I practice by love games

Yun Xiaoming was stunned by Wu Yeyao's operation.

That's why Wu Yeyao said yesterday that the meat. experience is present, is that what it means?

Thinking of yesterday's kiss, Yun Xiaoming felt inexplicably guilty.

After all, no matter what, he was the one who called him to play games, and he also kissed him on his own initiative.

And the phrase "I seem to like you" was also said by myself.

Now that he directly refuses to get married, will Wu Yeyao think that he is a scumbag who doesn't recognize X?

Yun Xiaoming turned his head to look at An Chengtu, hoping that his uncle could resist this wave of marriage proposals.

An Chengtu had his usual calm smile on his face. He said, "It happened so suddenly. Getting married is a big event. I'm not ready yet."

Wu Yeyao said, "It's okay, I'm ready."

Yun Xiaoming:? ? ?In addition to getting a book from the Civil Affairs Bureau, do you need to prepare a horse?

Wu Yeyao said: "I have a place to live, and I can arrange it within three days. The banquet and the like will be handled by the following people. If a bride price is needed, my mother will arrange it. The wedding venue is to choose a hotel, or a church, or Open air is fine, but I suggest keeping a low profile because there might be trouble."

Yun Xiaoming's mind was buzzing, and he retorted feebly: "Ah, no, I'm not ready yet... You're too sudden, what kind of gift do I, an old man, want..."

Wu Yeyao didn't change his face: "Then... If you want to give me a bride price, it's okay. It doesn't need to be too much, just make a point of it."

Yun Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, thinking about the sentence "If you want to give me a bride price, it's okay", his thoughts slipped uncontrollably in a strange direction, and he jumped out of his mind that the witch god was bound by his natal chains, The scene where you let yourself do whatever you want on the big bed.

Yun Xiaoming quickly shook his head, drove away the strange thing, and said solemnly: "No! I don't agree! How can a man and a man get married?"

The two elders watching on the side were still shocked by the marriage proposal and hadn't reacted yet.

Wu Yeyao, on the other hand, calmly gave a general: "You can push me under the bed and kiss, why can't you get married?"

Yun Xiaoming's brain exploded with a buzz.

He saw that the faces of An Chengtu and Donghuang X both changed.

Yun Xiaoming said, "I didn't! I wasn't...that was just an accident!"

An Chengtu held his forehead.

Donghuang X covered his head.

Wu Yeyao said: "Do you want to deny it?"

Yun Xiaoming: "No! I'm definitely not that kind of scum... But... getting married... Let me think about it."

An Chengtu coughed beside him, his expression became very serious.

He stared at Yun Xiaoming, and after a while, he said, "Ming Tsai, come with me!"

The harsh tone made Yun Xiaoming tremble.

The two uncles and nephews were locked in the room, An Chengtu asked directly: "Did you sleep the witch god?"

Yun Xiaoming hurriedly shook his head: "No! Really not!! Uncle, look at me with thin arms and legs... Is that possible?"

An Chengtu felt relieved for a while, and asked again after a while, "Then... are you two in a relationship?"

Yun Xiaoming immediately denied it: "How is it possible, nothing!"

An Chengtu smiled, and he patted Yun Xiaoming's head: "My good boy, I knew you were not that kind of person. So, the witch god is unrequited love."

Yun Xiaoming nodded like a chicken pecking rice, thinking: I dare not ask for the body of the witch god again, it's so scary!

After asking clearly, An Chengtu pushed the wheelchair out of the room by himself.

Wu Yeyao sat upright.

An Chengtu said: "Witch God, I know you like our Mingzi. But unrequited love is useless. He doesn't like you, so... I'm sorry."

Wu Yeyao raised his eyebrows and looked at Yun Xiaoming.

Yun Xiaoming looked away guiltily.

Wu Yeyao knew it in his heart, and he said calmly: "Uncle, maybe you don't know. The selection of the deputy sword holder will start soon. I have also heard the rumors outside. If Xiao Ming doesn't If you are willing to marry me, then... I am afraid that I will spend very little time with him. "

Yun Xiaoming immediately raised his head: "Hey, are you still threatening me?"

Wu Yeyao said: "I didn't threaten you, but..."

While speaking, he tugged at his neckline and undid a button.

Yun Xiaoming saw Wu Yeyao's beautiful and sexy collarbone.

Inexplicably dry mouth, damn it, when did Wu Yeyao learn this trick?

"There's another reason why I came late today. It's because I've already applied with the above. They approved all the marriage certificates. "

As Wu Yeyao said, he took out two red certificates from his purse.

Yun Xiaoming's scalp exploded at once. He snatched the two certificates and said loudly: "You are too much! I haven't even arrived yet, so you just got the certificate!"

Wu Yeyao said: "All the formalities have been completed, all you need is your signature and fingerprint."

Yun Xiaoming opened the two red books.

Marriage licenses are slightly different than they were 40 years ago.

The personal information and photos are the same as before, but the signature column is added.

Under the bright red seal of the Martial Artists Alliance, Wu Yeyao's name and handprint are impressively on it.

There was also a seat vacant, apparently for someone else.

Wu Yeyao said: "I will not give my body to outsiders casually, so a marriage certificate must be obtained, this is a matter of principle."

Yun Xiaoming was in a complicated mood, he really wanted to throw these two red books on Wu Yeyao's face.

But he looked up and saw Wu Yeyao's face.

