live in jail [interstellar]
Chapter 158
"He wouldn't do it."
As soon as the words were spoken, a nimble cheetah ran out of the flames with a wet blanket in its mouth.
The cheetah ran all the way up to the three of them, threw the blanket it was biting on hard, and dropped it at Zeng Dong's feet, his eyes beckoning them to follow quickly.
On the grass outside the restaurant, Qiao Mobai raised his hands high, grasped the lower edge of his jacket with force, took off his white T in one breath, and threw it into the sea of flames not far away.
On the grass, all the prisoners saw this scene and lowered their heads one after another. All the living people were taking off their clothes one by one and throwing them into the flames.
Only take it off to the body, leaving only the last shorts that block the key position.
Among the prisoners in Area [-], there was a criminal with black-rimmed glasses and a haircut parted in the middle, who looked particularly abnormal among a group of people who were about to strip off.
"Then who?" Qiao Mobai put one hand on the peak of his eyebrows, squinting his eyes to look at the well-clothed person in the middle of a white body.
"I remember his last name? I'll go find him." Wen Jiuhuai looked at the man, vaguely remembering seeing him at a family gathering.
"Wait, he's starting to take off."
Qiao Mobai pulled back the person who had gone out, and raised his chin to signal him to look over.
The figure in the black tracksuit, covering from the neck to the instep, began to pull down the zipper.
One piece, two pieces, three pieces, Qiao Mobai's eyelids twitched, watching the black figure gradually turn white and black.
"Uh..." The shirtless young man in the middle had thrown the last piece of cloth into the sea of flames.
After seeing the small piece of fabric burned clean by the fire, he turned around with his hands on his hips and the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
Black Forest led his younger brother and greeted everyone present politely.
The crowd watching in the distance coughed secretly and turned around pretending to be blind.
Cheng Xiaohe shook his head like a rattle, and before he fainted, he finally shook the picture he had just seen out of his mind, holding the only remaining cloth on his body.
"Brother Qiao, are you sure this method really works?"
Cheng Xiaohe clutched his short underwear, and there was nowhere to place his eyes.
"Anyway, the house is burned, and if you burn a few more clothes, you will be jailed for at most two years. It's okay, anyway, you interstellar people have a long life span."
Speaking of which, if he is sentenced to prison again this time, in terms of life imprisonment, he is an earthling, and he will live to be reincarnated when he is seven or eighty years old.
"By the way, brother Wen, what is the average life expectancy of your family?" The short-lived earthling suddenly changed the subject.
Wen Jiuhuai turned his head puzzled, stared at him for a while before speaking: "Some live to three hundred and some live to thirty."
"Three hundred? Damn!! Then after I die, you can still fall in love three times and get married five times!"
The lifelines of aliens have been evolved. Qiao Mobai held Wen Jiuhuai's palm and looked at the lifeline in his palm.
The long, clean lines run across the half of the palm all the way to the wrist.
"Tsk, please go away, elder brother Longevity, I'm a little angry."
After Qiao Mobai finished speaking, he quickly walked up to the temporary high platform built before, wearing boxer shorts, and looking at the people who were dressed in the same clothes below with his hands on his hips, he shouted vigorously in his dantian.
"Now, everyone is free to form a pair with the person on the left, and then start to check each other's body! Any doubts and abnormalities must be raised!"
The people standing in groups of three or four below heard that they looked around one after another, and then made the same gestures according to his request in a daze.
The brother who was assigned to stand in front of the Black Forest Brothers was Xifeng who was smoking secretly in the corner.
The No. [-] prison guard was full of vicissitudes, looked at the forest and took a deep breath of cigarettes, the unique aroma of tobacco permeated his chest: "You are doing very well."
In the eyes of Xifeng, a robot who survived countless battlefields, only this criminal's choice was correct.
"Thank you." Black Forest pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, but he didn't smile at all because of the robot prison guard's praise.
On the high platform, Qiao Mobai stood with his hands behind his back and looked at the people who were constantly checking below.
But it was the first time for everyone to do this kind of inspection, and many of them were not familiar with each other, so the atmosphere on the entire grass field became weird for a while.
Qiao Mobai frowned, watching Qifeng getting more and more strange, and looked down at Wen Jiuhuai who was standing under the high platform: "Brother Wen, you go, teach them how to check, stare at each of them, make sure every Everyone was checked out."
In the dark night, the fire illuminated every figure. The three of Zeng Dong were brought out by the cheetah, and they saw this strange scene before them.
The three were neatly dressed and fully armed.
A group of people who had just been inspected by their companions and stared at by Wen Jiuhuai with death eyes.Inadvertently looked up.
Seeing the three big living people, the people who just finished the inspection didn't know who took the lead, and pointed at Butch's face; "Brothers! Go! Strip them all!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh!!"
"Treat everyone equally! Come up and help!"
Countless voices rushed up, surrounding the three intact humans.
Sunflower was awakened by the noise, and got up from the back of the high platform in a daze. She broke away from the sleepy Guazi and looked at the picture in front of her, muttering, "Is it going to be live again?"
The fingers made of two leaves quickly took out the mobile phone, opened the live broadcast software, and aimed the camera at the most lively scene in the crowd.
The audience who received the text message reminder could not be caught off guard to see this scene.
"My God, I'm blind."
Watching Zeng Dong being forcibly stripped naked, and unable to resist, audience B gasped; "I'm blind too, wait, take a screenshot first and then go blind."
"Tsk, they are really ridiculous! I like it."
"A lot of men..."
and many more……
"Why did I hear the sentence upstairs differently?"
"It's definitely a car."
Qiao Mobai was unable to join the scene because he was on a high platform, so he could only watch the tragedy of his companions from above.
When he was watching vigorously, he caught a glimpse of the sunflower in the corner of the high platform raising his mobile phone high, with eyebrows like that, he quickly rushed down with his legs, and took the mobile phone it was holding: "What are you doing, how can this kind of picture be Shoot it in, this is a healthy live broadcast APP, do you understand!"
If his studio is removed from the shelves, then he will eat steamed sunflowers.
The earth cannot shut down the live broadcast, and the owner of the live broadcast APP, who has been investigated by the weird department for a long time, nestled in his independent office of [-] square meters, holding his mobile phone and crying for the first time.
From today onwards, he will never burn incense against the anchor again, the anchor is really a good person!
The sunflower from the alien planet gave him a blank look, "I don't understand."
"Hahahahaha, Xiaori's answer is right! Our mental bodies don't need to understand this!"
"Anchor, don't forget about us when you enjoy your own eyesight, everyone should enjoy the blessing together, okay?"
The audience in the live broadcast room were dissatisfied with the anchor's selfish behavior, and expressed their dissatisfaction in the comments.
Qiao Mobai caught a glimpse of this scene, curled his lips and sneered, and raised the camera to focus on the burning fire behind him: "Okay, come over and feel the feeling of being roasted by the fire, and after feeling it, I will show you the scene of Brother Wen running wildly in his underwear .”
"puff……"
In front of the mobile phone camera, some viewers covered their mouths when they saw the black face behind Qiao Mobai.
There are also people who are not afraid of death, insisting on watching the miserable scene of the anchor, and typing in the comment area: "The anchor said beautifully, if you have the ability, let Brother Wen dance Thomas for everyone, as long as you can do it, from today onwards you It's my brother, your dad is my dad!"
Qiao Mobai has never been a calm person. Whenever he sees a provocation, he jumps his feet and raises his middle finger to the screen: "Don't do this, I am the only baby in my Qiao family. You have the ability to call me Dad!"
