[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 4: Instinctive Responses

"Now I know two things for certain (now, I understand two things)." One punch to the flesh, plasma splashed, two punches to the flesh, Yun Hai heard the sound of his own hand bones shattering, but the other party's price was bloody nose bone fracture , even in this case she is still talking to the system.

The system, which has been as quiet as a chicken since the sea of ​​clouds ran amok, weakly said "What" at this moment.No wonder it is timid, anyone who sees Yun Hai's crazy expression and those cold eyes that can freeze icicles will react like this from the system.

Just now, the host, who was hungry and hungry, happily chose to take a walk in this sinful city for a while before deciding what to eat, and he had just walked out for three to five minutes when he saw a bat falling from the sky.

It's not good to start the fateful confrontation so soon, I'm not ready yet.However, the next moment, Yunhai realized that it was a dizzy bat, and it seemed that the bat made itself dizzy.

"Some people can pick up money by walking two steps casually, but I can pick up bats by walking two steps casually. The same people are not the same!"

"Host, don't you want to be Batman's father? Now is a good opportunity to gain favor."

"No, I'm hungry." Yun Hai thought for 0.1 second and gave up immediately. The task can be completed slowly, but the hunger is really terrible.

Why do you encounter such a host?The system asked the sky speechlessly, but it had to follow the sea of ​​clouds to the shop around the corner.

As for Yun Hai, although she said that she planned to eat first, her eyes kept following the black shadow lying on her stomach while she was walking.Seriously, if Batman kills herself, wouldn't her mission be complete?

As for the appearance of Gotham, the capital of crime, Yunhai has already had a little understanding of it.In the course of her walk, she had already killed three eyeless ants with a knife.

Choose a side seat in the store so you can observe Batman, wait, what is that guy standing in the shadows cowering with a gun in the shadows—

Yunhai flew over with a blank mind, the hell she forgot what she had just done, and when she regained consciousness, she found that she was fatly beating a passerby? ? ?

"You didn't tell me earlier that part of the clown's consciousness still remains in my body."

It's okay to lose control for a while, but it must not be out of control all the time. While Yun Hai was speaking, his left hand precisely held the right fist he wanted to hit.Want to stray from my control?This is not acceptable, after all, this body is my body now.

This movement was much more difficult than Yunhai imagined, just to curb the destructive desire in her body made the veins on her forehead twitch, but she managed to do it after a few seconds of hard work.

The system was anxiously waiting for Yun Hai's next words, but the latter didn't seem to intend to continue the conversation so soon.

The thin black-haired man with exposed cheekbones was kneeling on something on the ground, his eyes were closed, his hands were hanging down weakly, and the liquid flowing from his arms was dripping to the ground.He was so exhausted, as if he had exhausted all his strength, and at this moment, only a deep exhaustion remained.

Illusion, but it's all an illusion.

Under the eyes of the system, its host just exhaled lightly and then let go of the skirt of the unlucky ghost under her hand and stood up. Almost as soon as the action of letting go was over, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came.

Oops, hands are dirty, and they hurt.

Yun Hai, who had finally regained her senses, realized that her crushed fingers were more serious than she had imagined.That's right, the clown should be an intelligent villain in the DC world, but it's a pity that it fell into the hands of my current owner, whose cpu level is too low to be compatible, so I can only conquer him by force.At this time, Yunhai even thought of teasing himself.

From the moment she traveled through time, she discovered that she now has a thinner sense of morality than before. Is it because she died once, or is the brain of this body different from that of ordinary people?

It doesn't matter what it is, but this thick blood is really disgusting.Yun Hai's eyebrows frowned, she took out a pure white tissue from her pocket in disgust and began to wipe it slowly, and then her mood obviously improved.

"Muchbetter, muchbetter." She murmured, raised her right hand to the bright moon over the sea, and then felt a little intoxicated and regretful, her fingers were long and well-articulated, with such a pair of hands she could support herself as a hand model, but it was a pity that the joints It was used vigorously by Yunhai just now and it was a little worn.

