live in jail [interstellar]

The other party pondered for a while, "It depends on how many people your organization's pyramid schemes have harmed."

Qiao Mobai squinted at the screen, and the click-through rate of that post had already reached the next ten digits, which is innumerable, but the number of replies was higher than his first audio post.

The millions of replies make people wonder whether Gabori has found the leader of the Earth Navy and sent him false data.

"Probably tens of thousands of people." Qiao Mobai missed two zeros.

The prisoner looked him up and down in surprise: "Brother Qiao, take a look and tell me, are interstellar bandits born on your planet?"

Qiao Mobai rolled his eyes, "Do you think I look like me?" Isn't there a hard-working robber like him?

Prisoner: "Like!" After finishing speaking, he snapped his fingers, "Brother Qiao, look at you, you always escape from prison, and when you come here, you always fall in love with that strange guy Wen Jiuhuai, who dares to beat up a robot. Gentle guide, you even killed the worm mother planet to fight, and now you are leading us on the road to overthrow the Star Alliance at any time, tell me, is this something a good person would do?"

Qiao Mobai shook his head with a stiff neck: "No..."

The prisoner spread his hands: "That's right, this kind of bold and bold style regardless of the consequences is the consistent tradition of interstellar pirates."

Qiao Mobai gritted his teeth: "You're right!" The fact that he traveled to an alien planet might be done by interstellar pirates!

"So Brother Qiao, don't worry too much about going to jail. Anything you do is enough to wear you out. You'll wear it anyway. It doesn't matter if you make a few mistakes. If you care, you can't give it to me. Your sentence was commuted, right?"

The corner of Qiao Mobai's mouth twitched, and he lowered the arm that was on his shoulder, his tongue trembling: "It's really good what you said, are you interested in pyramid schemes? How about joining?"

"Thank you, Brother Qiao. I have no plans to join an illegal organization for the time being. The wild mastiff asked me to find some trays for him. I'm leaving. Brother Qiao, please take a walk slowly."

Passerby A, who was purely passing by, left completely, leaving a person who was charged with crimes to stand where he was.

Qiao Mobai stood on the spot with his hands on his hips, staring at the light curtain that hadn't had time to close.

The smile on Gabriel's tired face on the screen seemed to mock him for his unnecessary actions.

"Tsk, whatever you want, you can do whatever you like."

Anyway, since he sent the audio to Gabriel, he didn't plan to ask for it back.

"Our goal now is to be a bigger worm mother!"

The rest of the matter will be discussed after they finish this and come back alive.

The weather was getting colder and colder. Wen Jiuhuai sent someone to bring in new clothes. Everyone began to change into heavy clothes. Qiao Mobai hugged the blanket and shrank behind Cheng Xiao He, watching the monitor on the screen in front of him.

"What day is it?"

Cheng Xiaohe glanced at the record next to him: "The fourth day."

"How long will this situation last?" Xifeng asked.

"Any weather directions? We need weather advisories for all regions of the planet."

Qiao Mobai held his chin, looked at Xiao He's surveillance data for the past few days, with a serious expression: "It should have entered a state of hibernation now, as long as the temperature keeps dropping, it will not give birth again unless there are special circumstances. This is our best opportunity right now."

Animals that are hibernating also have stiff bodies and dull brains due to the weather.

"I seem to know this." A Gou, who was holding hot coffee to keep warm, raised his hand.

Facing everyone's surprised expressions, the coffee lovers had clear eyes: "I like to read the weather advisories in every region except for coffee, but no one has ever asked me."

In addition, he was placed in the Lion Prison to work, as long as he was a prison guard, so he never had the opportunity to show everyone this ability.

"I'll take care of your coffee cup this year!" Zhou Quan couldn't stand this guy who likes to hold a coffee cup for a long time, but for the first time he found that he seemed to be useful.

"The star field here will start to cool down from October, and the temperature will continue to drop, and then it will directly enter the freezing period in December. The temperature in the freezing period is minus 30 degrees to [-] degrees. February next year Temperatures will start to climb back up to [-] degrees."

"Let everyone pack up their things, we'll leave for the Worm Mother Planet next Monday." As soon as Agou finished speaking, Bai Ding stood up and prepared to leave.

"It's too early next week, first ask Suan Rong how much medicine he made, and then ask Qingtong how long the tube I wanted was made. And Zeng Dong, how many times have you practiced the drill? We need the latest data." Wen Jiuhuai sat at the back, and since Agou started talking about the weather, he has been calculating what they need to prepare for all their next actions.

