[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 46: Leaving a meeting

When the person you love the most is standing in front of you, how can you not recognize him?

Yes, he changed his clothes, his hair color, maybe his complexion, but so what?But so what?Isn't the light shining in those eyes the most familiar light in Yunhai?Isn't the light-colored pursed lips the shape that Yunhai longs to imprint?

That's why, just by meeting each other, Yunhai recognized Bruce from the crowd.

So what exactly are you here for?

"Same reason as you." Standing in a group of standing or sitting people, Bruce said to the people around him.

"Oh?" Yun Hai seemed to understand, she asked with fishy eyes hanging, "For the rice?" Then she found that the other party had refused to speak because she couldn't stand her.

"Guess wrong? That is, to save medical expenses?" Yun Hai, who had a bad taste, couldn't help teasing the speechless person in front of him.

"Why are you so short of money?" After waiting for a few seconds, Bruce couldn't help asking, "Didn't I advance your one month's salary today?" Why are you poor again?

"Of course it's saving money to raise a cat!" Yun Hai said naturally.

"What?" At first Bruce even thought he had heard it wrong, and then he heard the person next to him say, "Oh, you don't understand, do you know how much it costs to raise a 200-pound cat?"

A vague idea flashes through Bruce's mind, but he prefers to believe it's an illusion, an illusion, an illusion, definitely an illusion.

"For example, now, at least I have the money to buy some nicer pants to replace the rags on your legs." A little disgusted, Yunhai pointed to Bruce's pants, if those things can really be called If it's pants...it's too fat!It completely covers the baby's beautiful hip line and leg line!Totally intolerable!

"I say you--"

As soon as Yunhai started, Bruce, who had a premonition that something bad would happen next, changed the subject: "I heard you worked three odd jobs?"

Looking at someone who was trying to change the subject, Yun Hai rolled his eyes and said: "Nothing escapes your eyes, I want to know if you monitored me the rest of the time when I went out."

That's right, to be precise, Yunhai is holding three roles now, so if you compare it like this, Penguin's intelligence is still not good enough.

"Yunhai, an employee of Penguin."

"Bruce's secretary, criminal counselor, and—" Bruce didn't say the last identity, but both of them understood.

"I've always wondered which one is you." Like Bruce doesn't know which one is really him.

"Oh, really? I haven't thought about it yet," Yun Hai said happily, tilting his head, "If you think about it, let me know."

This answer was far beyond Bruce's expectations. He opened his eyes slightly and asked, "You, don't you care?"

Identity, a kind of origin and status.A person can have many identities, sons and daughters, excellent employees, business owners, house husbands, mothers, fathers, but few people have such conflicting identities as two people.

Playboy, Dark Knight, Everyman, Joker.

"Darling, do you want to know what I have learned in this chaos?" After a few chuckles, Yunhai said: "That is to never try to figure things out, it's just a waste of time, and we can't figure it out Facts. All judgments are nothing but illusions upon which we impose our subjectivity, and chaos has its charm."

Let chaos replace reason to dominate oneself, a very standard answer from the sea of ​​clouds, but that is not Bruce's answer: "Your logic is as weird as ever."

"Really? Speaking of criminal consultants, don't you think this profession is pretty good?" Facing Bruce's accusation, Yunhai giggled: "I'm doing something similar to this one."

Seeing that there were other people around, she raised her chin towards the dozens of people standing staggeringly in the conference room and said, "He provides extra employment opportunities for the lower-level Gotham citizens that cannot be provided through legitimate channels, and I, I provide these poor people The chance to survive, to keep them from falling into a situation where the poor rob the poor, God, Gordon should give me a good citizen award."

"I'm working hard to save Gotham! Darling!" Yun Hai said with great emotion.Her sincere words flowed out as naturally as honey.

This craziness might work for someone else, but for Batman?Heh, he knows Joker too well.

In just a blink of an eye, Bruce easily saw through Joker's hypocritical appearance, and then he looked at the sea of ​​clouds and said calmly and firmly, "No, you didn't."

