[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?
Chapter 24: The Grand Fireworks Show
Chapter 24: The Grand Fireworks Show
That's what Batman sees, the pale grin on his pale face, after surveying the designated surveillance cameras.
"Computer, change the lights at all intersections to red." The Joker challenged Batman to accept.He lowered his head slightly and issued instructions to the intelligent AI.
As his order came down, all the signal lights in the row ahead turned into scarlet, representing the prohibition of passage.
At the moment when the car in front stopped slowly, the Batmobile suddenly fell sideways, and flew out of the narrow gap with an astonishing posture and unabated speed!Before the other drivers could see what it was, it had disappeared without a trace.
"With all due respect, young master, this can't stop the clown at all." Ah Fu's always reliable voice came from the earphones.
"It's okay Alfred." Batman drove the Batmobile out of the speed of light, his eyes focused on a moving black spot not far ahead: "As long as there is no one in the way."
"What's that?" The old police officer, who was lying on the back seat with his feet on the back chair, glanced at the screen and jumped up tremblingly.
On the speedometer, a fixed red number flashed past.
The old police officer almost suspected that he was dazzled, if there were no records.
"How is it possible." He exclaimed in surprise: "How can there be such a high speed in this world?"
"How can it be impossible, Batmobile, you just came to Gotham, this is our specialty." Her colleague accepted it well, shrugged and said indifferently.
"It's crazy." Touching his old heart that was beating wildly, the old police officer said with lingering fear: "Are bat monsters so rampant at night now?"
Halfway through the speech, it turned into an exclamation: "Wait, what are you going to do?" She watched her colleague jump into the driver's seat and turn the key.
Amidst the humming of the engine, his colleague replied excitedly as if he had taken drugs: "I want to arrest this speeding criminal!"
So this is the current situation. Batman is attached behind the clown, and the police car is attached behind Batman. The three cars are one in front and one behind. Under the eyes of everyone, they staged a real speed of life and death.
Hearing the siren sound not far behind, Yun Hai whistled and said: "Reality is sometimes more dramatic than expected."
"I don't know if there is any drama, but you will be caught up soon." The system stated this objective fact weakly.
"It's simple." But after saying these words, Yunhai didn't continue, but asked, "Are you afraid of water in the system?"
"Don't be afraid, because to be exact, I didn't descend into this space completely, so the water has no effect on me, what's wrong?"
Yunhai responded to the system's question with a series of laughs: "Because we are going to play a torrent!"
"He wants to jump into the river!" Alfred, who had been staring at the map, immediately reminded him when he saw the red dot representing the sea of clouds changing its course and heading straight for the Linhai Bridge.
"That's just 'thinking'." Batman said cruelly: "I won't let him succeed."
Amidst the humming sound, the taxi rushed up the triangular roadblock beside the bridge, and then flew up at a high initial speed, crossed groups of steel frames, and flew towards the darkness that was out of the range of human streetlights.
The roaring rising river rolled up layer after layer of spray, as if echoing the tin box that flew down from top to bottom.When flying to the highest point, Yunhai kicked open the car door, swinging in the air with his hand on the doorknob.
Downward is the water surface more than ten meters away, and backward is the Batmobile that is about to catch up.Yunhai jumped out.
The wind whistled sharply in her ears, and she felt the blooming vitality in her body, so real, so intoxicating!Then Yunhai saw the Batmobile rushing past him.
Has Batman gone too far?No, no, how could such a thing happen?At the moment they passed each other, the bat claws shot out like lightning, firmly grasping the steel structure above the head, followed by the expressionless Batman.
It's amazing, isn't it?He seems to be flying, like a cute bird.Yun Hai looked at the black figure flying towards her with blurred eyes, full of amazement.
The distance between the two is getting closer and closer.The sea of clouds fell towards the river, and Batman, ha, he looked like he was about to reach out to save the sea of clouds that committed suicide by jumping into the river!
But in a sense, this is indeed the truth.
The distance between them has become so close that Batman can see the madness and chaos in Joker's eyes, and the deep, deep obsession with madness.
