[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 22: You don't have to be alone anymore

Seeing the host crossing the river, but after seeing a wildly spinning UFO, he suddenly made a 90-degree turn and walked straight towards the public rental house. The system couldn't help but asked in surprise: "Didn't you say back Can you take a look at the safe house? How can I go back to the public rental housing?"

Because I want to surprise the little bat.Well, although the truth is true, it is impossible for Yunhai to say that to the system.

She blinked her eyes and said confidently, "Get something for the night and go back."

It's really strange, looking carefully at the host's words, it makes sense, there is no flaw in the expression, the tone is flawless, at most the eyes are a little smaller than normal, but for some reason, the system that has been with Yunhai for a few days feels that this It seems that there is something tricky, "Host, you will not hide anything from me."

"What am I hiding from you? We are a natural community of interests!" Yun Hai said passionately.

"Look, I want to live again, and you want Batman's approval."

"I want I want entertainment, you want Batman's approval."

"I want to play games with Batman, and you want Batman's approval."

"It's absolutely the best partner!"

"..." The system, which was stunned by this Chase's approval, looked at the host suspiciously and said, "Then can you give up the completely useless plan of going to Arkham Asylum?"

Said that this plan is useless, Yunhai didn't want to hear it anymore, she stopped and asked the system in a very formal tone: "Tantong, how can you say this is a useless plan?"

"Why can't I do it?" the system asked depressedly.

"It was you who said you couldn't OOC back then, right?"

"Yes." The system still didn't understand the host's intention.

"Joker is a frequent visitor to Arkham, it must be true."

"Yes."

"So I went to Arkham as the actor of Joker, which can be said to be a perfect restoration of the role, right?"

"..." It made sense, but I was powerless to refute it.

But that being said, all roads lead to Rome!Host, why did you choose the most difficult one.The system cast a deep look at the sea of ​​clouds.

Yunhai's answer to this was: "I'm using my life to play Joker!" She was almost moved to tears by herself.

Okay, please don't care about my life or death, as long as you are happy—by: Department of No Desires No Demands

"Okay, you convinced me." The system was so bombarded by this passband logic that it shut down the microphone directly, and simply gave up thinking and raised the white flag to surrender: "All right, all is good, the question is how do you send yourself into Ah? Cam?"

"You can't just walk to the door of Arkham Asylum and say to the guard: Hey, I'm the Joker who just escaped, put me back in!"

To be honest, the system was really afraid that Yunhai would get hotheaded, so he really did this!There is a host who does not play cards according to common sense, which makes the system worry about it!

Fortunately, fortunately, Yunhai's rationality is still online this time, and she said in a very speechless way: "...system, can you not provide these wise suggestions that make me fall?"

So your focus is on dropouts?Wake up, host, do you still have such a thing as force?After a meaningful scan of the host, the system crashed: "Then what do you want to do? Pole dance in front of Batman and let him send you to Arkham Asylum?"

Listen to this suggestion, it's really a sea of ​​clouds!The more the system thinks about it, the more it feels that this is possible. You see, this is what the host will do. No, to be precise, it should be said that Yunhai has already done this before, so why not do it a few more times?

The system has already guessed how the host will answer it, of course it is Ye——

"No! Why do you think so?" Yun Hai raised his eyebrows in surprise and refused.

Thank goodness, thank goodness, the host is finally back to normal!

Then Yunhai said as a matter of course: "This time, it should be the turn of the stripper!"

Normal shit!Sure enough, expecting the host to be more reliable is worse than expecting a star to explode!

"System, Tongtong, Tong'er? Are you there? Why are you silent?" Yun Hai teased the silent system maliciously.

However her system didn't want to talk and threw a Batman at the host.

Yunhai wanted to tease this dull system further, but the gate of public rental housing was already in sight.When she took out the key to open the door, she looked up at the sky:

Three black dots hovered in the air like bats, oh my, Batsy's drone is as cute as himself ~ Yunhai nodded his lips, obviously recognizing it.

She opened the door and walked into a room surrounded by bats.

