[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 59: The hearts that want to protect are connected

It's been a long day, for Yunhai.

After Poison Ivy turned around and left, she spent half an hour lying down for a while to recover some strength, and then stood on the street with a knife while maintaining the appearance of a drowned chicken, and threatened a lucky passerby at random and took away his windbreaker (just now In autumn, some people have already started to wear trench coats.), and half an hour later, she was already standing at the gate of Wayne Manor, exactly squatting in the nearby plants.

An ice cream van (what kind of a joke)... With two strangers holding wooden warehouses guarding the door, Yunhai could smell the tense atmosphere in the air.

If you want to ask Yunhai why she didn't just rush in through the main entrance with a high profile, it's probably because she feels dizzy after making a big move now!There is no way, she has lost a little bit of blood, and she has exhausted all her strength just walking here. In other words, she is now a disabled person, and her fighting strength is at most two geese (Yun Bei).

The old bat is no longer squatting in the bat cave, which can be seen at a glance, otherwise, how could someone beat him to the door?It stands to reason that what Yunhai should do at this moment is to turn around and leave, take some time to heal his wounds, and then try to contact Bruce, but reality...

The reality is that she twitched her head, staring at the monotonous colors on the outside of Wayne Manor, determined to add some finishing touches to these exquisite carvings, such as bloody handprints?Nice idea, let's hope Batsy doesn't throw a tantrum when he gets back.

The movement was very skillful, Yunhai threw her body through the open window, but the simple movement made her lie on the ground for a while with stares in her eyes.

Clutching the side with her hands, she bumped her head against a certain key of the piano, Yunhai began to reflect on whether these infected wounds had burned her head, otherwise why would she have made such a shabby decision?Anyway, Alfred and Dick must be well in the Batcave. Is it necessary to confirm again?

If it weren't for the fact that there were strangers in the manor, she would have played a song of the Bumblebee and walked away.

[-]% brain burnt out.Looking at the secret passage slowly opening, Yunhai established a personality for his behavior at the moment, and he was still seriously ill.

"Where did you get the wooden barn?" Yun Hai, who was still bent over because of the wound, stood up straight for a second, put her hands back into the sleeves of the windbreaker to cover the blood, and pretended to be nonchalant. She raised her eyebrows and looked diagonally behind Said: "Throw it away quickly, Bruce can't let this thing appear at home."

The wooden warehouse on the back waist was moved away almost immediately, Yunhai turned around and saw Dick trying to hide the wooden warehouse with his hands behind his back.

He moved his feet awkwardly, and Dick looked here and there but didn't look at the sea of ​​clouds: "I bought it secretly on the way after school, please don't tell Padre."

"It's really yours..." Can you still buy a wooden warehouse when you are underage?It should be said that he is a bat's cub, he can do anything, Yunhai is speechless.

Then she said to the other person: "What about you?" Ah Fu remained silent, holding a drawn long sword in his hand and aiming at Yunhai unwaveringly.

"You—" Yun Hai narrowed his eyes at the sharp blade.The atmosphere that had been relaxed because of the laughter became tense again.

Dick looked up at the sea of ​​clouds in the middle, and then at the old butler, feeling a little dazed. Alfred watched her movements nervously, ready to restrain her if something went wrong.

"Uncle Yun, I—" Dick stepped forward, trying to be the pistachio to ease the atmosphere, but found a horizontal arm blocking his way, which was the loyal old housekeeper.

Ah Fu stopped Young Master Dick, stared at Joker and said, "Stand back, Master Dick. Let me handle this matter."

But the problem is that Yunhai doesn't intend to talk about serious business. All her attention is attracted by the slender sword in front of her. Her eyes are full of curiosity and even eager to try: "Is this the sword hidden in the cane? I always wanted it when I was a child." Want such a weapon."

"That's what I want too, super cool." It was Dick who picked up her words.Even though he was stopped behind, Dick still persisted in sticking his head out from behind Alfred and snickering, only to meet the latter's silent gaze.

Cowardly, very cowardly.After taking a few glances at the old man, Dick silently said "Come on" and shrank back quietly.

"Master is not at home, nor in Gotham, and I can't contact him, I think this is all you want to know." Look at Alfred's professionalism, even at this time he is still polite Said the chasing words: "You already know what you want to know, so please go back."

But who is Yunhai?The more others don't want her to stay, the more she wants to stay.

Seeing the behavior of the old housekeeper, Yunhai leaned against the cold wall to support his lower body, which was a little unsteady, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Oh, Ah Fu, do you know? Your tone of voice really broke my heart."

"You see, I have worked so hard to avoid the enemy and sneak in for your safety, and I have received such a welcome?" She said and shook her head full of regret.

But Alfred didn't like this at all, he kept silent and put on an appearance that you are not welcome here.

"No, why do I feel that you have always had a problem with me?" Frowning, Yun Hai said seriously.