He is so handsome and dazzling under the slanting rays of the winter sun.

Facing this face, and a figure that is more standard than that of a male model, plus the looming sexy collarbone.

Yun Xiaoming couldn't throw it out.

Yun Xiaoming was in a complicated mood.

"Can I...can I not sign?" Yun Xiaoming felt guilty.

Wu Yeyao nodded: "Of course, from now on, we are in the process of getting married, unless you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to make a statement of refusal, otherwise..."

Yun Xiaoming was very nervous, he grabbed the two red books: "Otherwise what?"

Wu Yeyao said: "Otherwise, in terms of legal procedures, I'm already married, it's just...the groom hasn't been in place yet."

"Then what if I don't sign it for the rest of my life?" Yun Xiaoming hummed, he didn't believe that Wu Yeyao, who was upright and strong, would marry for the rest of his life!

Wu Yeyao raised her eyebrows: "Then I can only wait. After all, the progress cannot be considered complete until the other half is in place."

Yun Xiaoming lowered his head, and the air in the room froze.

Yun Xiaoming didn't study law. In fact, he knew very little about marriage law.

But both Donghuang X and An Chengtu understood what this meant.

Since the recovery of global aura and social unrest, there have been many such marriage certificates.

The main reason is that in troubled times, the chances of two people being present together may be very small, so if one of them is willing to take an oath and register as married, a marriage certificate can be issued.

Of course, if this kind of marriage comes into effect officially, the other party needs to sign and press the fingerprint, and then go to register.

There are also many true unrequited loves, who use such marriage certificates to express their loyalty to goddesses or male gods.

For those who really love each other, such a policy undoubtedly facilitates many people.

But for the scumbags who are crazy about raising spare tires...

It is rumored that the highest record is held by a certain goddess who held more than 50 such marriage certificates!

And those spare tires, because the marriage is in progress, so during this period, there is no way to go to get the certificate with others.

So far, even people who truly love each other rarely apply for this kind of marriage certificate.

Most of the people who apply for this kind of certificate are crazy enough to be insane, or licking dogs so badly that they can't house.

As long as a person is rational, he will not put himself in such a passive situation.

When Donghuang X was young, he had crazily pursued his goddess, but he had never done such a stupid thing.

Including An Chengtu, he also has his own sweetheart, but he will not do such a stupid thing.

At this moment, both of them looked at Wu Yeyao with complicated eyes.

One-sided self-locking, what a ruthless person!Too hard on yourself!

Yun Xiaoming doesn't know much about marriage law, and he doesn't know how to think about it when he has nothing to do.

Now, when the two elders explained the marriage certificate to him.

He was really in a complicated mood.

"Hmm...I think this gift...is too expensive...a bit hot..." Yun Xiaoming stammered.

He didn't want to get married yet, but he didn't want to make a refusal statement either.

So, am I going to become the legendary scum?This thing is really hot!

Wu Yeyao smiled slightly: "If you find it hot, you can throw it away."

"Ah?" Yun Xiaoming didn't want to throw it away.

"If you don't want to throw it away, you can think about it slowly." Wu Yeyao said slowly, "I'm not in a hurry. Moreover, I have received this certificate, and the more reason is that it is convenient to apply for high-level warriors to protect you .”

Yun Xiaoming snorted, feeling complicated.

He secretly went to see Wu Yeyao, always feeling that things were not that simple.

But Wu Yeyao didn't pay attention to Yun Xiaoming anymore, instead, he passed Yun Xiaoming and looked directly at An Chengtu behind him: "Uncle, are you still opposed to the marriage?"

The muscles on An Chengtu's face trembled slightly, and his Adam's apple kept trembling.

After a while, An Chengtu finally said with difficulty: "Sorcerers and gods... even got their certificates. I... what objection do I have?"

Wu Yeyao showed a satisfied smile.

An Chengtu said: "I'm a little unwell, so I won't eat dinner. You...Witch God, you can do whatever you want!"

Finally, Yun Xiaoming, Donghuang X, and Wu Yeyao went out together.

After the three of them went out, An Chengtu came to Yun Xiaoming's room, and found the two marriage certificates from his drawer.

The group photo above is still a photo of Yun Xiaoming when he was in high school.

One looks handsome and the other looks delicate.

Seems like a good match.

Wu Yeyao's three characters are vigorous and powerful, and the bright red fingerprints show his sincerity.

As for the empty column, Yun Xiaoming could choose whether to fill it in or not.

It should be a good thing that Yun Xiaoming found such a person.

But An Chengtu couldn't be happy, he squeezed the two red books with his slender hands for a long, long time, and finally laughed at himself.

After Donghuang X went out with them, he wouldn't be so blank as a light bulb.

After he promised that he would keep the matter a secret, he found an excuse and left.

So only Wu Yeyao and Yun Xiaoming were left, walking around on the streets in winter.

Yun Xiaoming was still in the fog when he suddenly remembered something and asked, "Brother Yao, Auntie, does she know about this?"

Wu Yeyao rubbed Yun Xiaoming's head, but did not answer.

Of course my mother knew about this, not only did she know, it was her idea!

My mother's words last night rang in my ears: "Son, I don't want my child to be trapped by wolves, and I don't want to be trapped by my daughter-in-law. Don't hesitate, just do it like this! Besides, what if someone sees your sincerity and agrees? What about that?" , can you tell mom who your daughter-in-law is? Does Yun Xiaoming still have a chance? "