live in jail [interstellar]

Bite down, "vomit..."

The person on the hospital bed quickly threw away the food in his hands, raised his arms and scratched the itchy spot on his back.

"It shouldn't be. Although these foods are not nutritious, they are really delicious!"

It was a pity for Pang Da to see that the food he had carefully prepared was thrown away.

"No, I have something on my back!"

Qiao Mo stretched his hands into his clothes, and felt a big bug crawling on his back, and he couldn't catch it no matter what.

Pang Da was caught, and his shirt was lifted up to his shoulders. Qiao Mobai pressed him to let him see clearly: "Did you see, there are bugs."

Fat Da, who was caught by Teacher Qiao, looked at the things on Teacher Qiao's back, and shook his head silently; "Mr. Qiao, you have blossomed."

"........."

"It's true! If you don't believe me, ask Brother Wen!" Rouhuhu's finger pointed to Wen Jiuhuai's bridge of nose, and several friends who had been as quiet as chickens since just now moved aside one after another.

I applaud Panda's courage from the bottom of my heart.

"It's out."

Wen Jiuhuai strode forward and took the flower off Qiao Mobai's shoulder.

A huge pale yellow flower with some blackness in the center was pinched by a branch. After the opponent was caught, he beat Wen Jiuhuai's arm with two long leaves, making a gesture of struggling to escape.

"Monster! The water and soil of your planet really nourish people." Qiao Mobai squeezed two fingers, pulled a petal of this sunflower vigorously, and poked the blackened part in the middle with his fingers: "This melon seed is fast!" When it is ripe, turn around and ask who raised it, can you send me a few catties of melon seeds when they are ripe, I really want to eat them."

"You are a monster, your whole family are monsters!"

The hopeless Sunflower gave up, fell into Wen Jiuhuai's fist, raised her huge head, and spit out words.

"Look, it's really a monster. Brother Wen, hurry up and find a Taoist monk or something, and take it away!" The earthling in the ward, with his eyes flying around, quickly found a handy tool, pulled it out and put it away. Put the thing in Brother Wen's hand on your head, tie it into a knot, and throw it upside down into Pang Da's arms; "Student, the teacher has assigned you a task. The farther the better, the teacher will throw this monster away. Take a photo with you, and ask Brother Wen to take a photo with a few of your friends to sign."

A few pairs of warm eyes instantly stayed on Pang Da.

They are afraid of Wen Jiuhuai, it's just the natural timidity of scumbags who face idols and Xueba, but if they can take a photo with Xueba, such a long-faced thing must be done!

"Mr. Qiao, don't worry, I'll throw it away now!"

Pang Da held the flowers in the bag with both hands, and ran out in a hurry, looking for the place to throw them away.

In the room, Qiao Mobai calmly picked up another portion of food, and started eating this ordinary food with little nutrition again.

"Ah!" The person who opened his mouth to bite the pork chop covered his heart, gritted his teeth and forcibly held back, choosing to rub the pig down first before speaking; "The heart hurts so much."

"I'll call a doctor." Wen Jiuhuai turned around and called for someone.

Outside the door, there was a burst of running sound, "Mr. Qiao! Help!"

Fat Da was kicked out and crawled into the ward. Behind him was a huge, two-meter-high sunflower. The huge head had been split in two from the middle, and it became a big mouth, with countless black teeth ferociously wanting to eat it. Lose fat.

"Sunflower Seed opened his mouth."

Qiao Mobai groaned, clutching his still-paining heart, and saw that Pang Da's buttocks were bitten by that big mouth, and he was violently shaking from side to side.

A piercing scream came from the inpatient department, and Pang Da clutched his injured butt, crying like a three-year-old child.

"Mr. Qiao, this is obviously your spiritual body, yet you lied to me again!"

He was obedient and prepared to give this flower to the beautiful female doctor he saw in the hospital just now. Pang Da is very self-aware of himself, such a beautiful and intelligent female doctor will definitely not like it. Seeing the bouquet he sent, Even if it is polite on the surface, it will soon find an empty corner and throw it away.

He was able to fulfill Teacher Qiao's orders, and to experiment with the thoughts in his heart, killing two birds with one stone, so he did it.

As a result, as soon as the flower was sent out, the female doctor was sprayed with black petals by the flower before she could speak, and then the flower became bigger and bigger, and even had an extra mouth, biting him come over.

"The teacher really didn't lie to you this time. If you like it, you can also give it to you."

On the hospital bed, the person who watched the show calmly just now was crawling on the back of Wen Jiuhuai, and the huge flower in front of him opened its mouth and said, "You trash, I will treat you as a spiritual body!" I'm so aggrieved, you still despise me, what are you?"

