[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 61: Dream Millennium

Bruce Wayne woke up from the bed. He rubbed his aching head because he didn't sleep well and watched Alfred come in with coffee.

"Good morning, Master Wayne, today's sunshine is also very beautiful." Ah Fu bent down and put the tray on the table, and then conveniently put two red rose flowers in the vase beside the table.

The breeze blows the curtains, the flower branches sway gently in the wind, and the dew on them reflects the morning light.It was really very—calm, yes, an uncharacteristically peaceful morning.

"Alfred?" Bruce shook his head and shook his head, trying to sort out his thoughts from the chaotic memory: "Fortunately, you are all right. I was a little worried when I learned that the Scarecrow sent people to the manor and Jim."

"Jim? Sir?" Seeing the young master stretched and stood up, Ah Fu repeated the name in confusion.

"It's our dear Chief Gordon, what's wrong with you, Alfred?" Stretching his hand to put on his coat, Bruce looked at the dazed butler and said, "And how did I come back? I think the scarecrow's potion has worked, and now I have a memory confusion."

"Scarecrow?" But the housekeeper just repeated like a repeater.

"Don't be like Yunhai, Alf—" Bruce sighed: "This joke is not funny at all."

Finally hearing a familiar name, Ah Fu's frowned eyebrows relaxed: "I understand, young master, this should be a little secret between you and Ms. Yun."

"Ma'am?" This time it was Bruce's turn to turn into a repeater, and he stared at Ah Fu, who was also in a daze, until the door was knocked twice and then opened from the outside, and a voice that should never have appeared appeared.

"Son? You sound agitated. Is something wrong?"

It was just a simple sentence, but Ah Fu noticed that the young master's expression had changed, no, maybe there was no need to observe, because the blank and stiff expression was directly placed on the suddenly pale face.

Young master, he looked completely shocked.

Yes, I was shocked, astonishment and disbelief appeared on my face at the same time, making Bruce take a solid step back and bumped into the table full of roses: "No, this is impossible!"

This is, his mother and father? !How can this be?This is something that should never happen!They clearly have, they clearly have!

The two people who should never appear were reflected in the black pupils that were constantly dilated, and the vigorous fingertips that should have been used to hunt down criminals plunged deeply into the palm of his hand.Bruce urgently needs the painful touch to dissolve all the absurdities in front of him, to dissolve this funny illusion.

Scarecrow is naive if he thinks such an illusion can defeat Batman!No, this is far from the limit of Batman!

Bruce, break free from this false illusion!You need to talk, you need to act!As long as, as long as you don't just stand there stupidly, that's fine!

But it's useless, the reality is that Bruce stands there motionless as if he was pinned to the floor.His unfocused pupils fell between the two in front of him, and his pale, bloodless lips moved a few times, but no matter what, he couldn't utter a normal word.

If it's a joke, it has to be a very, very bad joke.

From the old butler's point of view, his poor young master looked terrified, his muscles tensed, ready to flee.And his judgment was correct, before Master Thomas tried to say the second sentence to his son, Bruce turned and ran away without looking back.

A weak and incompetent person dare not even face his own illusion.Maybe Bruce will spit on himself like this later, but now, now he just wants to escape from here, far away.

Not just running away, to be precise, Bruce turned and ran away.He escaped from this mess, and fled in a panic.

What Bruce didn't know was that behind him, some of the most important people in his life, maybe not all (because of the absence of Yunhai), were watching his back worriedly.

"Honey, just let me handle these." Martha reached out her hand to stop Thomas, who was about to catch up, kissed the latter's left and right cheeks and said, "Don't forget that even though it's Saturday, you still have an operation to do in the morning." Do."

"And—" Martha blinked her eyes: "Don't be too jealous, but mothers always know their children better than fathers."

Martha was right, and she was always right, and time was running out.Sighing, Thomas took one last look in the direction his son had left and hurried to the door.

"Oh, by the way, don't arrange too many activities for the two of you in the morning." Standing in front of Ah Fu's opened door, Ma Si turned around and warned: "Let's go out to eat at noon, and then go play golf."

"Honey, I'm afraid it's just you and me going out at noon." Martha couldn't do anything about it, because—"Did you forget what day it is today? Ah Yun, do you remember now?"

After listening to what his wife said, Thomas had a smile exactly like his wife's, and at the same time said something that would never happen: "Maybe she and Bruce will go home for dinner after watching the movie." .”

"God, it's better not to have such a thing happen," Martha propped her forehead in distress, "otherwise I'll have a family meeting for Bruce this afternoon."

"Anyway, don't forget to call me, maybe I can teach him some of my experience in pursuing you back then." Thomas turned around and kissed Martha's forehead before striding away.

So maybe that's why Bruce is standing in front of the cinema with two movie tickets in his hand.He was leaning against the cold marble, dizzy from the hot noon sun: it was strange, it felt like summer was over, but now it was summer again.

This weird feeling of dislocation became more and more serious, when Bruce saw the tall lady walking slowly towards him directly in front of him.

The naturally curly long hair that reaches to the waist undulates and dances with every lift of the foot.Her hair was lime green, and her eyes were pure black.

No, no, all wrong!This is impossible!Why is it impossible?No, this is ridiculous!What kind of ridiculous law?This is too absurd!Why do you say that?

Countless thoughts roiled in Bruce's mind, he left the marble he was leaning on and stood up straight, then tentatively read out the obviously familiar name to the person who was a few steps away: "Cloud—sea ?”

The other party responded, raised his eyes, smiled, and a beautiful but equally dazzling fake smile appeared on his face:

"What an honor, our Master Wayne can still remember the name of his marriage proposal last week."

what?

The author has something to say: Searching for the noble blue boy has surprises, and appreciates the true face of the domestic cartilage man.

Only the master is true, the others are false, take away the big baby Bruce