[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 57: Thanks for the hospitality

Yunhai knew why the Scarecrow didn't kill her right away, but was here, sharing his dark thoughts endlessly.

Not surprisingly, even lunatics crave the approval of others. They long for someone to understand themselves, understand themselves, and even appreciate themselves.

Also of course, Batsy herself has no desire to play the listener.Apart from Joker, he barely talks to other super criminals.But this is also inevitable, because what Yunhai did before was to force him to listen to himself.

Batsy, he is like a beautiful flame, so bright, so beautiful, burning everything, purifying everything, burning any criminal who tried to get close to him to ashes.

That's why, even a love rival like a scarecrow only dares to talk to Batman in the air, because he still has some sense of normal people.It is estimated that only a masochist like Yunhai would rush to the fire again and again: let the pale skin burn out, let the solid bones blacken and break, and turn everything into dust.

If you want to hold that flame in your arms, how can you do it without burning your body?

Fortunately, there may be a subtle force in the dark that prevents this tragic future.Perhaps because of luck, perhaps because of coincidence, the two eventually played the role of listener to each other.

But at this time, the Scarecrow, who hadn't been able to confide directly to Batman, had a whim, thinking that Yunhai seemed to be a good listener? ? ?This is what is abnormal, and quite abnormal.

Yunhai must point out that the Scarecrow chose a very, very bad person to confide in.As for Yunhai herself, she really didn't know what she had done before, or what she had said to mislead the scarecrow.

Two snake spirits licking each other's wounds?Forget it, it might as well exchange fists with the little bat on the roof!

Perhaps because of Yunhai's silence, the Scarecrow stopped his whipping plan and asked: "You haven't given up yet, is it because you are expecting Batman to save you?"

Batsy came to rescue her?Yun Hai sneered in his heart and said, "No, he'd better not come, or it will ruin my whole plan."

The Scarecrow was a little uncertain whether Joker had any plans or was simply going crazy. He walked towards the several deadly instruments of torture he had prepared at the beginning, squinted his eyes for a while, picked up a broad knife with his hand, and began to rub it with alcohol cotton. it.

The sharp and piercing sound like scratching glass began to sound one after another.

"Damn it, can't you wipe it faster?"

The Scarecrow turned his head and saw his "victim" shook his head unbearably and commented: "You know, these damn fricative sounds, so are you torturing me with a torture tool or with your voice!"

Joker was more straightforward than the Scarecrow thought. Looking at the broad knife in his hand, he suddenly didn't want to change props very much.Probably because it's a pity, if Joker died like this.Hmm, maybe it would be better for him to be lighter?

"What time is it?" After a few seconds of silence, the Scarecrow heard Joker suddenly ask.

"what?"

"I just want to know the time."

"Do you want to know how much time you have left to live?"

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me the time."

Unexpectedly by Yunhai, the scarecrow obediently looked at his watch and announced the time: "14:52."

It's strange, his obedience made Yun Hai look at him a few more times, but whether the other party's obedience is out of her scope, since the time is coming, she has to hurry up and do another thing.

The scarecrow squatted down and pressed his fingers on the inside of the opponent's right thigh.Watching the elastic thigh muscles sink in under the pressure, he looked up at Joker's indifferent eyes and said slowly: "I will use this blunt knife to cut through your superficial skin again and again."

"Peel off the real layer, and then expose your subcutaneous tissue—" as he said, his fingers went down all the way, and finally stopped at the inner side of the knee, next to the leg socket: "Then cut off the thin strips one by one. muscle……"

"Don't explain to me, my biology is very good." Yunhai interrupted him impatiently: "Just move your hand away quickly, it's very itchy." The most important thing is that she I can't fake my emotions!This is the key point!

So more ticklish than pain?The scarecrow's brain stopped working for a moment, and then he stood up and looked at Joker who was looking up, wondering what he was thinking.The latter stared at the ceiling, seeming to be distracted but distracted from communicating with the system.

"Host, do you really, really have no way to escape?" The voice of the system said very seriously, and at the same time turned on the lie detector program.

"Can it be fake or not?" Not knowing the system's private actions, Yun Hai said indifferently: "You just treat it as a failure of the mission, I want to die, and then you change the host, we two break up , not very good!"

The breathing rate is normal, the pulse is normal, and the heartbeat is steady. It is true, and it is in line with the host's usual performance, that is, she doesn't care about her own life or death at all, very good...

What a ghost, it would be so bad if it was the truth!The host may not care, but the system does!Its thin energy is simply not enough to support the choice of changing hosts.If this mission fails due to the death of the host, it means that it is impossible to confuse the world consciousness by blinding the children of the world, and it is impossible to open the side door of this world without anyone noticing.

Without the supplement of power from a world, the system will usher in a long period of dormancy in units of thousands of years, and will be punished by returning to the main space after the dormancy period is over!This price is too heavy.

Looking at the task again, is there really no possibility of completing it?The progress of the task is 99%, and there are no bugs in the in-depth self-examination. Repeatedly playing the videos of these months, we can see that Batman's recognition of the host continues to rise. Normally, it has exceeded the recognition required by the task, and he is starting to trust direction developed.

