It is almost visible to the naked eye. The cat fur that was originally scattered everywhere was sucked into the belly of the glutinous rice balls after several times of swimming, without leaving any traces.

After Milk Tea heard the sound of Tang Yuan breathing in downstairs, she moved her plump body downstairs with a suspicious face, listening to the sound with her ears moving, thinking that something happened.

Before going down the steps, Milk Tea tilted her head to look at the situation downstairs with some confidence, only to see a metal cat sucking something vigorously.

milk tea:? ? ?

Milk Tea tried her best to suppress her questioning meowing, raised her foot in disbelief and took a few steps back, then bumped into the steps behind her, slipped and rolled down the steps with a grunt.

After tumbling several 360-degree milk tea, it fell heavily on the floor, and its eyes were a little starry. After a while, it struggled to get up.

Milk Tea raised her head and stared at the glutinous rice balls for a while before she confirmed that this was not a hallucination. What exactly is this?

It stood on tiptoe and slowly approached the glutinous rice balls, looking at the glutinous rice balls with half curiosity and half surprise, wanting to take a good look at what the other party was.

As a result, before the milk tea got close to Tangyuan and gave it a paw, Tangyuan turned around first, with a very excited expression on his face, and said in a voice: "I found a lot of cat hair, I found a lot of cat hair."

milk tea:? ? ?

This thing can still talk?

And what the hell is finding a lot of cat hair?

Immediately afterwards, before the milk tea could react, the small hollow head of the glutinous rice ball aimed at it, and then sucked it up——

Originally, Milk Tea's soft and shiny hair was blown apart at the speed of light. Fortunately, the hair was shorter, otherwise it would have become the golden lion king.

Milk Tea looked at Tangyuan with incomprehensible eyes, and the eyes of the perpetrator Tangyuan turned into two question marks, "Strange, why can't you suck these hairs?"

Just when Milk Tea was about to stretch out its claws to stop the Tangyuan, Tangyuan said vigorously: "In this case, increase the horsepower, increase the strength, and set the strength: high!"

milk tea:? ? ?

Milk Tea was still wondering what the robot cat was talking about, but in the next second, its body jumped forward a few steps due to the huge suction, and its round head was directly stuck in the hollow ring of the glutinous rice balls, so it couldn't move.

"Wow, foreign objects have invaded! Warning, please leave quickly!" Tang Yuan yelled very dissatisfied.

The milk tea meowed unbearably, obviously the other party sucked it in, but this broken robot cat is still angry?

It's amazing!

However, the milk tea is full of energy, and I didn't want to have the same knowledge as the glutinous rice balls. After all, the other party is just a machine, and it's uncomfortable to be angry with something programmed like a machine.

The embarrassing thing is that when Milk Tea turned her head and tried to pull out her head, she found that it was stuck so badly that she couldn't get it out at all.

When it went in, it relied on an inch of strength, and it went in along the hair, and now it is really difficult to get out against the hair.

Milk Tea couldn't help pressing her paws on the border of the hollow ring of the glutinous rice balls, trying to use her strength to break free from the shackles, but in the end she heard a furious reprimand.

"Ah! You hurt my face!"

Milk Tea turned her head to look at the position where her paw was pressed, and then at the robot that was stomping violently at this time. After a long silence, she felt that she must be in a dream.

A robot cat shouting pain at it so emotionally?

Either it is crazy or this Doraemon is crazy...

Milk Tea lowered her paws and rubbed her eyes vigorously, hoping that everything would return to normal after opening her eyes.To its disappointment, after opening its eyes, it was still humblely stuck in the ring on the head of this suspected doraemon...

Tangyuan was even angrier when she saw that the milk tea was unable to break free. This guy is really annoying. With so many cat hairs, it can only suck a little bit, and now it hinders its work, which is really annoying.

"Master! Master! I'm being attacked! Master! Master! Come and save me!" After Tangyuan listed various solutions in her mind, she still felt that it was easiest and less labor-intensive to go directly to the master.

Su He, who was cooking cat food in the kitchen, immediately put down his work and ran out when he heard Tang Yuan's eager cries.

In this case, the first thing he thought of was that modern sweeping robots often have the problem of getting stuck in corners. At this time, they will make a sound to call the owner.

It's very likely that Tangyuan was stuck somewhere like them and couldn't get out, that's why they called him so eagerly.

For a moment, thinking this way, he even ignored what Tangyuan said before that it was attacked.

