live in jail [interstellar]

The first viewer glared at the audio that had already been displayed, and clicked on it involuntarily, and soon the warm voice echoed in his ears again.

On this day, a certain tourist on the star network collapsed on a chair and listened to a 15-minute audio from night to morning. Copy the audio link, and send the link of this post to several friends with a holy face: "The most amazing baby in the interstellar world, I found it, hurry up!!!"

A few friends received such an inexplicable link and the weird introductory words attached to it. They found this guy's address book in minutes, and directly contacted me on the terminal: "Hello? Your account has been hacked? What kind of virus link did you send to me?" I!"

"Account hacking? No." The viewer who was still online at the moment opened the call box with question marks. There was no virus link in it, only the copied content from the one he just sent.

"You read the wrong person, I didn't get hacked, I just sent you a special thing, open it and see! I haven't slept since I saw it last night, and I'm super energetic! This thing is amazing !"

A certain interstellar person's tone of selling Amway made friends even more suspicious of whether there was a huge joke hidden behind this link. Under the repeated invitation of the other party, they clicked on the link with a feeling of anxiety.

15 minutes later……

"Hand over the rest of the audio and don't kill me! Otherwise, let's break off from now on! And I'm going to tell your crush that you still wet the bed when you were ten years old!!!"

Seeing that his ten-year-old bedwetting incident was about to be stabbed to the goddess, the interstellar man quickly called and begged for mercy: "Brother, be merciful! I didn't post the post, and I don't have any leftover rations, brother!"

Yes, this audio has become his spiritual ration after a day and a night. From today on, he has decided to replace all the places where he needs to use the ringtone with this audio.

Not even the doorbell ringing outside the door.

Knowing that there is no audio left, several friends who clicked on the link just now chose to play it again with tears in their eyes, and copied the link again, and forwarded it to their respective friends in mind.

A piece of audio that made Xingwang explode became popular overnight.

In the Lion Prison, after Qiao Mobai recorded the audio, he sat face to face with Brother Wen. One had nothing to say, and the other was full of words but didn't know where to start.

"Brother Wen, you said last time that you had a date, why did those people break up with you?"

Prisoner No. [-], who had never had a date before, opened his eyes in confusion, "I didn't..."

"He can't!"

Zhou Quan on the bed suddenly jumped up, interrupted Wen Jiuhuai's answer, ran all the way to sit in the middle of the two of them, and looked at Qiao Mobai with a complicated face: "So those people broke up with him."

Wen Jiuhuai's eyes fell on Zhou Quan like a dead man.

"So that's how it is." Qiao Mobai, who was about to ask the other party about the situation between himself and his fiancé, showed an embarrassed and polite smile on his face, and his heart was full of thousands of alpacas.

Didn't that George Ann go backstage and go to prison because he knew that his fiancé was not good, and then he came in and prepared to kill him for the sake of sex/blessing for the rest of his life?

"Why do you want to know about this?" Wen Jiuhuai temporarily turned his eyes away from Zhou Quan, asking him to give a reasonable explanation first.

The earthling raised his hands and stretched his waist, "I just suddenly remembered your previous relationship with George Ann, so I asked casually."

Unexpectedly, Brother Wen was very good-looking, but he couldn't do it below. Qiao Mobai glanced under him and then changed the subject directly: "Who initiated our engagement?"

Wen Jiuhuai shook his head without thinking: "The Qiao family saved my mother's life before, so you don't have to worry about what you said casually decades ago."

A few years after he was imprisoned here, the Qiao family suddenly said that he would fulfill the agreement with the person from the Qiao family, and that the child had long liked him, even if there was a weird Zhou Quan beside him, he was unwilling to give up.

Therefore, there will be an extra prisoner No. [-] who is mentally weak and has no qualifications to enter Prison No. [-].

But the other party escaped from prison the next day after entering.

"I didn't expect that we were so destined."

Qiao Mobai listened to the whole process with relish: "So, you and George Ann have never met?"

"No..." Speaking of this, Wen Jiuhuai couldn't help but look at him, "Why did you like me before?"

After being reminded by him today, Wen Jiuhuai remembered what happened a few months ago, when he insisted on refusing the Qiao family to send an inexplicable kid to prison.

In the end, Qiao's family said that Georgian loved him, knew his existence since he was a child, and always regarded himself as his future spouse, even if he became like this, he would not give up or regret and wanted to be with him.

A pair of shining eyes fell on Qiao Mobai, Wen Jiuhuai looked at him expectantly, wondering for the first time what others like about him.

The fake earthling squatted there, squinting at his strange smiling expression, calmly raised his hand and pushed the person who approached and wanted to do something: "Hey, I just like you."

