After I Possessed the Tmall Genie of the School Adonis

"I'm here." Lu Yunfei said positively.

"No need to tell the time, just be quiet."

"Okay." Lu Yunfei verbally agreed.

Just watching the hour hand slowly turn to the 1 position, Lu Yunfei felt sleepy, but Bian Jinyuan was still writing English on the sofa.He couldn't help urging, "The time is now, Beijing time, one o'clock in the morning."

Bian Jinyuan: ...

Bian Jinyuan stopped writing and thought for a while, could it be because he used to fall asleep on time before 12 o'clock in the evening, so it took so long, until today, he found out that their silly Tmall elf was still telling the time on time every night.

Then I usually sleep too deeply.

Bian Jinyuan looked at the Tmall Elf not far away, and emphasized again, "There is no need to tell the time, please be quiet."

Lu Yunfei thought to himself, is this a matter of my peace?This is brother, you should sleep!Look at what time it is now!Still not sleeping yet, are you planning to jump left and right on the verge of sudden death!

Thinking of this, Lu Yunfei calmly replied, "One o'clock in the morning, sleep time. Going to bed too late will lead to a series of symptoms such as obesity, decreased immunity, rough skin, and memory loss. To take care of yourself, start with going to bed on time!"

Bian Jinyuan: ...

Seeing that he was silent, Lu Yunfei decided to add more fire.So he cleared his throat, and Tmall Genie made two "ding" and "ding".

Bian Jinyuan looked puzzled, what is this for?start again?

Soon, he understood.

Because, Lu Yunfei started to sing:

睡 吧 ， 睡 吧 ， 的 的 宝贝

Mother's hands gently shake you

The cradle rocks you, sleep fast and peacefully

The night is quiet, warmed by Rido

……

Bian Jinyuan: ...

Bian Jinyuan never dreamed that the first time someone sang a lullaby to him at such a young age was an artificial intelligence!

This fucking is too smart!This is not the little mental retardation he is familiar with, this smart one makes him wonder if there are two eyes staring at him!

Bian Jinyuan used to listen to the girls in the store talking about Taobao big data, Taobao eavesdropped on you every day, what did you say, it guessed what you liked and immediately appeared, and it still felt like nonsense.Now he feels that he doesn't know if Taobao is eavesdropping, but Tmall Genie must be eavesdropping!He just keeps his two big black eyes open, paying attention to you all the time, and even urges you if he doesn't go to bed on time all day!Simply amazing!

Bian Jinyuan has reason to suspect that if he continues to sleep late tomorrow, his little mentally handicapped family member should start selling sleep aid products to him.And these products must be Tmall monopoly!

Therefore, Bian Jinyuan got up and walked towards his Tmall elf, intending to unplug the power and see how he supervised himself.

As soon as Lu Yunfei sang "A Bouquet of Roses, A Bouquet of Lilies", he saw him walking towards him. He was wondering, but suddenly felt darkness in front of his eyes. The next second, he opened his eyes and looked at him with a dazed expression. the top of his head.Lu Yunfei was stunned for a moment, then turned on and turned on the bedside lamp, and looked at his bedroom in shock, "Damn it, he's wearing it back!"

Lu Yunfei didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but he was already laughing.He just smiled and laughed, but Lu Yunfei snorted, Bian Jinyuan dared to unplug his power. He hasn't finished singing his lullaby yet, so he treats his mother like this!Let's see how to deal with him when he goes tomorrow!

On the other side, Bian Jinyuan, whose world was finally quiet, continued to be busy with sorting out the English phrases and sentence patterns at hand.

Lu Yunfei met Bian Jinyuan on the playground the next day.He had a good night's sleep, and he wasn't as angry as he was when he was cut off from the power supply last night, but seeing Bian Jinyuan was still not happy, so he capped him several times while playing basketball.

Bian Jinyuan didn't take it seriously, and still helped Lu Yunfei look after his schoolbag when he went for a run.

