I, Rabbit, make inventions!

The author has something to say:

I want to apologize to everyone for this article, sorry.

It’s true that I didn’t write it well. When this stalk appeared in my mind, I overestimated myself. I started to write and found that the small attack was basically useless, and the image was thin.

In the later stage, in order to finish it quickly, I omitted a lot of content, and I couldn't write it myself... Hey, I probably won't write this kind of article in the future.

Finally, thank you all for your company all the way, thank you very much!

The next book is serializing "My Old Gong is a Juju in Women's Clothing", generating electricity for love and entertaining myself.

Feeling dizzy for a while, Situ Zun opened his eyes.

At that moment, the surroundings suddenly became noisy, as if the calm water suddenly boiled.

"Wow -! So beautiful!"

"Little brother, look at me, look at me!"

"Brother, do you have a TikTok account? Ask for one!"

"Which character is the little brother cosplaying? I don't think I've seen this look before!"

"White hair is too real! It looks like my own hair is floating! The hair quality is so good!"

"Little brother, little brother! Can we take a group photo?!"

"The quality of the robe is good!"

Situ Zun frowned slightly, looked around, all the girls around him were pointing at him with their mobile phones, the road was lined with tall buildings and heavy traffic, just like Lingtu City.

But he is very sure that this is not the Spirit Rabbit City, and it is not even the Xuantian Continent anymore.

The air is filled with unpleasant smells, and the aura of this place is so thin that it is heinous.

Situ Zun immediately understood that this was where his little rabbit lived in his previous life.

How he got here is not important, what is important is, is his little rabbit in this world?

Situ Zun didn't want to pay attention to the girls surrounding him, he should buy a mobile phone first, then go online and use the Internet to find Little Rabbit.

At this moment, he heard a girl asking: "Little brother, do you have a girlfriend? Or a boyfriend?"

Situ Zun stopped, found the source of the voice, and looked directly at the other person with shallow eyes, "I have a boyfriend, and his name is Ling Xi."

After finishing speaking, Situ Zun turned around and left without hesitation.

And the girl was stunned for a long time, and suddenly her face screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Situ Zun found that the facilities in this city were almost the same as those in Lingtu City, and the locations of the stores were similar. He found a store selling mobile phones without any difficulty.

Picking out a mobile phone that was pleasing to the eye, the clerk blushed and took him to the cashier, "5888 yuan, please show the QR code."

Situ Zun: "..."

He forgot that he does not have the currency of this world.

The QR code has also started to be used in Lingtu City in recent years, and mobile payment has gradually replaced Lingshi payment. The key is that Situ Zun only has Lingshi on him now.

He took out a spirit stone and asked the salesperson, "Where do you think this can be exchanged for your currency?"

Miss salesperson: "???"

Situ Zun had no choice but to explain: "I don't have any money from you, only this."

"Oh, oh oh!" The saleswoman suddenly came back to her senses, her face gradually turning red, "Did you just come to China? You can also have money from other countries, go to the bank to change——ah? No? Then... ...Then this gemstone, now it seems that I can only go to the pawn shop to change it."

Situ Zun: "Take me there."

The commanding tone was too natural, as if it had magical powers, the saleswoman walked outside subconsciously.

There is a pawn shop not far away. The owner of the shop has never seen a Lingshi, but after the appraisal, the owner has a bottom line. Even if he doesn't know it, he knows that it must be valuable.

"I haven't seen your stuff before, and I have to take it to an expert for appraisal. Our small shop doesn't have much money. If you really need money urgently, I'll give you [-] first, okay? If you don't worry, just treat it as a job."

Situ Zun said: "No need, let's die, let's take five first."

boss:"……"

What a fool!

He sold it for more than [-] yuan when he changed hands later!

Boss: "Cash or transfer?"

25 cash is not easy to get, but Situ Zun still asked for cash.

Then he went to buy a mobile phone, only to find out that he was a black householder, without an ID card, and he couldn't even get a mobile phone card.

His Majesty the Immortal Emperor had no choice but to borrow someone else's ID card to look at it, and made a card himself, which was considered to have solved the identity problem.

The first thing Situ Zun did when he got the phone was to open the search engine and type in the word "Ling Xi".

What caught my eye was an entry and photos.

Situ Zun quickly browsed through the entries and found useful information. His little rabbit is now teaching at a university in this city.

His Majesty the Immortal Emperor did as the Romans did, and took a taxi to XX University.

And Ling Xi was standing on the podium of the university with a dazed expression at the moment.

He didn't know what was going on, but he suddenly came here when he woke up.

Looking at the unfamiliar and familiar faces under the podium, Ling Xi began to wonder if everything he had in Xuantian Continent was a dream he had.

But he then took a look inside his body, and his cultivation was still there!