Touching the broken bones, Yunhai said in a good mood: "If I don't ask, you won't tell. Did you forget it, or did you deliberately conceal it?"

"Forget it." There was no sound from the other side, Yun Hai turned his wrist a little bored, bent down and grabbed the foot of the half-dead man on the ground with his good hand, and dragged him forward: "Oh, anyway, I You can only play lip service, and there is no way to threaten the heavily armed system." The creepy rustling sound followed closely all the time.

The system stared at the number 0.001 in front of it without saying a word. This was the actual damage ratio that the opponent could cause to itself as it simulated when the sea of ​​clouds was still running rampant.

Yes, as you can see from the numbers, the host can hardly affect it physically, let alone damage, but for some reason, at this moment, the system has a rare feeling similar to human panic, perhaps because the failure of the previous missions caused the energy A calculation error caused by the lack of it.

On the other side, Yunhai on the other side is disgusted with the heavy objects in his hands!Tsk, it's really not easy to beat, just this three-legged cat still wants to attack Batman, it can only be a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, ah, no, it seems to be a dead bat.She was thinking absently while dragging him all the way to the beach.

"Look, what a beautiful night view on the sea!" Yun Hai lowered her head and said to the person pretending to be unconscious, yes, it was during the process of dragging that she realized that this guy was actually pretending to be dead. not late.

"Enjoy your trip around the sea." The corner of Yunhai's mouth curved into a big arc.

He will definitely, Yunhai knows, and she knows, because the other party is trembling with excitement because he has cheated her!Are you excited?Excited?Yunhai is also excited!So she whistled happily and tied the opponent's hands tightly, and then——

Touch, clatter——

"Welcome to Haiyang." As a good young man who abides by the law, Yunhai has never done anything to kill and steal, and naturally he will not do it now.Did she kill someone?No, the other party was still alive, but his hands were tied, and the gift that Yunhai gave her was on his feet, and then he was pushed into the sea by the way.God will choose to let him live or die.

"Oh, by the way, didn't I just say I knew two things? Why didn't you ask me the second thing?" After doing all this, the culprit Yun actually asked the system with a normal expression.

No, you deserve to be a human from Earth!It only takes a second to switch from abnormal to normal!Tremblingly, the system wiped away the non-existent virtual sweat on his head, and asked very cooperatively, "Then what's the second thing?"

"The second thing is—" Yun Hai prolonged the tone, and the system couldn't help holding its breath at that moment. What would be the answer? ? ?

"I haven't figured it out yet~" Yunhai smiled viciously, humming a song and walked towards the black figure lying on his stomach not far away.

What?This is the second half of my anxiety for a long time?Evil earthlings!The system can't help the gas knot.

Maybe there is no second thing, maybe there is, but just at the moment when he ran away, the sea of ​​clouds that came into contact with the clown's dark emotions like sticky paste already understood: maybe the person Batman agrees with is someone else, But what the clown agrees with must be Batman as the mortal enemy.

Must, must, and affirmation, there is no doubt about it.These two people are like two sides of a mirror, one is light and the other is shadow, the light always tries to illuminate the shadow, and the shadow always follows the light.

Ah, so she's going to do something nice now.

You see, the clown already agrees with you so much, anyway, you also agree with me as the clown, and let me do the task by the way, a win-win situation, why not do it?

You say yes, Batman?Yunhai frivolously raised Batman's exposed chin, ready to uncover the mask of Batman, but the next moment——

"Damn it, this damn bat is actually charging its own mask???" Look, look!Is this still a person?Is this a human being?At the moment of contact, a series of electric arcs bloomed between Yunhai's fingertips and the mask, stunned Yunhai and at the same time awakened Batman who was knocked unconscious.

'Go, Batman is waking up! 'The big mission is the biggest, no matter how unreliable the host is, the system has endured for the mission and energy at this moment!However, two people, or one person, one system still underestimated Batman's strong endurance. He woke up almost instantly, and then grabbed the ankle of Yunhai who was close at hand.

"who are you?"

Appeared, the little bat with advanced throat cancer, Yunhai couldn't complain.