Batman was confused by what he saw for a moment, and it was this moment that gave the clown an opportunity.
The lightning flashed across the clown's palm, illuminating his crazy smile: "Surprise, Batsy!"
Then he grabbed Batman's extended hand and pulled it towards himself: "You will like it!" Batman retracted his right hand reflexively in the arc, then stretched it out again, and his fingertips grabbed the air - no!
The two of them just missed it completely.
Joker fell head-on and quickly fell into the dark and bottomless river, while Batman, the rope in Batman's left hand fell to the limit, and a tight grip pulled him.
Do you think this is the end of it?No!How can it be?
Batman, who quickly returned to normal, raised his right hand, and another bat dart flew out of his hand, tightly wrapped around the clown's ankle, and it was a coincidence that the position happened to be where it was injured before.
My leg——Yunhai's facial expression twisted fiercely. To be honest, she really wants to blow Bruce's cat's head off with a single shot!
Batman grabbed the Joker's ankle, and then announced slowly and wordlessly: "I've got you."
"Oh, really?" In response, Yun Hai raised his eyebrows provocatively.
At this moment, she was hanging upside down in the air, instead of looking embarrassed, she became more and more crazy: "Then what if I tell you that I strapped a bomb to the driver's body?" Yun Hai asked back.
"Poor Batman," her voice was filled with infinite sympathy: "You have less than 2 minutes left now, what are you going to do with this time?"
"Catch the poor Joker who just helped you get the robber's attention?"
"Or save an innocent girl driver?"
"You have to choose one of the two." Yun Hai, who defined herself as a poor person, didn't blush at all, and her lowered voice was full of bad taste that was about to overflow: "As before, you have to do make a decision."
Sea of clouds swirled in mid-air, her eyes fixed on Batman's.
What is the answer, the two already knew very well, but Batman asked a little unwillingly for some reason: "What if I want both?" Why must I choose one?
"Then let's try."
No, I don't want to try.Bruce looked away quickly, and before letting go he asked Yunhai two questions:
"Why do you want to save me?"
"Why save them?"
The two people present knew exactly who the pronoun referred to.
"Why?" I also want to know!Bruce!Yunhai let out a long sigh, and then threw the question back to Batman: "Why must there be a reason for everything?"
Why sometimes people just don't understand that many times, many things are just a momentary choice?Just like Bruce exposed himself that day, Yunhai also exposed himself.
"Treasure this moment of peace, Batsy." At the last moment, Yunhai made a difficult movement, she bent her upper body, and got as close to Batman as possible, just like what they did when they first met, she A gas-like hiss against his ear:
"Because when the sun rises tomorrow, the whole of Gotham will dance for me."
What does Joker mean by dancing?However, before Batman could react, he let go of his hand and watched Joker break free from his suit pants.
Before jumping into the water with a plop, Yun Hai turned over and blew a frivolous kiss to the bat hanging in mid-air, although she wasn't sure whether the other party saw it in the dark.
Time is still passing by rapidly, there is no time to think now, there are more important things ahead.With a cold face, Batman withdrew his claws and landed on the ground without a sound.
He rushed to the taxi that was gradually slowing down due to driverlessness, and rescued the driver strapped to the passenger seat before the bomb exploded in time.
The girl collapsed on the bridge in shock, watching Batman run into the endless darkness motionless.The siren that had been faintly sounding like background music was getting louder and louder, and finally stopped behind the girl.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" The old police officer opened the car door and rushed forward to protect the girl.
Behind him, his colleague was speaking viciously into the intercom: "Yes, we lost him again! Again! Hateful Batman!"
"Hey, you just saw—" Pressing the intercom, the colleague waved his arms impatiently and walked towards the driver. At this moment, a huge explosion rose behind him, and he crawled with his head in his arms. On the ground, after a few seconds, I looked back in fear.
The blaze engulfed the taxi and one end of the bridge like a Balrog.The flame quietly burned on the water surface, igniting everything and illuminating everything, and the surrounding area reflected was as bright as day.Ah, what a grand firework show!