Perhaps only one opportunity is needed, an opportunity stronger than the last near-death to complete the task, and the moment when the host's health data plummets may be that opportunity.

After simulating what might happen, the system stared at the number with a success rate of 80.00% five and said to Yunhai seriously: "I will transfer all the remaining energy to you in a while, which can greatly improve your self-healing ability. After a fatal injury, it will enter a state of suspended animation."

Yes, in the state of suspended animation, if the host hangs up before Batman comes, there is no possibility of completing the task at all, and he must hang his life to survive.

Yun Hai looked up at the ceiling, and after hearing the system's explanation, a slightly weird smile appeared on her face, bringing up a string of dried blood spattered beside her cheek.

After avoiding a more dangerous wound at the landing point, she asked interestingly: "And then?"

"Then the host should be safe." As long as the scarecrow doesn't have the habit of whipping corpses, this may be included in the 14% failure rate, and the remaining [-]% is not listed in the system's statistical report.

"When Batman finds out that the host died because of him, he will definitely feel a great deal of guilt, and then our task will be completed." And the host will fall into a long-term state of suspended animation, and maybe he will never be able to wake up. , after all, the lifespan of human beings is too short.

"It makes sense, let's start." After pretending to think for a while, Yun Hai said with great approval.

The sound of water droplets sounded seven times, and the system fell into a deep sleep.But in the real world, when the surveillance that he has been able to feel since he came to this world disappeared, Yunhai bowed his head with a huge smile and said sincerely to the Scarecrow:

"Thank you so much for your cooperation!" The scarecrow is so useful!

Ignoring the slightly confused gaze cast by the other party, Yun Hai, who had no scruples anymore, raised an eyebrow on one side and asked provocatively: "Also, haven't you once, even once, thought about why I let you go?" The psychiatrist? Under the circumstances that he might reveal my false identity?" Trembling with excitement, Joker's voice suppressed some dark emotions.

"Isn't it because you overlooked this point?" Putting down the broad knife, the Scarecrow said naturally.Then he immediately realized that this was a wrong answer, because the man in front of him suddenly laughed softly after he finished speaking.

Not Joker's signature laugh, there's no madness, no neuroses, just pure, heartfelt joy.

joy?Why joy?This matter is so weird that it can't be simply described by the label of masochism.The Scarecrow looked into Joker's eyes searchingly, trying to find a reason for the madness, and then he found something else.

In the eyes of the Scarecrow, Joker closed his right eye and laughed softly.There was a wound above the brow bone of his right eye, from which fresh blood flowed out, and then wet the long and drooping eyelid.The blood drops all the way down, flowing down the curve of the cheek, and finally pooled on the sharp chin.The curly black hair dyed the color of a raven was moistened with blood, turning into an extremely deep and beautiful dark red, mysterious and full of temptation.

Blood and smiles, and welts mottled on pale skin.

This is what the Scarecrow saw. He couldn't help but take a step forward, in order to see more clearly, and to better listen to Joker's answer. At this time, a huge explosion not far away stopped him. action.

"@#￥!" The scarecrow swears subconsciously, he clenches the broad knife in his hand and throws it out, but because of being too angry, he loses his aim and hits his head on the metal.

In response, Yun Hai's ridicule should not be too loud!

One of his subordinates broke open the door and rushed in. The other party pointed in the direction of the door and shouted: "Boss! The fire is on! It will soon burn to our arsenal!" [-]% true, because the smoke caused by the burning is even You can smell it in the basement.

The angry scarecrow threw off his whip and wanted to go out, but stopped and stared at the sea of ​​clouds, which was already soaked in blood.

"What? Go and get busy with your business." Yun Hai licked his lips and said ambiguously, "We can delay and continue this game we both love after you come back."

The door was slammed viciously by the Scarecrow, and he could hear Joker's hearty laughter coming from the room.

After a few steps, the scarecrow stopped again.

"Boss?" The subordinate looked up in confusion, only to hear his Boss say "Go and stop him" and strode away.

"Do you want to see my shoes?" In the room behind the Scarecrow, Yun Hai raised his head and said to the young man who turned to close the door.

"What?" The young man was still holding on to the doorknob, and looked at him in bewilderment.

"My shoes." Nodding her head, Yun Hai even shook her feet to make it easier for the other party to see clearly.

"I don't understand what you mean, are you humiliating me?"

"No no no, you'll figure it out soon." Then she added, "By the way, do you like playing games?"

"Oh, and one more thing, I prefer to use my own weapons."

So, ah, it would be strange to see it like this.

When the scarecrow returned angrily from dealing with the explosion, his subordinates were lying on the ground with a knife pinned to their chest.The only vent in the basement was wide open, and the humid sea breeze was constantly blowing in from there.

This is not over yet, on the metal ground, Joker used his own blood to leave a few big words:

"WHY SOSERIOUS?"

The last question mark almost blinded the scarecrow's eyes.

A shot was fired, and one of his men fell to the ground.The gurgling dark liquid quickly covered the entire ground, gradually blurring the writing marks on the ground, except for the exaggerated question mark and the distorted, never-fading smiling face behind the question mark.

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