live in jail [interstellar]

The words quickly made the robot on the aircraft prick up its ears, and looked at this prisoner No. [-] who was as crazy as a dog with kind eyes.

"The prisoner named Xia Tong in area [-], and a person named Bai Ding threatened me to go to the basement to steal something. In order not to let myself become a puppet in the criminal's hands, I resolutely chose to jump over the wall , and I don’t want to become a bad person!”

What Qiao Mobai said was extraordinarily upright, and the audience in the live broadcast room were moved by these words and commented on the screen one after another.

"The former guide, why did he spend his whole life in prison?"

"Be honest and be lenient, and sit in prison!"

"Strictly resist, go home for the New Year!"

"Wait." Qiao Mobai stretched out his hand, and put it on Zeng Dong's shoulder with some unbearable feeling, "Where did you collect the dust, I've wanted to get it off since just now."

Zeng Dong lowered his head and saw a finger with dusty nails on his pure black suit jacket and a spotless shoulder just brushed over it.

The opponent's fingers were removed from the shoulder, leaving a trace of dust on the black cloth.

Zeng Dong: "Are you courting death?"

The people on Earth innocently opened their kawaii big eyes, and handed the thing out of the palm of their hand to his nose: "Didn't you see such a big thing?"

It was a big mass of gray-black cotton wool. Qiao Mobai viciously guessed that there were corrupt criminals in the clothing factory. The suit looked tall, but it was actually produced by a black processing factory.

Zeng Dong looked at the empty palm, except for the dust and the dirt in his nails, there was nothing there.

Earthlings and aliens, eye to eye, staring at each other's faces that are about to get tired of seeing each other.

"Stop playing tricks." The alien curled his lips in disgust, looked away, and was no longer ready to believe his lies.

"Honey, do you have bad eyesight?" Qiao Mobai held the lump and poked it with his left hand, "You pretended not to see it on purpose."

Such a big lump, anyone who is not blind can see it.

This time, Zeng Dong didn't answer, he had blocked his ears, and didn't want to hear the defense of prisoner ten.

The earthlings holding the cotton wool were very disappointed. In order to ignore themselves, the aliens even did things like open their eyes and go blind.

After flicking the lump in his hand, Qiao Mobai carefully raised it to his mouth with both hands, and pointed at Zeng Dong's shoulder: "Huh~"

The fluffy cotton fluff flew to his body again, returning to Zeng Dong's shoulder like taking root.

Seeing his contrived expression from the corner of his eyes, the ruthless alien stretched out his hand to flick the shoulder of his jacket, and then ignored Qiao Mobai.

Qiao Mobai, who was ignored, looked at the other person's shoulder, and then at his own palm: "It's over, I seem to be bewitched?"

But this time, no matter what he said, Zeng Dong didn't plan to talk to him.

The plane landed smoothly over the prison, and the robot outside opened the elevator. Qiao Mobai unfastened his seat belt and wore the only pair of underwear on his bare feet. He stood above and looked at the dense crowd of people below.

"Can I not go down?"

Why are there so many people standing below, all of them looking up at him? The fabric on his body is a bit small, so people won't see things they shouldn't see when walking around.

At that time, he will be very wronged if he is caught and called a hooligan.

Qiao Mobai fumbled for a piece of fabric.

As soon as the palm touched a warm cloth, the owner of the cloth ruthlessly pulled his sleeve away, "Five seconds, if you don't leave, I will throw you down."

"Let's go, I'll go right away."

Qiao Mobai ran straight down like the back of his butt was on fire. Anyway, face is such a thing, if you lose it, let's pretend it never happened.

Under the gaze of all eyes, Qiao Mobai slowly walked down from the aircraft, stepping on the smooth and flat ground with his big, flamboyant feet.

"hurts a little……"

The person who walked down the steps finally remembered the neglected blisters on the soles of his feet, and he was like a mermaid who just got his legs.

Every step is thrilling and heart-piercing.

At the end of the short journey, Qiao Mobai was already sweating profusely, and he saw a familiar face separated behind the robot.

In a good mood, he raised his arms towards that side.

"I said, he will be caught and brought back." Wen Jiuhuai stood beside Zhou Quan, watching the figure calmly and said.

"Gabriel has not returned."

The wild mastiff stood aside, looking at the aircraft with sharp eyes. Gabriel disappeared for a day and a night, and he was not with Qiao Mobai.

"They won't do anything to Gabriel." Xia Gan said affirmatively, holding the orange cat in his arms.

The four of them stood outside the crowd, watching Qiao Mobai being roasted and taken away by the robot.Everyone also dispersed.

Zhou Quan took ten packs of food bags from the dining hall in one breath, holding them all in his arms: "Mo Bai must have eaten nothing after running around all day, I'll get him some more."

Walking beside him, Wen Jiuhuai caught a glimpse of the precarious food bag in his arms, picked up one of the bag of food with his slender fingers, and bit it into his mouth: "He doesn't like to eat this."

"No, I see him carrying many bags of food every time."

Zhou Quan ate with the other party several times, and every time Qiao Mobai took more food than normal people could use.

"He just wanted to escape."