"What else?" Earthlings obediently took out their small notebooks and recorded the conversation just now.

The expression of the alien did not change, his black eyes looked over everyone's faces one by one, and finally fell on Qiao Mobai's face, the corners of his eyes raised: "Also, the underground has been dug through, we all change clothes tonight , leave the prison for three days' leave."

After everyone present was stunned for a second...

"Ah, ah, it's a holiday!"

"Dad! I also have a chance of parole!"

"Ah, why am I?" Agou followed the human being and shouted a few words, and was a little confused after shouting.

"Just shout, don't worry about the reason." Xifeng pressed his head and told him to leave it alone.

Qiao Mobai sat on a chair, looked at a group of crazy aliens, leaned back, and fell on someone's shoulder: "My dear, do you have any plans for the two of us during the three-day vacation?"

A certain person didn't look sideways, and his arm quietly pulled him into his arms: "Does it count as a date?"

"Calculate!"

"Are we running away like this?" Qiao Mobai still couldn't help talking.

Someone: "It doesn't matter, I will bear it."

Qiao Mobai raised his eyebrows, tilted his head back, and looked at this guy's confident and frightened expression from a strange angle: "Dear, you seem to be very handsome today."

"You weren't handsome yesterday?"

"Today is more handsome than yesterday!"

That night, everyone in the prison received a holiday notice.

A group of people invited three to five to change into their respective clothes, and three multi-person vehicles had already parked in the place where the underground was dug.

There is also a small aircraft.

Qiao Mobai walked in the front, his eyes lit up when he saw the small aircraft, and he glanced at someone beside him: "Our dating tool?"

"Give it to you if you like it."

"Okay, remember to give me another driver." Patting the silver aircraft, Qiao Mobai got into the passenger seat, patted the seat next door, and tilted his head to look at the people outside the car: "Brother Driver, let's go!" .”

Wen Jiu, who became the driver's eldest brother, became pregnant, and the silver-colored aircraft left quickly from the underground passage.

Three multi-person traffic vehicles also took all the prisoners away from the place where they had lived for several years or months.

Zhou Quan nestled in the trunk, wearing Qiao Mobai's panda outfit, curled up in the blanket and sound asleep.

On the co-pilot of the small aircraft made by the two people in the front row, Qiao Mobai took out his mobile phone, turned on the camera mode, leaned over and raised the mobile phone, aiming at himself and the people next to him: "Brother Wen, look here."

Wen Jiuhuai turned his head, "Crack!" The sound of the flash came out.

The mobile phone held up in the sky had already been put down. Qiao Mobai opened the photo he just took in the photo album. After looking at it, he was quite satisfied. He closed the photo album and turned right to the screen to open the live broadcast app, personal homepage.

Replace the personal photo of myself wearing the overalls of the travel company, and replace it with a photo of myself and Wen Jiuhuai.

After the exchange, open your own personal points, and you are still more than 100 million away from the points you can exchange back to Earth.

After tapping on it with one finger, Qiao Mobai swiped down the screen, found the points redemption details, and clicked on it.

Once all products of the company are exchanged, they cannot be returned or exchanged. The same product can be exchanged multiple times, and the exchange account is limited to two accounts.

Qiao Mobai looked at the line of words, thought for a while, took out his carry-on backpack, and found out the thread he used for solar charging.

"Brother Wen, lend me the physical terminal on your wrist."

Wen Jiuhuai has been watching his every move since just now. Although he couldn't understand his behavior, he didn't ask him at this time.

Instead, he took off the physical terminator worn on his wrist.

Qiao Mobai took it over, pried open the socket of his data cable with a dagger, pulled out the chip inside and three blue wires.

The person who forcibly dismantled the terminal like thread ends soon had two piles of scrap iron in front of him. Qiao Mobai put down the knife, patted the dust on his fingers, turned on the phone screen, and clicked on the live broadcast app in the upper right corner.

It was rare for the audience who came in to see the serious look of the anchor, and at the same time, they could clearly see the two scrap metal placed in front of him.

"what is this?"

A comment was asked.

"The phone charger cable, it's not important, let me show you the avatar I just changed first." Qiao Mobai pointed to the head that he had just changed, and asked them to take a look first.

"Show affection, share quickly. Give it to the anchor."

"Ah Qiang saw this portrait, and left by train that night."

"Anchor, you lie to me again, be careful not to lose me!"

The comments that keep popping up say everything.

