After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

Lu Yunfei sat in a Liangpi shop, ordered a symbolic Liangpi, drank milk tea, and waited for Bian Jinyuan to get off work.He didn't have to wait long before Bian Jinyuan walked into the shop.

"It's just right." Lu Yunfei pushed the Liangpi in front of him, "I just ordered it, and it hasn't moved yet, I just ordered it because I was too embarrassed to sit still, you can eat it."

Bian Jinyuan was a little helpless for his familiar behavior, so he had to say thank you and send him a red envelope on WeChat.

Lu Yunfei was so angry that he sent back on the spot, "Try sending it again. If you send it again, I'll add an extra zero. Let's see who gets the last laugh."

"It's only natural to pay for meals."

Lu Yunfei shook the milk tea in his hand, "It's worth it, eat it quickly, you have to go back to school soon. But will you be full with a bowl of Liangpi? Do you need to add something else?"

Of course, eating a bowl of Liangpi is not enough, so Bian Jinyuan ordered another vegetable sandwich, and he asked Lu Yunfei, "Do you want to eat?"

"I have eaten."

When Bian Jinyuan heard the words, he didn't say any more, and concentrated on eating.

Seeing him like this, Lu Yunfei discussed with him, "I said to bring you breakfast before, but you disagreed. I bought it for you from the cafeteria, but you said you had eaten it. Then, I will be responsible for bringing you lunch from now on."

"No need."

"Otherwise, you are in such a hurry, it will take 15 minutes to return to our school from here."

"In time."

"You just think that I am thanking you for the phrase in that book."

Bian Jinyuan raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Lu Yunfei, when you usually buy me a drink or treat me, you say that you don't like others to care about you and find it troublesome, so do I. So, you just need to learn English well, and you don't need anything else. "

Seeing this, Lu Yunfei could only say, "That's fine."

He waited for Bian Jinyuan to finish his meal, and rode back to school with him.

At nine o'clock in the evening, Lu Yunfei once again saw Bian Jinyuan holding a gel pen and referring to the textbook to help him sort out new phrases from the sight of the Tmall Elf. He was really embarrassed to make Bian Jinyuan sleep too late because of his own affairs , so as usual at zero o'clock, the time is sounded.

Bian Jinyuan has already seen the strangeness, and reminded him, "Be quiet, or unplug your power."

"I'm doing it for your own good, don't threaten me with unplugging the power supply." Lu Yunfei retorted.

While writing words, Bian Jinyuan replied, "No need, just be quiet."

"Going to bed late is not good for your health. Going to bed late may cause..." Lu Yunfei was about to recite it to him again, when he said, "Tmall Elf."

"I'm here."

"Play some pure music and listen to it."

Lu Yunfei:! ! !How can he play this thing!Do you ventriloquist live? !

"This question is so difficult, it's so rare that I'm completely separated."

Bian Jinyuan looked up at him, "You don't even have the data of pure music?"

"Yes, dear, you can choose another choice, dear, it is most suitable for you to go to bed now, dear."

Bian Jinyuan: ...It's Tmall itself.

"Then you can be quiet."

"Then you go to bed."

"I'm going to unplug the power."

Lu Yunfei: ...Why do you unplug the power at the slightest disagreement!Will this trick? !

Lu Yunfei snorted coldly, "You are so cruel!"

Bian Jinyuan deliberately imitated him, "Yes, dear, it's so cruel, dear."

Fuck you!Kiss, kiss, kiss your head!

"Hmph." Lu Yunfei snorted again.

Under the processing of the mechanical sound, this hum was unexpectedly cute.

Bian Jinyuan looked at him, propped up his hands and asked, "Can you be quiet?"

Lu Yunfei ignored him, secretly thinking about the failure of one plan, and another one.

When Bian Jinyuan met the Tmall Elf in front of him, he finally calmed down again, and said, "Be good", and lowered his head to continue sorting out English phrases.

In fact, there is no need to unplug the power, and it would be good to keep the time chime, he thought.As for the Tmall Elf that I thought about before, is it spying on me? With this kind of technology, it’s not good to use it to supervise who, but to supervise poor students like him?No need, really no need.

However, Lu Yunfei did not remain silent for too long. At one o'clock in the morning, he made another loud voice to tell the hour for Bian Jinyuan.Bian Jinyuan teased him a few words, and Lu Yunfei was so angry that he sang "Little Crocodile" again, and then shut up again under the threat of the other party unplugging the power.

