[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 6: Repeatedly testing on the verge of death

Yunhai chose an egg tart, oh, it’s blueberry flavored, she loves blueberries so much, so what about this one! Jesus Christ! ! !Why is there such a delicious cream cake in this world!oh!oh!oh!When the delicious cream melted in her mouth, Yunhai felt as if she had ascended to heaven!

"I suspect that you are passively sabotaging your work, and the evidence is solid." The cold voice of the system interrupted Yun Hai's thought of doing another one.

"Small Comeon system, it's impossible for me to hang around with little bats all day long. I have to have my own life, and obtaining a legal identity is not considered passive sabotage." Yun Hai said disapprovingly, and then turned to another A matcha ice cream just around the corner, aha, green, will it taste as unique as its color?

When Yunhai got her wish, she waved her fork and replied in the affirmative: "It's a pity you don't have a mouth to taste, I mean, these desserts, you will love them to death."

"And look at the size of the clown, what effect will it have if you eat ten more?" Yun Hai winked at the air and said: "Besides, I am not passive and sabotage, I am taking my time Moving forward with our plan."

"You mean actively destroying a dozen cakes?"

"Of course not! You know it's a charity auction but do you know who's going to be there?"

"According to your human classification, the upper class will come."

"That's right, so Bruce, our little sweetheart will definitely come~"

"The Joker doesn't know Batman's true identity."

"Yes," Yunhai affirmed the system's statement, and then said, turning the fork as a matter of course, "but I know."

The system stares at the new host without saying a word. It now sees the difference between Yunhai and other hosts. She is casual and never abides by the rules. A person who deviates from the rules is dangerous.

"Look, we can slowly approach Bruce as a sea of ​​clouds, and then—"

"Slow-boil frogs? That takes too long."

"Try to be patient, system." Yun Hai gracefully flicked the piece of fabric on her chest, throwing the crumbs of the cake into the air: "Sometimes some things are worth waiting longer."

Yunhai's rhetoric is somewhat meaningful, and the system suspects that its host has fallen into the role-playing of a clown again, but the reality is the opposite.

"Have you heard the story of the flea and the glass?" Yun Hai suddenly asked the system.

"No, what is that?" The system asked back purely following Yun Hai's words.

"When you put a flea in a glass, it can easily jump out of the glass, and then we put a lid on the glass, of course, a flea can't think, it just goes over and over and over and over again. Try it until you bleed out."

"But one day, the flea will get smarter, and it will adjust the jumping height according to the height of the cup, and it will pass like this for a day, two days, a week, and then remove the lid—"

"Guess what we found? This flea, the flea that used to be able to jump out of the glass easily, can't jump out of the glass anymore, it lost to itself forever! Do you see the funny side of this?"

"You mean you plan to tame Batman?"

"No, I mean I'm the flea."

New information, my lovely system is not getting knowledge from my knowledge reserve, and it seems to be more eager than me.Thinking about it, Yun Hai put his index finger to his mouth and slowly licked off the crumbs on it.

The cover on the glass was already shattered at the moment of Yunhai's death, what kind of actions will he make afterwards?Yunhai himself was very curious.Bound by yourself?Or jump out of the glass?Time will give the answer.

Before that, Yunhai first felt the fragility of the constraints of the previous life.Hundreds of people attended the meeting, and she saw the person in the center of the crowd at a glance, her cute big Gotham baby.

Then Yunhai suddenly realized that both Batman in the night and Bruce in the daytime have a fatal attraction to the real clown.The emotions left in her body belonging to the original owner were provoking Yunhai's nerves, making her unable to maintain her composure even for a moment.

The ears are filled with Xixisuosuo's soft voice and artificial laughter, and the hypocrisy and snakes of masked people are staged in front of my eyes.The beasts put on masks and dance together, and they call it civilization.

The gatherings of high society here are full of order, civilization, and hypocrisy——

Chaos is like a flood, sweeping the whole body.What gallops in the veins of the sea of ​​clouds may not be blood, but the desire to destroy.They brushed the thin blood vessel walls repeatedly, and countless voices whispered eagerly in her ears.

This is the best place, this is the place that most destroys their beliefs.Destroy, destroy, let the explosion explode like fireworks.

But No, Yunhai cruelly rejected the instinctive call, and then was almost morbidly satisfied with the frustration of those voices.But then, looking at Bruce, she found that the willpower she was proud of didn't seem to be that strong.

The baby of Gotham, the most shining person in the entire high society, the endorsement of civilized society, Bruce has gathered a sea of ​​clouds, ah, no, it is everything the clown desires to destroy.

To make matters worse, Yunhai knew that Bruce was Batman.

Too bad, too bad, Yun Hai pulled his collar with his hands, but his eyes were fixed on someone in the crowd, and the depths of his black pupils were gradually filled with blood.

Breathe, breathe, she needs peace, not rushing straight up to Bruce like a silly girl who's been dazzled by love, screaming loudly, or trying to grab all the attention of him like a peacock spreading his screen.

Impulsive, stupid!Yunhai cursed himself.

But she couldn't fucking stop the feeling!

Can'tstopit, Yunhai felt a strong pull, an irresistible force, and she longed like a funny clown to give a huge show to her only audience, and Bruce was that only audience.

Damn it, she knew why the Joker couldn't hide himself from Batman, he couldn't do it at all!Just suppressing his desire not to rush up immediately will consume all of Yunhai's strength!

And is Yunhai the kind of person who can curb his desires?aha!How can it be?

After thinking for a few minutes, she happily made a 12 irrational decision:

"Mr. Wayne, I think you need a glass of wine." The tall and thin waiter stopped Bruce, who was trying to avoid the crowd, with a glass of wine. After attracting the latter's attention, he said politely: "Your chapped lips are telling me so."

The author has something to say: Yunhai is also "loved" today? ? ? ?What a dizzy day~