[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 30: Service with a Smile

"Be nice to her, Batman, she's a good girl, I just upgraded her master control yesterday." Lucius just finished speaking, be nice to the Batmobile, and Batman is on the car in the next second The hook lock forcibly opened the gate of the factory...

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say it." Lucius, who was autistic on the spot, directly turned off the communication.

The scene of the factory is consistent with the image sent by the drone. Joker is the only one in the vast and empty factory, and there is no figure of any of the clown's subordinates, nor the figure of the hijacked security minister.

If the relationship between Batman and Yunhai wasn't that bad, he would probably ask Yunhai, and there is a high probability that Yunhai would raise his eyebrows and answer as a matter of course:

This is a date between the two of us, how can there be a third party present?

A dusty abandoned factory is a bit shabby for a date, but, ahem, it's flawless, isn't it?

The iron gate slammed down, and Batman successfully broke into the factory. When he looked up, he saw Joker lying on the second floor with his hands crossed and looking at him with that incomparably embarrassing smiling face.

The sea of ​​clouds looked down at Bruce, and she saw him looking up at herself intently, his two pointed ears were as cute as a cat in the breeze.Squinting her eyes slightly, she felt her dead heart beating a little bit by that cute little paw, and beating vigorously again in the dry chest cavity.

Bruce, how can you be so likable?

"Where's the Minister of Security?" Batman stared at Joker and asked in a low voice.

Yun Hai couldn't help complaining about the former's incomprehensible style: "It's so hard for us to meet again, how about caring about others when we first come up?" Although the two of them only separated for half a day, she felt like a century had passed Same, doesn't Batsy feel that way?

Tilting his head, Yunhai answered Batman's question with a cracked smile: "He's a safe place, and I always keep my promise." A safe place that will never disturb us.

"You, keep your promise?" The system made a loud voice of questioning, but Yunhai perfectly ignored it.

The straight-line distance between the two is very close, but if you want to go to the second floor, you need to go to the crane platform first, and then control the crane to transport yourself to the second floor. In addition, the rusty iron chain lock looks really weak.

This is the route on the second floor of Yunhai, but she knew that Batman would not choose this method. After all, bats are mammals that can fly, aren't they?

Under Yun Hai's nose, Batman didn't continue the conversation with her, but stretched out his arms and launched the bat hook to the track above his head.Before flying upwards violently, he kicked on the container and flew towards the place where the sea of ​​clouds was before.

Raising the hand to shoot the claws, pulling up, and flying, the whole set of movements is unbelievably smooth, as if it has been rehearsed countless times.

He threw himself at the railing on the second floor, grasping the iron railing tightly with both hands.The metal corroded by oxygen made a toothache sound and began to break from the joint, but before that, he had successfully flipped over to the second floor like a kite flipping over.

It was unbelievable, considering the weight of the little bat, it was almost impossible to complete, but not only did he complete it, but he also did it with ease, and even in Yunhai's eyes, it could be said to be beautiful.

"He's so beautiful, isn't he?" Yunhai couldn't help telling the system after watching all this.

"When he beat you to pieces? I'm sorry, host, I don't feel any beauty in it." The system said unlovingly: "I just want to know what you are going to do next? Stand where you are Batman sent you to Arkham Asylum, ah, this is indeed a good choice."

stay put?This choice is an insult to Yunhai's IQ!The optimal solution at this time must be——

36 plan is the best plan!What are you still doing?run!

Seeing Batman getting closer and closer to him, Yunhai turned around without hesitation, let go of his feet and ran away!Don't you run and wait to confront Batman?If there is such a warrior, Yunhai must be the first to admire her!

"The system! I'll report it! This guy Bruce is screwing up!" His feet were almost rubbing off sparks on the steel plate floor, and Yun Hai took the time to complain to the system after slipping into the gap in the corridor on the third floor:

"As soon as he transformed into Batman, he immediately got the strength buff and agility buff, but what about me? I'm still a time traveler!" It's fine if you don't have the golden finger, at least give it a buff!

Listening to these words, every word is crying blood, and every punctuation mark makes those who hear it sad and those who see it cry!However——I'm sorry, dear, I'm a system, not a human.

As a result, the system has no pressure against Yunhai's resentment debuff and cast a sharp complaint: "Human Bruce already has these strengths, but he usually hides them."

The effect of this sentence is outstanding, causing 9999 points of damage to the host. The evidence is that Yun Hai, who had hoped to get some benefits by selling miserably, rolled his eyes and ran faster.

The sexy system irritates people online, so sometimes, it is not good to be too simple, it is easy to be naturally black!Sure enough, only Bruce is the best in this world!

That's why, even on the way to escape, Yun Hai couldn't help turning his head in a frantic death on the surface of innocence: "Why are you so angry? Batsy! I really don't understand, could it be because you have reached menopause?"

"Ah! Host, you really dare to say that." The host's series of coquettish operations made the system amazed.

But in fact, Yunhai was wronged to the extreme this time!

"Listen, you can't blame me for all of this, Batsy, I just did the same thing as you, to enforce justice—" Yunhai tried to reason with the bat earnestly.

justice?That's not justice.Batman ignored Joker's crazy words, he said firmly and unwaveringly: "Justice will be served! Joker! but not by You! (Justice will be served, Joker, but not by you!)" In Yunhai's ear, he The voice is so low, but also so powerful.

But that wasn't strong enough, at least in the eyes of the other.

"Servicewitha[email protected] (service with a smile)" Yunhai replied with a mocking laugh.

"Change your mind, Joker."

When he heard Batman's persistent persuasion, Yunhai was going crazy with joy! "Aha, it's a joke too, right? I'm so happy because you finally learned to joke little bat!"

Just don't forget another point: "But you have to be clear, it's them who make the choice! It's the citizens of Gotham that you want to protect! And I, I'm just an innocent host!"

"I? Ha, I'm just an executor, advancing the process according to what people say, uh, public opinion."

"They said the first man was guilty and deserved to die, and I did what they said, and then they said that the second man was totally innocent and deserved to live, and then you see, I did what they said gone."

"What I did was exactly what the people wanted!"

"Unless, unless, you blame me for everything they did."

After bursting out with a burst of suppressed and extremely short strange laughter, Yun Hai lowered his voice, and said in a tone that disgusted Batman, as if he could see everything:

"It's me who forces them to make a choice, it's me who forces them to show you their truest side."

Batman sees Joker looking back at him.Did he still expect to see the impossible wavering on his face?That must be futile, because Batman's persistence has no limit!Lifting his chin slightly, he met the clown's gaze without hesitation.

Those eyes that resembled her seemed to possess the ability to confuse people, and the words spoken from those beautiful red lips were damn hateful:

"And you, are you disappointed after witnessing this humanity?" said the Joker.

"No!" Resolutely and slowly, Batman gave the unchangeable response in a deep voice.

disappointment?No, such a trivial emotion is not enough to shake Batman's unshakable faith.But Joker talked too much, really too much, so much that he didn't want to listen anymore.

Silent storms slowly gathered in Batman's eyes, he sped up and tried to catch up to the hideous tall and thin figure in front of him, he wanted to stop Joker's words, no matter what way.

Batman pounced on the sea of ​​clouds, his fingertips almost hooked the opponent's Yi Yi!But Joker had disappeared through the door before that.

In hot pursuit, Batman finds himself caught in a sea of ​​mirrors.Like a fish swimming in the sea, a tired bird in the forest, Joker has disappeared.

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