[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 26: Maybe I Can Be Spider-Man

In the live broadcast, after introducing the second lucky viewer and placing him in a special position, Joker stretched out his right arm, pointed in the direction of the camera, and randomly pressed a button in his hand.If nothing else, it should be the button to turn off the live broadcast, but unfortunately it didn't work as it should.

On the TV, the live broadcast was still going on, and the camera followed Joker's figure tremblingly.

Gordon watched Joker turn around quickly, walked to the edge of the camera, and sat down in the center of the rotten steel pipe.

That's the end of it?Then what?Not crazy? ?laugh?Without the unnatural behavior of a psychopath?Am I mistaken, is this still Gordon's impression of the clown?

Is that middle-aged man with boring eyes looking up, really the crazy clown in front of the camera just now?

It's weird, it's really weird, it's even weird!If there was no previous video, Gordon would have thought he was watching a literary film!

"What is he doing?" Gordon stared at the clown's abnormal behavior at the moment and couldn't help asking his own question.yeah what is he doingIt's not a clown at all, a clown should, a clown should—should what?

At this moment, a hoarse and deep voice responded to him from behind:

"He's waiting for me."

Gordon turned around suddenly, and then saw a familiar figure, "Oh my god! You scared me to death, when did you come?" He complained habitually.

That man behind is Batman!Of course it was him!At this moment, the man in black was standing behind Gordon, looking over his shoulder at the man in the screen, the black armor reflecting the luster of metal.

Well, no response, he knew it would be!Gordon shrugged his shoulders, thinking as usual: The social etiquette of ordinary people is completely unworkable with Batman, because there is no such thing as common sense in the other party's brain!

Where did a monster like this come from?Within Gotham?Beyond Gotham?But anyway, he did help the Gotham police a lot.This is enough.

"What? You know his plan?" Gordon asked Batman casually. Of course, he didn't expect much, so he just waved his hand indifferently after seeing the latter shaking his head.

Batman is looking at the tape.There is quite a lot of information that can be seen in it, but the specific location cannot be judged due to lack of connection for a while.It's an abandoned factory, no doubt about it, but there are plenty of them on the fringes of Gotham.

The height of the factory is not high, between three and five floors, because Batman saw the shadow of leaves flashing past the window in the camera.The time is short, and it should have been blown there by a mischievous wind.

This may be a key piece of information, and Batman paused the video to carefully examine the shape of the leaf shadow.Not a common type, distribution in Gotham should be limited.He took a picture of it and planned to let the computer analyze it after returning to the manor. As for what to do after the analysis, he would naturally go to Arkham to find an expert in this field.

After doing all this, he should have left. After all, every second he stays, the possibility of the second victim being in danger will increase by one point, but for some reason, Batman's hand involuntarily pressed the play button He looked at Joker.

There was no trace of the smile on the ever-smiling face (although Batman didn't find that smile very happy), and a cold chill crept up the prominent cheekbones.

Joker is sitting on a small piece of abandoned steel pipe with his head up and his legs apart, wearing a suit and leather shoes, with an expressionless face.His green curly hair fell to his shoulders, and two bony arms protruded from the empty suit jacket, drooping in mid-air.

This is the other side of Joker that Batman never saw, a taciturn middle-aged man.

When he's not smiling, their expressions are even similar.Batman knows who he's thinking of, and they're so similar, like two sides of a coin, even though he's always vehemently denying it.

Then all of a sudden, Joker twitched the corners of his mouth, as if he realized that he hadn't successfully turned off the live broadcast just after being reminded, he raised his eyelids and raised his hand and said to another person outside the camera: "Turnitoff."

A hand appeared on the screen following the command, and the live broadcast ended here.Batman saw his own shadow in the reflection of the pitch-black LCD screen.

a monster.

But the actual truth may not be as serious as Bruce thinks.

"I didn't expect that your dream when you were a child is really not just talking." The system looked at Yunhai's series of actions and suddenly said with emotion, "If you go to the hero group, the effect will be much greater than that of the villain group. It's a waste. Already."

It felt that it might have misunderstood the host before!This is clearly a good young man in the 21st century. Why did he always think that the system was abnormal?

Oh my god, thinking about it this way, the system feels a little guilty for forcing such a good young man to act as a clown. Is the main system infected with a virus?There is such a big error in brainwave similarity matching?

Yun Hai was humming a song and hanging her No. [-] victim on the shelf (ah, no, how could it be the victim, she is clearly a lucky audience!), when she heard the words from the system, her hands almost shook violently. Let the other party be tied into a skewer.

You annoying little system, what should I do with you?Can't beat (can't hit), can't say, what else can I do, I can only spoil it.So Yunhai had no choice but to look at lucky audience No. [-] affectionately. The affectionate opponent couldn't hold back and started to tremble in his legs, and then the trembling intensified, and even rolled his eyes.

