After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

Lu Yunfei said indifferently: "This question is too difficult, it's rare that I'm completely separated."

Bian Jinyuan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that the data of the English version of "Snow White" was probably not saved.

"How about singing an English nursery rhyme?"

Lu Yunfei: "...This question is too difficult, it's so rare that I'm completely separated."

Bian Jinyuan thought it needed a specific track, so he thought about it and said, "Play "MaryHadaLittle Lamb"."

Lu Yunfei said calmly:

mary had a little lamb

he is white

wherever mary goes

he always runs

……

Bian Jinyuan: ...

Lu Yunfei looked at him speechless, triumphant, hum, you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder, do you understand the English translation?

Bian Jinyuan pondered that the Tmall elf in front of him probably didn't have English data implanted when he appeared on the stage, so English songs can be sung into Chinese.No wonder Sister Liu despised it as an artificial mental retardation, so she gave this Tmall elf to herself.

Seriously speaking, Bian Jinyuan actually doesn't know about Tmall Genie, and his living environment makes him have no time or money to pay attention to these things.He only saw Liu Mo playing with the small red square box in the store for a while when Liu Mo received the courier.

At that time, Liu Mo said to him, "This is called Tmall Genie, artificial intelligence."

When he saw this small square box again, it was Liu Mo who asked him with disgust, "Do you want this thing? What kind of artificial intelligence, it is obviously an artificial mental retardation."

"No." Bian Jinyuan refused.

"Or take it, don't you have a younger brother? Although this thing is silly, it can tell stories, and it's just for your younger brother to play with."

When Liu Mo said this, Bian Jinyuan was a little shaken, he thought for a while, and finally took over the Tmall elf.He originally wanted to give Liu Mo money, but when Liu Mo heard the words, he slapped the table angrily and said to him, "Don't ask for it, I'll throw it away in a while, you really want to piss me off!"

Bian Jinyuan was afraid that she would be really angry, so he had no choice but to accept it, not daring to mention the money - after all, Liu Mo was the owner of the cake shop where he was working now.

Seeing that her brother had stopped talking, Shuangshuang asked him, "Brother, what happened to Mindray?"

Listening to her immature words, Bian Jinyuan said softly, "It's an English nursery rhyme."

"Can't Tmall Elf?"

"It doesn't look like it will."

"Then brother, you sing."

Hearing this, Bian Jinyuan was silent for a while, and then sang softly:

Maryhadalittle lamb

Hisfleecewaswhiteassnow

And every where that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go

His English pronunciation was very nice, and when he sang, there was a bit of tenderness at the end of the sound, which sounded very magnetic. Lu Yunfei couldn't help being a little stunned when he listened to it.

It wasn't until excited applause came from both sides, "Brother sang really well." Lu Yunfei finally came back to his senses, secretly thought it's okay, he's handsome, he studies well, he can sing, he's a god.However, Lu Yunfei looked around at the room in front of him, that is, the male god's family conditions are a bit difficult, it's not easy for a poor and noble son.

After Bian Jinyuan finished singing, Bian Jie finally brought him the hot meal.

Bian Jinyuan quickly cleared the table and asked Bian Jie, "Have you eaten yet?"

"Eat, I'll wait for you."

"Business is good in the store today, so I came back a little late."

"It's okay, you can eat quickly."

Lu Yunfei noticed that Bian Jie's appearance was considered good-looking at her age, and her charm was still there. No wonder the two brothers were so good-looking.

Shuangshuang's childish nature saw his brother eating, so he moved over greedily. Bian Jinyuan fed him a few mouthfuls with chopsticks, and both of them covered their mouths in satisfaction and said, "Don't eat, don't eat, both are full, brother to eat."

After he finished speaking, Bian Jie told him to go to bed, both of them were a little bit reluctant, and said "good night brother" to Bian Jinyuan, then ran to Tmall Elf and said, "Tmall Elf, good night."

"Good night." Lu Yunfei replied.

Only then did Shuangshuang lift the curtain and enter the room inside.Lu Yunfei couldn't see how big the room inside was, but he looked at the room in front of him that was less than 30 square meters and was packed to the brim, and felt that the room inside was probably over 20 square meters.

Bian Jie went to put her son to bed, let alone the living room, leaving only Bian Jinyuan and Lu Yunfei hiding in the Tmall elves.Lu Yunfei watched Bian Jinyuan's expression return to his usual indifference at school. He quickly finished his meal, washed the dishes, and then sat on the sofa and continued to write his own things.

His back is very straight, and his sitting posture is very standard, but he doesn't even have a desk.

