live in jail [interstellar]

the world is white,

The taste is bitter.

This is what Qiao Mobai saw when he opened his eyes in the inpatient department of the main star No. [-] Hospital.

His mouth was passive, a long and thin straw was inserted in it, and the transparent bitter liquid was poured into his throat.

"Are you awake?" Wen Jiuhuai tilted his hands, and poured down most of the bitter water.

"Gudong, Gudong." Qiao Mobai rolled his eyes, and drank the bitter stuff that made everyone angry.

"If you like, there are many more here."

Wen Jiuhuai thought that he liked drinking very much, and turned sideways to reveal the wooden shelves behind him, row after row, bottle by bottle, all six rows from top to bottom were transparent liquid.

The patient lying on the bed rolled his eyes vigorously, trying to make himself faint again.

It's a pity that it didn't work out. Sometimes it's a pity to have a good physique. Qiao Mobai rolled his sore eyeballs, and at the same time he relieved the memory of before he fainted.

"Is this a hospital?"

"No. [-] Hospital of Zhuxing, Tao Liang gave you a mental body separation needle, and you are in the process of treatment." Mentioning Tao Liang, Wen Jiuhuai exuded air-conditioning all over his body, leaned over and carefully wiped the water from the corners of his mouth.

"If you want to know anything, I can tell you."

"Where's Tao? Was he caught and chopped into 1 yuan? Is the female clothing tycoon alive or dead? Where are my three younger brothers? And Zhou Quan? And you... your wounds Have you seen a doctor yet?" On the second morning on the barren planet, Pang Da said that Brother Wen was injured.

At that time, he was too busy, and he never found a chance to ask him what was going on.

It was the first time he received such concern. With a warm smile in his eyes, Wen Jiuhuai pulled his palm outside the quilt, "The one named Tao is locked up in prison and has not been chopped into 1 yuan for the time being, but he You can't escape, Shen Jing is the big guy in women's clothing you mentioned who lives in the ward next to yours. He woke up this morning and everything is fine so far.

Your three younger brothers, Pang Da, were taken back by the head of the Fat Patriarch. Before he left, he said that he would come to see you again when you woke up.

The two brothers, Xiaofeng Canyue, were invited to the General Administration to help calm their spirits because of the audio.Zhou Quan is going to prepare lunch for you, my injury...you can see for yourself. "

The alien directly lifted the hem of his shirt, revealing his sexy six-pack abs. There was a ten-centimeter long scar at the oblique rear of his right abdomen.

"Touch and see, it's ready." Wen Jiuhuai turned his head, picked up his hand and placed it directly there.

The uneven scar was pressed by the soft and warm fingertips.

Qiao Mobai put his finger on that position, and pressed it lightly. The wound was stitched up very well, and the naked eye could see that the recovery was also very good. His bright black eyes glanced at the muscles on his waist and abdomen, Swallowing silently, he quickly put his hand back; "Okay, okay, let's put it down."

What to do with such a good figure, but not below!

"Oh." The plan to attract the opponent with his figure failed, Wen Jiuhuai turned around a little disappointed, took out a small item from his pocket, and handed it to him.

"You were in a coma for three days, and so was it."

The person lying there stared at the old mobile phone he was familiar with, and took it in a good mood: "It's okay, my baby is hard, it won't die." It's just that there is no battery.

"Lie down first, I'll go out and call the doctor."

"Okay." Qiao Mobai waited for him to leave, then carefully got up from the bed, moved his hands and feet, made sure that every piece of himself was intact, raised his hands and stretched his waist: "Now that I am free again, I have to Think carefully about how to return to Earth next."

I don't know if the planet's technology is developed enough, and whether there are any time machines and other tools that can bring him back to Earth.

"You should think about it, how many years will you be sentenced to if you escape from prison without permission." The door of the ward was pushed open, and Zeng Dong stood beside several doctors, holding a pile of documents in his hands, and walked in together .

The half-stretched man looked at the person and rubbed his eyes in disbelief: "Zeng Dong?"

Zeng Dong gave him a cold look, then turned to the doctors beside him and said, "Give him a comprehensive examination. After confirming that there is no external injury or internal injury, send him back to the prison directly."

"I don't! Who knows if these people are doctors, or where you found helpers to torture me." Qiao Mobai clasped his arms tightly, and came out, and the fool just wanted to go back.

Wen Jiuhuai, who went out to look for a doctor, led someone to open the door, and saw two sides in the room with clear boundaries.

"Brother, look quickly, this guy has come here, he wants to catch me!" Seeing the savior, Qiao Mobai's eyes lit up and he ran to hide behind Wen Jiuhuai. "Quick, let's call the police and arrest all these illegal people."

"Zeng Dong already informed me yesterday that he came today with my consent."

Wen Jiuhuai grabbed the person behind him, pointed in Zeng Dong's direction, and handed him over to the doctor at the side: "Hey, do the examination first, we can talk about anything later."