After Su He rushed to the first scene, he found that the glutinous rice balls were not stuck anywhere, but the milk tea was stuck on the glutinous rice balls.

Su He: ...

This is the real sucking cat...

Milk Tea stretched out its paws towards Su He in aggrieved manner, and begged Su He for help with pitiful eyes. After all, it was too uncomfortable to keep his head stuck.

Su He squatted beside the two cats, first ordered Tangyuan to stop working, and then checked the specific condition of the milk tea with some helplessness.

After looking at it from several angles, Su He had to admit that one sentence was absolutely correct——

Cats are made of liquid.

He is now very puzzled how such a round and plump big head of milk tea can get into the hollow ring of glutinous rice balls, which looks a bit moderate in size?

Su He lightly pressed the forehead of the milk tea table, and found that it was useless to rely on pushing. Its head was still stuck in the ring and remained motionless.

"Meow..." Milk Tea lowered its head depressingly, its tail swayed and swayed behind it. If it had known that such a thing would happen, it shouldn't have approached this strange robot.

Su He rubbed Milk Tea's head, and said comfortingly: "It seems that brute force is not enough, you have to outsmart, but you have to fully cooperate with me, and you can't move around without permission, you know?"

Milk Tea nodded immediately.

As long as it can quickly escape from this inexplicable neck ring, it is willing to do anything.

Milk tea has a very strong desire to survive. If it is bound to this robot for the rest of its life, its cat life will be ruined.

Su He took a basin of clear water, then threw a square towel into the basin, and placed it next to the milk tea and glutinous rice balls. The milk tea couldn't see what Su He wanted to do, so he could only continue to look at him with loveless eyes.

"Tang Yuan, are you waterproof?" Su He asked in advance.

"Of course, I'm the household robot with the most superior performance." There was a little complacency in Tangyuan's tone.

Milk tea: As long as you have a mouth, talk here.

Originally, Milk Tea wanted to express this idea directly, but he was afraid that this broken robot would not understand cat language, and his tongue would be wasted by then.

Su He felt relieved when he heard that the glutinous rice balls were waterproof. He drained the excess water from the square towel with skillful hands, and then took a small piece of soap and smeared it on the surface of the square towel.

Milk Tea stared blankly at Su He's skillful movements, but he couldn't figure out what Su He wanted to do, until Su He carefully wet its cheeks with a square towel soaked in soapy water.

milk tea:!

Didn't you ask if the doraemon is waterproof before, why did you end up getting it wet? !

The current milk tea really wants to say something to Suhe, it is not waterproof!

Taking a bath is the thing that milk tea hates most in life... Ah no, it is the second most annoying thing, and the first thing is being hungry.

Obviously it was the victim in this incident, but now it has to be victimized again in order to regain freedom. Thinking about it, I feel that the life of a cat is not worth it...

Su He saw that the milk tea had slumped down visibly with the naked eye, and knew that it was resistant to wiping his cheeks, so he couldn't help laughing.

"I have no choice but to get stuck in the glutinous rice balls all the time and escape by wiping the head. You can choose one of these two options." Su He carefully wiped the milk tea with a slightly damp handkerchief. With the fluffy and blown hair on the cheeks, he said in a low voice.

But before the milk tea could make a sound, the glutinous rice ball beside it said a little angrily: "Master, I will help it choose the second one, let it leave my body quickly!"

Milk Tea cast a sideways glance at Tang Yuan with a complicated expression, and almost choked up her breath.

And Su He was also a little surprised. After all, Tangyuan was really too humane. Although it is said that a smart chip is inserted, it is too smart, right?

"Master, hurry up!"

Different from Donut's usual coquettish and coquettish personality, it is also completely different from Nuomizi's arrogant personality. Probably because of the smart machine, Tangyuan's personality is very straightforward like a child, straight to the point.

Su He felt that calling Tangyuan an intelligent machine was an underestimation of it, and it was even thousands of times stronger than those modern AIs.

Seeing the attitude of the glutinous rice balls, Milk Tea suddenly felt ashamed. I didn't expect that one day it would be disgusted by the robot...

In order to show its disdainful attitude, Milk Tea immediately raised its head and straightened its neck, expressing its determination to get rid of this hateful robot as soon as possible.

Seeing that Milk Tea expressed his attitude in this way, Su He acted faster, but he also kept observing Milk Tea's reaction, and by the time he wiped all the fluffy hair around its head, most of the time had already been used up.