How is this going?

Ling Xi couldn't figure it out for a while, and he didn't bother to think about it anymore. To be honest, he still missed the scene in front of him. After sorting out the knowledge points, Ling Xi continued to give lectures without hesitation.

In the middle of the class, a small exclamation suddenly came from the teacher. When Ling Xi looked up, he found that his students were all looking outside stupidly.

Following their gazes, he saw Situ Zun standing at the door of the classroom.

Ling Xi's eyes lit up, he threw the book in his hand, rushed out regardless, and jumped on Situ Zun, who naturally supported him.

Ling Xi couldn't help shouting: "You're here too! Why are we here?"

"Wow--!"

The students started booing, one or two gave them gossip.

"Professor Ling, who is this?"

"Professor Ling, is he your boyfriend?"

"Professor Ling's boyfriend is so handsome!"

Ling Xi came back to his senses, and hurriedly got off Situ Zun, scratching his hair in embarrassment rarely, and said, "This section is over first, I have something to do!"

Then he turned around and dragged Situ Zun away.

There was another booing sound behind him.

"Why did we come here?" Ling Xi couldn't help asking Situ Zun again, "I was obviously sleeping before, but I stood on the podium when I woke up. What about you? When did you come?"

Situ Zun: "I don't know, it should have come when you came."

Ling Xi said distressedly: "I don't even know if this is the real world. If it is the world I lived in in my previous life, and everything is the same, then what should we do? Stay or go back?"

Situ Zun: "Do you want to stay or go back?"

Ling Xi stopped, frowned and said, "...I want to go and see my parents."

If this time is real, what he wants to do most, of course, is to visit his parents.

In his previous life, he died young, so suddenly, his parents must have died of grief.

But he is not sure whether the self in this world has died. If his parents see the dead self resurrected, they will probably be scared to death.

After thinking about it, he suddenly woke up on the podium just now, which means that he should be still alive in this world.

Situ Zun: "Then go and have a look."

"Ah."

Ling Xi took out her mobile phone and found that it was usable, and the words "Dad, Mom" ​​were also noted in the phone book, and found that the rest of the contacts were all known to her.

From this point of view, everything seems to be exactly the same as in his previous life.

The car was parked in the parking lot of the school, and Ling Xi scolded her husband while walking.

"You need to change your clothes and your hair. My parents definitely don't like you when they see you like this. Wait, you came here wearing this just now? Didn't you get photographed? Didn't you look like this? Shooting is impossible!"

Situ Zun: "..."

Ling Xi took out her mobile phone and looked at it, and sure enough—his husband has already been on the trending searches.In such a short period of time, it has been forwarded tens of thousands, and the comments are all screaming wildly.

【Ah ah ah ah ah! Within 5 minutes, I want all the information of this little brother! 】

[Which artist is it! !Ask for a name! 】

[I declare!He is my new wall! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the boyfriend he said is our Professor Ling! !Saw him show up at our school! 】

[Photos are proof!Don't be too handsome in the pose of hugging Professor Ling! 】

……

Ling Xi: "..."

All right, I'll be famous this time around.

Ling Xi opened the car door speechlessly, "Get in the car."

Situ Zun got into the car, changed himself into a white suit in seconds, and tied his silver hair up high.

Ling Xi rolled his eyes at him, "Childish, it's you who has black hair."

Situ Zun's response was to lift Ling Xi's chin and kiss him.

Ling Xi blushed, and said angrily, "Okay, don't make trouble, I'm going to drive."

He drove to his home in memory.

Ling Xi's parents gave birth to him when they were over 30 years old. By the time of Ling Xi's age, the two old people had already retired, and they still couldn't be idle and continued to do some research at home.

Ling Xi opened the door and shouted: "Dad! Mom! I'm back!"

Ling's mother came out first, she pushed her glasses, and said with a smile: "Why are you back at this time? Are you okay at school?"

Seeing Situ Zun behind Ling Xi again, he was a little surprised by his appearance, and then asked: "This is—?"

Ling Xi rushed over and hugged his mother, her eyes were a little hot.

"Mom, I miss you so much."

Ling's mother patted him helplessly, "Whatever you think, you can see it every day. Why are you hypocritical? You haven't introduced the guests to me yet."

Ling Xi's father also came to the living room, and said in surprise: "Your friend...you are really a good-looking talent, hurry up and sit down, young man."

Ling Xi let go of his mother, turned around and rushed towards his father, "Dad!"

Papa Ling pushed him away, "Take it easy on you! My old bones can't stand your toss!"

Only then did Ling Xi reluctantly let go of his father, sat on the sofa and kept looking at her parents.

Mom and Dad looked younger than the year he died, and they were in good spirits.

Although this world may be just a parallel world, Ling Xi is very satisfied to see her parents again.

