live in jail [interstellar]

"I didn't expect Qiao Mobai to enter the school."

After saving the search content as favorites, the two colleagues looked at the content on the screen and sighed.

For more than half a year, they have already investigated everything about this person from birth to the present, and the higher-ups also want to know why there are so many people in this world, why the person who can travel through is Qiao Mobai .

But after some hard investigation, it was found that this person was an ordinary happy family of three from childhood to adulthood, and there was nothing extraordinary about him.

After careful selection, it is probably the face that is good enough to enter the entertainment circle and become an idol.

Just such a person, traveling through time and space to reach the world of aliens, they watched his frantic life through the live broadcast every day, worried that he would die at any time, and wondered why he was not dead yet.

"Looking at his life every day, I want to go through time." The colleague sat on the chair, holding the mobile phone and looking at the picture there.

"I haven't seen Hi-tech a few times, why doesn't the boss let us mention him in the live broadcast?" Chu Fan was the first employee to take over this special job.

Obviously many times they can use this kid's live broadcast to inquire about the existence of alien planets, and maybe even find out the location of that planet, but the boss just doesn't allow anyone to leave a message in the live broadcast comment area.

Once discovered, he will be expelled directly and will not be allowed to enter this industry again.

Everyone signed a non-disclosure agreement before coming in. Who would not want to enter here to do a big business, who would have thought that they would watch live broadcasts every day.

"Don't talk nonsense. You don't see much new technology. If George Ann hadn't saved your life last month, you wouldn't be qualified to say such big things here now."

Mentioning the real alien, Chu Fan curled his lips, "He has such a skill that he didn't show it earlier, and he only helped me when I was about to die. If it is not my race, his heart must be different. The boss trusts this kid too much now. gone."

"Okay, okay, don't say a few words, it's not over yet, right?"

Another colleague who watched the live broadcast together heard his words, his face changed drastically, he quickly glanced at the office, and after confirming that there was no one else, he continued: "In the future, don't say such things in front of people, if you want to offend others, don't pull it." Get on me."

That was a life, and if it had not been for George Ann, he would have died long ago.

"Cut, coward." Chu Fan was not afraid of that alien.

In the live broadcast room, Qiao Mobai got a one-year long-leaf bamboo cypress, and every student in the class got a copy.

"Now put your hands on the plant and feel its power with your heart."

Qiao Mobai obeyed, put his hands on the plant, closed his eyes and felt the rough roots, tiny leaves, and dirt that hadn't been cleaned up under his hands.

He groped the thirty centimeter long plant from the beginning to the end, inside and out, and the earthling who didn't feel anything opened his eyes.

On the left, Wen Jiuhuai grasped the plant with his right hand, and twirled it between his fingers, and on the right, Zhou Quan had pulled off all the green leaves from the plant one by one.

Cheng Xiaohe on the left took out a small knife out of nowhere, and there was a mess in front of him, full of dead plants.

Qiao Mobai: "..."

"Mobai didn't feel the power?" Cheng Xiaohe, who was playing with the knife, felt his caring gaze, turned his head and glanced at the intact plant in his hand, and snatched it directly: "It seems that we don't have any pharmacists. Talent, why don't we change majors."

It's so boring here, before cutting off the plants, he also looked at all the girls in the classroom, none of them met his goal of choosing a mate.

"You wait for me for a while."

Qiao Mobai was not quite reconciled. He looked up and looked around. Everyone in the class was holding the same plant in their hands, but except for the four of them paddling, the movements of the others looked quite real.

The teacher on the podium heard the movement and glanced this way. Soon he saw the intact plant in Qiao Mobai's hand, and walked up with a raised eyebrow.

"Didn't sense it?"

Qiao Mobai nodded and shook his head, holding up the plant; "I don't know what I should sense."

It sounded like an MLM site, feeling money with his heart, but he could only smell the smell of the plant and know its name, but he didn't sense anything.

"It's your first time to attend class. It's normal that you can't understand the meaning of this sentence without learning induction." The pharmacist teacher looked past him, and fell on Wen Jiuhuai next to him: "Do you really want to learn pharmacist?"

"He wants to learn." Wen Jiuhuai raised his chin in Qiao Mobai's direction, "As for the three of us, we will leave after class."

"Well, I want to learn, can I?"

Qiao Mobai looked at the pharmacist teacher expectantly. He was really interested in this subject.

"I'll teach you once, first try to see if you can sense the presence of plants."

