live in jail [interstellar]

"My lord, my brother didn't blame you." Lele saw this scene from the corner of her eye, and came over to explain to her brother thoughtfully.

Gabriel; "Should I be happy?"

The outside world was turbulent for a whole day, and the alliance headquarters came up with the results before dark.

The huge announcement was placed at dusk, and people all over the interstellar could see what was written on it as long as they raised their heads.

A brand-new testing machine was distributed to public places, and all medical institutions stopped the production of all drugs at the same time, and all worked overtime to produce insecticides.

The mutant humans who went crazy in the prison were also caught by hordes of robots, and each of them was given a needle to kill the insects forcibly.

Qiao Mobai, who was far away on the insect mother planet, sneezed, and the earthling with a red nose leaned against the wall and scratched his itchy back: "Why do I feel that someone is scolding me behind my back?"

Another sneeze, another itchy back, definitely nothing good.

"Where's your other spiritual body?" Wen Jiuhuai looked around him, and besides Sunflower, there was another spiritual body missing.

"Ah! Don't tell me I forgot."

Qiao Mobai took out the mobile phone from his backpack, skillfully opened the live broadcast room, and went online to perform his duties as an anchor.

It's just that after 5 minutes of broadcasting, he found that the number of people in the upper left corner was still only a few dozen people.

"What's the situation? What time is it and you are asleep?" Qiao Mobai looked at the terminal time display on his other hand.

[32:[-] in the morning. 】

"Don't be so busy, anchor. Everyone is busy watching the anniversary celebration. If it weren't for the live broadcast reminder on my mobile phone, you wouldn't be able to see me now." The audience Wannian finished speaking and went offline.

No need to guess, it must be going to watch the anniversary celebration.

"I'll see you next time, the host. We'll be offline too." Qian Jinwu disappeared after typing in the comments, followed by those hundreds of people who went offline.

The rest of the people hung up, watching their own TV with one eye, and watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones with the other.

Don't forget to tap your fingers on the screen to comfort the anchor.

"Give the phone to Xiaori, the anchor, and go do your own work. We're really busy today, so we don't have time to talk to you."

The big day of the [-]th anniversary, this is the only chance in this life to see it.

Qiao Mobai, who was asked to go offline by the audience for the first time, silently handed the phone to the sunflower who had already stretched out its leaves.

The earthling who had done all this grabbed Wen Jiuhuai who was passing by, "Brother Wen, will you treat me so indifferently in the future?"

The alien calmly considered for three seconds before answering: "I don't know."

Qiao Mobai "???" You shouldn't have answered quickly and said no! ! !

"I lied to you, everyone has reached another exit and is waiting for us to meet up."

The unscrupulous aliens dragged the deceived earthlings, and skillfully walked in this channel in the body of the worm mother that had gone through it several times.

27 people officially met in the rectum of the worm mother.

Cheng Xiaohe held up the empty pipe in his hand: "Everything has been arranged."

Qiao Mobai looked at the things in everyone's hands, and everything was cleaned up.

"It seems to be going too well." Qingtong had just finished speaking when Bai Ding slapped her against the wall.

The people on earth looked at the violent scene in front of them, turned their heads indifferently and said to everyone; "Now change direction, everyone re-check the route installed by the other party, and then come out from their respective exits, see you on the ship mother."

"goodbye!"

"Let's go."

"Hurry up! This bug is freezing me to death."

A group of people who gathered together quickly dispersed again.

Everyone carefully checked the pipelines installed by the team in front of them, and any risk was snuffed out in the bud.

Qiao Mobai walked from the rectum to the worm mother's throat again, facing the huge bean thing behind him, the earthlings did not forget to take out their mobile phones to take a few photos.

In the picture, I and Wen Jiuhuai are set off by the huge mountain-like peas, looking like two little miniature people.

"Brother Wen, do you have a pen?"

After taking the photos, the people on earth suddenly remembered that there was another thing that they hadn't had time to do.

"Pen? I didn't bring it." Wen Jiuhuai searched his pockets, but couldn't find anything to write on.

"Forget it." Originally, he wanted to leave a line here, saying that the earthlings came here for a visit.