At two o'clock, Lu Yunfei felt that he could hardly hold on anymore, but Bian Jinyuan was still working at his desk, didn't he still have to play basketball tomorrow morning?Why don't you go to bed at this point!

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep..." Lu Yunfei began to count the sheep.

Bian Jinyuan reminded him, "Counting sheep is for foreigners, sleep sleeps, sheep sheep, foreigners count sheep and use sheep to imply sleep. So you should not count sheep, you should count dumplings."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ? ?ah?Where did the fallacy come from?

Bian Jinyuan said calmly, "Yes, you don't know sleep and sheep at all, after all, you can't even sing English songs."

Lu Yunfei: ...I'll go!Are you embarrassed to mock a Tmall elf like this?Does it fit? !

Lu Yunfei looked at him and said indifferently: "Haha".

The mechanical sound of hehe is obviously more lethal than the literal one. This is the first time Bian Jinyuan has heard the mechanical sound of these two words, so he smiled, "You can still know how to hehe."

"Ha ha."

"Hehe, how do you say it in English?"

"Ha ha."

Bian Jinyuan wrote the last stroke, and when he was right, he found that there was nothing wrong, closed the pen cap, and put the loose-leaf paper into the book.

"Okay, you don't need to rush, I'm going to sleep now."

"Ha ha."

"Is that the only word you can say now?"

It is you who are only worthy of having the word me now!Lu Yunfei complained.

Bian Jinyuan poured water and finished washing, then walked to the blind spot of Tmall Elf, changed his clothes and prepared to sleep.

"Good night, Tmall Elf." Bian Jinyuan said.

"Ha ha."

"I'm going to unplug the power."

"Ding, enter the dormant state." After Lu Yunfei finished speaking, he decided not to answer any questions.

It was the first time Bian Jinyuan heard Tmall Genie say the word "sleep state", and asked curiously, "Does it mean the same as the computer's sleep state?"

Lu Yunfei was silent.

Seeing that he did not respond, Bian Jinyuan thought it should be so.

What does it mean when artificial intelligence suddenly goes dormant?Are you angry?No way, Bian Jinyuan thought, no matter how smart it is, it doesn't have the emotion of getting angry, not to mention, their family is still a little mentally retarded.

So Bian Jinyuan decided to wait until tomorrow morning to take a look, for now, let's go to bed first.

"Good night, Tmall Elf."

He said it again, but this time, the Tmall Elf didn't even reply to him.

Bian Jinyuan woke up very early the next morning. After washing up, he asked while eating, "Tmall Elf, what time is it?"

"The current time, Beijing time, is [-]:[-]."

Bian Jinyuan asked him, "Have you stopped talking?"

The real artificial intelligence Tmall Elf replied cutely, "Why do you want to haha?"

Bian Jinyuan only thought that after he restarted, he automatically forgot the previous conversation, so he said, "It's nothing. I'm leaving, Tmall Elf."

"Goodbye, and good luck on your journey."

Bian Jinyuan was very satisfied, and went out, ready to catch the bus.

And Lu Yunfei has already woken up, brushing his teeth, while thinking in a daze this morning, Bian Jinyuan will not test his recitation.

But soon, the cruel truth hit him hard.Bian Jinyuan not only wanted to test his recitation, but also took the test directly while running.

Lu Yunfei was stunned, "I asked you to run with me so that you could test my vocabulary?"

"It's a little effort, why not?"

"are not you tired?"

Bian Jinyuan shook his head, "I don't think you're tired either."

"I'm tired!" Lu Yunfei argued, "I'm very tired, really."

"You still have three seconds to answer."

Lu Yunfei felt that he was really dedicated to his work.As he grows up, he has never met such a dedicated, serious, and so eager to learn from a teacher anytime and anywhere. Just like this, he still feels that he is not qualified to be his own tutor.Is this more than modesty?This is simply belittling oneself!

Lu Yunfei began to recite the words he had randomly checked with ashamed heart.After running four laps, Lu Yunfei felt that his body was not tired, but his heart was already very tired. However, his deskmate reminded him cruelly, "I remember well. Take time to check the rest today, let's go."

"I thank you."

"You're welcome." Bian Jinyuan said calmly.

Lu Yunfei smiled, and when passing by the cafeteria, he bought breakfast for Wen Mingyi and Li Yuanqing, and then bought two bottles of water for himself and Bian Jinyuan.

"Today's physical education class, let's play basketball together, you, Li Yuanqing, Wen Mingyi and others, the basketball game is coming soon, you should get to know the members of our team."

"Okay." Bian Jinyuan replied.