Ling's father had already made the tea, so Ling Xi said, "Mom and Dad, this is my boyfriend Situ Zun. I brought him back to see you today."

Ling's father and Ling's mother were stunned.

After a long while, Ling's father lowered his head, took a sip from his teacup, and then, Ling's mother also laughed.

Ling's mother said: "Okay, okay, this child looks very good, Xiaozun, do you mind if Auntie calls you that? What do you do? Are you a local? Where do you live? What do your parents do? ?”

Ling Xi: "...Mom, are you checking your household registration?"

"Uh..." Ling's mother said awkwardly, "I, this is just asking casually."

Ling Xi knew that her parents were worried about her. Now that she had brought her back to meet her parents, the parents naturally wanted to know about her son's partner, otherwise they would not be at ease.

Ling Xi said: "Mom, he lives by himself... for the time being with me, and if he works... not yet."

Papa Ling frowned, "No job?"

A big man, does he still need to be supported by their Xiaoxi?

Ling Xi knew that his father was dissatisfied, so he quickly appeased his father: "Dad, it is only temporary that he has no job, and he will find a job soon! Don't worry, how can I fall in love with someone who is uneducated and inexperienced with your son?" Woolen cloth?"

As he spoke, he used his spiritual sense to communicate with Situ Zun in his mind.

[Ling Xi: Quickly tell my father that you will find a job right away! 】

[Situ Zun: ...Then what job do I want to look for?I am not familiar with this world. 】

【Ling Xi:...】

【Ling Xi: Yes!Anyway, you are also popular on the Internet today, so you said that you are going to become a star!No, when it comes to becoming an actor, you can attract fans by doing nothing with your face! 】

【Situ Zun:...】

He is a majestic immortal emperor, but he has been reduced to betraying his appearance?

He couldn't say that.

[Ling Xi: You make my dad happy, I will listen to you for everything tonight! 】

Situ Zun's shallow eyes deepened.

He said, "Uncle, Aunt, I'm an actor and I'm currently taking a break. The next play hasn't started yet."

The entertainment industry in Lingtu City is also extremely developed. Of course, Situ Zun knows what kind of profession an actor is.

Mother Ling suddenly realized, "No wonder, it turns out that Xiao Zun is a star, so I was just talking about how the child is so handsome!"

Ling Xi echoed: "Yes, yes, Mom, I'm hungry, can you stop asking Auntie to cook today, I haven't eaten your cooking for a long time, I want to eat your own cooking!"

"You brat." Mother Ling scolded Ling Xi with a smile, got up and went to the kitchen.

Ling Xi and Situ Zun had dinner at their parents' house, and then went back to his own house.

He stopped living with his parents for a long time, and bought a house near the school for convenience.

……

As night fell, under the warm yellow light in the bedroom, Situ Zun's eyes gradually became dangerous.

Ling Xi asked nervously, "What do you want to do?"

Situ Zun: "You yourself said during the day—"

"Then don't go too far!"

This person looks gentle, but as soon as he gets on the bed, he becomes a big boss in seconds. No matter how much Ling Xi begs for mercy, he will not stop.

Situ Zun: "I want to see your ears and tail."

Ling Xi: "..."

Can you swear?

How embarrassing!

He and Situ Zun have been together for hundreds of years, and the number of times a human body conjures ears and tails can be counted on one hand. If he couldn't stand Situ Zun's torture the past few times, he wouldn't either. changing!

"Do you want to go back on your word?" His Majesty the Immortal Emperor's thin lips parted slightly, slowly evoking a smile, and took Ling Xi into his arms, "Then I will use another method to get you to agree."

no no no!He didn't want to experience that way!It's too embarrassing to be made into a coma or something!

Two fluffy ears protruded from the top of Ling Xi's head in aggrieved manner.

At this time, his trousers had also been ripped off, and His Majesty the Immortal Emperor's big hand was pressing on the small short tail.

The temperature in the air has risen.

……

Ling Xi has a job in this world, and Situ Zun didn't go too far, they got up on time the next morning, but Ling Xi felt weak all over, feeling that he had been hollowed out.

When she woke up, she was still in this world, and Ling Xi didn't know what to do, so she had to go to school step by step.

After a month like this, there was no sign that they could go back to Xuantian Continent.

Ling Xi was helpless, because he had told his parents that Situ Zun was an actor, in order not to deceive his parents, they had no choice but to register an entertainment company, and Situ Zun was the only artist in this company.

As time passed, Ling Xi's parents passed away one after another.

On the day he sent his mother away, he and Situ Zun suddenly returned to the Immortal Palace of Xuantian Continent just like when they came.

Ling Xi looked around and sighed in disappointment.

Situ Zun hugged him from behind.