After coming out of the insect mother's mouth, the sky outside had turned dark again. In the dark snow light, the ship mother in the sky slowly approached them and picked them up.

After taking off the overcoat that had been worn for a day, with the unique smell of Zerg, Qiao Mobai was naked, opened the window, and threw all the clothes on his body first.

Then he went to take a bath with ease, and when he finished everything and came out of the room.

A group of people were already lying in the hall.

The unique smell of nutrient solution diffuses in the air.

"Brother Qiao, pineapple flavor."

Zhou Quan threw a food bag over, and Qiao Mobai caught the bag that fell in mid-air, lowered his head, bit it open and took a sip. The sweet and sour taste really resembled a pineapple.

The fuel provided by the carrier can support them for half a year.

27 people just nest in the sky above the planet Zongmother every day. Under the control of Cheng Xiaohe and Xifeng, the two hundred robots patrol around the planet Zongmother every day.

When the ice and snow melted and the first touch of green appeared on the ground, Ah Gou was holding his favorite coffee cup, looking at the white water inside and sighing silently.

He has forgotten the taste of coffee.

"Coffee." A simple packaged coffee bag fell from the top of his head. A Gou quickly reached out to catch the bag of coffee, and tilted his head excitedly to look at the person who gave him the coffee.

"How could you have this?"

Cheng Xiaohe sat beside him with a calm expression: "I also like coffee, so I brought some."

Coffee lovers look at him with brighter eyes, and get closer to everything in his direction; "Can you give me a few more packs? I can pay you back double when I go back to prison!"

"This...not good..." Cheng Xiao He's purpose was not to exchange coffee with him.

"Double times are not allowed, how about three times?" A Gou calculated his salary, struggling to raise three fingers: "I can only give you three times, and I can't afford a new coffee cup."

"How about we change the terms?" Cheng Xiaohe was afraid that if he didn't speak again, the robot would keep exchanging coffee with him.

"Okay." The red-eyed robot nodded without hesitation.

When Xifeng passed the corridor, he saw two people sitting side by side in the small living room.

A faint smell of smoke floated in from the air, and the first time Agou was sensitive to smell, he looked up in the direction of the smell of smoke.

Beside him, Cheng Xiao He was talking vigorously, seeing his movements, he also raised his head and looked forward.

The No. [-] prison guard was staring at him as if he were looking at a dead man.

"I suddenly remembered that I still have something to do, or we can talk next time." Cheng Xiaohe stood up from the stool like a dog chasing after him, and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.

Throwing Agou away and holding the bag of coffee bags from the other party, he looked at Xifeng coming over in a daze: "What does that person mean? He gave me coffee and said he would negotiate terms with me. He ran away before the negotiation was over."

"He sent this thing." It was not a question, but an affirmative.

The coffee held between Ah Gou's fingers was sucked away, opened violently, and the unique aroma of sex was released in the air.

Agou took a deep breath, squinted his eyes with a happy expression on his face; "It smells good."

"Lend me your next month's salary." With one hand, he poured the coffee powder in the bag into his quilt, making the white water cloudy.

"How much do you want to borrow?" He first calculated how much balance he had.

"All, including the money you paid for the coffee mug."

"Okay." Agou postponed his plan to buy a coffee cup.

At the corner, Cheng Xiaohe, who was squatting there to eavesdrop, listened to the whole process, and silently took out the remaining coffee in his pocket.

"What should I do? It seems that these are not enough to convince Agou, let him help introduce Xifeng to me."

Should he plan to buy a coffee shop so that Ah Gou is willing to help?

The ice and snow on the ground began to melt. Qiao Mobai stood on the ship mother holding up his binoculars, and saw that many second-level Zergs exposed from the snow had begun to wake up.

After mixing the medicine and the real thing, a total of [-] tons of insect medicine made every insect that woke up from hibernation feel thirsty involuntarily.

The snow was swallowed, and the green grass on the ground was flattened by the panicked Zerg. Qiao Mobai put down the camera and took a sip of the strawberry-flavored food bag.

"Remove, remove all the pipes."

In the sky, twenty cargo planes started to launch, each dragging a long pipeline behind them.

