[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 32: Three Steps of Love

Time is wonderful, it can make weak wine more mellow, it can make deep emotions dark, time, it can ease our pain, weaken our nerves, and numb our spirit.Not even Batman could resist this debilitating magic, and as time went by, his tense nerves at that time gradually became numb.

And what Yunhai was waiting for was this moment!At the next corner, she suddenly flew out through the mirror.

"Missme?" Yun Hai laughed and stretched out his hands and rushed forward to the unprepared person.With mental arithmetic and unintentional, her attack ended with the successful throwing down of Batman.

The two fell heavily to the ground, and several mirrors were crushed as they rolled.Yunhai's legs were strangled tightly around Bruce's neck, causing the other's brain to go blank for a short time due to lack of blood.

She knew how strict Batman was to her, so she didn't dare to underestimate him at all. She used all the strength of her thighs as soon as she came up, trying to strangle him from the beginning.

Of course, this was all daydreaming. After a short period of dizziness, Batman used his strong willpower to throw Joker off his shoulders.

Right, that is it!That's it!Yun Hai stood up unsteadily from the shards of the mirror, the silver edge of the knife was exposed between her hanging hands, and then, almost obsessed, she faced the burning anger directly.

Living is painful, the more painful, the more vivid and real life is.Yunhai craves pain, and then Batman brings pain, how amazing!

But compared to this, Yunhai hopes that the other party can also enjoy this precious feeling together!

She and they stood facing each other, and they circled eagerly, like two wounded lone wolves, or two hedgehogs trying to keep warm in the cold winter.

Since the sharp thorns can no longer be retracted, it is better to get closer to each other in the pain again and again!Sting the opponent, and then reach the deepest part of his heart!

Raising the sharp blade to stab Batman's shoulder, but at the same time deliberately exposing the fragile abdomen to the iron fist, but Yunhai just loves this feeling!She loves it badly!She even gave up the habit of calculating trajectory research, and just attacked the opponent over and over again, and she could see that the opponent was also doing the same.

No matter how many times the dishonest little bat denied it, no matter how many times the dishonest little bat concealed it, Yun Hai could tell that he was also addicted to it.She and they are all obsessed with it, aren't they?ah!This is wonderful!isn't it?

Especially when Yunhai licked the corner of his lower lip and tasted the blood dripping from above.

At that moment, the fiery pleasure completely dominated Yunhai, and the excitement rushed from the brain to the end of the coccyx, making her tremble uncontrollably, and she almost couldn't even hold the knife steadily.

It's not because of the taste of blood. After all, human blood itself doesn't taste good. It's just a mixture of water, inorganic salts, plasma, and hemoglobin. But what if it comes from a specific person's body?Aha, that means something completely different!

Just this thought made Yunhai feel dizzy and almost fell down!almost!But it's not enough, because the carnival between her and them has just begun!

"Me, our blood, on each other's lips," Joker said, gasping and laughing.

No one knew, Batman's heart skipped a beat for no reason.

"Stop hitting, host! Stop it!" When Yunhai went crazy, the system screamed frantically.It looked at the flying glass shards in horror, thinking that sooner or later its host would play with it to death under its nose, and that day would come sooner or later!

If that day comes too early, before the task is completed, the system will be over!It doesn't want to be buried with the host!

"If you want to go to Arkham Asylum, you just need to be caught without a fight! If you continue like this, something will happen!"

'Get caught without a fight? "Yunhai wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand and smiled provocatively at Batman," How is it possible? 'As a result, because of distraction this time, the opponent's iron fist slammed on the face and directly distorted the lower half of his face.

"It's agreed to hit someone in the face, huh?!" In the roar, Yun Hai went forward, but this time it was not for offense or defense. At the moment she was approaching, she suddenly raised her hand lightly and threw some powder thrown in the air.

Oops!Batman reacted almost immediately, but even he couldn't fight the inertia.He tried to roll to one side trying to avoid the powder, but because of the close distance, some of the powder inevitably drifted into his wide-open eyes.

It's very stinging, very hot, so irritating that I can't open my eyes, it's chili powder.As for the option of lime powder, Batman might care a little bit if it was someone else, but if the opponent is Joker... there is no doubt that chili powder is the only option.

In fact, Batman's instinctive judgment was correct. He put one hand on the ground and tried to use the back of his hand to prevent more chili powder from entering his eyes, but the results were getting worse.

This is Batman's misfortune, but Yunhai's great luck!Adrenaline was swimming in the blood vessels, and the dopamine crazily secreted by the brain to soothe the pain was like a raging wave, which washed away Yun Hai's rationality, giving her an illusion of extreme happiness.

The incomparable sense of happiness exploded, making Yunhai's mind go blank.As if suddenly ascended to the Paradise of Paradise, the boundary between pain and happiness is blurred.

In the extreme pain, Yunhai obtained the joy that was enough to kill her, the whole world seemed to be turned upside down before her eyes, and everything no longer existed!

This is such an absurd and uninhibited reality!And what a rare sight this is!

Right in front of her eyes!The little bat was lying on the ground covering his eyes because of her, his eyelids were flushed, physiological tears hung on his long eyelashes, and then flowed out along his armor and gathered at his chin, covering it with a layer of fragility. illusion.

What a charming scene!

In ecstasy, Yunhai grabbed the wooden mirror frame at his feet and lifted it up, lifted it high, and then smashed it down, lifted it, then smashed it down, fragmented laughter mixed with rapid and fierce in the attack.