Audience: "If you have the ability, let Brother Wen call you dad, and I will follow suit!"
The rest of the people "..."
"No, are we using it so big?"
"Inexplicably becoming the anchor's son, I don't want to recognize my father too much."
"I don't want to."
"I don't think so either, why is this so strange."
"Yes, it's so playful."
"Ugh..." The boss of the live broadcast room just wiped away his tears and looked at the screen, but he couldn't help but look down and vomit again when he saw the word Ye on the screen.
As an unlucky boss who has been investigated countless times by the weird department, he almost memorized the viewer ID who can open this live broadcast room.
A group of old men are here to show their cuteness and shout "Yeah".
"vomit……"
Qiao Mobai was used to these unreliable audiences, so he picked up his mobile phone and prepared to find someone with high morale.
"You wait, I'll ask Brother Wen to do the splits for you right away!"
He is going to teach the aliens now that Thomas is a kind of lofty behavior, as long as all the foolish people follow along, Brother Wen will definitely follow suit.
The phone was put down, and the face of the man standing opposite was revealed. Qiao Mobai looked at the alien who was within a meter away from him, blinked, and quickly put away the mobile phone with high fighting spirit, showing a bright smile on his face ;"Brother, I thought of a good way to exercise everyone's body, do you want to try it?"
"Thomas?" The body that approached suddenly took the black spiritual body in his palm.
Wen Jiuhuai looked at the text bouncing on the screen of the spiritual body, raised his eyes and looked at the person in front of him who was pretending to be stupid with a half-smile: "Mo Bai seems to like Thomas very much, this is the first time I've heard of such a thing, why don't you give it to me?" I will demonstrate it once so that everyone can experience it.”
Qiao Mobai: "Hehe, do you believe me when I say I'm joking?"
The alien held up the culprit and motioned him to read the text on it.
In the comment area, all the audience had the same attitude and typed the same two words on the keyboard one after another.
"Do not believe."
The characters are square and round, and the Song typeface invented by the earthlings is clear enough for aliens to understand.
"Brother, everything has been checked over there, what shall we do next?"
Zhou Quan was busy supervising all the mental bodies at night, and rushed to the dining hall as soon as he finished his work.
From a distance, I saw brother Wenwen standing with Qiao Mobai, and ran over quickly.
"Zhou Quan came just in time. There are still some small details that need your help."
Qiao Mobai grabbed Zhou Quan, who was about to come, and pulled him away in a serious manner. Before leaving, he didn't forget to leave the culprit behind.
A black mobile phone shell was thrown into the head of a one-meter-tall sunflower: "Xiao Ri, you continue the live broadcast, and I will discuss with Zhou Quan what is left behind in the prison."
After speaking, he put oil on the soles of his feet and ran fast.
Holding the lost and recovered mobile phone, Xiaori blinked her melon eyes, and after a few seconds, she looked at the humans who hadn't left yet: "Did my master do something embarrassing again?"
Wen Jiuhuai looked sideways and lowered his eyes, looked at its big head, laughed out loud and reached out to rub its head, rubbing off the melon seeds all over the ground: "Your master's behavior just now is a guilty conscience, and a good mental body cannot be imitated."
"Oh." Xiaori hugged her phone, nodded obediently, and raised her head again the next second: "Seeing that you are as miserable as me, let me tell you a secret!"
Wen Jiuhuai raised his eyebrows, squatted down and looked at it: "Secret? Your master's?"
Xiao Ri nodded sharply, looked around to make sure no one had noticed them, and then whispered to her; "Xiao Qiao put some things under your balcony, he said they were his treasures, and he would use them to deal with you in the future."
Baby, against him?Wen Jiuhuai heard the words, his eyes darkened, his face remained unchanged, and he swept across a field of melon seeds on the ground, this time he gently pinched the sunflower's small green leafy hand: "Thank you for telling me this secret, I will let you know in the future If you need help with anything, you can come to me."
"Is everything okay?" Xiao Ri looked forward to it.
"As long as I can do it, I can do anything."
"We won't tell Xiao Qiao about this, shall we?"
Wen Jiuhuai laughed out loud: "Of course."
As expected of that person's mental body, this kind of temper that has done bad things and has to be guaranteed is exactly the same.
The neglected viewers in the live broadcast room silently watched the grass scene on the screen, as well as the dialogue that did not avoid them from beginning to end.
"So, should we tell anchor No. [-] about this?"
"Come on, anyway, the anchor talks like fart, and he can forget it just by making a bet with us. Then we can learn from him and forget little things."
"That's right, not only are the aliens curious, but I'm also curious about what the anchor is hiding under other people's balconies."
"Tsk, this way of hiding things is really amazing, and I have a new choice for my pocket money!"
"My spiritual food also has a new home!"
"My poster CD can also be changed!"
"Let us wait quietly, waiting for the day when the host's secret is discovered."
Unscrupulous anchors don't know it, and their audiences are becoming increasingly unscrupulous.
The fire inside the Lion Prison burned all night. When the sky was dawning, Lu Chuyun took a spaceship and landed in the sky above the Lion Prison.
"Colonel, don't you plan to go down? Those prisoners may not be dead yet."
The fire last night had already been confirmed by radar scans from above.
The information passed on also reached Lu Chuyun's hands as early as last night.
On the spaceship, Lu Chuyun looked down at the prison with broken tiles and walls with a gloomy face, "Don't open the hatch! Keep an eye on all the doors, if they dare to escape the prison, they will be suppressed by force!"
At that time, it will be said that their crime is jailbreak, and all the behaviors of the robots in the prison are determined independently according to the instructions in the brain.
"But..." The subordinate thought of the meeting at the alliance headquarters.
After the failure of the meeting yesterday, the higher-ups have not yet decided how to deal with these people. If they let them go, then as the person in charge of the Lion Prison, Colonel Lu will definitely be responsible.
"Don't worry, get out of here!"
A man with a livid face on the spaceship accidentally caught a glimpse of the spirit body squatting in the corner from the corner of his eye, and his face became even darker. He asked his subordinates to quickly start the spaceship and leave here as soon as possible.
If it weren't for this damn accusation, he wouldn't even take a look. Since they were still alive, he wasn't interested in going down to say hello to them. It would be better to leave this strange place that might be full of viruses quickly.
Below, in the open space of the cafeteria of the Lion Prison, several prisoners in shorts were lying on the ground sleeping.
When the spaceship appeared above them, some of the newly awakened prisoners quickly noticed it.
"You said, did this spaceship come to pick us up after seeing the fire?" a prisoner asked.
"Maybe it's to see if we're dead." Qiao Mobai opened his eyes and glanced at the face that appeared above him angrily, "Is your leg broken?"
A certain alien who was used as a pillow all night, with red lips and white teeth, and a sunny smile; "It's not broken, you can continue to sleep."
"Then you continue to sit." Qiao Mobai arched his head on the human pillow under his body, and after waking up, he couldn't sleep and grabbed one of the alien's palms to play with.
Putting his five chicken feet on it, Qiao Mobai gestured curiously at the gap between the two: "It seems that there is not much difference."
Wen Jiuhuai, who sat and rested all night, looked at the mischievous palm in the palm of his hand that was grasped, and dotingly let the other party pinch the palm to force it to exceed his size.
"I'm a few years older than you, so a little older."
The aliens kindly and considerately took the initiative to make excuses.
"Maybe it's because you ate too much food when you were young, and you had excess nutrition." Qiao Mobai used to dislike that he was not tall, and it must be because he didn't drink milk seriously when he was young.
"It's going to rain in the future, you protect me from the rain." This is how I grow tall.
