[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

At exactly 11 noon, the deepest part of Arkham.

Yunhai is waiting for someone, someone who might come.When that person did come, she made a short, strange noise between a sob and a cry that caught the system's attention.But soon the system realized that it had misheard.

"Host, are you sad?"

"No." Yun Hai vetoed with hanging eyes, she squinted and said seriously: "Tong'er, I think your mind really needs to be rectified!"

"I'll just make a noise casually, and you can just listen to it casually and you're done. What are you doing for reading comprehension!"

"Did you say so? Dr. Roger?" The last sentence was addressed to the person in front of him.

Yunhai sat on a high wooden chair, right in the middle of the prison, the cutting lines of light and shadow converged on his face.She grinned at the figure in the white coat outside, and said in a very homely way: "Is the third counseling session starting this morning? Didn't we just finish half an hour ago?"

"You still have a clear concept of time, and you haven't blurred the boundaries between reality and illusion because of my misleading."

"Yes, then what?" Yun Hai casually admitted.

"So you didn't take the medicine I gave you."

"Good guess." Nodding her head, Yun Hai agreed, and she even patted her palms lightly twice to save face.

"Okay, Joker, stop playing that game of pretending to be someone else." With a little disgust, Roger stood outside the electrified prison and touched the pocket of his white coat and said, "When you call Batman Everything will be clear after that.”

"So he did come, didn't he? I didn't expect it to be so soon." Yun Hai sighed with emotion, then changed the subject and asked, "But, do you really know what you said?"

"Otherwise? You bumped into the scarecrow's subordinates one second, and the bat monster was raging in my Arkham the next second, and you told me that this has nothing to do with you?" Sneered a few times Sound, Roger said as he approached the electrified railing, his shadow cast extremely long by the light in the corridor.

At first, Yunhai didn't speak, she just sat on a high stool.With his hands on his knees, the single room without a light source blurred the expression on his face, except for the clear pale and silent smile.

After a second or two, Roger heard a very low chuckle, followed by the clown who sounded full of wickedness and asked back: "I said, you know what you said what?"

"You think there's only one Joker, and then you think I've teamed up with Batman?" Well, in a sense, the latter is true, but Yun Hai doesn't really want to admit it.

"I, Joker." Pointing to himself, Yunhai said, "We joined hands with Batman." She bit those two names very hard.

After a short pause, she said with some distress: "Then you came to me unarmed like this?" But those eyes didn't say that, and those eyes that gleamed with evil humor said the exact opposite.

In Roger's sight, the tall and thin man sat there quietly, his eyes deeper than the night were hidden in the shadow of dark green hair, and the light and shadow were separated by thin cheekbones.Above that, it is completely dark, but below that, it is pale and thin, embellished with a crazy smile.

Emergency Confinement Device!quick!Under the gaze of those eyes, Roger, whose expression changed suddenly, rushed to the operation interface on the wall, and he pressed the password——

Then the commentary from ahead made him feel like he was falling into an ice cellar: "He entered the password, which is 4-7-9-1, but unfortunately, there was no response." Every word made him fall even deeper.

It doesn't matter, there is iris recognition!

"How come? Roger thought, and put his pupils close to the iris recognition area. Unfortunately, there was still no response."

why--

"Why is this happening? Roger asked himself, of course it's because the door is always open!" Accompanied by laughter, Yunhai stood up calmly and showed the stool with only two legs left , which failed, as the stool almost immediately collapsed in the shadow of the prison after losing its support.

"Really, don't provide wooden stools in my single room in the future." Looking at the stunned Roger, Yunhai sincerely suggested: "If you must have it, it's best to have the whole iron stool, the one fixed on the ground. kind."

Joker's talent passive is really too strong, this time she will never say that she has no cheats.

Now, she and they are the same, standing on the same ground, breathing the same air.

"And there is." When he stepped on the snow-white corridor, Yunhai added: "Maybe next time, you can choose a cage that can still be used after the power is out. This kind of cage can't be used when the power is off. □□The device is not working, there are too many safety hazards.”

"Thank you for reminding me." Immediately afterwards, a hard object pressed against Yunhai's temple, "I will ask the scarecrow to prepare a cage for you during this transfer, so you can stay there forever."

"Wow, you're really short-tempered, but I like it." Smelling the smell of sulfur, with a smile on his lips, Yun Hai slowly raised his hand and said to the person in front of him:

"Okay, take it easy, take it easy, man, as you can see, I don't have any weapons."

However, after 3 minutes, she broke her promise and gained weight.

"So host, what did you do before you crossed over?" The system asked in shock after watching the host knock Roger to the ground skillfully and seize the opponent's weapon.

"What are you doing?" Facing the system's question, Yunhai repeated, unconsciously hooking the wooden warehouse with his index finger and turning around in a circle, he explained casually: "You know freelance work, it's the kind of job that doesn't sit in an office."

"Oh, it must be that ancient profession that is as famous as sex in human history." The system said with a very sophisticated voice, and continued with great certainty.