Time and time again, time and time again, tirelessly, until the wooden frame couldn't bear the strength and screamed, until the pieces of wood fell apart into pieces of useless wood, until Batman, who had recovered, grabbed the wooden board in front of him .

"Have you fought enough?" was the first thing Batman said.

"Then it's my turn to attack." This was the second sentence he said.

Oh hoo, things are going badly.Yunhai tried to snatch it away, but found that the board was not moving at all.At this time, she even felt a little out of touch.

Blurred blood was slowly flowing on Batman's face, and it seemed that there were two groups of bright and bright flames burning fiercely in those dark pupils.Under the gaze of those eyes, Yunhai felt that she was almost melting, she was almost drowning in that beautiful flame.

Then the melted sea of ​​clouds was kicked out the next moment, followed by a set of farmer's three punches, which made her feel that her internal organs were displaced.

Feeling dizzy and dizzy, Yunhai jumped out high with that force, rubbed against the end of the chandelier, and stopped after hitting several rows of mirrors.

Monster, it is.

"I, cough, cough," lying in the ruins clutching his stomach, Yunhai said to the system intermittently even though his whole body was in pain: "I feel a little bad, it's not worth it, I only hit him five times. ' she grumbled without forgetting to hold up five fingers vigorously.

system:……

Host, when will you understand?This is not a question of whether it is cost-effective or not, it is a question of you actively seeking death!

But the current situation of the host is too bad, there is no time to condemn this kind of death behavior, the system said nervously: "Don't talk, don't move around, the test shows that four of your ribs are broken!" '

'Four? 'Yunhai's eyes widened slightly and he blurted out:'I'll go, it's amazing. ' Then she saw Batman walking slowly towards her.In order to cover the pain and wounds on his body, he deliberately slowed down his pace.

Hey, little bat, why can't you be more honest at this time?Is not every bleeding wound on your body mine?Don't I know how much effort I have used?Yunhai struggled and tried to get up.

'do not move! ’ The system issued a sharp warning sound, ‘One more broken rib will poke your right lung. 'It nervously watched the three-dimensional map full of red screens, ready to forcibly corona the host in case of an accident.

It will never take the risk of failing this mission!

Difficult to adjust her embarrassing posture to leaning against the mirror frame, Yunhai raised her head and looked at a gradually approaching figure with a somewhat blurred vision. Her arms were hanging down weakly, and her palms were hanging outwards on the ground, but the knife The blade is hidden at the fingertips.

The system does not allow Yunhai to move, and in fact she has no right to choose.The person who was thinking about it approached the sea of ​​clouds, and then grabbed her neck and lifted her up high.

"Where did you hide the Minister of Security?"

"Youaremy—"

Being grabbed by the neck by Batman and lifted up, Yunhai stretched out his index finger with difficulty, rolling his eyes upwards thinking about that word.

"Youaremy," she said, pausing again, then giggling, looking down at Batman.Those few words were slurred, and it sounded like youaremine's passionate confession of "you are mine".

"Youaremydrug." You are my medicine.

You, arethedrugtocureme,

orthedrugletmeaddictedto,

or, BOTH

(Are you the drug that cures me, or the drug that makes me more addicted? Or both?)

Batman's stomach writhed strangely, and he didn't feel so sure about winning now. Although he did have the absolute upper hand, on another level, he was struggling to resist.

No response, and no desire to respond. "Where did you lock the Minister of Security?!" Batman was roaring, he grabbed the clown's neck, clearly gaining the upper hand, but the roar sounded like a wounded beast, the sea of ​​clouds listening My heart is going to break.

For a moment, Batman even wanted to strangle Joker to death, so that he could get rid of all the absurd mess in front of him.But at the last moment, he let go of his hand, and what greeted him was a series of breathless laughter.

"You know what I am? (Do you know what I am?)" After coughing a few times, Yun Hai asked, but continued without waiting for Batman's answer.

"I'm that dog chasing the car. Even if I catch up, I don't know what I'm going to do." Then she asked rhetorically:

"So Batsy, do you know what to do if you catch up?"

"Send him to Arkham Asylum," Batman said coldly.

Yun Hai tilted his head and looked at him with a strange expression, as if he was studying something that didn't exist.Just when Batman began to reflect on what was wrong with what he said just now, Yun Hai smiled and let go of his hand, and the knife that was intended to be used for a sneak attack fell to the ground with a bang.

"IlaymyweaponsdownIamreadyforyounow. (I have put down my weapons and am ready to meet you.)" Yunhai said.

"Now, arrest me." She offered her hands, then grinned.

Bruce watched as Gordon pressed the Joker into the cramped backseat of the police car, then watched the police car drive away with blinking sirens.For some reason, he felt a strange and unfamiliar feeling at this moment.

Back at Wayne Manor, Bruce built a tower with his hands, his eyes closed and he fell into deep thought.

"Alfred, you said—" He started his head, then lost himself in thought again.

"What? Master Wayne." Alfred was as calm as ever, but this time Bruce didn't seem to have the desire to talk to him.

"Nothing." Bruce swallowed the words that had come to his lips.

He didn't understand, he just didn't understand, but that didn't matter anymore.

The author has something to say: lol, in the chasing car part, Yunhai confessed to the master, but the master unconsciously confessed to him.

Rounding up my article, I pulled the lights, whether you have seen it or not, the car has already driven away anyway.