"Your understanding is correct." Alfred bowed, then he withdrew his sword for some reason, gave Dick a look and said to Yun Hai: "It is because of you that the scarecrow connected Batman and Master Wayne's identities Together, it is precisely because of you that everything the master cares about is cast a shadow."

"Now the Scarecrow's subordinates have invaded Wayne Manor, and at the same time sent people to surround Gotham's police station. I think the target should be the master's friend, Chief Gordon."

During the whole process, Dick opened his mouth to try to say something, but was pulled by the old butler severely.

Alfred looked into Yunhai's eyes and asked from the bottom of his heart: "Then please tell me, how can you make me feel free from any grudges in this situation?"

"I understand." Yun Hai put away her usual laughing expression and slowly stood up straight. At this time, her tone was so serious that she was completely different from usual: "You are the same as me. Being someone who is extremely important in life is why, we did our best to eliminate all risks around him."

Listening to Joker's words, Alfred was indifferent.

"Maybe my presence does make Bruce more vulnerable, but equally, it's impossible for me to leave him."

"The damage has been done and I think all I can do is make up for it."

At this moment, the old housekeeper's expression finally changed. He raised his eyes and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"I don't know." Yun Hai shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, and began to turn around and walk out of the secret passage: "But you reminded me, go to the police station first and then talk to the scarecrow."

"Wait a minute." Seeing Joker's straight back, Ah Fu stepped forward and stopped him: "Are you planning to go to the police station with all your injuries like this? Please don't get me wrong, I just don't want the master to blame me for not watching when he comes back." hold you."

?Yun Hai raised her eyebrows in surprise and turned around, beginning to seriously doubt whether the high fever affected her hearing and caused her to hallucinate.Then she heard Dick, who had held back for a long time, say in one breath what he wanted to say from the beginning.

"Alfred, isn't the relationship between Bruce and Batman clear at a glance? What does it have to do with Uncle Yun? Padre declared himself to be Batman's patron four months ago, and it's all in the newspapers. Also, it turns out that Uncle Yun Injured? I didn't even notice..."

"Master Dick, have you finished your homework?" Alfred looked at Dick with a straight face while carrying the first aid kit, forcing him to slip out with his eyes.

Yun Hai looked at Dick's back in a complicated mood, and then looked up at Ah Fu's still upright face—this is the loss of too little information!Why didn't I investigate what happened to Batsy before time travel, I made a mistake, I made a mistake!Fortunately, this lesson is not too big.

Looking up at Ah Fu who was taking out the surgical scissors and gauze one by one, she asked seriously: "Should I be angry now?"

As a result, Ah Fu apologized very neatly: "I'm very sorry, Sir, but I think you can understand."

"Before this, we didn't understand both sides thoroughly, and your existence has indeed increased the chance of the master's identity being exposed. Although the worst situation has not happened yet, I don't see any benefit to the master."

"Iodophor or alcohol?" Then Alfred took out two bottles, one large and one small, from the box and showed them: "And please take off this windbreaker."

"Alcohol." Yun Hai said as he squeezed his left shoulder with his right hand and tore off the windbreaker, then took the alcohol bottle with his left hand and put it near his mouth, intending to bite off the aluminum cover with his mouth and splash it directly on his body as usual, but Ah Fu snatched the bottle away .

"Alcohol is too irritating to open wounds. I recommend iodophor."

Then you let me choose? !Yun Hai watched speechlessly as the old housekeeper put the alcohol bottle on a shelf out of her reach.

Cut off the clothes inside Yunhai (because part of the fabric has been stuck to the wound), Alfred paused after seeing the scars on his upper body, pointed to a very hideous wound in Yunhai and said: "It's not good for you either. Good thing, I think you should understand that."

Knowing is one thing, doing is another.and--

"How do you know that this is not the way of love that Batsy expected?" Yun Hai squinted and asked in a very frivolous tone, but she quickly learned not to die when Ah Fu was helping her to stitch the wound.

"Hiss—" the other party's sudden aggravated movements made Yun Hai take a deep breath: "Are you sure you often treat Bruce's wounds?"

Alfred rolled his eyelids with a normal face: "Very sure, Sir, do you want to see my first aid certificate?" It was the kind of answer that was completely unmistakable and aggrieved, exactly the answer that made Yunhai aggrieved .

Let's put it this way, Ah Fu is too good at dealing with these brats, especially after he has dealt with a brat for 25-[-] years, it is just a breeze for him to deal with the second brat.Moreover, these two bear children are very similar in some respects.

Yun Hai fell into long-term contemplation looking at his right hand which was wrapped into a steamed bun.

The author has something to say: When people have love, they are easy to be abused. If they don’t fall in love, there’s nothing wrong with it. Please keep it in mind~

And don't press your claws all the time, I want to pinch it as soon as I send it...