That pipeline has been connected to all the important parts in the worm mother.

With an order, twenty cargo planes took off at the same time, and the sleeping worm mother who had not regained consciousness opened her green pupils like lighthouses irritably.

The ground began to tremble, and the mountains became flat lands in an instant.

"Lift into the sky." In the command room, Wen Jiuhuai commanded the ship to raise the height.

The mountain-like vibration below soon began to become smaller.

The enraged worm mother quickly knocked down half of the twenty cargo planes, and this kind of strenuous exercise also made the medicine in its body run faster and faster.

When the ship mother stopped stretching into the sky, Qiao Mobai picked up the redoubled binoculars again, and looked down at the giant insect mother that had completely drilled out of the soil.

"Wow, it's so big."

Sunflower came over with her mobile phone in hand, lay on the window looking at the picture below, and exclaimed.

The earthling who heard the sound looked down at the opponent, raised his foot and kicked its big head, "Why are you here?"

"Here's your phone, your points have reached the requirements."

Xiaori handed over the mobile phone and motioned him to look at it himself.

Qiao Mobai hadn't come back to his senses yet, he had already caught the phone with his hand naturally, then opened the live broadcast app in the upper right corner, went straight to his personal profile page, and jumped to the points redemption page.

Slide your finger down quickly until you reach the last bar, and the option to return to Earth has become [Exchangeable].

"Xiao Ri, do you want to go back to my house?" Qiao Mobai forcibly looked away from those three words, knelt down and pinched Sunflower's head to ask.

"I am your spiritual body, I will be where you are, but if we go back, will we not be able to see other people here?"

Qiao Mobai's brain came back to his senses, and he finally thought of this question.

"Nonsense, why don't we meet?"

Qiao Mobai was thinking about this question until they left the worm mother planet and returned to the main interstellar planet.

Every time, seeing Wen Jiuhuai's caring eyes, he couldn't help avoiding his eyes, always feeling like a scumbag running away at any time.

Arriving at the main star, Ye Xi led the troops and waited for them below the Lion Prison.

Several white robots stood beside Ye Xi.

"Undress and check."

Within half a year of their departure, all the mutated Zerg races on the main star had been found and cleaned up.

The detection machine can also find out the mutated genes in the human body in the first time, and use insecticides to kill the unformed mutated viruses in the body.

After the 27 people were tested, Ye Xi confirmed that there were no eggs on them, and then led the team away without saying a word.

"What now? Do we stay in jail?"

Bai Ding asked everyone's aspirations.

"Go home first. You have not contacted your family members for half a year. Go home first. I will contact you when the time comes."

After Wen Jiuhuai finished speaking, he pulled Qiao Mobai, who had been distracted, onto the aircraft.

Zhou Quan grabbed Sunflower who wanted to follow, "Go, what is your master thinking these days. You must know. Tell me."

"But Xiao Qiao didn't ask me to tell you." Sunflower was dragged away very wronged.

"As long as you don't tell him, how can he know about this matter besides you and me? If you don't tell me, I will pull out all the melon seeds on your head."

Zhou Quan threatened to pull out all its melon seeds.

Sunflower was so frightened that she immediately froze, covering her head with two leaves; "Don't pull it out, don't pull it out, I'll just tell you! Xiao Qiao can go home!"

"Which home do you want to go to?"

Sunflower bowed her head; "It's his own home, I'm going to go back to his planet with him."

On the other side, Wen Jiuhuai sat opposite Qiao Mobai, looking at the distraught man, "Aren't you going to talk about it, you have been very strange the past few days."

Qiao Mobai, who already considered himself a scumbag, had erratic eyes, not daring to meet this man's gaze, lowered his head and clasped his fingers: "It was too sudden."

"Suddenly? What do you mean?"

"The insect mother died too fast, I can't accept it, maybe it went too smoothly, you don't need to worry about it, maybe I can think about it after calming down for a few days."

Qiao Mobai avoided the topic.

"Brother, don't ask."

Zhou Quan came in from the door, holding the sunflower in his hand.

"It recruited, Mobai wanted to go back to his own home."