"it is good."
A good answer also dissatisfied the people on Earth, so they got up and pinched the other person's face and pulled it domineeringly; "Is it okay to say everything I say, and have some principles, okay?"
The alien whose face was stretched into shape was not angry at all, and looked at him with a smile on his face and lost his temper; "You are not allowed to take off your clothes in front of people other than me."
"Hehe." Qiao Mobai let go of his hand, and hummed a few times in agreement.
Wake up and wake up, fell asleep after sleeping, got up and watched the scene of the aircraft leaving in the sky.
"Look, the people up there won't come down."
On the ground, the rest of the prisoners saw this scene, and their original expectations gradually turned into disappointment.
"Mobai, what shall we do next?"
When Cheng Xiaohe came out of the dining hall, all the houses were burned clean, but the dining hall was preserved, and the robot prison guards provided them with food bags on time early in the morning.
The person who took a food bag from Cheng Xiao He lowered his head and took a sip before he had time to say, "Let's escape from prison."
After checking all night, as long as the eggs are not so metamorphosed that they are not afraid of fire, then the rest of them will definitely not have eggs.
Besides, if that thing was really not afraid of fire, they would have been infected all over by now.
"Where are we going? With so many of us, even if we leave here, we will be arrested soon if we are discovered by the outside world."
Cheng Xiaohe felt that this method was too impulsive. There were so many of them, no matter where they appeared, they were a huge source of moving targets.
"Brother Wen, does your family have any large fighter jets that can transport us all at once?"
Qiao Mobai looked at Wen Jiuhuai who was walking over, and asked.
The man who picked up a bag of food nodded; "After we have escaped from prison, I am afraid that the Alliance Headquarters will not let it go."
The earthlings held their chins to consider this question.
After a few seconds, he asked: "If we escape to the planet where the worm mother is, will the alliance still hold us accountable?"
Prisoner No. 13 in the second area passed by. Hearing this sentence, he was stunned for a second, then looked at the person who spoke, and ran over in the next second: "Want to escape? Take me!"
Qiao Mobai looked at the man with a monkey on his shoulder; "We're thinking about going to the Mother Zombie Planet, do you want to join us too?"
"Just go, I'm afraid of the hair, labor and management have been imprisoned for several years because of this idiot, and now they have to pay for the bugs, everyone treats me like dough, how can I be worthy of the title of criminal if I don't escape once!"
He spoke loudly to Qianqian, and everyone who was busy eating breakfast looked up one after another, first looking at the source of the sound.
Think again about what you just heard.
The grievance of being forced to go to jail, and the unexplainable status quo after being wronged, made every prisoner present angry.
"I'll go too! Zong Xing is Zong Xing! If labor and management don't kill that Zong mother, I will take its surname!"
"And me! Anyone dares to slander me, I won't come back until I beat the bug mother until it explodes!"
"Take me!"
"I!"
"I!"
"I also need to go!"
On the grass, after last night and the visit from the aircraft just now, everyone clearly understood one thing.
As long as they stay here honestly and quietly, nothing will change, nothing will happen, and no one will defend them. They belong to a group of people who have been abandoned by the world.
Countless ardent eyes fell on Qiao Mobai, and the people on Earth faced so many prisoners who were about to stare at him with burning eyes: "Think carefully before going, we will die at any time."
"Death is death. I have voluntarily gone to prison for the interstellar people. It is no big deal to die again."
"That's right, if we get rid of that old pervert, Mother Worm, my grave will definitely be trampled to pieces, and someone will remember me in another 500 years."
"Hahahahaha, don't tell me, Lao Xi, this method is really good! The name will last for a thousand years, my family also wants this kind of honor!"
"Don't grab anyone, give me this opportunity!"
The tense atmosphere was soon overwhelmed by a group of topics such as whose grave would be trampled worse, so that it was impossible to continue to be serious.
While everyone was discussing in groups of three or four, Qiao Mobai pulled Wen Jiuhuai aside and asked in a low voice; "I borrowed your fighter jet to escape from prison, how many years will I be sentenced to if I catch it?"
Wen Jiuhuai; "I can pay someone to remodel Area [-] into any home you want."
Qiao Mobai was silent.
It seems that once caught, it is the rhythm of life in prison.
"Maybe if we go this time, we will die there directly and be charged with crimes. Don't you have any other ideas?"
"Actually, you can have other thoughts. It's one thing to like me, and another thing to have other thoughts. I like you, but I don't want you to become selfless because of this reason." Qiao Mobai was a little irritable She scratched her hair; "That's right, you are still you, the Wen Jiuhuai that everyone adores or fears, don't change yourself for me."
Recently, he feels that he is almost spoiled. No matter what he wants to do, the other party will be the first to support him by his side.
But after a long time, he began to doubt whether Wen Jiuhuai supported him because his decision was right, or just because he liked him, so he let himself go.
Wen Jiuhuai looked at the cautious and tentative face in front of him, listening to his rambling explanations.
It was obviously a trivial matter, but in order not to think too much about it, I tried my best to explain it to him, just so that he wouldn't have to pay too much attention to it.
This kind of silly and positive person never knows how charming he is.
"You speak very well, there is no problem, and every time you ask me before making a decision, of course there is a reason for liking you, so I support all the whimsical topics you raise. "
Wen Jiuhuai saw that the other party's face had turned into a bitter gourd, and chuckled softly: "But the premise of my support for you is that your plan has room for implementation and remediation, so I will support you. "
The earthling's face was almost tangled into a bun, "Really?"
"Really, do you think I'm the kind of man who would get dizzy just because he likes you?" Wen Jiuhuai raised his eyebrows, as if he would get angry if he answered wrongly.
The speed of this immediate change of face made the earthlings hold their beating hearts and shake their heads decisively: "Of course not!"
He is a bit good-looking, but he hasn't reached the point of causing disaster to the country and the people.
"That's fine, don't think about these useless things, talk about your plan to go to the insect planet."
With so many people leaving, you can't rush to the place where the worm mother is to rescue him like he did last time. The reason why he came back alive that time was because Colonel Ye Xi arrived in time.
"Pesticide."
The last time I went to Zerg Star, the insecticide Qiao Mobai made privately was effective, but because the dosage was too small, it could only stop those low-level Zerg races. To deal with the insect mothers, they needed a lot of medicine.
"You make a list, and I'll figure it out."
Qiao Mobai shook his head, "No, the dose is too large and it is difficult for you to find all the materials by yourself, and I am not sure that these things can be found, let's work together."
Wen Jiuhuai: "Give me an approximate amount."
"Thirty tons, I want ten tons of boric acid, ten tons of potatoes or jam is also fine."
The food is okay, and you can buy it if you think of a way, but buying ten tons of boric acid at one time, even Wen Jiuhuai can't fulfill this requirement.
Qiao Mobai dug out the remaining high school chemistry knowledge in his mind, "I can't get boric acid, borax, yellow moon sand, moon stone sand, October, these are also fine."
"These are raw material ores, and we can use them to make boric acid finished products. In short, the more materials, the better."
"In the prison, there are prisoners from a medical family. He should have this thing."
Behind the two of them, a calm voice suddenly sounded.
The two turned their heads, and Zeng Dong stood there expressionlessly.
The red-eyed cyborg raised the file folder in his hand: "This is what I took out from the underground, all the personal data of the prisoners."
"Does the medical family make medicine? Or treat diseases?" Qiao Mobai leaned over to look at the information in his hand.
"There is no separation of medicine and medicine, even if it is to treat diseases, he will definitely find a way."
