[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 55: No Indiscriminate Killing

Yunhai was awakened by the annoying system, but the first second she woke up, she wanted to choose to faint again.

This spacious basement of at least several hundred square meters, the bright tiles, and the ceiling made of LEDs, everything is perfect, except for the current state of the sea of ​​clouds.

Oh, by the way, there is another point that is very boring, that is, she is the only one who enjoys this space to herself.

"Tong'er, do you like music?"

"Do not want to."

"Then let me sing you Little Star."

"stop!"

"The river flows east~"

When the singing was in full swing, the host frantically flicked the iron chain on his wrist to try to accompany it, and the "Sound of Nature" system, which can be called completely noise, was almost going crazy!

And at this moment, a voice sounded:

"Quiet!"

At first, the system thought that it was the host who sang for a while and said to be quiet, but it soon discovered that this was a wrong judgment.Turning the camera to look in the direction of the sound, the scarecrow in ragged clothes appeared at the door, and he was the one who said the phrase shut up.

In other words, Yunhai's "beautiful singing voice" even touched the scarecrow's heart~~ but her attention is not here at the moment.

'Tsk tsk tsk. 'Looking at the ragged clothes up and down, Yun Hai proudly announced to the system: "Look, among other things, my dressing sense is definitely top-notch among Gotham criminals, and I can wear it in my usual clothes." Go straight to the dinner party!"

Yeah, minus that horrible color scheme.The system sneered secretly.It really doesn't want to compliment the host's love for purple and green.

"It seems that my guest is very satisfied with his treatment." The scarecrow approached Yunhai, then stood still one meter away, looking up at her slightly.

One meter is a delicate distance. Although it is not too close, it invades most people's personal space, but the height difference between the two makes Yunhai feel better.

No way, 180+ means you can do whatever you want?Maybe I should measure my height later to see how much it is.

Withdrawing scattered thoughts, Yunhai nodded in agreement: "Very impressive hospitality." She turned her wrist between the iron rings, making some pleasant jingling sounds, and then gathered her four fingers into her palm, only Leaving the index finger pointing in the direction of the scarecrow.

With a strange smile on his face, Yun Hai smacked his lips and said, "I kind of like this place."

"You know, these cool metals." She pointed to the iron chains.

"These neat arrangements." The empty basement has almost no other "furniture" except for an iron shelf, so it can indeed be called neat.

"It's all pretty good." To increase his persuasiveness, Yun Hai even nodded.

"Oh, that's right." After commenting on the surrounding environment, she asked nonchalantly, "What time is it?"

Obviously, even perverts are repelling each other, just like Yunhai can't understand the scarecrow, and the scarecrow also dislikes her very much at the moment, and didn't answer her question. The scarecrow said: "Don't try to pretend to be crazy in front of me, Joker."

"Oh?" Yun Hai's eyes widened when she heard the name, and then she said very firmly: "I know what you want to say, but I have to make a statement first—"

"Hai Yun is my sister-in-law." Yun Hai said seriously.

Probably because of her sincere expression and tone!For a second or two the Scarecrow froze in place. (I've never seen such a cheeky person!) After snorting, he set aside the bucket full of salt water and said, "You mean, you, Haiyun, Joker are different people?"

"Of course! Why did you come up with such a terrible idea?" Yun Hai stared wide-eyed and lost his voice: "My sister and I are really innocent! I crossed over a few months ago, and she became Joker's sidekick." Personality, I have become a black person who doesn’t even have identity information!” The secret technique was activated, named: Girl out of nothing, you deserve it.

"Heaven can learn from you! I, Yunhai, am obviously a good employee who is trembling, has been defeated repeatedly, and is diligent and diligent! Wait a minute, where is my boss? Penguin, you are rude! Your employees have been kidnapped by scarecrows, are you still indifferent? ?”

The exaggerated acting skills brought about a long silence. Under the attack of Kazilan's big eyes in the sea of ​​clouds, the scarecrow suddenly raised his voice and shouted violently: "Do you think I believe it?"

I don't care if you believe it or not.Yun Hai curled his lips, look, when she said something?Reality?No one believed it.

'It's over, it's over!It's really game over! 'The system repeats like a repeater in the ear, making people's brains hurt from the noise.