The author has something to say: Yun Baoer suffers from a very common mental illness, I don’t know if anyone can tell
That's what Batman sees, the pale grin on his pale face, after surveying the designated surveillance cameras.
"Computer, change the lights at all intersections to red." The Joker challenged Batman to accept.He lowered his head slightly and issued instructions to the intelligent AI.
As his order came down, all the signal lights in the row ahead turned into scarlet, representing the prohibition of passage.
At the moment when the car in front stopped slowly, the Batmobile suddenly fell sideways, and flew out of the narrow gap with an astonishing posture and unabated speed!Before the other drivers could see what it was, it had disappeared without a trace.
"With all due respect, young master, this can't stop the clown at all." Ah Fu's always reliable voice came from the earphones.
"It's okay Alfred." Batman drove the Batmobile out of the speed of light, his eyes focused on a moving black spot not far ahead: "As long as there is no one in the way."
"What's that?" The old police officer, who was lying on the back seat with his feet on the back chair, glanced at the screen and jumped up tremblingly.
On the speedometer, a fixed red number flashed past.
The old police officer almost suspected that he was dazzled, if there were no records.
"How is it possible." He exclaimed in surprise: "How can there be such a high speed in this world?"
"How can it be impossible, Batmobile, you just came to Gotham, this is our specialty." Her colleague accepted it well, shrugged and said indifferently.
"It's crazy." Touching his old heart that was beating wildly, the old police officer said with lingering fear: "Are bat monsters so rampant at night now?"
Halfway through the speech, it turned into an exclamation: "Wait, what are you going to do?" She watched her colleague jump into the driver's seat and turn the key.
Amidst the humming of the engine, his colleague replied excitedly as if he had taken drugs: "I want to arrest this speeding criminal!"
So this is the current situation. Batman is attached behind the clown, and the police car is attached behind Batman. The three cars are one in front and one behind. Under the eyes of everyone, they staged a real speed of life and death.
Hearing the siren sound not far behind, Yun Hai whistled and said: "Reality is sometimes more dramatic than expected."
"I don't know if there is any drama, but you will be caught up soon." The system stated this objective fact weakly.
"It's simple." But after saying these words, Yunhai didn't continue, but asked, "Are you afraid of water in the system?"
"Don't be afraid, because to be exact, I didn't descend into this space completely, so the water has no effect on me, what's wrong?"
Yunhai responded to the system's question with a series of laughs: "Because we are going to play a torrent!"
"He wants to jump into the river!" Alfred, who had been staring at the map, immediately reminded him when he saw the red dot representing the sea of clouds changing its course and heading straight for the Linhai Bridge.
"That's just 'thinking'." Batman said cruelly: "I won't let him succeed."
Amidst the humming sound, the taxi rushed up the triangular roadblock beside the bridge, and then flew up at a high initial speed, crossed groups of steel frames, and flew towards the darkness that was out of the range of human streetlights.
The roaring rising river rolled up layer after layer of spray, as if echoing the tin box that flew down from top to bottom.When flying to the highest point, Yunhai kicked open the car door, swinging in the air with his hand on the doorknob.
Downward is the water surface more than ten meters away, and backward is the Batmobile that is about to catch up.Yunhai jumped out.
The wind whistled sharply in her ears, and she felt the blooming vitality in her body, so real, so intoxicating!Then Yunhai saw the Batmobile rushing past him.
Has Batman gone too far?No, no, how could such a thing happen?At the moment they passed each other, the bat claws shot out like lightning, firmly grasping the steel structure above the head, followed by the expressionless Batman.
It's amazing, isn't it?He seems to be flying, like a cute bird.Yun Hai looked at the black figure flying towards her with blurred eyes, full of amazement.
The distance between the two is getting closer and closer.The sea of clouds fell towards the river, and Batman, ha, he looked like he was about to reach out to save the sea of clouds that committed suicide by jumping into the river!
But in a sense, this is indeed the truth.
The distance between them has become so close that Batman can see the madness and chaos in Joker's eyes, and the deep, deep obsession with madness.
Batman was confused by what he saw for a moment, and it was this moment that gave the clown an opportunity.