"Successful? It's from Area [-]."
Qiao Mobai looked at the document. On a black and white photo the size of a thumb in the upper left corner, there was a young man wearing black-rimmed glasses with a dull expression.
"I seem to have seen this last night?" Qiao Mobai pointed to the photo, and quickly remembered why he saw this person last night: "Ah! It's him! That person who is undressing in a serious manner!"
At that time, he asked everyone to throw their extra clothes into the sea of fire, and everyone naturally left the last piece of underwear.
Only this guy who looked like a student wearing black-rimmed glasses took off all his clothes, even got a knife out of nowhere, sat on the ground and shaved off his hair.
When he was doing these things, his expression was so serious that Qiao Mobai thought he was going to commit suicide. Zhou Quan stared at him, and would save people as soon as he jumped into the flames.
"I'll go find him."
Wen Jiuhuai also remembered the person who behaved abnormally last night, so he turned around and went to the dining hall to find someone.
The other two were left to continue searching for the prisoners' files.
"This one, this one also wants to talk to them."
Qiao Mobai read the information intently, and quickly found out a few local tyrants with mines, and also found a large agricultural family that provided food for the upper class of the interstellar.
It has to be said that the prisoners in the Lion Prison cover all the popular industries in the interstellar world.After reading the entire information, the people on Earth are a little bit stuck.
Looking up at the sky, he asked.
"Am I the poorest in this prison?"
Zeng Dong gave him a cold and ruthless look: "You are not stupid enough to die."
The earthlings without personnel touched their noses and laughed dryly without shame; "How can you blame me, it must be that God favors me, and let a poor man like me even go to prison at the level of Elliston."
"Elliston?"
"That is a well-known business school, which is on the same level as your Lion Prison on our planet."
"Let's go, let's talk to these guys too. I don't know if any local tyrants are willing to provide the cost of these things."
Qiao Mobai quickly changed the subject, and ran away with the information.
Leaving Zeng Dong standing there alone, looking at the documents in his hand, thinking about the strange words he just said.
The 27 prisoners were gathered together and sat together.
The list Qiao Mobai needed was also listed one by one, and everyone had a copy.
"Can these really kill bugs?"
Looking at the extremely simple request for materials, everyone wondered if Qiao Mobai hadn't woken up yet.
"Cheng Xiaohe, take out the footage we recorded last time."
Last time, the robots that Cheng Xiaohe prepared for each of them had their own shooting functions, and they had already captured all the actions of their four teams along the way.
"Okay!"
According to legend, someone who had everything confiscated by the military quickly took out his equipment, and soon the pictures of them on the Zombie Planet appeared in front of everyone.
The pictures they took before were quickly projected on the huge light curtain.
It was the first time for the rest of the prisoners in the prison to see such a clear picture of the Zerg.
When Qiao Mobai appeared in the camera, everyone held their breath, looking at the lump that the man took out from his backpack and threw it in front of a third-level Zerg.
Soon, the state of the bug in the picture made several criminals with mines at home lower their heads and fiddle with the terminals on their wrists with glowing eyes.
A series of light curtains lit up, and Qiao Mobai crossed his arms and looked at the scene, then turned to look at the people around him: "Didn't you say that the terminals in the prison are blocked?"
What's the situation, why can everyone contact if they want to?
Ah Gou took a sip of coffee and looked No. [-] up and down in disbelief; "Even robots know that human beings are creatures that will save themselves, don't you know?"
The earthling who was despised by the robot squinted at the coffee in his hand; "Because I'm naive, can't I?""
All the evil aliens are holding back, Qiao Mobai really thought they were at a dead end.
"...Naive means stupid, right?" Behind him, Agou raised his head and looked at Xifeng innocently.
"Don't talk, drink your coffee." If you continue, humans will dismantle the machine with bare hands.
The face of the earthlings has turned into a puffer fish because of eavesdropping.
The video prepared by Cheng Xiaohe was very convincing, and soon several prisoners who had a mine at home took Wen Jiuhuai away to discuss the issue of goods.
Those who have a food market at home, looked at the people present and ran over to drag Zeng Dong away to discuss.
Unrelated people, Cheng Xiaohe, Bai Ding, Qiao Mobai, and the three robots are all people who eat melons.
The people who eat melons began to patrol the prisons that had been extinguished, and began to look for any missing places.
Soon, they found a good thing.
The six squatted directly on the side of the road, twelve eyes looking in the same direction, it was a wooden stool that hadn't been fully burned.
"Is this thing really edible?"
On the wooden stool, a dark object with a strange smell was placed there.
The only person on earth who understood raised the small wooden stick and poked the black thing open.
The fiery red fruit wrapped in it instantly caught everyone's eyes.
The strange smell made Bai Ding stretch out his hand impatiently, grabbed the red food and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hiss, it's so hot! I'll give you a taste first!"
Bai Ding bared his teeth when the food was hot, and his whole face changed so quickly that people couldn't tell whether it was delicious or not.
Agou swallowed, resisting the impulse in his heart.
Qiao Mobai has already grabbed a piece and put it on the tip of his tongue. The unique sweet taste of sweet potatoes makes people on earth close their eyes happily.
Seeing his expression, the other aliens who were waiting were relieved and began to share their food.
The people on earth closed their eyes and tasted it carefully.Nodding happily; "That's right, this is the material used to kill insect mothers."
The aliens squatting in place, eating in their mouths, and holding sweet potatoes in their hands were eating happily. When they heard this sentence, their brains froze, and they turned around and started to vomit in the next second.
Someone calmly picked up the remaining sweet potato, continued to put it in his mouth, and looked around with disdain: "Oh, there is not a single alien who can fight."
All the aliens glared at this unscrupulous earthling, and beat up the earthling for the reputation of the alien.
Outside, and within the Star Alliance, many parents with children at home suddenly received messages from their sons/grandsons during the meeting.
The bigwigs from all walks of life who were being tortured by the long meeting were shocked when they saw the content of the communication clearly. After reconfirming the content of the short dozen words, they couldn't sit still anymore.
Suan Zangchong closed the terminal, looked around at the drowsy people who had already been tortured by the meeting, and raised his hands indifferently.
The host who was excited about the speech on the high platform glanced at him.
"Cough... I'm sorry everyone... Cough cough... Cough... I'm not as healthy as you young people when I'm old. I'll go see the family doctor first... Please send me the meeting content directly by email."
After Suan Zangchong finished speaking, he coughed violently. The personal guard guarding the door rushed in soon after hearing the movement, lifted him up from his seat with a solemn face, and wanted to take him out for medical treatment.
"Just hold on, hold on, cough, cough, cough..." Suan Zangchong covered his heart, and coughed violently again.
The subordinate didn't delay any longer, and the four people in the front, back, left and right used the fastest speed to move the person out of the conference room carefully and smoothly.
The door to the conference room opened and closed.
Those drowsy people in the room were all woken up by this commotion, and looked around for many years at their old enemies or best friends for no apparent reason.
They all have the same meaning in their eyes.
"Is it true that the surname is counted? Or are you looking for an excuse to slip away?"
Everyone shook their heads silently. What happened just now was too fast, and they didn't realize it.
The door of the meeting room was closed, and the person who was supported by the guards, who was half out of breath, suddenly stood up straight, pushed away the guards who were supporting him, and all the strength in his body seemed to have returned.
He walked forward in stride, giving orders while walking.
"Find out all the information about all the mine veins in the family, and those who have mines in various low-level families, all send me a message, and tell them in the name of me, and tell them that from today, I will buy mines. Water moon stone, unlimited purchase.
