After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

He felt a little depressed, so he said, "Tmall Elf."

Lu Yunfei immediately replied, "I'm here."

"Let's play a song."

What should I put at this time?Lu Yunfei felt that this was too much a test for himself, he thought for a while, and sang, "Slash the devils' heads with a big knife!"

If it wasn't for Bian Jinyuan's suspicion of himself, Lu Yunfei would have liked to sing to him: chop off the second uncle's head with a big sword.What kind of devil are you beheading? It's a peaceful age, let's behead the second uncle first.

Listening to this weird singing voice, Bian Jinyuan said speechlessly, "Change another one."

Don't like this kind of arrogance?That's right, Lu Yunfei thought about it, Bian Jinyuan might be in a bad mood right now, and he had to sing a happy song, "The mountain road here has eighteen bends, and the waterway here has nine chains..."

"Change one."

I don't like this one either, then, "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me keep you with my heart, stay!"

"Change one."

Lu Yunfei felt that he was really difficult to serve, "You betrayed my love, you have owed a debt of conscience, and finally I found out the truth and I shed tears..."

Bian Jinyuan sighed, this is indeed an artificial mental retardation, one should not expect him to play a reliable song for himself at this time.

"You'd better rest, you're so stupid."

You are stupid!I didn't sing these songs just to comfort you!Otherwise, I won't sing, okay!

Lu Yunfei started to sing angrily, "That idiot in class one wears cool clothes... You are the idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

Bian Jinyuan looked at the red lynx elf not far away in disbelief, "Are you scolding me?"

Lu Yunfei calmly said: "Now the German nursery rhyme "Little Crocodile" is being played, and those idiots are dressed in cool clothes..." He started singing again as he spoke.

Bian Jinyuan laughed, "What's the matter with your language system? You can't speak English, but you can speak German."

Great, Lu Yunfei thought, besides English, I can do anything.

He was proud of himself, and he didn't forget to sing: "It's you who is that idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot..."

Bian Jinyuan walked up to him speechlessly, "Change the song to "London Bridge is Falling Down"."

Lu Yunfei: ...

Lu Yunfei was silent for a second.

Bian Jinyuan smiled happily, "Aren't you very capable? You have the ability to sing."

Fuck!Competing with a Tmall elf, you are not naive!

Lu Yunfei opened his mouth and came:

"London Bridge is falling down,

Fall down, fall down.

London Bridge is falling down,

my beautiful lady

......"

Bian Jinyuan: ...Why is this translated into Chinese again!

Before he could react, Lu Yunfei sang again, "That group of idiots wear cool clothes..."

Bian Jinyuan: "...shut up, you."

Lu Yunfei: "This question is too difficult, it's so rare that I'm completely separated."

"I said, you can rest now, you don't need to sing."

"Ok."

Lu Yunfei PK Bian Jinyuan, in the first round, Lu Yunfei won!Lu Yunfei secretly thought.

Bian Jie put down the curtain and went back to the room with a chuckle. Both of them were lying on the bed, wondering, "Mom, where is the Tmall elf?"

"Shuangshuang won't play with Tmall Elf today, okay?" Bian Jie hugged him and coaxed, "My brother is playing with Tmall Elf, can I leave it to my brother?"

Shuangshuang nodded obediently, "My brother also likes Tmall elves."

"Yes."

"Then let my brother play, and my mother will tell me stories."

"Okay." Bian Jie pulled the blanket over his body, hugged him and lay down.

After Bian Jinyuan was made such a fuss by Lu Yunfei, his previous boredom had already disappeared. He took out the homework he hadn't finished, and quickly worked on the questions.

When Lu Yunfei woke up at his home the next day, he was already very calm.He washed up step by step, and while he was thankful that he had finished his homework early yesterday, he wondered if he spent every night at Bian Jinyuan's house like this, wouldn't he not be able to go home too late in the future?

So why did he wear it in Bian Jinyuan's Tmall elves?Lu Yunfei didn't understand.

Li Yuanqing still brought him breakfast, today's hot spicy soup, so Lu Yunfei urged the driver, "Hurry up, Uncle Li, I have to finish breakfast before the teacher arrives."

Uncle Li immediately stepped on the accelerator and drove to the school 15 minutes earlier than usual.

When Lu Yunfei was halfway through eating Hu spicy soup, Bian Jinyuan came and saw his breakfast, he was taken aback for a moment.Lu Yunfei took a spoonful and asked him, "Do you want to eat?"

"You'd better eat quickly, I saw Mr. Li going upstairs."

Lu Yunfei hurriedly speeded up, and 3 minutes before Li Li came in, he finished eating the hot and spicy soup and threw the box into the trash can.

He wanted to test Bian Jinyuan, so while drinking yogurt, he sang, "A group of idiots wear cool clothes..."

When Bian Jinyuan heard him singing this song, he turned to look at him in shock, "Why do you..."

Lu Yunfei looked at him innocently, and blinked pretending to be confused, "What's wrong?"

Bian Jinyuan also felt that he was overreacting, "It's nothing, it just sounds like this song..."

He didn't finish his sentence, but the meaning was already obvious.

Lu Yunfei smiled and said, "This is a nursery rhyme. My cousin came to my house yesterday and sang it all the time. I thought it was quite funny, so I just remembered it. It has no other meaning."

"I know." Bian Jinyuan said, he just didn't expect that he was just popularized this song last night, and now he will hear it again. It's all because of their artificial mental retardation, so stupid!

"You know?" Lu Yunfei asked, "Have you heard of it?"

"Ah."

"Where did you listen to it? Is there a recommended playlist for that kind of funny nursery rhymes?" Lu Yunfei asked, "Which music app, let me download it."

Bian Jinyuan didn't know which APP he could hear this song on, and he didn't know that it was a trap dug for him by Lu Yunfei, so he said casually, "I listened to our Tmall Genie, and its data was taken from I don’t know which music app.”

When Lu Yunfei heard the words, the dust settled instantly.

So, what he saw these two days was true.He really would wear into Bian Jinyuan's Tmall elf every night!What kind of evil fate is this!Did he owe Bian Jinyuan in his previous life!

Lu Yunfei looked at his deskmate and sighed.

Bian Jinyuan thought that he was worried because he didn't know which music app to download from, and reminded him, "Open all the apps and search one by one, there must be something that can be downloaded."

Am I worrying about downloading?Lu Yunfei thought to himself, what I am worried about is what kind of relationship between you and me!What is the relationship between us in our previous life, dear!