After combing the hair of the milk tea, he gently pushed the position of the head of the milk tea. Due to the lubricating effect of the soapy water, the stuck fit soon loosened a little.

After the sound of "Bo", the milk tea leaned back and successfully got rid of the hollow ring of the glutinous rice balls.

Milk Tea's heart finally jumped up, what a disaster, if only it wasn't so curious today.

No... Just now Su He seems to have wiped its head with soapy water. According to past practice, Su He must wet a square towel with clean water and wipe it again...

No, it has to slip!

However, Milk Tea can basically see through Su He's usual evil ideas. Almost as soon as he rolls his eyes and stretches out his little claws, Su He knows what he is paying attention to.

Su He took the basin to change the water, and before leaving, he left a light sentence: "If you don't cooperate with me to wipe your body, you can eat a diet meal tonight."

milk tea:……

The little paw that was about to move stiffened instantly, and then slowly returned to its original position as if petrified.

To him, the weight-loss meal is simply the existence of the devil, and he only eats one-third of the amount of other cats. Is this still a cat that can live?

For food, even if Su He wants to wash it all over again, it has no problem!

When Su He came back, he was not surprised to see Milk Tea obediently squatting in place waiting, threatening Milk Tea with food was almost a hit.

What Milk Tea doesn't know is that it has actually been eating Su He's carefully prepared weight-loss meals recently.

Compared with other cat meals that use sufficient ingredients, the milk tea is indescribably lacking.

It's just that Su He is very careful every time he makes it, making his portion look similar to other cats', but in fact, there is always a gap in the size and filling.

However, because Milk Tea has been keeping a close eye on the relationship between the quantity, she was relieved when she saw that her food quantity was the same as other cats, so she didn't discover this big secret.

During the process of wiping his head, Milk Tea was almost stiff all over. Seeing that Milk Tea was so reluctant, Su He quickened his head wiping movements.

After wiping, he patted its chubby buttocks, "It's over."

When Milk Tea heard these three words, she immediately reacted, shook her head, and quickly ran to the side and collapsed on the ground, intending to lie down for a long time.

"Master, my body is sticky, can you wash it for me?"

"what?"

"Isn't it possible...?" Tang Yuan lowered her head in frustration, "Actually, I can do it myself, but it's a bit slower."

Seeing the glutinous rice balls, Su He was a little frustrated, and quickly said: "Of course, I was just a little surprised that you felt sticky."

It stands to reason that the senses of the robot should not be so developed, it even has a sense of touch, and can accurately describe the feeling of stickiness... It really surprised Su He.

Tangyuan looked up, and a few small flower-patterned electric currents appeared beside her little head, and said proudly: "I was developed by a group of very powerful grandpas. I have all the five senses of human beings, but for some things I am still at a blank stage in my understanding, and I need the master to teach me patiently."

"Then you are also very good!" Su He coaxed the glutinous rice balls, squatting down and slowly wiping the border of the hollow ring for it.

There are obviously two more blushes on the face of the glutinous rice balls, (#0v0#): "Hmm..."

Milk Tea watched their interaction silently from the side, and then had an idea, quickly jumped upstairs, and went straight to Su He's bedroom to find Nuomizi.

After so many days, it can be regarded as a clue. Nuomizi seems to dislike other cats occupying Suhe, and it can be reflected in the difference between its attitude towards donuts and other cats.

Although the one downstairs is a robot, but it looks like a cat, then it is a cat!

"Nuomizi, wake up, something is wrong!" Milk Tea stretched out her claws and patted the duvet next to Nuomizi, trying to wake Nuomizi up.

As a result, Nuomizi turned over without even lifting his eyelids, as if he didn't want to pay attention to it.

The milk tea gritted its teeth, and felt that it would be unresponsive if it didn't have some heavy glutinous rice. "Suhe brought back a new cat, and named it Tangyuan."

Nuomizi lightly licked the tip of her claws, narrowing her eyes dangerously.

The author has something to say: Hardcore cat sucking has begun~

Thank you on your way home. , Green Fox, Bar Typhoon, Changan Cathy little angels Lei, I love you!

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Yuesuiyingdong, Baby Cat, and Cat Meow; 5 bottles of Yu Xingqi, Little Persimmon’s Fanmei, Solo Wine; 1 bottle of Loulan Yuejin, I am a Tree, and Amu Doesn’t Love Wood;

Comparing! ! 0v0