As soon as the words were spoken, a nimble cheetah ran out of the flames with a wet blanket in its mouth.
The cheetah ran all the way up to the three of them, threw the blanket it was biting on hard, and dropped it at Zeng Dong's feet, his eyes beckoning them to follow quickly.
On the grass outside the restaurant, Qiao Mobai raised his hands high, grasped the lower edge of his jacket with force, took off his white T in one breath, and threw it into the sea of flames not far away.
On the grass, all the prisoners saw this scene and lowered their heads one after another. All the living people were taking off their clothes one by one and throwing them into the flames.
Only take it off to the body, leaving only the last shorts that block the key position.
Among the prisoners in Area [-], there was a criminal with black-rimmed glasses and a haircut parted in the middle, who looked particularly abnormal among a group of people who were about to strip off.
"Then who?" Qiao Mobai put one hand on the peak of his eyebrows, squinting his eyes to look at the well-clothed person in the middle of a white body.
"I remember his last name? I'll go find him." Wen Jiuhuai looked at the man, vaguely remembering seeing him at a family gathering.
"Wait, he's starting to take off."
Qiao Mobai pulled back the person who had gone out, and raised his chin to signal him to look over.
The figure in the black tracksuit, covering from the neck to the instep, began to pull down the zipper.
One piece, two pieces, three pieces, Qiao Mobai's eyelids twitched, watching the black figure gradually turn white and black.
"Uh..." The shirtless young man in the middle had thrown the last piece of cloth into the sea of flames.
After seeing the small piece of fabric burned clean by the fire, he turned around with his hands on his hips and the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose.
Black Forest led his younger brother and greeted everyone present politely.
The crowd watching in the distance coughed secretly and turned around pretending to be blind.
Cheng Xiaohe shook his head like a rattle, and before he fainted, he finally shook the picture he had just seen out of his mind, holding the only remaining cloth on his body.
"Brother Qiao, are you sure this method really works?"
Cheng Xiaohe clutched his short underwear, and there was nowhere to place his eyes.
"Anyway, the house is burned, and if you burn a few more clothes, you will be jailed for at most two years. It's okay, anyway, you interstellar people have a long life span."
Speaking of which, if he is sentenced to prison again this time, in terms of life imprisonment, he is an earthling, and he will live to be reincarnated when he is seven or eighty years old.
"By the way, brother Wen, what is the average life expectancy of your family?" The short-lived earthling suddenly changed the subject.
Wen Jiuhuai turned his head puzzled, stared at him for a while before speaking: "Some live to three hundred and some live to thirty."
"Three hundred? Damn!! Then after I die, you can still fall in love three times and get married five times!"
The lifelines of aliens have been evolved. Qiao Mobai held Wen Jiuhuai's palm and looked at the lifeline in his palm.
The long, clean lines run across the half of the palm all the way to the wrist.
"Tsk, please go away, elder brother Longevity, I'm a little angry."
After Qiao Mobai finished speaking, he quickly walked up to the temporary high platform built before, wearing boxer shorts, and looking at the people who were dressed in the same clothes below with his hands on his hips, he shouted vigorously in his dantian.
"Now, everyone is free to form a pair with the person on the left, and then start to check each other's body! Any doubts and abnormalities must be raised!"
The people standing in groups of three or four below heard that they looked around one after another, and then made the same gestures according to his request in a daze.
The brother who was assigned to stand in front of the Black Forest Brothers was Xifeng who was smoking secretly in the corner.
The No. [-] prison guard was full of vicissitudes, looked at the forest and took a deep breath of cigarettes, the unique aroma of tobacco permeated his chest: "You are doing very well."
In the eyes of Xifeng, a robot who survived countless battlefields, only this criminal's choice was correct.
"Thank you." Black Forest pushed his eyes on the bridge of his nose, but he didn't smile at all because of the robot prison guard's praise.
On the high platform, Qiao Mobai stood with his hands behind his back and looked at the people who were constantly checking below.
But it was the first time for everyone to do this kind of inspection, and many of them were not familiar with each other, so the atmosphere on the entire grass field became weird for a while.
Qiao Mobai frowned, watching Qifeng getting more and more strange, and looked down at Wen Jiuhuai who was standing under the high platform: "Brother Wen, you go, teach them how to check, stare at each of them, make sure every Everyone was checked out."
In the dark night, the fire illuminated every figure. The three of Zeng Dong were brought out by the cheetah, and they saw this strange scene before them.
The three were neatly dressed and fully armed.
A group of people who had just been inspected by their companions and stared at by Wen Jiuhuai with death eyes.Inadvertently looked up.
Seeing the three big living people, the people who just finished the inspection didn't know who took the lead, and pointed at Butch's face; "Brothers! Go! Strip them all!"
"Oh oh oh oh oh!!"
"Treat everyone equally! Come up and help!"
Countless voices rushed up, surrounding the three intact humans.
Sunflower was awakened by the noise, and got up from the back of the high platform in a daze. She broke away from the sleepy Guazi and looked at the picture in front of her, muttering, "Is it going to be live again?"
The fingers made of two leaves quickly took out the mobile phone, opened the live broadcast software, and aimed the camera at the most lively scene in the crowd.
The audience who received the text message reminder could not be caught off guard to see this scene.
"My God, I'm blind."
Watching Zeng Dong being forcibly stripped naked, and unable to resist, audience B gasped; "I'm blind too, wait, take a screenshot first and then go blind."
"Tsk, they are really ridiculous! I like it."
"A lot of men..."
and many more……
"Why did I hear the sentence upstairs differently?"
"It's definitely a car."
Qiao Mobai was unable to join the scene because he was on a high platform, so he could only watch the tragedy of his companions from above.
When he was watching vigorously, he caught a glimpse of the sunflower in the corner of the high platform raising his mobile phone high, with eyebrows like that, he quickly rushed down with his legs, and took the mobile phone it was holding: "What are you doing, how can this kind of picture be Shoot it in, this is a healthy live broadcast APP, do you understand!"
If his studio is removed from the shelves, then he will eat steamed sunflowers.
The earth cannot shut down the live broadcast, and the owner of the live broadcast APP, who has been investigated by the weird department for a long time, nestled in his independent office of [-] square meters, holding his mobile phone and crying for the first time.
From today onwards, he will never burn incense against the anchor again, the anchor is really a good person!
The sunflower from the alien planet gave him a blank look, "I don't understand."
"Hahahahaha, Xiaori's answer is right! Our mental bodies don't need to understand this!"
"Anchor, don't forget about us when you enjoy your own eyesight, everyone should enjoy the blessing together, okay?"
The audience in the live broadcast room were dissatisfied with the anchor's selfish behavior, and expressed their dissatisfaction in the comments.
Qiao Mobai caught a glimpse of this scene, curled his lips and sneered, and raised the camera to focus on the burning fire behind him: "Okay, come over and feel the feeling of being roasted by the fire, and after feeling it, I will show you the scene of Brother Wen running wildly in his underwear .”
"puff……"
In front of the mobile phone camera, some viewers covered their mouths when they saw the black face behind Qiao Mobai.
There are also people who are not afraid of death, insisting on watching the miserable scene of the anchor, and typing in the comment area: "The anchor said beautifully, if you have the ability, let Brother Wen dance Thomas for everyone, as long as you can do it, from today onwards you It's my brother, your dad is my dad!"
Qiao Mobai has never been a calm person. Whenever he sees a provocation, he jumps his feet and raises his middle finger to the screen: "Don't do this, I am the only baby in my Qiao family. You have the ability to call me Dad!"