"No, I refuse, we break off friendship." The world changed after sleeping, Qiao Mobai made up his mind that he didn't want to go back to prison.

It has been almost half a year since he went out, no matter how good the alien planet is, he still prefers his own little earth.

Several doctors surrounded Qiao Mobai, stripped him of all his clothes, pushed them into the apparatus, and performed a full-body examination again.

"Mr. Qiao, the test results will come out in 10 minutes, please wait a moment."

After a series of examinations, Qiao Mobai put on his clothes and walked out of the examination room. Outside the door, Zeng Dong handed over the document bag in his hand.

"Take it."

Qiao Mobai didn't answer, "What is this?"

"Your terminal serial number."

A certain person immediately thought of the terminal passcode he had snatched, and decisively took the things over to his arms; "If you need to send such a small amount of things, you don't have any postal services."

The robot in a black suit stared at him expressionlessly: "This is Qiao Mobai's terminal serial number, you can give it to me if you don't want it."

"Then why... wait! What do you think this is?" Qiao Mobai suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"The interstellar criminal Taoliang maliciously arrested human beings for cruel human experiments. After many battles and investigations, our interstellar alliance took down all criminals in one fell swoop and successfully rescued many hostages. Some illegal immigrants [one] were found among them, in order to express apology and reflect the friendship of our galaxy, the Alliance Headquarters decided to open the residence application for all [one] illegal immigrants among the hostages this time.”

"From now on, you will have a legal identity." Zeng Dong opened the star network, and placed the notice issued by the alliance headquarters on the entire network in front of him.

Qiao Mobai: "I have proof of identity!"

"Yes."

A certain earthling held the file bag, grinned, and floated back into the ward with a smile all the way.

He immediately turned on the mobile phone that was charging on the balcony, and while waiting for it to turn on, Qiao Mobai carefully opened the bag.

An iron box with slender fingers slipped out, someone quickly caught it, and gently opened the box against the light.

Inside is something like a sticker, and there is a row of serial numbers with more than ten digits on it.

"This is my ID card."

Qiao Mobai was holding the box, staring at the stars in his eyes, the alien's ID card was really simple.

"By the way, how do you use this?"

Holding the person in the box, it took a while to remember that he still doesn't know how to use this thing.

"I'll teach you, take it out, choose the position you like on your body, and then paste it." Brother Wen came over, sat on the edge of his bed, reached out to take out the things in the box, and tore off the compound on the back, " Usually, we choose the wrist."

"Then the wrist." Qiao Mobai thought someone would pierce something in the eye, but he didn't expect to just post a drawing.

Wen Jiuhuai held the note, raised his left hand and turned it to the palm side, and pasted the note evenly on it.

"What if this falls off in the shower?" Qiao Mobai looked at the thing in his palm, worried that it would be inconvenient to take a shower in the future.

"Once the chip touches the human body, it will be buried under the skin automatically and will not be washed off."

Wen Jiuhuai pressed the sticker, and then released it after a few seconds.

In the clean palm, nothing was left.

Qiao Mobai looked at the empty palm, and in amazement brought over the blank piece of paper that Wen Jiuhuai had used up.

"so amazing."

"There is also a bracelet." Someone took out another bracelet from the file bag.

"Wait! I will wear this!" Qiao Mobai snatched it up, picked up the phone that was turned on, opened the live broadcast app, and entered his live broadcast room.

The viewers who received the notification to start the live broadcast came in in twos and threes, and saw the anchor, who hadn't seen him for a few days, wearing blue striped clothes, smiling happily at the camera with a smirk on his face.

"The anchor picked up money? So happy."

"It must be because he saw me that the anchor smiled so happily."

"I haven't been online for a few days, and I saw the host laughing like this as soon as I went online. Is someone going to be unlucky?"

A happy person staring at the screen, saw that no one in the comment section was right, lowered his face, raised the corner of his mouth in the next second, raised his hand just now, and faced the camera like a beckoning cat Swagger: "Let me show you how different this hand is from the previous one."

The audience zoomed in and studied the palm one after another.

"Nice fingers?"

"The skin is very white?"

"The palm prints are also clean, but the emotional lines are a bit messy."

"Can you still read palmistry upstairs? I'll take a look later."

"Only I want to know how chaotic the anchor's relationship is, hehehe."

"Hehehe, I want to too~"

The person who was waiting to reveal the answer to everyone, looked at the comment area that quickly changed the subject, gave up the guessing game, took out the bracelet just now and shook it at the camera; "This is the terminal bracelet of an alien planet. Huan, from today, I will become a legal interstellar resident."

"I'm so fucking stupid! The anchor has betrayed and joined the aliens!"

"Break your relationship, traitor to Earth!"

"Hehe, alien running dog, please thigh! Please introduce! I also want to be an alien!"

"Hey, you don't want to have so many dramas, okay, this is a way for aliens to express their friendliness to us." Qiao Mobai interrupted many actors in the comment area.

The author has something to say: good night~thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Shang Jiu Xiao;

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