Lu Yunfei looked at the coffee table that obviously didn't match the sofa, and the very old desk lamp with tape on the coffee table. His deadly enemy lived in such an environment.Lu Yunfei felt a little embarrassed, he sighed in his heart, and silently observed Bian Jinyuan who was not far away.

After Bian Jinyuan finished writing the manuscript, he took out the unfinished homework and began to write.He goes to school during the day, works at noon and night, and sometimes needs to contribute manuscripts, so he usually spends his time doing homework between classes, and if he can't finish it, he takes it home to write.He writes homework very quickly, and most of the time, he only needs to glance at it to write the answer.

When writing English homework, Bian Jinyuan rarely thought of Lu Yunfei, and also thought of what Li Li said to himself, "You just help him, I know that the sophomore stage is very important to everyone, but his grades, It’s a pity for me to sit back and watch like this.”

Bian Jinyuan is not a person who likes to waste time on other people, he is very busy, he is busy every day, he has no time and energy to care and help others.To be poor is to take care of oneself alone, and to be rich is to help the world at the same time. Bian Jinyuan feels that he is destined to have nothing to do with the world, so he chooses to take care of himself alone.

He had rejected the teacher's request to let him be the class monitor, and also rejected the teacher's request that he tutor other students, but he did not refuse Li Li.He owed Lu Yunfei a favor, even if Lu Yunfei didn't show up, he could have settled the situation at that time, but Lu Yunfei helped him after all, so he was willing to help Lu Yunfei.

Lu Yunfei helped him once, and he helped Lu Yunfei once, and then they were even, Bian Jinyuan thought so.

Lu Yunfei was woken up by the alarm clock.

He reached out to turn off the alarm clock, sat up depressed, and prepared to wash his face and brush his teeth before going to school.Wait, just as Lu Yunfei stood up, he suddenly realized something.He looked down at himself, and then at the room.This is his home, so he was just dreaming?

Lu Yunfei went to the bathroom uncertainly, looked at the familiar face in the mirror, pinched himself, and then hissed, fuck!It hurts!It seems that it is not a dream now, so the Tmall Elf was a dream last night?Then why did he dream that he became a Tmall elf?And Bian Jinyuan and his family.

With this doubt in his heart, Lu Yunfei went to the classroom in a wild way.Li Yuanqing had already put the breakfast bought for him on the table, Lu Yunfei picked up the pancakes on the table and ate a couple of mouthfuls, and drank the soy milk Li Yuanqing bought while eating.

"Stop eating, it's time for you to change seats, young man." Li Yuanqing reminded him.

Lu Yunfei looked at his watch, swallowed the last bite of pancake fruit, and finished his soy milk before walking towards his new territory.

Bian Jinyuan had already talked to his deskmate yesterday, and the deskmate had no complaints. After all, he once thought that if he sat next to the number one in the grade, and asked the first few questions from time to time, his grades would definitely skyrocket.However, the cruel reality tells him that it is wishful thinking to expect the first grade to have the friendship with classmates!This fellow Bian Jinyuan only knows that he is flying solo, and he doesn't want to take others with him.

"Trust me, rely on yourself." Bian Jinyuan's former deskmate patted Lu Yunfei on the shoulder, "Scholar is reliable, even a sow can climb a tree."

Hearing this, Lu Yunfei took out his mobile phone calmly, clicked on his own Weibo, searched for keywords, and then showed it to his predecessor who had handed over the territory to him, "Although I don't know if Xueba is reliable, but the sow is really You can climb trees, you see."

Former tablemate: ...

My current deskmate Lu Yunfei: "Do you know which four words contain all the wisdom of human beings?"

"Which four?"

"Waiting and hoping."

The former deskmate looked at him disapprovingly.

Lu Yunfei patted him on the shoulder, "I didn't say it, Dumas said it, remember it, Chinese composition can be used."

Former tablemate: ...

The former tablemate silently moved to Li Yuanqing's side, feeling very complicated.

As soon as Lu Yunfei took his seat, Bian Jinyuan came.Lu Yunfei looked at him, and then remembered last night, he was not sure if he was dreaming, and he was not sure if what he saw was real.He looked at his deskmate and said friendly, "From today, we are deskmates."

Bian Jinyuan let out a "hmm".

Lu Yunfei wanted to try him, but he didn't know how to try so that it would not be so obvious.He propped his chin with one hand, thought and thought, and was about to ask Bian Jinyuan when he heard the bell for morning reading.The English teacher walked into the classroom with the bell ringing, and said to everyone, "Read this morning, let's dictate English words."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ? ! ! ! !Dictate what? ? ?what word? ? ?What word? ? ?

Lu Yunfei felt that his blood pressure rose instantly!