Qiao Mobai silently watched them post all the contempt and complaints, and then said again: "I give you a warm suggestion, talk more while you can talk today, and you may not have a chance to talk about it later."

The audience on Earth pressed their fingers on the keyboard and wanted to complain at first, but when they carefully recalled what the anchor said just now, it vaguely sounded wrong.

This stupefied effort quickly brought many viewers to their senses. First, they took a look at the environment in the live broadcast room. Almost a year had passed, and they had a little bit of understanding of the alien world.

Therefore, seeing what is in front of the anchor, and a little background behind his head can determine the anchor's position.

"The anchor is riding an aircraft. I see Wen Jiuhuai is sitting next to him. Are you on your way to find the worm mother right now?"

Xiaori has been holding her mobile phone every day recently, concentrating on being a tool of the anchor who is enslaved by her master.

"I'm going to make a copy of the live broadcast app and ask Wen Jiuhuai to download it with an alien terminal. If it fails, today will be the last time we meet in this life."

Qiao Mobai said it very easily, "I'll give you five seconds to remember the last person you will see in your life."

After speaking, he connected the two wires that had been removed, and a line of small characters jumped out at the top of the live broadcast screen.

[The data connection is successful. 】

The person sitting in the co-pilot pursed his lips and raised his lips in a calm and orderly manner at the moment. Qiao Mobai zoomed out the live broadcast page and opened the file package.

Search to find the file package you downloaded at the beginning.

The 1.5G file package was opened, and the audience couldn't see anything. They could only look at the anchor's expressionless face through the screen.

The moment the file was copied and moved, in an office on Earth, the boss of the APP, whose hair was as bald as the Mediterranean, stood in front of Guan Erye praying with a newly lit incense stick.

"Second Master, this time I don't ask for money, I just ask that ancestor to live in peace every day. If he returns to the earth alive, I can introduce my daughter to him. I beg Second Master Guan for the sake of my daily filial piety. , let this big brother let go of my hairline!"

The boss of APP put on the incense, looked at Erye Guan's red face, and reached out to stroke the sparse hair on his head.

He really didn't want to be bothered by insomnia and baldness anymore.

Who doesn't make some other income from live broadcasts? You must know that there are billions of human beings living on this earth, and his live broadcast app has more than 7000 million downloads.

Everyone started the live broadcast, and their backstage was too busy at all. Occasionally, some people who were not too extreme just turned a blind eye. Anyway, they would take half of the share from the anchor as a platform.

But ever since this guy traveled through outer space, the boss felt that the family property of the third family would be ruined in his hands.

They were first investigated and then investigated, and then directly removed from the shelves of major application platforms. It is easy to remove them from the shelves, but it is difficult to put them on the shelves. You must know that when the salesmen who have done this matter hear that the fruits of their labor have been removed from the shelves for no reason, Almost called the police on the spot.

Since then, they have been cautious and cautious, deeply afraid that something will happen to their money bags.

The boss has also become a frequent visitor in Qiao Mobai's room.

Unexpectedly, death sooner or later is death, so at least let him know when he will die.

Now, the boss feels that his time of death has arrived.

In the live broadcast room, the originally lively comment area became quiet, and everyone was in tacit understanding without saying a word. Looking at the face of the host who had been watching for a year, it gradually changed from clear to blurred, then blurred, and finally disappeared into a blur. group of shadows.

When seeing the black shadow, everyone glanced at the upper right corner of the phone in tacit understanding.

First make sure they have a signal, and then make sure the anchor is not dropped.

Then looking at the screen that turned into a black shadow, both hands automatically pressed the screen.

"Where are people! Where are people! Come out, Joe!"

"Anchor, don't play this kind of game, come out and get beaten!"

"Be careful and reward the anchor with 10000 love. As long as the anchor appears again, I will spend money to support you!"

"Six thousand guaranteed rewards for the host's mobile phone and 1000 bottles of Coke. As a mobile phone, you are a product of the earth. Open your eyes and see where you are now. You represent all the high-tech on the earth and venture into aliens alone! We can't lose Give alien products!"

"Earn money to buy dog ​​food and reward the anchor with 1000 hearts, shake your phone! Wake up and don't let the anchor's idiot go, you are the anchor's life-and-death friend!!!"

"For the machine friend! Wake up your mobile phone!"

On an alien planet, when Qiao Mobai saw that the screen went black, his mind was a little confused with a "buzzing sound".

After being stunned, looking at his ugly face on the black screen, he took a light breath, lowered his head and continued to connect the phone cable to the terminal.