She tried to break free, but in vain, the clown is really a war scum.Feeling the growing grip on his feet and the way the opponent was struggling to get up, Yunhai made a decisive decision.

'What are you doing? ! 'The system was screaming, it had to!Because of its host!

It, its host didn't want to break free and run away at this juncture, but bent down and tried to provoke the mission target?Wait wait, do you remember that you are now in disguise instead of clown? !

If Yun Hai heard this, she would protest 100%: The clown is my disguise, okay?

But the fact is that Yun Hai bent down, and his chapped lips, which were chapped from applying lipstick all the year round, pressed against the other side's temples, and whispered in the other side's ear in an extremely intimate posture, almost humming: "Dawn It's time for the little bat to sleep."

"Joker?!"

Batman, still dazed, heard that damned, familiar voice, one he'd never forget, ringing in his ears.Why is Joker here?Is he planning something?No matter what, you can't just let him go!

Batman's hand clenched tighter and tighter, but before he could think of a one, two, three, four, five, he was knocked down by the pounce on him.

"Stupid bat." Yun Hai had just kicked the fainted Batman when she heard the system yelling loudly in her ears.

"You can't die, you can't die!" Yun Hai said with some annoyance, "Are you my system or Batman's system?"

The guilty system did not answer.Just watched Yunhai drag his injured ankle and limped for a few steps, and then turned back?

The system that witnessed all this asked curiously: "What are you going to do?"

"Make a mark." Yun Hai took out a black and white Xiao Wang from his shirt pocket and threw it on Batman's face. The card flew towards Batman's chin in a vicious way, drawing a red mark .

Tomorrow our Gotham cutie will show up with such a wound~ I'm a little excited just thinking about it~

"In case our little bat is bullied by other people after I leave." Yun Hai rolled his eyes, looked at the bat lying there motionless and clicked his tongue. How should I put it, I feel a bit at a disadvantage. Just now Working for Batman.

However, when his eyes lingered on the scars made by himself, the sea of ​​clouds inexplicably balanced.

People's hearts are unpredictable, Yunhai can't even figure out himself.

After the half-disabled person Yunhai walked away, she talked to the system speechlessly: "I now know why Batman and the Joker are sworn enemies."

"What?" The system learned to be smart this time, and it gave up thinking.

Yun Hai squinted his eyes and said: "Because Batman doesn't know how to be sympathetic to others, and he also repays his kindness with revenge. Look at my hand, it was seriously injured in order to protect him."

She raised her right hand to her eyes and shook it. As she said, it was full of bruises and there were signs of a broken bone.

So what, isn't this the scar you caused by beating someone else?

"Look at my ankle again, that's what I get for the people I save."

Lift up the trouser legs, the hell is already swollen up!She just knew it!The strength just now will indeed cause an accident!The damn finger prints, the damn swelling, Excuseme?The price of being naughty is that the ankle bones are directly crushed? Is Batman in the DC world violent?Yunhai went crazy.

"Wait, why didn't you just leave, but give him a hint?" The system wanted to struggle again.

"Get away? I really want to!" Yun Hai exaggeratedly sighed, "But the little bat woke up too quickly."

"Then why did you reveal your disguised identity? Just charm him."

"system."

The system couldn't help tensing up when the host suddenly yelled so seriously, what could this careless host be up to?

"Have you forgotten our time travel mission? Besides, it's so dark, it's impossible for Batman who just woke up to see my current outfit clearly."

Of course, the system will not forget what the traversal mission is, how could it forget, this is the foundation of its existence!Mission objective: to gain Batman's approval.etc!

At this moment, the system places the cursor on the long progress bar after the task.

25%, which is 5.00% higher than when it first fell.

It feels that it doesn't need to ask why anymore, and at the same time, it also feels that it may have misunderstood the host. It turns out that the host is really a mature host. It turns out that she is really completing the task well. The system began to reflect on its previous doing.

As for Yunhai, Yunhai's lips are upturned, and he is in a very good mood. As for the real reason?Very simple, the answer is——

It will be fun.

The author has something to say: Crazy, sickness makes me inspired