[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 2: The Batman Fan Captain

A second after the arrival, Yunhai turned his head around, circling his arms exaggeratedly and said, "You call this a clown's safe house?" His tone was full of accusations against the system.

"The scanning results show that the landing location is correct." After a few seconds of silence, the system replied.

"Hehe." Yun Hai rolled his eyes and said, "I believe you even if you say you are a fanatical Batman admirer." As she spoke, she picked up a newspaper with Batman's "Jade Photo" printed on it in disgust, Hell, this suspected clown guy actually has this kind of collection.

The sea of ​​clouds can no longer breathe, the sea of ​​clouds is about to suffocate!She was about to be surrounded by bats!Surrounded in a literal sense, look at the room full of Batman peripherals, ah, no, it should be homemade peripherals (clowns can still make Batman figures? This guy is terrible!), plus a room full of bats The handsome photo, the angle is suspected to be a sneak shot, this is a stalker + fanatical fan, referred to as fanatic.

Scanning the bat pajamas with a critical eye again...

When his eyes touched the pajamas, Yun Hai let out a short scream in his heart: Oh my God!Someone really printed bats on their clothes, then, the clown she wants to play will not still wear underwear with bats printed on it!Half a minute later, she opened the small drawer under the closet and choked speechlessly at the whole drawer of bat boxers.

"This is the mortal enemy you told me about?" Yun Hai felt that she had been deceived by the system. Although she had never seen Batman movies or comics, she was a good-natured young man who had experienced the era of information bombing in the 21st century. The clown was the villain. , Batman is decent, and the two sides fight back and forth. This basic policy is always correct, right? Who is this little fanboy now?

Although Yunhai deeply suspected that the system had convulsions and sent her to the wrong place, but when she sat in front of the small vanity mirror, her doubts were immediately dispelled, not by the horrifying make-up in the mirror-after all, this thing Anyone can draw, and who knows what the original look looks like under the makeup-the emphasis is on the bottom right of the mirror.

Yun Hai, who was crazily complaining, suddenly stared at the lower right corner of the mirror, where there was a light yellow post-it note written in dark blue ink.Surprisingly, the characters are not flamboyant, but relatively regular handwriting, but the light in the room is too dark, Yunhai had to move forward to distinguish carefully.The first letter appears to be a capital "F"?

"Fir, First?"

"1. Kill Batman 2. Go downstairs and eat sushi."

Kill Batman?Nothing wrong, it should be that the clown can't run, but the point is not this

"Oh~" After reading the sticky note, Yun Hai suddenly made an inexplicable sound with great interest, and then turned around and asked, "Are you still in the system?"

"I'm here, the second scan, this is indeed the clown's safe house, my teleportation is correct." The system was still angry at the question just now, and now it spoke coldly.

"No, I mean, is the sushi downstairs really that delicious?" Yun Hai touched his bare chin and humbly asked for advice.

The system doesn't want to talk, and the system is playing petty temper.It has brought so many hosts, this host is definitely, definitely the worst one!It swears by its own "character"!

As expected, there was no reply, but Yun Hai just asked casually, without expecting to get a response, she changed the subject: "Well, tell me again, what is the mission of my time travel?"

"Get the attention and approval of Batman." Thankfully, the host still remembered the mission. To be honest, the system almost thought that his mission had failed again just now.

"Did you say the way to complete it?" Yunhai asked.

"Any way." The system said after looking through the mission description, it had a premonition that its host was going to be a moth, and this premonition was really strong!

Sure enough, Yunhai supported his chin with his left hand, bent his right hand upwards, and tapped his joints rhythmically on the wooden tabletop to ask the system: "The goal of the mission is to gain Batman's attention, and the way is arbitrary, right?"

After receiving a positive reply from the system, Yun Hai simply raised his head and collapsed on the small armchair, his eyes were focused on a small stain on the ceiling, and his overlapping thumbs pushed back and forth: " Needless to say, it is hard to approach Batman as a clown to gain recognition, the best solution should be to use a non-clown identity to approach Batman who is not a bat—"

"Do you want to take the route of love, host?" The system took the lead before Yunhai. Most of the hosts it was responsible for took the route of love. Some succeeded and some failed. To be honest, it is not very optimistic. The host took the emotional route in this mission. After all, the host is playing the clown, and the clown, the clown is a man!There is no evidence in the data collected by the system to show that Batman is gay...