The teacher did not directly reject his request, but picked up the plant in his hand, put it in his palm, and signaled Qiao Mobai to reach out with his palm facing up; "Cover over my palm, tell me what you saw. "

Qiao Mobai looked at the plant lying in the opponent's palm, slowly raised his hand and placed it in the sky, the plant one centimeter below was still the same plant, and the clear black eyes of the earthlings reflected the green plant.

Soon, the original green plant stood up from the palm of the pharmacist teacher as if it had come to life. The branches and leaves were separated, and clumps of unknown substances were continuously separated from the tree.

"This is its structural composition, and the picture split from the inside. Through induction, we can see every moment of a plant from birth to death."

"This..." As soon as Qiao Mobai opened his mouth, the scene he saw just now disappeared completely, and what reappeared in front of his eyes was the hand, and the long-leaved bamboo and cypress in the palm of the hand was still lying there quietly as before.

"Pharmacists are born with a natural sensitivity to plants. I heard that you are a person from another planet. It is normal that you cannot sense this place. Don't feel disappointed."

The pharmacist teacher returned the plant to the other party, met Qiao Mobai's surprised eyes, and smiled mysteriously; "I have also heard your audio. It is a great ability, and it is more worthy of your long-term study than the pharmacist. Follow and learn."

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Qiao Mobai came out of the classroom dejectedly.

The three of them squatted at the back door of the classroom with him, "I can't sense that broken plant either. It's so easy to learn, and pharmacist is almost becoming a bad street job."

Cheng Xiaohe's way of comforting people is to smear them vigorously.

Qiao Mo rolled his eyes at him in vain: "If you think about it, you don't even know such a rotten job. Are you even worse?"

"Ah, my heart...!" Cheng Xiao He, who was stabbed instead of comforting him, cried while clutching his heart.

"You are better than them. The Pharmacists' Association is still studying drugs to reduce the damage to the mental body. You have found a way to comfort them." Wen Jiuhuai's comforting method is consistent with that of the pharmacist teacher.

"Honey, why are you so good at comforting me? You are worthy of being my partner." Qiao Mobai, who was still deeply suspicious of life one second, had already held Wen Jiuhuai's hand in the next second.

"Ouch..." Cheng Xiao He covered his mouth, swallowing back the nausea.

"Brother Wen, you said he felt like vomiting for three days, is he pregnant?" Qiao Mobai squinted at the vomiting guy, wondering if he was jealous that he had a partner.

Wen Jiuhuai pretended to look at his old neighbor a few times: "It's very possible, I remember that every person he dated since he was a child, ended up being dumped."

Maybe there is really something wrong with this kid.

"You fart! I broke up because I didn't want to be delayed in my studies. How could you know about me when you are a mother and child." Cheng Xiaohe, who was threatened by his eyes, squatted down again, hugging himself tightly, full of grievances.

This kind of other people's children are really annoying!He thought they could be brothers after the worm mother incident, but he really thought too much about it.

In his heart, this person is still the child who owes him a beating!never changed!

"You even know who he's dating? What kind of style does he like?" Qiao Mobai became interested in this kind of topic.

"I know this!" Zhou Quan raised his hands and answered: "In the first year I just came out, he dated a pretty little girl with long hair and double ponytails, and brought him back to his family as a guest, and then I saw his dad holding The broom beat him and his girlfriend together, and beat him badly, his face was swollen for a month."

That was the first time Zhou Quan saw human beings attacking human beings.Still playing such a ruthless scene.

"Tsk tsk tsk, your father is so cruel, why?" Qiao Mobai pushed the aggrieved person next to him to let him speak carefully.

"She's a man."

Recalling that ugly memory, Cheng Xiaohe grabbed Qiao Mobai's arm and shook it vigorously, wanting to cry but without tears: "Can you believe it? She looks so cute, and her voice is so sweet, every time I see her she wears Pretty little dress!"

Is it wrong for him to like beautiful things?No matter how you look at it, it is a beautiful thing to have a girlfriend like this in a relationship.

Someone ruffled his short hair pityingly, "It's too hurtful to be a big guy in women's clothing, but how did your father find out about him?"

"I invited him to drink my specially made drink. After drinking, she said that she was in a hurry to go to the bathroom. My dad lay in the bath and when she rushed in, she took off her skirt and took out the penis."

□□Facing the picture of his father, Qiao Mobai felt suffocated just thinking about it, and patted his shoulder comfortingly: "Sorry!"

Not being beaten to death by your father is already because of your blood relationship.

The class bell rang again, and students in twos and threes came back one after another. Qiao Mobai stood up from the ground and patted the dust on his clothes: "Let's go, let's do something talented if we are not talented."

God has closed a door for him, and will surely open a window for him elsewhere.