Xiaori met Qiao Mobai's murderous eyes, and pointed her finger aggrievedly; "I don't want to say it, but he threatened me!"

Wen Jiuhuai, who had been thinking hard about what happened to Qiao Mobai, frowned when he heard the reason.

"Have you found a way to return to your planet? Did you ever think that you would encounter danger on the way back?"

Qiao Mobai's neck was stiff, and his face was flushed when he was questioned: "I didn't think about it that much, I just wanted to go back and have a look. My family and friends are all there."

"If your friends know that you are risking a lot just to go back and have a look at them, they will surely reject you if they know the inside story."

"My parents only have one son, and I can't let them grow old without a home."

"I will go with you."

After Wen Jiuhuai finished speaking, the person sitting on the sofa stood up abruptly. "no!"

The alien's indifferent and restrained eyes fell on his face; "If you want to go back, you have to agree, otherwise you don't go."

After finishing speaking, the alien took the sunflower in Zhou Quan's hand, "Take out your master's cell phone, and the spirit body that can talk, and tell them that I will go back to his planet with your master. "

Things quickly developed in strange directions.

On the second afternoon after returning to Wen's house, Qiao Mobai looked at the three words that could be exchanged on the phone.

He looked sideways at the alien who was tying himself with his hands and feet with a rope; "If you die halfway, your family's inheritance will be taken away."

"It's okay, I can give it to Wen Yinye. Let him inherit it." Wen Jiuhuai tied a knot on the rope, struggled violently with his hands for a while, and after making sure that he would not fall, he began to tie another rope .

"You love me so much that you want to die together?"

The alien handed Zhou Quan the rope to tie him up, raised his eyes and looked at him with a sneer; "Yes, it's too late for you to regret it."

The two people who were tied up from top to bottom soon turned into a rice dumpling and appeared in the room.

The mobile phone was held by Zhou Quan. He squeezed next to the two of them, with the sunflower under his arm, and then pressed the three characters [convertible] with Qiao Mobai's fingers.

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"Tick! Tick! Tick! Tick!"

In the inpatient department of the main star No. 13 Hospital, nurse Li Ming stood in front of No. [-] bed, changing the medicine for the patient.

The man lying on the pure white hospital bed, with his beautiful face in the sun, no matter how many times Li Ming saw it, he would sigh from the bottom of his heart.

This man is really good looking.

It's a pity that she has been in this hospital for five years and has never seen this patient awake.

"The sun is shining today, I really hope you can wake up early to see this scene." After Li Ming finished speaking, he took his things and walked out of the ward.

On the hospital bed, the patient who had been in a coma for five years moved his fingers by his side.

"Boss Wen didn't come today?"

A figure so fat that he could barely see his eyes passed by the door, opened the door and looked inside cautiously.

Seeing that the ward was empty, and there was no figure other than the patients on the bed, he was relieved again.

Pan Da squeezed his obese body into the ward, but his huge body moved cautiously.

In one hand, he was carrying an equally huge insulation box.

"Mr. Qiao, I brought you a lot of junk food today, it's delicious."

Pan Da sat down on the edge of the hospital bed, and opened the incubator he brought.

The unique aroma of fresh food made Pang Da take a deep breath.

Looking at the person who had been sleeping soundly on the bed for five years, he sighed secretly and then smiled again, not forgetting to reach out and take out a bunch of fried skewers from the heat preservation box: "I'm getting married next month, Mr. Qiao, you I definitely don't want to come to participate, I also want to introduce my girlfriend to you."

The skills he learned from Mr. Qiao at the beginning allowed Pang Da to live a different life from before.

I thought that the act of saving at the beginning caused a girl to confess to him, and now she even agrees to marry him.

The happy Pang Da finished ten skewers of barbecue in one breath, and continued to probe into the incubator with his big palm: "Also, the prison guard named Agou in your Lion Prison also got married yesterday, and Cheng Xiaohe even went to make trouble. The dog's husband was beaten badly."

"Let me show you the video. It is said that Cheng Xiaohe has been harassing Agou privately with Agou's husband behind his back. I didn't expect him to dare to come to such an important occasion as marriage, so he was beaten even on the headlines of Xingwang."

