live in jail [interstellar]

The two brothers Xiaofeng Canyue did not participate in this senseless dispute, and wisely chose to stand aside and watch the fun.

The people who came out of the parking lot quickly stood in the mall.

A series of tall figures shuttled in the mall, Qiao Mobai took out his mobile phone from Sunflower's head, and opened the live broadcast app.

"It was agreed to eat melon seeds for ten days, the anchor knocked the No. [-] anchor's head bald?"

Viewers who received the start of the live broadcast clicked in casually and didn't see Sunflower's painted face, which was a little strange.

Soon someone saw the crowd behind the face pointed at the screen, and couldn't help typing questions on the screen.

"Look behind the anchor!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck! What is this!"

"Mom, I saw Sister Fairy."

"I love it, I want to wear Interstellar, and I also want to meet such a beautiful young lady."

Qiao Mobai couldn't help turning his head because of the startled comments in the comments. Behind him, Wen Jiuhuai stood less than a foot away from him, and caught a glimpse of him turning his head and raising his eyebrows to ask the meaning with his eyes.

The Earthman pushed him aside with a hand, then looked back.

At the entrance of the mall, an older lady in a goose yellow dress was pulling a ten-year-old son, talking while walking.

Other than that, there is no second human figure at all.

Qiao Mobai turned his head in bewilderment, and looked back at the comment area in the lower left corner of the phone screen.

"Hahahahahaha, the host is so stupid."

"The anchor actually believed this kind of nonsense."

"Lighting a cigarette for myself, I found that our tacit understanding as an audience is getting better and better, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes! When I saw that there was nothing behind the anchor, I knew that everyone was fooling the anchor."

"Look, the anchor's face has turned green."

The person holding the mobile phone gritted his teeth and stared at the comments that teased him, and sneered and switched the camera to the rear mirror: "Childish, I don't care about you."

Anyway, these guys can only watch alien planets in the live broadcast room.

In order to retaliate against the audience who fooled him, Qiao Mobai then personally performed for everyone what is called an anchor.

"Everyone, have you never seen this kind of air creature, it can be used as a vacuum cleaner.

Qiao Mobai stared at a green palm-sized creature with the lens. The green creature floated in mid-air, its body was translucent, and the eyes on top of its head stared at the round white beads in Qiao Mobai's direction.

"It will also take the initiative to eat garbage, and digest and decompose it in the body." A slender finger held a wooden stick, and the thing was stuffed into the mouth of the green creature.

Soon all the audience in front of the camera saw the beautiful jellyfish-like creature swallowing the stick whole.

In front of countless eyes, the wooden stick began to melt and decompose little by little after entering the opponent's transparent body, and soon turned into a small piece of black material.

Then, the thing opened its mouth and spit out the decomposed impurities into the trash can specially prepared by the merchant beside it.

"Boss, come pack ten and take them away."

Zhou Quan had already gone to pay and bought ten of these sea creatures in one go.

The owner of the seafood store put ten green creatures in a transparent bag, added a little sea salt in the bag, and handed it to Zhou Quan: "Change the clean water every three days, and the sea salt can be used up again. Buy online on Xingxing, and we will deliver it to your door.”

"What's the name of this thing?"

Qiao Mobai held the bag containing ten small creatures and asked the name of this thing.

"This thing is called Garbage Star. When I was a child, I bought a hundred of them and kept them at home. They all died within a month."

Cheng Xiaohe stretched out his hand and pinched a small creature directly through the bag. This kind of thing looks cute and fun on the surface, but the amount of garbage that can actually be eaten is not as big as its body.

Count on it to clean the house unless you have a thousand of them.

If you have the money to buy so much, it is better to hire a professional cleaning robot.

"Alien planets really have no vision. They are so good-looking that they call other people trash."

"What kind of garbage do you think Garbage Star belongs to? Is it seafood?"

"Seafood is garbage that pigs will eat, so it should be recyclable."

"What about the garbage spit out after the garbage star decomposes, is it dry garbage or wet garbage?"

"Can this decomposed substance be recycled? It looks very powerful, and it turns into slag in seconds like an incinerator."

Qiao Mobai was holding the ten rubbish stars, and was about to show off to the audience at close range. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the topics in his comment area becoming more and more weird and evil.