Qiao Mobai, who was locked in the underground room, was sitting in the interrogation room at the moment, and the person interrogating him in front of him was a strange robot with red eyes.

The other party came in from the door, separated his long straight legs, pulled down the chair directly opposite him and sat down, and placed the documents in his hands neatly on the table.

Then the robot with every hair on its head neatly combed opened its mouth, and an electromechanical voice came from the other party's mouth: "Georgian, do you have any thoughts of escaping from prison?"

"Of course not!" The man who sat here with his hands tied was very honest.

"You just need to answer yes or no."

"No." Meals can be eaten indiscriminately, but words must not be spoken indiscriminately. This is what Qiao Mobai has seen on TV since he was a child.

"Since you have no intention of escaping, why did you escape from the scope of the prison and deliberately prevent people from tracking your whereabouts?"

The person on the iron chair didn't turn around when he heard this question, he leaned his back on the back of the chair first, and looked at the large black wall on the right with his head tilted.

The opaque black glass walls, and the surveillance camera in the upper left corner, all this made prisoner No. [-] in the room blink innocently: "I don't know anything, it was Bai Ding who made me escape."

As soon as Bai Ding's name was uttered, the onlookers inside the black glass wall raised their eyes and looked at the old man sitting on the only chair.

"And what else did Bai Ding say besides telling you to run away?"

Qiao Mobai shook his head indifferently, "No, he said that as long as I ran out, he would give me a good thing. I was reluctant at the time, but who knew that this guy would let a cheetah chase and bite me. I had no choice but to jump over the wall and run away. gone."

Speaking of this, the person on the chair was extremely disappointed, and blinked his black eyes at the alien opposite with a mournful face; "I thought you would be able to rescue me soon, but who knew that you are such a waste, I will almost be returned by bugs." You came only after that cheetah killed you, and it came here, and it still treats me like this.”

The strong handcuffs on his wrists showed his fate at this moment.

"Prisoner No. [-], please don't answer until you are asked to." The strange robot was indifferent, not at all moved by his performance.

"Oh."

Qiao Mobai fell back on the chair, lazily clutching his stomach; "Now I'm hungry, and I don't have the energy to answer if I'm full. Prisoners also have the right to eat."

robot;"…………"

In 5 minutes, there was a loud bang of the iron door, and Qiao Mobai was carried away to change a room. This room was big enough, with three sides against the wall, and one side was covered with iron rods the size of an arm. Put an arm in and you can't break free.

And there are two acquaintances in this room.

Qiao Mobai was pushed in by the robot, looked around and met those two pairs of malicious eyes, and raised his palm friendly; "Hi, we meet again."

Baiding and Qingtong glared at the traitor together.

The earth traitor found a clean place for himself to sit down, and the torn blisters on the soles of his feet pointed in the direction of the two of them. The disgusting Qingtong immediately blocked his browless eyes: "It's disgusting!"

A certain person glanced at the soles of his feet and examined them seriously: "It's pretty disgusting, but compared to you two, I think I'm clean!"

Look at these two happy guys who were playing radish squat with him yesterday. It only took a day. One of them is covered in dirty cotton wool, and the other's head is as ugly as falling into a black heart cotton processing factory .

Fortunately, he is not allergic to this kind of thing, otherwise Qiao Mobai would be able to stage a shock on the spot.

"You're talking nonsense, I don't have these on my feet." Qingtong didn't want to be slandered, she immediately dragged her shoes off, lifted her clean and pink soles, and with a shake, the lint scum on her body fell all over the floor.

Qiao Mobai, who was sitting two meters away, put his hands on the ground silently, and opened the distance between them; "Speak as you speak, don't shake off the dirty things on your body casually."

"I don't have one!" The most unbearable thing for Qingtong is being dirty, and now being provoked again and again, glaring at Qiao Mobai for recruiting his own spiritual body.

A meow came from outside the iron gate.

Qiao Mobai, who was closest to the door, turned around quickly, and a big yellow, white and black-spotted cheetah was squatting at the door, grinning at him and growling.

Qiao Mobai looked at the cheetah, and then looked back at the browless monster who was on the verge of madness: "Is this your spiritual body?"

"Yes, how about it!" Qingtong stood up with his hips akimbo, and pulled his spiritual body over. The half-human tall cheetah stood beside him, like a most loyal guard, protecting the safety of its master.

"Sure enough, the object is in the main form, and you both are dirty!"

One person and one cheetah are all dirty and messy as if they were rescued from the black heart cotton field.

Qiao Mobai bent his two fingers, flicked a few pieces of cotton wool flying towards him, and turned his head to point in the direction of the iron rod: "Help! Please, brothers, let these two take a bath first!!! The right to take a bath!"

Opening his mouth, a few pieces of cotton wool floated over, slapping him in the face, Qiao Mobai hesitated, grabbed his body with both hands, and found that only a pair of underwear could cover his whole body.

Qiao Mobai was so poor that he put his head in his hands and tried his best to put his head in the direction of the iron rod. Balls of cotton wool floated over and landed on him.

Bai Ding sat cross-legged on the ground, his forehead was full of question marks by his performance.

Puzzled eyes fell on his companion, who also shook his head with a question mark on his forehead.

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