"Oh? Tell me." She turned her face with great interest, and Yunhai planned to listen to the evaluation from her dear.

Then unexpectedly, the former gave her an extremely cold, cold look.

What a cold, piercing look!Like a black hole, it devours everything around it.All emotions, all evil thoughts, cannot be hidden in those beautiful eyes.

That's exactly what Yunhai longed to see on Bruce's face—the black emotion that made her whole body shudder.

I have no strength to break free unless you lead me personally.

Almost mesmerized, Yunhai listened to Bruce's distasteful words:

"Stop pretending, Yun, you don't care about the life and death of these unemployed people."

"Really?" Yun Hai murmured, she didn't even know what she said, she could only immerse herself in this cruel analysis like a sentence.

"The crimes you plan for them target the big banks just because you know that no matter how the people at the bottom consume each other, it will not attract the slightest attention. Only when the fire burns on yourself will it attract attention."

"All you want is to see them in a mess where everyone is in danger-" At this moment, Bruce stopped talking suddenly.Because he saw the familiar emotions in Yunhai's eyes, the raging fire that seemed to burn everything, and the frenzy and obsession in the deepest part of his pupils.

"Darling——" Yunhai licked his lips, his smile twisted a few times, and finally it was between twisted madness and normality.

Bruce should have been wary of the people in front of him, but for some reason, his subconscious behavior was to look around.Fortunately, at this moment, Penguin's subordinates were standing up and cheering because of the exciting words of the boss, and no one noticed this.

And it was this little action that reminded Yun Hai and brought her back to her senses: this was the wrong place, the wrong time, and her baby deserved a better environment.

After a few low laughs, Yunhai said with emotion: "Baby, you really dare to say it."

Realizing that he fell into the Joker trap, Bruce looked at the sea of ​​clouds silently.

"Do you know what I love most about you?"

"..."

"Every step I take, you understand that your experience must be far richer than I imagined. Don't lie, I can see it."

"But the most amazing thing is why your heart is still so bright after going through so much?" The bright sun made it difficult for her to break free, and she didn't want to break free. The strong gravitational force almost made Yunhai lose himself: "Honestly, honey, you should thank me."

"For what?"

"Only after experiencing chaos can they understand the value of order."

"Then I hope they don't have to experience chaos, don't need to understand the value of order, as long as they are happy."

"It's terrible, you are scarier than me, you are looking forward to the end of the world!"

Bruce sighed: "Don't be so pessimistic, you should give them more trust, just like you gave me."

"Don't be compared with them, Darling, you are different from them, even if you want to." Yunhai almost denied it unreasonably: "You are, my treasure!" That unique , a treasure you never want to lose.No one could take him from her arms, not even Bruce himself.

"Only you, and only you, will trust someone who keeps letting you down."

Many times, Yunhai is lying, but when she tells the truth, maybe no one will believe her.It was weird how people tended to believe what they wanted to believe, but what she wanted to know was exactly what Bruce wanted to believe.

"What are you looking at me for?" Seeing Bruce stopped and staring at himself with those beautiful obsidian-like eyes, Yunhai asked inexplicably.

Bruce was silent for two seconds and didn't speak. He just suddenly discovered that Yunhai had the ability to make every word she said sound like flirting.

"I'm no different from anyone else." Quietly turning his eyes away, Bruce said softly.

"It's great, then I'm no different from ordinary people." Yun Hai nodded in agreement.

Right ahead, the Penguin's mobilization meeting is still going on:

"Now, we are going to make a deal with the Riddler. I don't want to be an arbitrary person, so I hope you will take on this task spontaneously. Indeed, the risk is high, but high risk also means high return."

"So, are there any volunteers?" Penguin asked, looking at Fitch.The person who was given high hopes was sitting back and eating chocolate because he was not interested in the content of the meeting, but someone else stood up.

The newly recruited Chinese, and his relatives.

"He's with me." After meeting Penguin's inquiring eyes, Yun Hai shrugged and said.

The author has something to say: It's so annoying, where did the little goblin of inspiration go?

In addition, a cute cat saying is used at the beginning 2333