Remove the three wire ends that were connected just now, and reinstall them again.

A row of unstable numbers jumped out on the shrunk-down screen of the terminal.

[Install illegal software, please confirm your choice, the official suggestion is to download content through formal channels. 】

A hand came from the side, in front of the dazed person, pressed the light curtain, and selected: [Confirm the installation. 】

Qiao Mobai lowered his head, raised his two hands, and looked at the finger leaving from the light curtain.

The owner of the finger didn't know when he had parked the car on the side of the road, and the car was covered by the white snow outside the window, and he didn't know how long time had passed.

Wen Jiuhuai kept watching his behavior, without any intention of disturbing him.

Qiao Mobai gave him a complicated look, and then turned on the screen of the resting phone again.

The content of the file being copied has appeared at the top of the screen.

File replication is currently 21%.

There was still a black shadow in the live broadcast room.

In Yancheng, when George An received a call from a colleague, he was holding a half-dead man on the side of the road.

The phone rang in his pocket, and the habit of years made the alien shout into the air for the first time: "Connect."

It took only a second to realize that this was the earth, half of the body of the person leaning on the shoulder was dripping with blood, and the drowsy person was awakened by the non-stop ringing of the bell.

Opening his eyes full of anger, he grabbed the electric post on the side of the road with one hand, and after supporting his body, he used the other half of his injured arm to push the person next to him whose pockets kept ringing.

"It's so noisy. Are you raising a young lover outside? Why do you have so many phone calls every day?"

After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he directly leaned his whole body against the pillar, and his nearly broken hand hit the small lamppost beside the pillar.

The pillar began to shake.

Just as George Ann put his hand into his pocket, he caught a glimpse of him falling down with the pillar, and quickly reached out to grab him, his extended arms only had time to grab the corner of his clothes.

"Snapped…"

The mobile phone that was pulled out of the pocket was thrown far away.

"If you don't want to die, stand still." With a dark face, George Ann pulled him back, half-carried him on his shoulder again, and made a gesture to pick up the mobile phone that fell in the middle of the road.

A motorcycle rushed over from behind, arrogantly crushed the innocent mobile phone, and then quickly fled the scene.

I bought a mobile phone for only three months, and there are countless cracks on the black screen.

Zhou Yu glanced at it and turned his head away, pretending that this had nothing to do with him: "Tomorrow I will give you ten copies."

The alien threw the person on his shoulders blankly, and then walked over to pick up the broken mobile phone.

Press the switch, the screen is completely off and cannot be turned on.

Zhou Yu, who was thrown on the ground behind him, accidentally crushed the wound, and his handsome face was deformed due to the pain.

The alien took back his mobile phone, returned to him, and helped him up, "Shut up if you don't want to die, I'm not in the mood to talk to you right now."

Zhou Yu, who still wanted to be arrogant, gave up, and silently acted as a big doormat, and didn't dare to tease him again until the hospital.

After sending him to the infirmary, Georgian borrowed a phone number from him, called the police station and Zhou Qiyan, and told them to come pick him up. After all this was done, he took his coat and went out to repair his phone.

It has been an hour since the screen of the mobile phone was replaced. The person who got the mobile phone again clicked on the missed call in the lower left corner.

Of the 16 missed calls, 7 were called by colleagues in the company, and the rest were calls from Liu Xinlian from Qiao's family.

Qiao Mobai stood by the side of the road waiting for the green light, and then dialed Liu Xinlian's number.

The phone rang once and was answered: "Mo Bai can't come back."

The person on the other end of the microphone heard suppressed cries, and Georgian held up his mobile phone to see that the red light on the other side of the street had already changed to a green light.

The person on the phone was still talking, and George Ann went across the street to stop the car and went straight to Joe's house.

When he got home, he stood at the door of Qiao's house, looked at the ordinary door, and knocked on the door with a deep sigh.

Inside the door, Liu Xinlian came to open the door, saw him, and quickly lifted up the phone screen to show him: "It's back again, just disappeared for a long time, Mo Bai is back."

On the screen, in the white snow, a man in a black coat stood with Wen Jiuhuai, and not far away was a man in panda clothes making a snowman alone in the snow.

"Just now the kid said that he wanted to transfer the software to someone else, and then the screen went black, and there was no movement for a long time." Liu Xinlian held the phone and stroked the person who was running to play snowballs on the screen: "Your brother really He deserves a beating too much, and the guy surnamed Wen doesn't seem to care much about him, can you inform him so that he can be more obedient?"

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