live in jail [interstellar]

Cheng Xiaohe: "I want to smash a prison guard's coffee cup."

Early the next morning, Qiao Mobai was huddled in a chair in front of the window in the dining hall, with his legs tucked up, his head resting on his knees, dozing off.

"Brother, we met again." Cheng Xiao He, covered in rain, sat across from him and saw that he hadn't slept well, and was stunned for a second: "Is it because you are disturbed by me?"

The human being, who had only slept for less than five hours, yawned listlessly, stretched out his hand lazily, took a bag of food from his arms, opened it, and took a sip: "It's raining so loudly that I can't sleep."

Before being woken up by him last night, she obviously slept very soundly, but after being woken up by Cheng Xiao He, she couldn't sleep any more.

Qiao Mobai put down the food bag he had finished eating, rubbed his stomach with his right hand, "I'm so hungry."

"Then I'll get you some food!"

When Cheng Xiaohe heard that the hero was in need, he ran over decisively and took five bags of food in one go, and handed them to him.

Qiao Mobai opened it and drank it. Cheng Xiaohe sat opposite him, stared at it for a while, and then took out the stone that he had just found in the morning from his pocket.

"Is this the thing from last night?" The earthling who was busy eating brought the stone over, squinted his eyes and studied it for a while; "Is this your spiritual body?"

"It can also speak human words, which is amazing."

"This is a small robot I developed. It actually has eyes." Cheng Xiaohe tapped on the stone, and the pea-sized stone was split into two, revealing the delicate interior of the stone.

Qiao Mobai held the opened stone, his eyes sparkled, and he stared at Cheng Xiaohe, "Dude, you asked me to help you last night, I promise you, but can you tell me how to make this thing?" ?"

"Okay, I'll give it to you." This was just something he did for fun in the prison.

"Wait for me!"

Qiao Mobai dropped the food bag in his hand, took down the mobile phone in his coat pocket, turned on the recording function, and pointed the camera at Xiao He first; "Can you teach me how to make this thing? I can pay for it!"

He doesn't have a dime now, but he can borrow it from Brother Wen!

"No, there are only three things in this stone, the casing, the rotating shaft mechanism, and the lens assembly. They can act when combined."

While Cheng Xiaohe was speaking, he quickly took out all the things in the stone, disassembled them one by one and placed them in front of him.

"But it can move, which part is used to move? What provides energy?"

"Perpetual motion machines, just like the robots here, I removed the perpetual motion machines from them, and after some processing, installed them in this position. This is the shaft mechanism, which also includes the perpetual motion machines."

Cheng Xiaohe pointed to the rice-grain-like rotating shaft mechanism, with a casual attitude as if everyone in the world understood it.

Qiao Mobai's breathing became fiery. Even people with no common sense know that the real perpetual motion machine has not been invented at the level of the earth.

Cheng Xiaohe installed the thing back, turned it into a stone again, and threw it into Qiao Mobai's jacket pocket, grinning brightly: "Now, it's time for me to ask, how can I avoid the surveillance of the prison guards and escape? "

The person who had promised others yesterday that he would live in peace and contentment for seven months stood blankly on the chair, not even noticing a sunflower bouncing up and down behind him.

"Brother, you don't want to say it, do you?" Cheng Xiaohe restrained his smile, and his eyes full of expectations gradually turned into a light like ice skates.

Qiao Mobai, who came back to his senses, was shuddered by this look, and shook his head resolutely under the threat; "Of course it's impossible, I was just thinking, I have escaped twice, and those prison guards will definitely guard the surrounding area. Stricter, just wondering if there are any loopholes."

"I have." Cheng Xiaohe pulled the man and went straight to the grove in the direction of the third area.

Qiao Mobai was dragged by him, thinking as he walked, whether he should learn the invention of the perpetual motion machine, and when he earned enough 3000 million points, he would bring it back to Earth, and after handing it over to the country, he could still follow him. Ms. Liu brags that this is a major task that only he can complete.

Otherwise, if he disappears for half a year and goes home directly, Ms. Liu can beat him to death with the sole of her shoe.