Audience: "If you have the ability, let Brother Wen call you dad, and I will follow suit!"
The rest of the people "..."
"No, are we using it so big?"
"Inexplicably becoming the anchor's son, I don't want to recognize my father too much."
"I don't want to."
"I don't think so either, why is this so strange."
"Yes, it's so playful."
"Ugh..." The boss of the live broadcast room just wiped away his tears and looked at the screen, but he couldn't help but look down and vomit again when he saw the word Ye on the screen.
As an unlucky boss who has been investigated countless times by the weird department, he almost memorized the viewer ID who can open this live broadcast room.
A group of old men are here to show their cuteness and shout "Yeah".
"vomit……"
Qiao Mobai was used to these unreliable audiences, so he picked up his mobile phone and prepared to find someone with high morale.
"You wait, I'll ask Brother Wen to do the splits for you right away!"
He is going to teach the aliens now that Thomas is a kind of lofty behavior, as long as all the foolish people follow along, Brother Wen will definitely follow suit.
The phone was put down, and the face of the man standing opposite was revealed. Qiao Mobai looked at the alien who was within a meter away from him, blinked, and quickly put away the mobile phone with high fighting spirit, showing a bright smile on his face ;"Brother, I thought of a good way to exercise everyone's body, do you want to try it?"
"Thomas?" The body that approached suddenly took the black spiritual body in his palm.
Wen Jiuhuai looked at the text bouncing on the screen of the spiritual body, raised his eyes and looked at the person in front of him who was pretending to be stupid with a half-smile: "Mo Bai seems to like Thomas very much, this is the first time I've heard of such a thing, why don't you give it to me?" I will demonstrate it once so that everyone can experience it.”
Qiao Mobai: "Hehe, do you believe me when I say I'm joking?"
The alien held up the culprit and motioned him to read the text on it.
In the comment area, all the audience had the same attitude and typed the same two words on the keyboard one after another.
"Do not believe."
The characters are square and round, and the Song typeface invented by the earthlings is clear enough for aliens to understand.
"Brother, everything has been checked over there, what shall we do next?"
Zhou Quan was busy supervising all the mental bodies at night, and rushed to the dining hall as soon as he finished his work.
From a distance, I saw brother Wenwen standing with Qiao Mobai, and ran over quickly.
"Zhou Quan came just in time. There are still some small details that need your help."
Qiao Mobai grabbed Zhou Quan, who was about to come, and pulled him away in a serious manner. Before leaving, he didn't forget to leave the culprit behind.
A black mobile phone shell was thrown into the head of a one-meter-tall sunflower: "Xiao Ri, you continue the live broadcast, and I will discuss with Zhou Quan what is left behind in the prison."
After speaking, he put oil on the soles of his feet and ran fast.
Holding the lost and recovered mobile phone, Xiaori blinked her melon eyes, and after a few seconds, she looked at the humans who hadn't left yet: "Did my master do something embarrassing again?"
Wen Jiuhuai looked sideways and lowered his eyes, looked at its big head, laughed out loud and reached out to rub its head, rubbing off the melon seeds all over the ground: "Your master's behavior just now is a guilty conscience, and a good mental body cannot be imitated."
"Oh." Xiaori hugged her phone, nodded obediently, and raised her head again the next second: "Seeing that you are as miserable as me, let me tell you a secret!"
Wen Jiuhuai raised his eyebrows, squatted down and looked at it: "Secret? Your master's?"
Xiao Ri nodded sharply, looked around to make sure no one had noticed them, and then whispered to her; "Xiao Qiao put some things under your balcony, he said they were his treasures, and he would use them to deal with you in the future."
Baby, against him?Wen Jiuhuai heard the words, his eyes darkened, his face remained unchanged, and he swept across a field of melon seeds on the ground, this time he gently pinched the sunflower's small green leafy hand: "Thank you for telling me this secret, I will let you know in the future If you need help with anything, you can come to me."
"Is everything okay?" Xiao Ri looked forward to it.
"As long as I can do it, I can do anything."
"We won't tell Xiao Qiao about this, shall we?"
Wen Jiuhuai laughed out loud: "Of course."
As expected of that person's mental body, this kind of temper that has done bad things and has to be guaranteed is exactly the same.
The neglected viewers in the live broadcast room silently watched the grass scene on the screen, as well as the dialogue that did not avoid them from beginning to end.
"So, should we tell anchor No. [-] about this?"
"Come on, anyway, the anchor talks like fart, and he can forget it just by making a bet with us. Then we can learn from him and forget little things."
"That's right, not only are the aliens curious, but I'm also curious about what the anchor is hiding under other people's balconies."
"Tsk, this way of hiding things is really amazing, and I have a new choice for my pocket money!"
"My spiritual food also has a new home!"
"My poster CD can also be changed!"
"Let us wait quietly, waiting for the day when the host's secret is discovered."
Unscrupulous anchors don't know it, and their audiences are becoming increasingly unscrupulous.
The fire inside the Lion Prison burned all night. When the sky was dawning, Lu Chuyun took a spaceship and landed in the sky above the Lion Prison.
"Colonel, don't you plan to go down? Those prisoners may not be dead yet."
The fire last night had already been confirmed by radar scans from above.
The information passed on also reached Lu Chuyun's hands as early as last night.
On the spaceship, Lu Chuyun looked down at the prison with broken tiles and walls with a gloomy face, "Don't open the hatch! Keep an eye on all the doors, if they dare to escape the prison, they will be suppressed by force!"
At that time, it will be said that their crime is jailbreak, and all the behaviors of the robots in the prison are determined independently according to the instructions in the brain.
"But..." The subordinate thought of the meeting at the alliance headquarters.
After the failure of the meeting yesterday, the higher-ups have not yet decided how to deal with these people. If they let them go, then as the person in charge of the Lion Prison, Colonel Lu will definitely be responsible.
"Don't worry, get out of here!"
A man with a livid face on the spaceship accidentally caught a glimpse of the spirit body squatting in the corner from the corner of his eye, and his face became even darker. He asked his subordinates to quickly start the spaceship and leave here as soon as possible.
If it weren't for this damn accusation, he wouldn't even take a look. Since they were still alive, he wasn't interested in going down to say hello to them. It would be better to leave this strange place that might be full of viruses quickly.
Below, in the open space of the cafeteria of the Lion Prison, several prisoners in shorts were lying on the ground sleeping.
When the spaceship appeared above them, some of the newly awakened prisoners quickly noticed it.
"You said, did this spaceship come to pick us up after seeing the fire?" a prisoner asked.
"Maybe it's to see if we're dead." Qiao Mobai opened his eyes and glanced at the face that appeared above him angrily, "Is your leg broken?"
A certain alien who was used as a pillow all night, with red lips and white teeth, and a sunny smile; "It's not broken, you can continue to sleep."
"Then you continue to sit." Qiao Mobai arched his head on the human pillow under his body, and after waking up, he couldn't sleep and grabbed one of the alien's palms to play with.
Putting his five chicken feet on it, Qiao Mobai gestured curiously at the gap between the two: "It seems that there is not much difference."
Wen Jiuhuai, who sat and rested all night, looked at the mischievous palm in the palm of his hand that was grasped, and dotingly let the other party pinch the palm to force it to exceed his size.
"I'm a few years older than you, so a little older."
The aliens kindly and considerately took the initiative to make excuses.
"Maybe it's because you ate too much food when you were young, and you had excess nutrition." Qiao Mobai used to dislike that he was not tall, and it must be because he didn't drink milk seriously when he was young.
"It's going to rain in the future, you protect me from the rain." This is how I grow tall.