"I'm human, how about you look at it like this, let's not dislike each other, turn around from here and look back, turn left and walk 300 meters before turning right, there are countless creatures in that position, what do you think You can follow whoever you want, I don't have any opinions!"

Qiao Mobai discussed with it sincerely.

But just after she finished speaking, the two-meter-tall giant flower's mouth grew even bigger, "Hey, you are definitely not a good person. How could I have such an unlucky person like you?"

The people on Earth spread their hands, with helplessness on their faces; "This question is also what I want to ask. In my previous life, I was a ruthless gardener, or the owner of a melon seed shop, so I was so unlucky to meet you in this life?"

Sunflower; "I don't care, I'm going to get angry, I will eat people when I get angry!"

Qiao Mobai nodded perfunctorily; "Eat whoever you like, don't say I know you after eating."

Everyone in the room: "Pang Da, your junk food is really delicious." Zhou Quan grabbed a piece of meat food and stuffed it into his mouth. The spicy taste made his tongue a little uncomfortable, but it was very delicious. Want to keep eating.

"Brother Zhou, this is also delicious, try it, it's called pearl milk tea."

"It's so sweet, I don't like it."

"Brother Zhou, try this? This thirteen-flavored crayfish is very famous, and many people buy it at this time of year." Pang Da's friends started selling Amway one after another.

Being able to deal with the mental body of Xueba, maybe they stand here for a while, and they can also get the halo of Xueba, and from then on, every exam will be full marks.

"Qiao Mobai, it's time for dinner, you should be on your way."

At the door of the ward, Zeng Dong stood there expressionless, interrupting the weird atmosphere in the room.

"Okay, I'll go right away, I'll go right away!"

Qiao Mobai didn't say a word, he was very active to change his clothes, if he hadn't been discharged from the hospital, he would have to change back to his daily clothes, he didn't want to change his clothes, so he was going to leave with Zeng Dong.

The room was full of people, and as he moved, their eyeballs also moved.

A person who is as busy as a bee collecting honey changes clothes, puts on shoes, chases away the giant flower, and talks to Wen Jiuhuai.

In the end, the person who had tidied up everything stood in front of Zeng Dong, radiant and full of energy: "Let's go, let's go back to the prison."

Zeng Dong looked at the huge flower behind him: "Your spiritual body?"

"It might have been, but I've already told it that I can't get along with it, so we've decided to separate."

He doesn't want to bring a flower, it's still yellow, and his teeth are made of melon seeds, it's too ugly, it will lower his aesthetics, and people will dislike a big man with a flower.

Zeng Dong just said a word, but didn't say anything more, and walked ahead of the escort car that took the man to the hospital gate, and escorted him up.

The person locked in the car with iron windows saw the huge flower chasing it out, standing on the steps of the hospital, looking in his direction with his big head on his head.

"Dong, let's go, I want to actively reform, I can't be late!"

The front accelerator was stepped on by someone, and the hospital quickly disappeared from his sight.

Sitting alone in the rear compartment, Qiao Mobai looked at the empty surroundings, except for two long benches, there was nothing extra.

The person with arms folded leaned against the car wall, closed his eyes and prepared to rest.

"Fuck! I forgot one thing!"

In the ward of the main star No. [-] hospital, the screen of the mobile phone that was thrown under the quilt by the anchor was still on.

The live broadcast room is still open.

A group of people eating melons, facing the mobile phone that has been in a black state for half an hour at this moment, and the footsteps of the anchor leaving just now, can't help but type text in the comment area with itchy hands.

"Have we been forgotten?"

The author has something to say: I opened a new book advance collection yesterday. If you like it, I hope you open the column and click to bookmark it. It is a legal-related professional article. QUR

Book Title: Master He Bo

Copywriting: Long, long ago, there was a kind-hearted He Bo.

Whenever human things fall into the river, he will surface with a kind face.

Honest people can always get countless treasures from He Bo.

after that…

The new He Bo: "Human! I'll give you three seconds to fish up the milk tea cup you just threw into the river! Otherwise, I'll kill you!"

Xia Bing: "Lord He Bo calm down, according to relevant laws, it is illegal for you to threaten others."

The new He Bo rolled up his sleeves: "Damn it, I can bear throwing milk tea, bicycles, and nieces! Throw the corpses into the river for me. If the labor and management don't show their power, they will think I am... Wait, this corpse is still pretty. It's pretty good." Pick it up.

Crab General: "Lord He Bo, calm down, according to the relevant laws, picking up corpses belongs to... Master He Bo cheated on corpses!!!"

Corpse: "Who cheated on the corpse?"

Day and day, but the law intercepts Hu Hebo ﹢ Governance of heaven and earth represents justice, thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

2 bottle of Shang Jiu Xiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!