[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 8: Your fault, take it easy.

"Poor little bat, have you seen his disappointed face?" Yun Hai retreated sideways into the locker room, and then said to the unusually quiet system.

How dare you smile like that? !The goddamn system didn't even dare to speak out when the host died just now!For fear that she would jump directly into Bruce's face and shout at him: "I'm a clown, I'm a clown, come and arrest me!"

Once again, a feeling of tiredness dominates this weather-beaten system.Why do other hosts worry about falling off the horse every day during role-playing, while my host can't wait to dance pole dance in front of his old enemy?What caused the gap between the two to be the same?Is it love?No, it's God's desire to die!

"Aren't you afraid that Batman will suspect you by doing this?" The system uttered the most genuine and desperate voice from the bottom of its heart.It doesn't even understand why the host has let itself go like this, and its own evaluation system still didn't give an OOC warning?

"Ah? Didn't he already suspect it?" Yun Hai said with an innocent face as he slid down the emergency fire stairs. Batman? The intuition and observation skills are really accurate."

The system who obviously stayed together but didn't notice anything: ... How should I respond at this time so that I don't look a little bit dazed, waiting online, I'm in a hurry.

Yun Hai seemed to have finally realized her conscience. While looking in all directions, she tried to find the blind spots in the surveillance system while confidently comforting the system: "Actually, there is nothing to worry about. Batman will investigate my identity next, and my identity has no flaws. "

Please tell me, dear, where did you get your confidence?

"Are you talking about the false identity you got from the Penguin, which is full of flaws? It won't take a day for Bruce to find out that you are a stowaway—" The tired system suddenly paused at this point, and it seemed vaguely understand what.

This year's host, this wave of operations, yes, show.

"What are you doing? Stop!"

Yunhai whistled, stunned the passerby who didn't know how to be funny, put on the other party's payment, and then happily put on cute?After finishing all this, he unceremoniously praised his own system: "Bingo! I was just doing things for others as a black man, but I just happened to attract Bruce, the cutest big guy in Gotham, during the mission. Baby's attention, being noticed suspiciously by a harmless billionaire doesn't make the mission more difficult, and Bruce is Batman? How would I know such a thing?"

Regarding Yun Hai's aboveboard and even complacent shameless behavior, the system can only say "..." It turns out that human beings are not the most shameless, only more shameless!

"You didn't intend to plant Penguin from the beginning, did you?" The more the system thought about it, the more it seemed possible.

My host played a game with Batman last night, and then took me straight to the Penguin base camp in order to find a new identity for her.

Of course, this matter must not be done as a clown, so Yunhai fabricated the background for himself: an undocumented illegal immigrant from China... (Forgive me Da Song, it is the most difficult lie to lie poked)

However, the tricky thing is that Penguin is not satisfied with money. Of course, there is also the factor that Yunhai himself has played off. The final result is that Penguin has sweet expectations for her and made another condition for Yunhai. :

Help him as an internal responder for a charity auction, cut off the power supply for a fixed period of time, and prove your worth.After the event is completed, not only can you get a new identity, but you can also join the Penguin Happy Team.

Faced with such a condition, Yunhai, who possesses extremely high moral standards, naturally refused—what a ghost!Who could turn down the chance to meet Bruce (Batman) in a fair and honest way?

Yunhai: As expected of Penguin, the underground king of Gotham, he actually perfectly grasped my weakness.

System: No, don't talk nonsense, I'm not, I don't.

Yunhai: Have you got a virus in your system?

System: No, I'm simulating a penguin.

So it became what it is now.Yun Hai turned his head to look at the direction he came from, obviously still reminiscing about the contact they had just had.

Facing the false accusations from the system and disrespecting the facts, Yun Hai's first reaction was to snort disapprovingly, and then lazily said: "Someone will always have to pay for their rudeness, Besides, I didn't frame it, when he cheated on me when I was running a gang, he should have thought of the consequences."

"Your plan is too insidious, the people on Earth are really scary!" The system had to be convinced, it silently entered what the host just did into the folder code-named Joker in its inventory, and shared with other jokers in Yunhai. operations side by side.

"Insidious? Did I let the Penguin trick me? As for the plan—" Yun Hai was obviously touched by that word, she repeated it and then laughed: "I just took his plan and used him instead, That's not my plan, that's Penguin's plan."

Then Yunhai paused and asked again: "You know whatInoticed? (Do you know what I noticed?)"

However, the answer from the system is not that important, because without waiting for it to answer, Yunhai said on his own: "When things go according to plan, no one will panic, even if his or her plan is extremely terrifying."

"Destroy the economy of country S to suppress the other party. Although tens of millions of people will be displaced or even choose to commit suicide, no one will panic. If I say that the people who made this plan will die, everyone will die." Like crazy."

"So don't say I'm planning something, he or she is planning all of this, I don't have a plan, I'm just living." Yun Hai said as he put on his hood.One step into the scope of monitoring.

In the monitoring room, John touched his smooth head, thinking bitterly, this is probably a side effect of being smart, after all, he is extremely smart.The coffee in hand was almost cold, and there were no abnormalities on the twenty monitoring screens. John took the opportunity to drink a cup of coffee with his head down.

But when he looked up——

"Pfft—what is this damned idiot planning to do?!" Coffee was sprayed all over the keyboard, but John didn't have the time to take care of it.In the very center of the screen, a man in a ridiculous hood throws something.

In the next second, the whole building sounded a piercing fire alarm.

"I never plan, I just inject some small jokes into people's lives while living for myself~" Yunhai said and cut off the switch.

"What happened?" Men's screams, women's cries, the originally well-ordered banquet suddenly fell into panic and disorder, someone kicked off their shoes, someone was robbing the safe exit, no matter where, there was only chaos .

"Alfred, what's the result of the investigation." Bruce stood outside the crowd, watching them fight for that little chance with cold eyes.

"It's just a gun, Master Wayne. I don't know who threw the gun into the aisle, but he must have left."

There was no fire, just violence, which caused such a riot.Bruce suddenly felt a little sad.This is his city, this is his people.

This is his city!This is his people!

Suddenly, the whole world was plunged into darkness.There was silence, and then a nerve-wracking gunshot broke the silence, with everyone screaming hysterically.

"Ah, looks like we're in trouble, sir."

"Youarewrong, Alfred, Itist trouble coming for HIM, (You are wrong, Alfred, it's trouble coming to him) Call Gordon, I will take care of this."

"Are you coming for your suit Master Wayne? (Are you going for your suit Master Wayne?)"

Click, click, click, the sound of leather shoes touching the ground echoed in the empty corridor.Bruce ran away from the crowd, with a cold arc of his jaw, and he took off the tie that was in the way:

"Of course." Batman put his helmet on.

The author has something to say: the illness is over, I feel powerless, this is too real