The lightning flashed across the clown's palm, illuminating his crazy smile: "Surprise, Batsy!"
Then he grabbed Batman's extended hand and pulled it towards himself: "You will like it!" Batman retracted his right hand reflexively in the arc, then stretched it out again, and his fingertips grabbed the air - no!
The two of them just missed it completely.
Joker fell head-on and quickly fell into the dark and bottomless river, while Batman, the rope in Batman's left hand fell to the limit, and a tight grip pulled him.
Do you think this is the end of it?No!How can it be?
Batman, who quickly returned to normal, raised his right hand, and another bat dart flew out of his hand, tightly wrapped around the clown's ankle, and it was a coincidence that the position happened to be where it was injured before.
My leg——Yunhai's facial expression twisted fiercely. To be honest, she really wants to blow Bruce's cat's head off with a single shot!
Batman grabbed the Joker's ankle, and then announced slowly and wordlessly: "I've got you."
"Oh, really?" In response, Yun Hai raised his eyebrows provocatively.
At this moment, she was hanging upside down in the air, instead of looking embarrassed, she became more and more crazy: "Then what if I tell you that I strapped a bomb to the driver's body?" Yun Hai asked back.
"Poor Batman," her voice was filled with infinite sympathy: "You have less than 2 minutes left now, what are you going to do with this time?"
"Catch the poor Joker who just helped you get the robber's attention?"
"Or save an innocent girl driver?"
"You have to choose one of the two." Yun Hai, who defined herself as a poor person, didn't blush at all, and her lowered voice was full of bad taste that was about to overflow: "As before, you have to do make a decision."
Sea of clouds swirled in mid-air, her eyes fixed on Batman's.
What is the answer, the two already knew very well, but Batman asked a little unwillingly for some reason: "What if I want both?" Why must I choose one?
"Then let's try."
No, I don't want to try.Bruce looked away quickly, and before letting go he asked Yunhai two questions:
"Why do you want to save me?"
"Why save them?"
The two people present knew exactly who the pronoun referred to.
"Why?" I also want to know!Bruce!Yunhai let out a long sigh, and then threw the question back to Batman: "Why must there be a reason for everything?"
Why sometimes people just don't understand that many times, many things are just a momentary choice?Just like Bruce exposed himself that day, Yunhai also exposed himself.
"Treasure this moment of peace, Batsy." At the last moment, Yunhai made a difficult movement, she bent her upper body, and got as close to Batman as possible, just like what they did when they first met, she A gas-like hiss against his ear:
"Because when the sun rises tomorrow, the whole of Gotham will dance for me."
What does Joker mean by dancing?However, before Batman could react, he let go of his hand and watched Joker break free from his suit pants.
Before jumping into the water with a plop, Yun Hai turned over and blew a frivolous kiss to the bat hanging in mid-air, although she wasn't sure whether the other party saw it in the dark.
Time is still passing by rapidly, there is no time to think now, there are more important things ahead.With a cold face, Batman withdrew his claws and landed on the ground without a sound.
He rushed to the taxi that was gradually slowing down due to driverlessness, and rescued the driver strapped to the passenger seat before the bomb exploded in time.
The girl collapsed on the bridge in shock, watching Batman run into the endless darkness motionless.The siren that had been faintly sounding like background music was getting louder and louder, and finally stopped behind the girl.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" The old police officer opened the car door and rushed forward to protect the girl.
Behind him, his colleague was speaking viciously into the intercom: "Yes, we lost him again! Again! Hateful Batman!"
"Hey, you just saw—" Pressing the intercom, the colleague waved his arms impatiently and walked towards the driver. At this moment, a huge explosion rose behind him, and he crawled with his head in his arms. On the ground, after a few seconds, I looked back in fear.
The blaze engulfed the taxi and one end of the bridge like a Balrog.The flame quietly burned on the water surface, igniting everything and illuminating everything, and the surrounding area reflected was as bright as day.Ah, what a grand firework show!
The author has something to say: Yun Baoer suffers from a very common mental illness, I don’t know if anyone can tell
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