Pang Da enthusiastically opened the terminal star network, talking to himself, he wanted to search for yesterday's star network headlines for the other party.

On the hospital bed, the patient who was lying soundly asleep did not know when he opened his black eyes, and the light curtain that was just searched bounced out the picture of Agou getting married yesterday.

A silhouetted man in a black suit, with a bruised face, was kicked out of the wedding scene while crying.

On that blue and purple face, one can vaguely see the three-point appearance of Cheng Xiao He in the past.

After Pang Da finished eating the meat skewers, he extended his big palm to the milk tea.

Picking up the cup of milk tea in the incubator, he took a deep breath, the unique taste of milk tea made him squint his eyes in satisfaction, "By the way, that Zeng Dong from your Lion Prison has disappeared, so strange, it is said that even Boss Wen I can't find his whereabouts either."

After finishing speaking, Pang Da subconsciously looked at the person on the hospital bed: "That person became a doctor in this hospital a few years ago. He is obviously a robot, but it's strange that so many women like him."

Pang Da met those black eyes, and asked belatedly: "By the way, why did you open your eyes?"

Qiao Mobai: "..."

Panda: "...Ahhh, doctor! Help! He's alive! He's alive!"

A huge body rushed out of No.13 ward, crying earth-shatteringly.

Soon the NO.13 ward was full of doctors and nurses.

Wen Jiuhuai, who rushed over after hearing the news, arrived, and the doctor in ward No.13 had already left.

The earthling who woke up was wearing a sky-blue striped hospital gown, which was loosely placed on the thin body. His black hair had grown to the shawl, and was being held by the owner of the hair.

The sound of the door opening came in, and the people in the ward raised their eyes sideways, and their black eyes were fixed on the person who walked in through the door step by step.

"You're awake." Wen Jiuhuai couldn't believe his eyes until he stood in front of the hospital bed.

"Well, I'm awake." Half an hour ago, Qiao Mobai already knew everything that happened in the past five years from Pang Da.

Back then, after he pressed the exchange function, he fell into a coma. In the past five years, no matter what method Wen Jiuhuai used, how many experts he hired, all the treatment methods could not wake him up.

It is said that Wen Jiuhuai has been devoting himself to the research and development of the space-time shuttle machine for the past few years, and has reached the point of obsession.

Qiao Mobai still remembered the expression on Pang Da's face when he said this, as if he was talking about a lunatic.

Before rushing over, the alien who had a lot to say was standing here, but his head was empty, and he just responded instinctively: "It's good to wake up, you have a good rest, and you can ask for anything you need."

"I'm sorry." Qiao Mobai said.

Five years ago, he returned to the earth, completely unaware that there was still a self staying here in this world, causing others to worry for five years.

Fat Da at the door of the ward couldn't help but cover his big mouth when he heard these words, and dragged away Cheng Xiao He whose face was still swollen.

"Wait, I haven't gone in to see people yet." Cheng Xiao He was dragged away in a daze.

"Don't go in, there will be more time in the future."

"Then I'm here, what am I doing?"

"Take it as a doctor's visit. Isn't your face still swollen? Come on, I'll take you to register." Pang Da quickly took Cheng Xiaohe to register, and successfully diverted the other party's attention.

Three months later......

Pan Da took the invitation card in his hand, and carefully touched the two names on it side by side.

"Honey, whose wedding invitation is this time?"

Pang Da's newly married wife, Wen Wan, saw the red wedding invitation in his hand and asked curiously.

"My teacher Qiao, my wife, how about we send a chain snack bar as a congratulatory gift this time?"

Teacher Qiao must like this gift!

Wen Wan took the invitation card away from his hand, saw the name written on it, and smiled: "Let's give this gift to your teacher Qiao privately, and then prepare another gift."

Otherwise, before the item reaches the other party's hands, I'm afraid it will be confiscated by the other party.

"My wife, you are so thoughtful, we can give you whatever you say!" Everything my wife says is right!

The author has something to say: the main text probably ends here, let me think about the extra words.

Thank you for your company along the way.

Hope we will see each other again in the next book.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Shang Jiu Xiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!