[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 39: A Joke

When Batman rushed to the top, he happened to watch the scene of the helicopter slowly leaving the ground.

For others, it may be too late, but for Batman - this may be just the right time.

At five meters overhead, the plane was rising, and the strong wind rattled the cloak.Batman glanced at the two strapped back to back in the corner and then looked up at the helicopter.

Two minutes ago, Yun Hai opened the door with a suitcase and sat on the seat alone. Before she could find out the wooden cabin and point it at the driver, the other party started to take off into the air very simply...

Oh, no!elder brother!I haven't said anything yet!You are too sensible!Although it was supposed to be three people, it is an obvious signal that Joker boarded the plane alone in the end, but did you read the script?Responding so quickly?

Immediately afterwards, Yunhai saw the long golden hair under the driver's helmet and the beautiful face reflected on the glass—oh, it turned out to be Miss Sister.

Putting the suddenly useless wooden warehouse on his knees, looking at the driver whose fingers were trembling but still operating various buttons in an orderly manner, Yun Hai casually comforted him: "Well, beautiful, don't be too nervous."

"You're doing really well, I just need you to keep it up and—"

Before he could finish speaking, the glass on the side of the driver's seat was smashed with a punch, and the ejection seat sent the driver flying with a bang.Yunhai watched helplessly as the other party took away the only parachute and gestured to Erkang: Wait, I still have something to say!

The wind at high altitude was extremely strong, and the huge black shadow that had perfectly sneaked into Arkham sneaked in again steadily after breaking the glass?The interior of the helicopter that started autopilot, if you call sneaking everyone stunned.

Entering the slightly dark cabin from the light and bright outside world, the huge difference in light and darkness blinded Batman for a moment, and it was at this moment that an intimate voice came from his ear:

"Batsy, does this surprise you? When you find out that I am the one behind the scenes? When you find out that I wrote and directed all of this?" The black figure beside him suddenly spoke, and his tone was the same as The tones are all that damn familiar.

"You are not." Batman said with great certainty, he stood at the breach and glanced around, and after a quick adjustment, he gradually saw everything around him clearly.

Joker is facing away from himself, with a suitcase on the ground to his right, and his left hand in the shadows.

"Really? What evidence do you have that I am not? Is my outfit not stylish enough? Is my hair not stylish enough? Or is this luxurious and noble leather seat not enough to prove my status... ..."

Yun Hai spoke extremely frivolously, and then her eloquent words were completely blocked by Batman with just one sentence.

"Because I know you." I know you, I know you, and I know, you, too—

After a brief loss of speech, Yun Hai tilted his head and praised: "Aha, you really know how to please me, little bat."

"But this time you guessed right." She said, throwing the suitcase into Batman's arms and said, "The medicine you are looking for is inside, just open it."

Batman caught the suitcase, and at first glance, it was intact and unopened.But he didn't rush to open it, but raised his eyes to Joker, and then he froze for a moment.

Joker is looking at himself with very hungry eyes at this moment...

The pressure was a bit high, and with such ready-to-movement eyes that seemed to pounce on him in the next moment, Batman suddenly didn't want to open the suitcase very much.

"What are you looking at me for?" Seeing Bruce stopped, Yun Hai raised an eyebrow and asked knowingly: "Do you want me to give orders? Okay, then, open it?" Her trembling voice The thread picked up because of excitement.

"Host, please, pay attention to your image! The mission is only two o'clock away, let's bear with it!" the system reminded without hope.

That's right, Batman's approval for the main mission is only two points away from reaching [-]%, which is something the system didn't expect!It thought it would have to stay for several years to get rid of it, at least.If so, maybe after the mission is over, the new host can copy Yunhai's model?After all, it is so efficient...

When the system was thinking about something completely impossible, Yun Hai suppressed his excitement and asked, "Do you want to complete these last two points immediately?"

"Think! Think! Think!" In the void, the nodding of the system's head was almost gone, even though she couldn't see the sea of ​​clouds at all.

"Then you just watch." Yun Hai said with a smile: "This will be a gamble." It is not so much a gamble as it is a gamble, the last gamble.

On that fateful gamble, Yunhai bent down and was willing to be killed, she entrusted all the winning or losing to Bruce's hands.As for herself, she didn't even know whether she was more looking forward to the winning ending or the losing ending.

Because no matter whether she wins or loses, it is the ending she longs for!

When the final decision came to fruition, from then on, countless roads that were not chosen would be reduced to ashes, because maybe all the roads would be reduced to ashes.

With indescribable emotions surging in his heart, Yunhai laughed a few times and then said to the system very abruptly: "System, let me tell you a joke."

From that classic joke that even outsiders know.

"The joke goes that once upon a time there were two lunatics locked in a lunatic asylum."

"Is the madhouse you speak of the Arkham Asylum?"

"Listen to me, don't interrupt me in a hurry, system." Although Yunhai was smiling, the system keenly noticed the displeasure lurking under the host's smile, so it obediently closed its mouth.

"There were two madmen living in a madhouse, and one night they suddenly realized they didn't want to live like this anymore, and they decided to escape. So they climbed to the roof, and there they were, across the gap between the two floors. , They saw the roofs of the whole city stretching out under the moonlight, stretching endlessly, leading to the distance, and also leading to the unfettered freedom."

"The first man jumped down easily, but his friend didn't dare. He was afraid that he would fall down. So the first man thought of an idea, and he said:

'Hey, I've got a flashlight!I'm going to light the gap with a flashlight, and then you can walk on this beam and leave with me! '"

"Does this have anything to do with our current situation?" the system asked, and then it heard the answer from the host:

"Of course it does. Pray for me! System! Because of me, I'm about to step on that vain beam of light!"

In reality, looking at Joker, Batman said, "Maybe I should take it back to the Batcave instead of opening it now."

Bring back the Batcave?No no no, this is not okay!Laughing, Yunhai rushed to Batman to open the suitcase instead: "Maybe you shouldn't break the rules of the game."

The suitcase was opened, and the wires of the bomb in the suitcase were pulled together.Before the huge explosion happened, Yunhai only had time to see Batman flying towards him desperately.

Amidst the earth-shattering loud noise, the system finally remembered that there was a question it forgot to ask just now:

What if the human who jumped first turned off the flashlight halfway through.

Obviously, the system as an outsider has forgotten the fact that human beings cannot walk on the beam of light.

The author has something to say: I really heard this joke when I was a child, when I was in fifth grade, I forgot where I heard it from, and then a few months ago I was surprised to find that the original source was a deadly joke? !

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