Back at Wen Jiuhuai's residence, Cheng Xiaohe found an excuse to go home so as not to disturb the world of the three of them.

Qiao Mobai collapsed on the sofa in a disfigured state, opened the terminal and logged on to the star network.

I haven't seen it for a long time, but the audio post I posted on Wen Jiuhuai's anonymous account has more than 1000 million clicks, 34 replies, and 61 bookmarks.

"Fuck me, is it because someone helped me to scan fake data?"

The increase in the data was astonishing. Qiao Mobai pulled Zhou Quan who was passing by, and Xingwang stuffed it over: "Zhou Quan, help me to see what these numbers are. I can't see clearly."

"What are you looking at? Clicks or replies?"

Zhou Quan looked at the posts on Xingwang, wondering what he wanted him to see.

"The number of times the post has been clicked." Qiao Mobai pointed to the leftmost number and asked him to read it.

"340 hits."

After confirming the number from someone else's mouth, Qiao Mobai patted his face lightly, "It hurts a bit."

So it's all true.

The fairy tales he casually told were actually used by countless people.

Qiao Mobai scratched his hair and clicked on this post.

His audio in the post has been set to the top by the administrator Xiaofeng Wanyue, and any visitor who enters the post can see the prompt at the top at first glance.

Qiao Mobai himself also turned on the earliest released audio, and his own voice was transmitted again through the terminal. The person on the sofa grabbed Zhou Quan: "Do you really think my audio is effective?"

"Well, it's very useful. Since I listen to your audio every day, Brother Wen and I have never had an attack again."

"Then what does your alliance headquarters mean to rely on my audio for treatment in the future? Are you not planning to study drugs or other methods?" But don't do that, he knows his own ability better than anyone else.

In the prison, every prisoner who has been comforted by him personally has a black heart cotton that has been comforted but cannot be cured. If everyone knows him, he will rebound after being suppressed for a long time in the future.

Qiao Mobai thought about the scene for a while, and quickly contacted Xiaofeng Canyue: "Xiaofeng, no one on Xingwang knows that I posted these audios, right?"

Xiaofeng Canyue suddenly heard this and didn't understand: "I know it's you, does the boss want to show up?"

Tourists who listened to the audio on Xingwang and were appeased had already spontaneously formed a fan club. If it weren't for the fact that Wen Jiuhuai's account was too secretive and they couldn't dig out the real person behind the account, Qiao Mobai's quiet life would have disappeared long ago. Two clean.

"Boss, I also think you can choose an opportunity to show up. Recently, people all over the interstellar world have been pretending to be your identity to cheat money and sex."

Because no one has seen what the real person posted anonymously looks like, so some interstellar people take advantage of this, pretending that they are the anonymous poster, spreading rumors and cheating everywhere.

Xiaofeng Canyue has received many complaints in the background recently, and was thinking about how to solve this problem, Qiao Mobai took the initiative to deliver it to the door.

"No, I'm not interested in this kind of thing, but if you really need an image person, I can recommend one to you."

"Is this person reliable?" Xiaofeng Canyue was a little worried.

Qiao Mobai thought about the person he was going to recommend, and his tone was a little uncertain; "I'm not sure if it's reliable, but he is definitely suitable for this job."

Gabriel, who was far away on a distant planet, sneezed, and the man who was holding him immediately looked over with concern.

"The cutie must be thinking of me." Gabriel straightened her body gracefully, a snow-white robe followed the wind to draw a breathless beauty on his body.

"Baby, put away your thoughts, it's not good to take the initiative like this." Gabriel's green eyes were cold, and the owner of the palm that was stretched out to him retracted it helplessly.

"So good, I will treat you again tomorrow as a reward."

The other party's ecstatic eyes were directly ignored by Gabriel. The person who had traveled more than half of the planet took a clean bath and wore a robe to open and close the terminal that had been closed for three months.

As soon as he went online, the messages looking for him filled the entire screen. Gabriel looked at the messages looking for him with his chin in his hands, and deleted them with one click. Just as he was about to close the terminal again, a new message popped up.

"Lion Prison."

The sender only wrote four words, Gabriel clicked on the content, and when he saw clearly what was written inside, his blue eyes gradually widened.

One minute later, Qiao Mobai connected Gabriel's call.

"Little cutie, where are you? From today on, come and live in my house."

"Okay, I'll give you the address, you come and pick me up."

The author has something to say: Does anyone still remember Gabriel? Thanks to the little angel who voted for me as the overlord or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of meat for rabbits; 1 bottle of Shang Jiuxiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!