Ever since she knew that Ms. Liu had watched the live broadcast, Qiao Mobai had been thinking about how to explain herself to avoid a beating when she got home.

"It's here." Cheng Xiao He let go of the person in his hand.

Qiao Mobai looked up, and there was a huge stone erected in front of him. It was very big and very tall. It was estimated to be four meters high and three meters wide.

"Stone?"

Cheng Xiaohe glanced around and lowered his voice, "It's the door. When I grabbed a robot a few days ago and took it apart for research, I found that this place was specially marked in his brain circuit diagram."

A certain person swallowed silently, and glanced at his clean and slender palms from the corner of the eye, "This is a ruthless person."

It can kick the robot with bare hands, and it can also directly disassemble the robot into a machine.

"I have already found the route. I can hack into the robot's internal program tonight, and then we will escape together. You take me and let me find a way to avoid the pursuit of those prison guards." Cheng Xiaohe looked at him expectantly .

Qiao Mobai chose words, and asked tentatively; "Can I ask, the reason for your escape?"

"Exciting, buddy, extra exciting."

He stays in prison every day, except for studying robots, he just lays down, eats and sleeps. He originally thought that this would be the end of his life.

Who would have thought that there would be a prisoner in the prison who escaped once again after one escape was not enough. He never thought about such a thing, when the news of his second arrest came back.

Standing in his cell, Cheng Xiaohe suddenly realized that life can still be lived like this.

After hearing all the reasons, Qiao Mobai blinked his black eyes, "Just for excitement?"

!It made him think it was some important event!He thought that outside the prison he had a lover who was inseparable from life to death, and a relative who could never see him for the last time. He might as well feed the dog for the few minutes he was struggling just now!

ZQSG himself is like a fool.

Qiao Mobai turned his head and walked towards the wall deep in the forest, striding forward, and rushed over at a speed of [-] yards.

"Warning! Warning! Prisoner No. [-] escaped again, warning! Warning!"

In No. [-] area, Zeng Dong held clean clothes in one hand and stood in front of the door of cell No. [-]. The door was open.

No one was there, the siren on the wrist kept beeping, the black-clothed red-eyed robot moved steadily, put down his clothes, raised his wrist, stared at the number above two hundred meters, and directly pressed "Punishment On."

"Squeak——"

In the depths of No. [-] area, Qiao Mobai was screamed by the electric shock, his limbs spread out and he hugged the big tree, trembling like a willow blowing in the wind.

"Dude, don't you need to be so excited? We haven't left yet."

Cheng Xiaohe caught up, seeing this weird scene, his scalp went numb.

"Cheng Xiaohe."

Holding a coffee cup, Ah Gou stood behind the two with a sullen face; "You are suspected of jailbreak, please come with me."

Cheng Xiaohe looked back at the prison guard, then at Qiao Mobai, "No, we didn't escape from prison, you didn't see us standing here chatting."

Qiao Mobai, who was hugging the big tree, trembled, showing a ferocious smile, raised his trembling legs and pulled him up into Xiao He, "I will report! There are prisoners in the third area who are urging me to escape from prison! And I Can provide clues!"

"Brother?" Cheng Xiaohe looked at him in disbelief.

"Excuse me, can I reduce my sentence after reporting it?" The hard-hearted earthling has no feelings.

"Yes." Zeng Dong, who came slowly, motioned for Agou to take away Cheng Xiaohe, who was stunned.

In the forest, only the two of them were left.

Zeng Dong looked at the prisoner who had just been punished in front of him, and frowned: "Are you crazy?"

Use such a stupid way to get rid of each other.

The earthling snorted coldly, and supported the branches to relieve his still sore limbs: "He didn't want to escape from prison at all, he just wanted to be stimulated, so I satisfied him."

Presumably, Cheng Xiaohe will always remember this excitement.

The author has something to say: Cheng Xiaohe's Diary for the Elderly: Two-dimensional At the end of the year, in the No. [-] area of ​​the Lion Prison, there was a prisoner named Qiao, who was the biggest and most hateful enemy in our married life!Blood and blood hatred!Deep into the hearts of the people!Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of A Zhang; 1 bottle of Shang Jiu Xiao;

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