The last ray of light of the day came in through the crooked blinds, just condensed on a delicate red Chinese rose pinned to the chest by the sea of ​​clouds.She picked it up by the river. It was weird at first, but now it looks like it matches the suit.

Facing the mirror, Yunhai painted the clown's makeup bit by bit with the brush.For a moment, she felt that she was not putting on makeup, but was peeling off the disguise bit by bit, peeling off the disguise called Yunhai.

'You are me. Suddenly, the person in the mirror came alive, he broke away from the control of the sea of ​​clouds and said to the person outside the mirror with his scarlet lips.

Glancing indifferently at the person in the glasses, Yun Hai slightly raised his chin and gently straightened the green bow tie under his Adam's apple, and then smoothed the wrinkles on his shoulders with two pats.

The last ray of sunlight moved from the corsage to her protruding collarbone, climbing up her thin cheeks like a ray of light, illuminating, and then extinguishing, gaining color for a short time, and finally turning into black and white of staggered.

All the way up, all the way to light, all the way to dim.The last thing that illuminated was a pair of black and deep eyes, which fell in the dark night, as if the light of a fire lit up everything, but in the next second, everything was extinguished.

The afterglow of the setting sun finally disappeared into the eyes of the sea of ​​clouds, like the sun throwing into the sea, or the sea swallowing the sun.

Then came the icy, lightless night.It might turn out to be one long night if the sun doesn't rise the next day, but who knows?

I could have endured the darkness if I hadn't seen the sunshine (I could have endured the darkness if I hadn't seen the light), but the unintentional light only illuminated me for a moment and left me in the darkness.

So ruthless, so ruthless, don't you think, little bat?

The little bat in Yunhai's mouth didn't have time to think about these literary topics. The three bat drones accurately determined the transmission center of the signal, and the batmobile pierced the air with a sharp wind sound, and almost rushed straight into the public rental housing.

At the opening of the anti-theft door, Batman jumped out of the car, his black cape puffed up by the evening wind, and then he landed slowly.

Joker was three meters ahead, and there he was, sitting quietly.A lit desk lamp was placed at the far end of the table, illuminating his back vaguely, and one could see a pair of kings and kings in front of him, with the cards face up.

"Joker, I want to talk to you." Batman didn't approach, but stood a few meters away and said to Joker in a low voice: "I was thinking about the things between you and me last night."

Thinking of the hearty cooperation between them, thinking of the final unhappy breakup.

From this angle, Batman could see that Joker's messy green curls fell over his shoulders, a little haggard, a little dark.He pulled back his mind that had spread for some reason and asked slowly: "Why do we have to fight each other, why can't we cooperate like yesterday?"

With no response, and no need for a response, Batman continued: "I don't know what twisted you." But that's what happened and I can't change it.

"I can't get involved in your past, but now I can help you change your ways." As long as you nod your head.

"In the future, you don't have to take risks alone anymore, we can face them together, together."

Together, wefacethem.Together, wefight. (We face them together, we fight side by side together.) I don't want you to die in my hands-this is what Batman didn't say.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, there was no response.Batman stepped forward and put his hand on Joker's shoulder, and he understood immediately.

Batman covered the upper half of his face and covered his eyes and laughed silently.

Ridiculous, isn't it?Sitting there is not Joker but a dummy.So he's been talking to this dummy all this time, right?

Is this the answer you gave me? Joker?

Batman turned the dummy towards him, and the signal transmitter that was originally integrated with the bug fell to the ground with a clatter, but the only person present did not pay any attention to it.

The faceless dummy was facing him, and an exaggerated and gigantic smiling face was painted on the position of the facial features.

"Joker." Batman slowly read the name to the empty room, he didn't know why he did it, maybe it was just a subconscious call, a call that didn't need to be answered.

But to his surprise, another person came out of the earphones this time with a joking response: "Darling—" the sound was pungent, so sweet that it was cloying.

The author has something to say: Master is really good at talking about love, shy p(#￣▽￣#)o