Lu Yunfei ran for 10 minutes, and when he saw Bian Jinyuan waiting for him on the side of the track, he knew it was time to go back to the classroom. He walked over, and Bian Jinyuan took out a bottle of mineral water from his schoolbag and handed it to him.

Lu Yunfei was surprised, "You still prepared this?"

Bian Jinyuan didn't speak, just carried his schoolbag and walked outside the playground.

Lu Yunfei looked at the mineral water in his hand, and decided to forgive him for turning off the power yesterday for the sake of the bottle of water.

He took a few sips of water, chased after him, took back his schoolbag, and walked into the classroom with Bian Jinyuan.

Li Yuanqing had already put the steamed stuffed bun and soy milk on his table, and there was a piece of paper on the table that clearly wrote: Starting tomorrow, it's your turn to bring breakfast.

Lu Yunfei was shocked, why it was his turn so soon!He silently rolled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can not far away.

"Give you."

As soon as Lu Yunfei turned around, he saw Bian Jinyuan looking at him, holding a book that looked familiar.

"What?" He took it curiously, opened it and looked at it, but was stunned for a moment.

This is a book bound with loose-leaf paper, and each loose-leaf paper in it is filled with fixed collocations of English phrases and English sentence patterns.

Lu Yunfei looked up at Bian Jinyuan, Bian Jinyuan looked at the notebook and told him, "Start memorizing this from today, and memorize at least three pages every day. Remember the meaning of each item clearly, and remember which collocation you like most. The fourth page is a mock question, you can do it after memorizing it, and then give it to me for correction."

Listening to his words, Lu Yunfei looked at the notebook in his hand full of English, and the emotion in his heart slowly swelled like blowing bubbles.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Bian Jinyuan thought that he felt that the task was heavy, so he rarely persuaded him, "It's a bit much to memorize three pages a day, but these phrases and sentence patterns are no more than words. You don't need to spell them, just look familiar. You can do other things." The grades in the subjects are all good, and you can allocate more time to English appropriately, after all, you have more room for improvement in this course than your other subjects combined."

"I know." Lu Yunfei said, "It's not that I recite too much, I just think that you are pretty good."

Hearing this, Bian Jinyuan smiled, and shook his head, "It's just a courtesy."

Lu Yunfei felt that he was also quite stubborn.

He put the book on the table, flipped through it carefully, only to find that Bian Jinyuan's book only contained 24 loose-leaf pages, and he memorized it by three pages per section, that is, a week's worth.

so little?

Lu Yunfei felt it was unscientific.

Bian Jinyuan seemed to see his doubts, and explained, "Your basics are not very good, and you have forgotten many phrases you learned in junior high school, so start memorizing the simple and common ones. Memorize these first, and then still got more."

Only then did Lu Yunfei understand why he gave himself such a detachable loose-leaf notebook, it turned out that it was for the purpose of continuing to increase the volume in the future.

He nodded, but suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and turned to the cover of the book again.Wait, isn't this notebook the one he saw last night?

So, this is what Bian Jinyuan was writing last night?In order to write the content to memorize for himself, he wrote until after one o'clock in the morning?

Lu Yunfei turned to look at Bian Jinyuan with complicated emotions, "When did you organize this for me?"

"Yesterday." Bian Jinyuan took out the books for morning reading and said calmly.

It really is!Lu Yunfei felt that his tablemate was really kind!

"Then you must have spent a long time." Lu Yunfei tentatively asked.

Bian Jinyuan looked up at him, "If I were you, this issue is not what I care about now."

Lu Yunfei:? ? ?What's the meaning?

Then, he heard the familiar tone of the English teacher, "Today's English morning reading, let's dictate some English words."

Lu Yunfei:! ! !

Bian Jinyuan smiled at him, "This is what you should care about now."

Lu Yunfei was speechless, but he thought about it, didn't he just write it silently for Bian Jinyuan yesterday?Full marks, then what is he afraid of? !

So Lu Yunfei put the notebook in his hand aside, and said confidently: Come on!It's time to show my true strength!