'Shi - can you be quiet? Yunhai said impatiently: "Let's see how it will develop." '

'Host, do you have any backup? '

'Haven't you been watching me?Don't you know if I have a backhand? ' Yunhai said with a sideways glance towards the void at the right rear.

But the Scarecrow regarded her action as a mockery of him, and he suppressed his anger and said, "Or do you think I'm a fool?"

Opening his eyes wide, Yunhai praised without hesitation: "As expected of a scarecrow, observation is keen."

"I'm just fooling you." The smile on the pale face widened, and two pairs of slightly blood-red excited eyes leaked out. Yunhai asked back: "Can't you see the meaning of the word Joke?"

It doesn't matter anymore, the Scarecrow finally realized one thing at this time: it is impossible to hear a truth from the Joker's mouth, the other party will only continue to mock everyone with that deformed sense of humor, since such communication and Communication becomes meaningless.

That being the case, it is better to let yourself go directly to the topic.

"You softened Batman."

"What's wrong with me, Batman?" If it weren't for the fact that both hands were controlled, Yun Hai would have wanted to pick out his ears on the spot!What's going on, why is that word popping up in her life lately: "You repeat, what's wrong with me Batman?" Man, this accusation is so nonsensical.

However, the Scarecrow did not repeat the previous sentence as she wished. Instead, he said another sentence: "And you even fell in love with Batman, and even his principle of not killing has become your principle."

In response to this accusation, Yunhai had something to say, and she corrected it with dead eyes: "Another mistake, my principle has never been the principle of "don't kill. ""Except for being confused for a long time when she first came to this world and was dominated by Joker's old thoughts, she then completely dominated.

"My principle is not to kill indiscriminately. Death is sometimes a kind of kindness. It is not so easy for your beloved psychiatrist to get this kindness. He wants to live to see himself go to the wrong end." Very clear, It can even be said to be simple and clear.And the first principle is never to change your principles because of someone.

Those were the few principles she could still abide by, and after the many principles were broken one by one, it was also the last principle she could stick to.

After losing so much, there wasn't much left for her to lose.Those few pitiful principles are her last possessions, the legacy from the past, and the meaning of its existence is probably to remind Yunhai: what shaped her into what she is now.

When hearing that principle, it is the system, not the scarecrow, that is the first to be surprised.

Monster, lunatic, these are the words the host often uses to describe himself.And somehow, the system sees an extremely tragic future in the host: her innate twisted sense of justice makes her drift between the hero and the villain, which is a dangerous road with no destination and no destiny. future.

"Maybe." After hearing that sentence, the Scarecrow looked at Joker for a few seconds and then snorted: "But the end result is that you let go of your psychiatrist in Arkham, and this is your smooth life. Biggest mistake."

"Wrong again." The smile that had been hanging on Yunhai's face has gradually disappeared with the conversation, and at this moment she said coldly: "I have made too many mistakes in my life, and they still can't be ranked." It was a series of mistakes that pushed her life into the abyss. Compared with those mistakes, this one is not even called a mistake, but a small mistake, even a benign mistake that can be exploited.

Feeling the sharp gaze like a blade, the Riddler said in surprise, "I really want to know if Batman has seen this side of you."

"About this question, you can ask Batman yourself, that's his business, not mine." Yun Hai had already begun to feel that all this had become a little boring, and she looked up and said, "If you are here to persuade I'll help you with the little bat, I'd love to, I think we could sit in a chair and talk about it instead of what we're doing, and if you're looking for something else, I'm afraid I can't be of much use."

"Of course you can come in handy." The scarecrow ends the conversation with these words and marks the beginning of another important event: the execution.He began to torture Yunhai over and over again.

The author has something to say: Listening to the scriptures that are hard to recite, I feel that the lyrics are too difficult. Not only the hero is short of breath, but the love between children is even shorter. In the end, the bamboo basket fetches water in vain. It is too difficult, too difficult, this is really too difficult!

Come and taste these words:

Bullying the mountains and chasing the sea and practicing the snow trails are not in despair

Nianhua deflects wine to make the world crazy

With these two eyes and a hundred arms or a thousand hands, it is impossible to guard against

too pitiful