This sentence made Yun Hai almost choke to death on his own saliva, "Where did you think!"

She waved her hand: "Hey, no, no, really not, I'm just an ordinary person, I'm a bit persecuted, so I went to learn two things."

What kind of persecution paranoia would conduct such systematic training? "Okay, you know how to lie to me, this honest system." The system muttered twice, glanced at Roger, whose glasses were kicked off the ground, and asked, "But did you two have any grudges before? How did he So cruel."

"Between him and me? Definitely not." Yunhai said with great certainty, but—"But between Joker and him, it's not certain." After all, Yunhai hadn't come yet at that time, right?

"Why don't we just ask the real master?" Although we have guessed the answer, it would be more enjoyable if the person who gave the question took the initiative to decipher it!Yun Hai suddenly became interested and went straight to Roger, who was pretending to be dead with his eyes closed, and squatted down in a relatively low posture.

Like every ordinary person who has encountered such a bad thing, Yun Hai asked curiously: "Dr. Roger, I don't think I have any grievances with you. Why do you want to be so malicious to your patients? Could it be that you said Is the benevolence of the doctors here fake?"

"Stop pretending, Joker, you killed my wife and daughter! Ha, don't you forget things too much? I guessed it!" Hearing Joker's voice, Dr. Roger opened one eye full of blood. He snorted mockingly, but he quickly closed his eyes again: "But it doesn't matter now, I'm willing to admit defeat! Let's do it, Joker."

Do it?That would be no fun. "I don't remember doing such a thing." Yunhai was still trying to fight for his "innocence".Aha, even if there is such an account, it is still in the hands of the former Joker, and she will not take the blame.

"You didn't do it, but your subordinates did it! This will be counted on your head!"

Well, Dr. Roger cleared her mind, it wasn't even the ex-Joker!But there is one thing that Yunhai doesn't quite understand, she tilted her head, and said curiously: "Then do you know who you are serving now?"

"Scarecrow, so what?" It was amazing that Roger could almost blurt out this question.

"Then do you know how many people and how many families the Scarecrow has destroyed with your potion?" Do you know how many people went mad and died because of your medicine, and how many innocent people were affected and died because of those crazy patients?

"That was destroyed by the Scarecrow, what does it have to do with me?"

It was still the tone that should be taken for granted, but Yunhai got some other information from it.

"Oh, really? I see," she chuckled, then raised her hands to cover her eyes.

"When you cover your eyes, the world disappears before your eyes, and when you expose your eyes—" Yun Hai's hand slowly moved down, revealing a pair of extremely deep and dark pupils, which are black holes that can absorb all light.

"Ah, I forgot." Immediately afterwards, she let out an apologetic sigh: "I forgot that you are blind."

"People are shouting, people are weeping, and none of this can enter your eyes or ears, can it?" Yun Hai was amazed, she nodded her head in agreement and said, "Along with hypocrisy, it is indeed you who are more Outperformed."

When Yunhai finished speaking, a miraculous thing happened. Roger, who had been trembling slightly, suddenly stopped trembling. He fumbled for his broken glasses on the ground. After putting them on, he sat up and sneered at Yunhai, full of disgust. Said the following words:

"Stop judging others with that superior attitude, Joker." His tone was full of disgust.

"Do you think you won? Then let me tell you a secret! From the very beginning, your psychological tests showed that everything was normal! I lied to you!"

Yunhai played with Mu Cang and cast a casual glance down.

"And me, I put medicine in every meal of yours! Every meal! You think you can just throw away the medicine? No use, Joker, no use! Your life is over, you I can no longer live a normal life!"

"I think this human individual has errors in the definition of normal and other human beings emmmm" the system as a bystander made a succinct evaluation of the above words.

What it doesn't know is that the host also played a part in this misleading.

"Then in exchange, I'll also tell you two secrets." Looking at the person in front of him who had completely fallen into his own world, Yun Hai showed a small charming smile at the corner of his mouth.

She leaned over, brushed up her green hair and giggled, "Secret number one is, I've seen every test you've asked me to do, that's why I pass every test of."

"The second secret is that people can't starve to death if they skip a few meals."

"Okay, don't stare so angrily, it's like I've done something heinous."

Turning the small but powerful metal object between his fingers, the sea of ​​clouds approached Dr. Roger who suddenly started to sweat and said slowly: "You know what? You are very interesting."

"I won't kill you because you provide me with so much fun."

"I have a hunch we can keep playing like this forever."

"Aha, do you think I would say that?" Yun Hai raised his annoying green hair that blocked his eyes and sneered at Roger, completely dispelling the last chance of the other party:

"Then you're dead wrong, you're just, ha, a joke to pass the time while I'm waiting for the little bat."

"Okay, why are you so serious? Come on, let's have a smile."

"This world is like this, no one can count on it, but no matter how hard life is, we always have to be optimistic, don't we?"

The author has something to say: At that moment, I recalled my identity as a literary youth 23333