Wen Jiuhuai: "..."

Prisoner No. [-] walked out of Cell No. [-], and Zhou Quan jumped up and down to go with him.

It's just that he didn't succeed, the collar on his back was lifted up and turned around, "I have something I want to talk to Zhou Quan alone, Mo Bai, go back to your room first."

The cell door was closed immediately, and Wen Jiuhuai held someone against the corner of the wall, "Do you really want me to beat you recently?"

"But last time when Mo Bai asked you if you were in a relationship, you clearly said yes, and now you tell him no. Mo Bai really hates others who lie to him. We just want to help him out of good intentions. If you go and find out Lie, he may never come to you in the future."

The two of them knew how serious the consequences were.

An invisible gunpowder ended, and Zhou Quan survived completely.

As for Brother Wen, he was already holding his head and thinking about a very important matter.

Now, as a man who has been in many relationships and is still too old, from what angle can Mo Bai fall in love with him?

In Cell No. [-], as soon as Qiao Mobai entered, he saw a small box placed at the head of the bed.

The box was only the size of a palm. A certain person stood by the bed and looked at the box. Then he took his backpack and took out a pencil. He carefully poked the box with his hand.

After confirming that there is no hidden weapon or the like, use a pencil to press slightly along the edge, and the cover will be lifted.

A black, fist-sized thing revealed its full face.

"what is this?"

Qiao Mobai took the thing out of the box and looked it up, down, left, and right, but there was no button, and there was no instruction manual in the box.

"It can record."

A deep voice came from outside the door, Zeng Dong stood here at some point, walked towards him, picked up the small thing in his hand, "The switch is here, enter your terminal number to use it."

The touch switch was turned on, and the little black thing turned white in an instant, and a transparent net was exposed on the upper half: "Talk to this, try it."

Zeng Dong turned his wrist and pointed the net cover at Qiao Mobai.

"Well, don't get angry if I say one thing, and don't call me trash, okay?"

"Say."

"What does the terminal look like?"

Zeng Dong: "..."

Qiao Mobai folded his arms and took a few steps back, "It's agreed that you can't scold me, and you can't beat me either!"

As a person on earth, he really doesn't have such a tall terminal.

After a long silence, there was extreme swearing. Zeng Dong took a deep breath, and after clearing words such as trash, trash, scum, etc. from his mind, he spoke again: "Use mine first."

"Hey! Dong, you really treat me better and better." This was not his illusion.

When he first moved in, Zeng Dong looked at him like he was looking at a piece of trash. Although he still despises him now, his eyes have changed from looking at trash to looking at people.

"To shut up!"

"Hey~ I don't say I understand, you just secretly love me, don't be embarrassed!"

He has had many suitors since he was a child, and for the first time, a robot also likes him.

Sure enough, just as Ms. Liu worried, he was so good-looking and outstanding in all aspects that he kept attracting others.

Prisoner No. [-] put his hands on his hips and said, "It's really not his fault that he looks good and interesting."

Even after the prison guard in the black suit endured him countless times, when he faced his narcissism, he still had an unbearable urge to beat him.

In order to prevent himself from doing it himself, he chose to leave directly from here, leaving the other party alone to stand there narcissistically.

"Hey, why did you just leave! I was still wondering if you could return the phone to me because you have a crush on me."

Without an audience, he is really not used to it.

But the prison guards in the corridor walked quickly, with a pair of long legs striding out, without any intention of stopping, and quickly disappeared into the corridor.

That night, Qiao Mobai couldn't sleep, and told the story of the night to the small tape recorder in his hand, and occasionally he didn't forget to tell a few jokes when he woke up from his dream.

After dawn, he washed his face and brushed his teeth, put on his recording tools and came out through the glass door. The person who was carrying the food bag in the dining hall saw a young man wearing a monk's robe coming in.

With the food in his mouth, Qiao Mobai looked at the monk who pushed in in the wheelchair, "How about I get it for you? What flavor do you want?"

This man was sitting on the futon yesterday, and Qiao Mobai didn't notice any physical problems with him.

It was only now that I was sitting in a wheelchair and saw that the black cotton on the other party's legs hung on his body like real insect eggs.

The upper body of the man was clean, and all the black cotton was gathered on his lower body from the knees down. The chair slid forward, and Qiao Mobai saw that the black cotton wanted to rush out of the eggs and fly towards him.

The author has something to say: Wen Jiuhuai "I beat Zhou Quan to death this time, will the audience blame me!!!" Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Mine]: Xilinjue 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Shang Jiu Xiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!