Finally, he couldn't help but interrupt the audience who were chatting on their own.

"Wait! Everyone, are you on the wrong channel?" Why, as his audience, he was talking about topics he didn't know.

"Ah, it suddenly occurred to me that the anchor has been away from the earth for half a year."

"Well, finding out for the first time that leaving Earth is a good thing."

"During the half a year since the anchor left, people on Earth are implementing a new plan, which is currently being held in major cities."

"Ahhh! I don't want to hear that greeting when I go out every day."

"Hahahahaha, may I ask, what kind of rubbish are you?"

"Hahahahaha, what's worse than this is that the cleaner pointed at you as soon as he saw you and said, look, the garbage is coming!"

The earthlings standing in the shopping mall felt chills for the first time when they saw the cheerful comments.

He thought that he would only go out for half a year, and one day he would return home, everything would be the same as before, and nothing would change.

Mingming is broadcasting live with the audience every day, a group of audiences who are obviously very familiar.

But now, these people were chatting so well that as an anchor, he was completely unable to participate, and he couldn't even understand the specific meaning of those mocking words.

"Mobai?" Wen Jiuhuai called his name, but there was no response, and he turned around to see him standing there in a daze.

"Boss?" Xiaofeng Canyue pulled her younger brother over and saw that the boss was staring at the object in his hand, and directly took it over.

"Mr. Qiao, are you okay?"

Pang Da held the drink he just bought in his hand. As soon as he came back, he saw a group of people surrounding Qiao Mobai. For some reason, the people who squeezed in saw Qiao Mobai's pale face, and quickly handed over the drink in his hand to stuff it. into each other's hands.

"Is it heatstroke! Get out of the way!"

Qiao Mobai was helped to sit down in a clothing store. Xiaori crawled out from behind him, looking at his pale face in confusion: "Little Qiao, what's wrong with you?"

As a spiritual body, Xiaori Mingming felt that he was in a good mood just now, but soon his mood became bad.

"It's okay, I just remembered one thing." Qiao Mobai returned to his senses, rubbed its big head, looked up at the crowd, and faced the worried faces in front of him, raised the corner of his mouth to show a familiar smile: "Yes Are you worried about me? I just try to see if our brotherhood is really strong."

After finishing speaking, he stood up, stretched out his right hand and patted each shoulder; "Everyone, after the test just now, I believe that the friendship between you and me is true."

"I want to hit him, is there a problem?" Cheng Xiaohe rolled up his sleeves, and made sure with Wen Jiuhuai first.

"No problem, remember to count my share." Wen Jiuhuai took a step back and said bluntly that he would add his share.

"Boss was just making a joke, why don't you stop fighting?" Xiaofeng Canyue couldn't help but hold him back, trying to block Cheng Xiao He's anger.

"Lele pull your brother away, some people can't do without education." Zhou Quan pulled Lele out.

"Be gentle! Don't smack my teacher Qiao's face." Fat Da raised his hand.

It was rare for everyone to agree that Qiao Mobai needed a lesson.

The earthling who was just talking about a light topic, facing Cheng Xiao He's clenched fist and five figures blocking the way, wanted to cry but raised his hands and squatted on the ground: "I was wrong, please forgive me, then Can I have another reason?"

"Hehe, it's too late! Let's go together!" Cheng Xiaohe rushed forward, waving his fists.

In the huge shopping mall, a riot was in progress. The poor and weak human being squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, and was bullied by several rich second generations. No one on the side of the road came to rescue him.

Five minutes later, Qiao Mobai was holding his head messed up by five hands, his face was white and red, and red and black, and the corners of his eyes twitched and stared at the gangsters in front of him; "I will never die with you! "

"Hey, I have to go shopping for clothes, and I'll make trouble with you next time." Wen Jiuhuai pulled up the people on the ground, and the warning eyes fell on the rest of the people, and this matter was considered to be exposed.

The owner of the clothing store who had been beaten up by them stood in the distance, lowering his head and quickly posting on the star network.

"Shocked! I'm a clothing store owner. I just noticed a few familiar faces entering the store. Just as I was warmly welcoming and preparing to ask for autographs, they started fighting. May I ask who should I pay for the losses of the customers who were scared away in my store? "