"it is good."
A good answer also dissatisfied the people on Earth, so they got up and pinched the other person's face and pulled it domineeringly; "Is it okay to say everything I say, and have some principles, okay?"
The alien whose face was stretched into shape was not angry at all, and looked at him with a smile on his face and lost his temper; "You are not allowed to take off your clothes in front of people other than me."
"Hehe." Qiao Mobai let go of his hand, and hummed a few times in agreement.
Wake up and wake up, fell asleep after sleeping, got up and watched the scene of the aircraft leaving in the sky.
"Look, the people up there won't come down."
On the ground, the rest of the prisoners saw this scene, and their original expectations gradually turned into disappointment.
"Mobai, what shall we do next?"
When Cheng Xiaohe came out of the dining hall, all the houses were burned clean, but the dining hall was preserved, and the robot prison guards provided them with food bags on time early in the morning.
The person who took a food bag from Cheng Xiao He lowered his head and took a sip before he had time to say, "Let's escape from prison."
After checking all night, as long as the eggs are not so metamorphosed that they are not afraid of fire, then the rest of them will definitely not have eggs.
Besides, if that thing was really not afraid of fire, they would have been infected all over by now.
"Where are we going? With so many of us, even if we leave here, we will be arrested soon if we are discovered by the outside world."
Cheng Xiaohe felt that this method was too impulsive. There were so many of them, no matter where they appeared, they were a huge source of moving targets.
"Brother Wen, does your family have any large fighter jets that can transport us all at once?"
Qiao Mobai looked at Wen Jiuhuai who was walking over, and asked.
The man who picked up a bag of food nodded; "After we have escaped from prison, I am afraid that the Alliance Headquarters will not let it go."
The earthlings held their chins to consider this question.
After a few seconds, he asked: "If we escape to the planet where the worm mother is, will the alliance still hold us accountable?"
Prisoner No. 13 in the second area passed by. Hearing this sentence, he was stunned for a second, then looked at the person who spoke, and ran over in the next second: "Want to escape? Take me!"
Qiao Mobai looked at the man with a monkey on his shoulder; "We're thinking about going to the Mother Zombie Planet, do you want to join us too?"
"Just go, I'm afraid of the hair, labor and management have been imprisoned for several years because of this idiot, and now they have to pay for the bugs, everyone treats me like dough, how can I be worthy of the title of criminal if I don't escape once!"
He spoke loudly to Qianqian, and everyone who was busy eating breakfast looked up one after another, first looking at the source of the sound.
Think again about what you just heard.
The grievance of being forced to go to jail, and the unexplainable status quo after being wronged, made every prisoner present angry.
"I'll go too! Zong Xing is Zong Xing! If labor and management don't kill that Zong mother, I will take its surname!"
"And me! Anyone dares to slander me, I won't come back until I beat the bug mother until it explodes!"
"Take me!"
"I!"
"I!"
"I also need to go!"
On the grass, after last night and the visit from the aircraft just now, everyone clearly understood one thing.
As long as they stay here honestly and quietly, nothing will change, nothing will happen, and no one will defend them. They belong to a group of people who have been abandoned by the world.
Countless ardent eyes fell on Qiao Mobai, and the people on Earth faced so many prisoners who were about to stare at him with burning eyes: "Think carefully before going, we will die at any time."
"Death is death. I have voluntarily gone to prison for the interstellar people. It is no big deal to die again."
"That's right, if we get rid of that old pervert, Mother Worm, my grave will definitely be trampled to pieces, and someone will remember me in another 500 years."
"Hahahahaha, don't tell me, Lao Xi, this method is really good! The name will last for a thousand years, my family also wants this kind of honor!"
"Don't grab anyone, give me this opportunity!"
The tense atmosphere was soon overwhelmed by a group of topics such as whose grave would be trampled worse, so that it was impossible to continue to be serious.
While everyone was discussing in groups of three or four, Qiao Mobai pulled Wen Jiuhuai aside and asked in a low voice; "I borrowed your fighter jet to escape from prison, how many years will I be sentenced to if I catch it?"
Wen Jiuhuai; "I can pay someone to remodel Area [-] into any home you want."
Qiao Mobai was silent.
It seems that once caught, it is the rhythm of life in prison.
"Maybe if we go this time, we will die there directly and be charged with crimes. Don't you have any other ideas?"
"Actually, you can have other thoughts. It's one thing to like me, and another thing to have other thoughts. I like you, but I don't want you to become selfless because of this reason." Qiao Mobai was a little irritable She scratched her hair; "That's right, you are still you, the Wen Jiuhuai that everyone adores or fears, don't change yourself for me."
Recently, he feels that he is almost spoiled. No matter what he wants to do, the other party will be the first to support him by his side.
But after a long time, he began to doubt whether Wen Jiuhuai supported him because his decision was right, or just because he liked him, so he let himself go.
Wen Jiuhuai looked at the cautious and tentative face in front of him, listening to his rambling explanations.
It was obviously a trivial matter, but in order not to think too much about it, I tried my best to explain it to him, just so that he wouldn't have to pay too much attention to it.
This kind of silly and positive person never knows how charming he is.
"You speak very well, there is no problem, and every time you ask me before making a decision, of course there is a reason for liking you, so I support all the whimsical topics you raise. "
Wen Jiuhuai saw that the other party's face had turned into a bitter gourd, and chuckled softly: "But the premise of my support for you is that your plan has room for implementation and remediation, so I will support you. "
The earthling's face was almost tangled into a bun, "Really?"
"Really, do you think I'm the kind of man who would get dizzy just because he likes you?" Wen Jiuhuai raised his eyebrows, as if he would get angry if he answered wrongly.
The speed of this immediate change of face made the earthlings hold their beating hearts and shake their heads decisively: "Of course not!"
He is a bit good-looking, but he hasn't reached the point of causing disaster to the country and the people.
"That's fine, don't think about these useless things, talk about your plan to go to the insect planet."
With so many people leaving, you can't rush to the place where the worm mother is to rescue him like he did last time. The reason why he came back alive that time was because Colonel Ye Xi arrived in time.
"Pesticide."
The last time I went to Zerg Star, the insecticide Qiao Mobai made privately was effective, but because the dosage was too small, it could only stop those low-level Zerg races. To deal with the insect mothers, they needed a lot of medicine.
"You make a list, and I'll figure it out."
Qiao Mobai shook his head, "No, the dose is too large and it is difficult for you to find all the materials by yourself, and I am not sure that these things can be found, let's work together."
Wen Jiuhuai: "Give me an approximate amount."
"Thirty tons, I want ten tons of boric acid, ten tons of potatoes or jam is also fine."
The food is okay, and you can buy it if you think of a way, but buying ten tons of boric acid at one time, even Wen Jiuhuai can't fulfill this requirement.
Qiao Mobai dug out the remaining high school chemistry knowledge in his mind, "I can't get boric acid, borax, yellow moon sand, moon stone sand, October, these are also fine."
"These are raw material ores, and we can use them to make boric acid finished products. In short, the more materials, the better."
"In the prison, there are prisoners from a medical family. He should have this thing."
Behind the two of them, a calm voice suddenly sounded.
The two turned their heads, and Zeng Dong stood there expressionlessly.
The red-eyed cyborg raised the file folder in his hand: "This is what I took out from the underground, all the personal data of the prisoners."
"Does the medical family make medicine? Or treat diseases?" Qiao Mobai leaned over to look at the information in his hand.
"There is no separation of medicine and medicine, even if it is to treat diseases, he will definitely find a way."