"Where are you thinking?" Yun Hai raised his eyebrows in surprise, and even the movements of his hands stopped involuntarily, "I'm talking about family affection, you see, Batman lost his father and mother when he was young, and he died again when he was an adult. Adopting several Robins as his partners and assistants, what does that mean?"

Very good, even the AI ​​system has caught up with its new host's thoughts at this moment, and it tentatively asked: "Does it mean that he values ​​family affection?"

"Totally correct!" After getting the desired answer, Yun Hai snapped his fingers excitedly and then leaned back suddenly, the two supporting points of the stool left the ground in an instant.

Looking at the dangling wooden chair supported only by the legs of the back stool, the system felt that what it should care most about at the moment was the life of the host. Is it bad?A crazy and stupid host?Let it go!

Yun Hai didn't know what the system was thinking. To be honest, she didn't care too much. She just said excitedly: "Batman's desire for family affection is obvious, and the easiest way to get Batman's approval is also obvious. Then that is--"

Yunhai paused for a second, looking at the system expectantly.

Is it my turn to speak again?The system is tired and finds that its new host really likes to interact with itself, but it is tired and doesn't want to interact with it anymore.

The host is already a mature host, and he should learn to do tasks by himself instead of asking for help frequently... Although this is what he said, the adult system that has always been reliable has diligently given his guess: "You want Dress up as Robin?"

In the next second, it knew that it had said something wrong, because its host, Yunhai, was looking at him with eyes that hated iron and steel.

Ghost, the thinking of you people on earth is really hard to understand. How can I know that an AI-wait, look?At the moment of alarm, the internal program of the system sounded the warning frantically, and countless uppercase warnings were plastered all over the database. The name is: Thriller.

Have you been found?Have you been seen?Countless messages poured down, but the system soon calmed down.

It calmly scanned the whereabouts of the host's line of sight, and found that although the other party was looking in its direction, the destination was far away.It calmly analyzed the host's body temperature, and found that the host was very calm at the moment, as if it didn't seem abnormal. It calmly observed the host's pupils. They were of normal size, except that they were a little dilated due to being in the dark.To sum up, it should be a pure coincidence that the host's gaze was looking at him.

It was concluded that the alarm was lifted and the system's heart was put back in its stomach, although it had neither a heart nor a stomach.

"If it's not Robin, what role do you want to play?" In order to prevent the other party from noticing his abnormality just now, the system asked calmly.To be honest, it admires itself a little bit, has it really stayed with humans for a long time?Behavior is closer to them.

"Please, I'm probably four or five years older than Batman." Here I mean the clown himself, the source of the age data is unknown, who knows where Yunhai saw it, she can't remember, anyway, there will be As long as it's a simple matter, Yunhai simply and rudely accepts this as the fact.

"So?" At this time, the system felt that it still didn't understand humans.Sure enough, it is impossible to expect an AI to understand humans. Humans are unreasonable races.The system was thinking rather world-weary, but the next moment Yunhai's actions frightened it:

"So I can be his father!" Yun Hai turned around abruptly, stepped on the solid chair surface with his left foot, but raised his right foot to step on the top of the narrow armchair, and just stood up on the stool unsteadily.This body is at least 1.8 meters tall. When she stood up on the stool, her messy hair almost touched the ceiling. The dim overhead light cast a long, dark shadow that could almost cover the entire room. It was suffocating and Another disturbing block of black.

With his arms folded in front of his chest, his upper limbs leaned forward fiercely, Yun Hai had a bright and eager smile on his face, and then a series of overlapping sounds accompanied by exaggerated laughter:

"Think about it, think about it, it will be fun!"

The clown said so, Yunhai said so.

The man with dark green hair stood on the chair and laughed wildly, his scarlet lips stretched upwards in an arc that ordinary people could not match.

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