[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 44: Save the Children!

Joker shouldn't be left alone for too long, and Bruce should have realized that a little bit, but that's okay, he's learned the lesson and made up his mind not to make the same mistake again.

Make no mistake, what our lovely Bruce means when he's alone is when Joker (the sea of ​​clouds) is around without him.

is not that right?After only a few minutes of leaving, Yunhai made such a big mess for him?Bruce should have studied the modification plan with Lucius in the basement, instead of driving a Lamborghini on a rampage just to rescue his newly adopted son from the sea of ​​clouds like now!

The only good news is that Bruce knows that Dick is safe for the time being, after all, a game that has not yet been assembled cannot start.

While waiting for the signal light to turn green, Bruce took a moment to glance at the lighted-up phone.There is no need to unlock it, and the latest message on the screen pops up:

"I saw your son, and asked me obediently if I was your new secretary, of course I am. Although I hate children, I have to say, he is very cute. By the way, I will attach a photo, you will like--"

Judging from this arrival speed, Bruce has every reason to suspect that one of his cars has been murdered by the sea of ​​clouds.It was too late to mourn for the vehicle, he turned on the screen with a wooden face, and a photo jumped out.

On the left is Yunhai with an extremely bright smile, and on the right is Dick with a forced smile. Yunhai lowered his waist and put his arms around the neck of the young man beside him, while holding the source of the forced smile in his other hand.

A very familiar knife rests on Dick's mandible...

"Don't be nervous, just a little joke." Another new message popped up while Bruce was looking at the photo.

It would be hell if Bruce really believed in Joker, and sure enough, the following message confirmed it: "It might come true if you come too late, Wink~"

"Aha, I saw your license plate, why are you so serious—"

The Lamborghini flicked and stopped at the gate of the school where people were coming and going.Staring at the eyes of countless passers-by, Bruce slammed his fist on the door button with a black face: "Shut up!"

"I didn't say anything." Looking up at the dark face, Yun Hai slowly retracted the phone and raised his hands in an innocent gesture: "It's just typing a few words."

"boarding!"

"Wait." Facing the irritable Bruce, Yun Hai put his hands on the door, tilted his head and smiled evilly: "Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to get in the car if you said it?"

Looking at the silent and smiling Yunhai, Bruce lowered his voice and asked dangerously: "Then what do you want?"

what do i thinkYun Hai smiled heartily, then bent down and approached Bruce in the car.Her hand grabbed the latter's wrist, feeling the manic blood gurgling in her veins.

Yunhai stared into Bruce's eyes, and the latter raised his head slightly and met hers without dodging.Two pairs of eyes collided, and no one wanted to be the one to flinch.But then again, why does one have to back down?

The invisible wrestling was going on, and the smell of gunpowder began to fill the air.A few parents who brought their children out saw that something was wrong and walked away early.

"Is he that Bruce Wayne?" One of the parents stopped under a tree not far away with his eyes wide open. Some couldn't believe that the young Wayne, who was busy with everything, would come to pick up the child himself?

Just like he couldn't believe that the other party actually had an illegitimate child living outside a few days ago, shouldn't little Wayne be intoxicated at this moment in the gentle village and play the trick of not touching himself?

No matter what the situation is, it shouldn't be like this now, falling into a strange confrontation with my secretary, as if trying to fight to the death, as for it?Or is this Gotham's top rich man completely different from ordinary rich people like them?

No matter how much the bystanders misunderstood the two, on this side, the confrontation between Yunhai and Bruce was still going on.

"What do you want?"

"Come down and follow me."

"can't do it"

"Then I can't do it either."

Facing Joker's provocative smile so close at hand, Batman's eyes darkened, and the veins on his clasped wrist bulged silently.

Whoa, wanna play a game?Then come on~ Although the ribs are still aching, Joker doesn't mind having another love dance——

"Let's dance." Joker hissed excitedly, and Batman was on to something, if not for some neglected kid nearby who suddenly stepped in.

"Well, Bruce, why don't the three of us go together and get some exercise."

Even Batman couldn't resist the pitiful eyes of a little Robin, so a few minutes later, Bruce was sulking alone behind Yunhai and Dick.

"See, I told you that your dad can pick you up in person."

"Uncle Yun, you are amazing! How did you do it?"

"It's very simple, first of all—"

Everything was perfect, perfect as if in a dream, the voice of the two people talking in front of them came vaguely like some kind of Kagura.Bruce took a step behind and stepped on the soft green belt, and the sunset approaching the evening quietly descended on him with a long-lost tranquility.The long-lost, precious tranquility smoothed the wrinkles between his brows, making the burden on his shoulders disappear for a short time.

Really, what did I just do?Bruce even laughed and shook his head because of his childish behavior just now, until he saw the glass window that suddenly exploded beside Yunhai.

The glass shattered, and huge shards flew towards the defenseless side neck like blades——

NO! !Before Bruce had time to figure out what happened, his body rushed up subconsciously.

He opened his arms facing the sea of ​​clouds, trying to use his back to block the countless shards of broken glass, but the sea of ​​clouds, which had kicked Dick away before that, attacked Bruce's lower body again, and then lost his balance Bruce rolled aside.

Amidst the flying grass, they finally stopped, Yunhai lying on top of Bruce, with his hands resting on the sides of each other's head.She looked at Bruce with a gloomy look in her eyes.

Would this make her happy?When Bruce forgets that he's not wearing armor in order to save his enemies?

Now Yunhai knew the answer to that question, which was——no, she wasn't happy at all!

"If you enjoy the pain so much, myluv." Yun Hai affectionately stroked Bruce's cheek inch by inch with the hand holding the blade, and the cold light in his eyes was completely opposite to that gentle tone: "You know you always You can come to me."

Bruce looked at the sea of ​​clouds above his head in silence, then grabbed her waist and changed the positions of the two of them abruptly. He shrugged his shoulders and imitated the sea of ​​clouds and said, "You know, if you care about me, just say it." gone."

...... Yunhai pushed Roshan in disgust, was it her illusion?Ever feel like blues has come alive since that happy waltz?splash?up?

"Go away, you're heavy."

A panicked cry for help from behind interrupted the two of them.Bruce and Yunhai looked up at the same time, and saw a bloody man staggering open the door of the bar and rushing into the street.

The author has something to say: These chapters are very unsatisfactory, so I will release them first