"Successful? It's from Area [-]."
Qiao Mobai looked at the document. On a black and white photo the size of a thumb in the upper left corner, there was a young man wearing black-rimmed glasses with a dull expression.
"I seem to have seen this last night?" Qiao Mobai pointed to the photo, and quickly remembered why he saw this person last night: "Ah! It's him! That person who is undressing in a serious manner!"
At that time, he asked everyone to throw their extra clothes into the sea of fire, and everyone naturally left the last piece of underwear.
Only this guy who looked like a student wearing black-rimmed glasses took off all his clothes, even got a knife out of nowhere, sat on the ground and shaved off his hair.
When he was doing these things, his expression was so serious that Qiao Mobai thought he was going to commit suicide. Zhou Quan stared at him, and would save people as soon as he jumped into the flames.
"I'll go find him."
Wen Jiuhuai also remembered the person who behaved abnormally last night, so he turned around and went to the dining hall to find someone.
The other two were left to continue searching for the prisoners' files.
"This one, this one also wants to talk to them."
Qiao Mobai read the information intently, and quickly found out a few local tyrants with mines, and also found a large agricultural family that provided food for the upper class of the interstellar.
It has to be said that the prisoners in the Lion Prison cover all the popular industries in the interstellar world.After reading the entire information, the people on Earth are a little bit stuck.
Looking up at the sky, he asked.
"Am I the poorest in this prison?"
Zeng Dong gave him a cold and ruthless look: "You are not stupid enough to die."
The earthlings without personnel touched their noses and laughed dryly without shame; "How can you blame me, it must be that God favors me, and let a poor man like me even go to prison at the level of Elliston."
"Elliston?"
"That is a well-known business school, which is on the same level as your Lion Prison on our planet."
"Let's go, let's talk to these guys too. I don't know if any local tyrants are willing to provide the cost of these things."
Qiao Mobai quickly changed the subject, and ran away with the information.
Leaving Zeng Dong standing there alone, looking at the documents in his hand, thinking about the strange words he just said.
The 27 prisoners were gathered together and sat together.
The list Qiao Mobai needed was also listed one by one, and everyone had a copy.
"Can these really kill bugs?"
Looking at the extremely simple request for materials, everyone wondered if Qiao Mobai hadn't woken up yet.
"Cheng Xiaohe, take out the footage we recorded last time."
Last time, the robots that Cheng Xiaohe prepared for each of them had their own shooting functions, and they had already captured all the actions of their four teams along the way.
"Okay!"
According to legend, someone who had everything confiscated by the military quickly took out his equipment, and soon the pictures of them on the Zombie Planet appeared in front of everyone.
The pictures they took before were quickly projected on the huge light curtain.
It was the first time for the rest of the prisoners in the prison to see such a clear picture of the Zerg.
When Qiao Mobai appeared in the camera, everyone held their breath, looking at the lump that the man took out from his backpack and threw it in front of a third-level Zerg.
Soon, the state of the bug in the picture made several criminals with mines at home lower their heads and fiddle with the terminals on their wrists with glowing eyes.
A series of light curtains lit up, and Qiao Mobai crossed his arms and looked at the scene, then turned to look at the people around him: "Didn't you say that the terminals in the prison are blocked?"
What's the situation, why can everyone contact if they want to?
Ah Gou took a sip of coffee and looked No. [-] up and down in disbelief; "Even robots know that human beings are creatures that will save themselves, don't you know?"
The earthling who was despised by the robot squinted at the coffee in his hand; "Because I'm naive, can't I?""
All the evil aliens are holding back, Qiao Mobai really thought they were at a dead end.
"...Naive means stupid, right?" Behind him, Agou raised his head and looked at Xifeng innocently.
"Don't talk, drink your coffee." If you continue, humans will dismantle the machine with bare hands.
The face of the earthlings has turned into a puffer fish because of eavesdropping.
The video prepared by Cheng Xiaohe was very convincing, and soon several prisoners who had a mine at home took Wen Jiuhuai away to discuss the issue of goods.
Those who have a food market at home, looked at the people present and ran over to drag Zeng Dong away to discuss.
Unrelated people, Cheng Xiaohe, Bai Ding, Qiao Mobai, and the three robots are all people who eat melons.
The people who eat melons began to patrol the prisons that had been extinguished, and began to look for any missing places.
Soon, they found a good thing.
The six squatted directly on the side of the road, twelve eyes looking in the same direction, it was a wooden stool that hadn't been fully burned.
"Is this thing really edible?"
On the wooden stool, a dark object with a strange smell was placed there.
The only person on earth who understood raised the small wooden stick and poked the black thing open.
The fiery red fruit wrapped in it instantly caught everyone's eyes.
The strange smell made Bai Ding stretch out his hand impatiently, grabbed the red food and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Hiss, it's so hot! I'll give you a taste first!"
Bai Ding bared his teeth when the food was hot, and his whole face changed so quickly that people couldn't tell whether it was delicious or not.
Agou swallowed, resisting the impulse in his heart.
Qiao Mobai has already grabbed a piece and put it on the tip of his tongue. The unique sweet taste of sweet potatoes makes people on earth close their eyes happily.
Seeing his expression, the other aliens who were waiting were relieved and began to share their food.
The people on earth closed their eyes and tasted it carefully.Nodding happily; "That's right, this is the material used to kill insect mothers."
The aliens squatting in place, eating in their mouths, and holding sweet potatoes in their hands were eating happily. When they heard this sentence, their brains froze, and they turned around and started to vomit in the next second.
Someone calmly picked up the remaining sweet potato, continued to put it in his mouth, and looked around with disdain: "Oh, there is not a single alien who can fight."
All the aliens glared at this unscrupulous earthling, and beat up the earthling for the reputation of the alien.
Outside, and within the Star Alliance, many parents with children at home suddenly received messages from their sons/grandsons during the meeting.
The bigwigs from all walks of life who were being tortured by the long meeting were shocked when they saw the content of the communication clearly. After reconfirming the content of the short dozen words, they couldn't sit still anymore.
Suan Zangchong closed the terminal, looked around at the drowsy people who had already been tortured by the meeting, and raised his hands indifferently.
The host who was excited about the speech on the high platform glanced at him.
"Cough... I'm sorry everyone... Cough cough... Cough... I'm not as healthy as you young people when I'm old. I'll go see the family doctor first... Please send me the meeting content directly by email."
After Suan Zangchong finished speaking, he coughed violently. The personal guard guarding the door rushed in soon after hearing the movement, lifted him up from his seat with a solemn face, and wanted to take him out for medical treatment.
"Just hold on, hold on, cough, cough, cough..." Suan Zangchong covered his heart, and coughed violently again.
The subordinate didn't delay any longer, and the four people in the front, back, left and right used the fastest speed to move the person out of the conference room carefully and smoothly.
The door to the conference room opened and closed.
Those drowsy people in the room were all woken up by this commotion, and looked around for many years at their old enemies or best friends for no apparent reason.
They all have the same meaning in their eyes.
"Is it true that the surname is counted? Or are you looking for an excuse to slip away?"
Everyone shook their heads silently. What happened just now was too fast, and they didn't realize it.
The door of the meeting room was closed, and the person who was supported by the guards, who was half out of breath, suddenly stood up straight, pushed away the guards who were supporting him, and all the strength in his body seemed to have returned.
He walked forward in stride, giving orders while walking.
"Find out all the information about all the mine veins in the family, and those who have mines in various low-level families, all send me a message, and tell them in the name of me, and tell them that from today, I will buy mines. Water moon stone, unlimited purchase.
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