"What's wrong with him? His blood pressure is rising so fast, and his body temperature has reached 38 degrees Celsius." The system secretly measured the target's physical condition and asked Yunhai, feeling that it was very curious about human behavior.

"That's why I was touched by my love." Yun Hai said casually, rolling his eyes, and then tied a bow for lucky audience No. [-].

Hearing the system's emotion, Yun Hai smiled treacherously in his heart, and then asked, "System, do you know what I found in the files I checked all night last night?"

"Find that sitting on the rust is unhygienic?" The system's attention is elsewhere, its cleanliness makes it unbearable for the host to sit on the steel pipe at this moment!The first thing to see is the tiny scales of rust. They are like neatly arranged insect eggs in the eyes of the system, and each grain can destroy its precious motherboard.

After manually turning off the camera, Yun Hai sat on the steel pipe with his chin in his hand and watched the three clowns' former subordinates packing up and processing various instruments not far away, while enduring the extremely loud protests from the system beside him: "I said, host Can you get up off the pole, it's really dirty."

Because there were other people around, Yunhai habitually kept her facial expression extremely indifferent and exhausted, even though the content of her words at the moment was completely incompatible with these two emotions.

As if she didn't hear the system's protest at all, she continued on her own, almost talking to herself: "That is, almost all crimes are similar, the same, and even boring."

Yes, boring, arguably barren and uninspired.In the final analysis, all of this is just a word of profit or resource, and in the final analysis it is the word of human nature.

Yunhai stared at the top of the warehouse, where there was a diligent spider weaving a trap.In her view, people are born to commit crimes, but they are not born to do good deeds, because crime is a demand, and doing good is a sacrifice, which is acquired and deliberately learned for better social cooperation.

At this time, she suddenly discovered that, seriously, there is no difference between humans and spiders.

Of course, as a human being, she is no different from a spider, at most she is a mutated spider.And Bruce, he is the most beautiful mutant among many mutant spiders.

We are the same kind, my life feels complete because of you, youcomplete….me——in a sense, this is what Yunhai sends out through Joker’s body and mind, the truest emotion in her heart.

Youmakemefeelalive (you make me feel alive)

Looking at it from this level - "System, you have found me the most suitable task." Yun Hai sincerely thanked the system in the direction, even though the system itself did not want such a thank you.

"Speaking of spiders." After a short pause, Yun Hai asked the system for advice with a sweet smile: "How about I call myself a Spider-Man after completing the mission?"

"No, no, no, Spider-Man sounds too vulgar, like a staff member who cleans up high-rise buildings." Quickly overturning his last thought, Yun Hai happily decided: "How about just Spider-Man? Tsk tsk tsk, too Appropriate, with the same naming style as Batman, what a commemorative significance!"

The system only feels that its eyes are darkened, and life is hopeless. It is making the last effort, trying to dispel another whim of the host, and it is the kind of whim that is likely to be put into practice.

"No, I don't think so." It said dryly, while searching its own memory, trying to persuade: "Let's not say that this name has been taken by Marvel, you are infringing rights, Besides, after completing the mission, you won't be able to travel a second time, you can only stay in this world."

So please, host, for your own good, don’t make another Spiderman, host!Will be expelled by the world consciousness!

"It's already taken, what a disappointment—" Yunhai sighed.

Just when the system thought she had given up on that unreliable idea and breathed a sigh of relief, it suddenly heard the host asking casually: "If there is no second time travel, shouldn't we continue to maintain the Joker original design?" ?”

The newly relaxed system didn't dare to make a sound, it could only watch the host looking in its direction with a half-smile, and it relived the fear when it first met the host.

After quietly moving the position out of the host's sight, the system felt a little better.After sending a recycling request to the main system, the system said cautiously: "Well, as long as you maintain the human settings without leaving Gotham, and you will be rewarded with a lifespan of 100 years after completing the task, that is to say, the host You have a second life."

Second life?Is it that important?Yun Hai thought dispensable, but the information hidden by the system made her feel very interesting.

Keep the villain set unshakable?Aha, dare I ask what the ending of most villains is like?Would you like her to pick a few cases to share?

Even if Yunhai really likes to play games with Batman (no, she can be said to be obsessed with it), but that is also out of her own personal wish, if it becomes forced——

Yunhai doesn't mind playing games with the system.

It can only be in Gotham, and it can't be OOC. It can't get around the old bat who made his nest in Gotham. The old villain will have a bleak end.After all, I was cheated, so——

Hey, system, can you stop forcing me to be a bad guy!I also want to be a good person sometimes!

Just when the system thought that this matter had been fooled, it suddenly heard the host ask: "Oh, yes, there is one more thing." The tone was casual like chatting.

"Will you continue to follow me after the mission is successful?" The content made the system feel extremely terrifying.

Then Yunhai found the answer she already knew in that silence, and she laughed out loud.

The author has something to say: Your mortal enemy Spider-Man Yunhai is online.