[Batman] I, The Joker, how is that possible?

Chapter 15: Cooperation

Could the Joker and Batman work together?is it not OK?

When the first sound of the wooden barn sounded, Yunhai began to feel that the option of seeing Batman suffering with his own eyes was no longer so charming.

Whether it is chaos or justice, it is a game between adults, there is nothing to do with children.

Listening to the heart-piercing roar and dissuasion of the system in his ear with no expression on his face, Yun Hai suddenly turned his head and said a word to Bruce:

"If you can't show up now, let me show up."

If this is not the time for Batman to appear, I, the Joker, will appear in your place.

Ignoring the scrutiny that Bruce cast on her suddenly, Yun Hai moved her neck and looked forward with a normal face, as if the meaningful words just now did not come from her mouth.

Then she raised her voice and complained provocatively to the robbers: "Hey, let me say, can't you rookies be more professional?"

That's right, I'm just provoking, come on, take it, you scum.

And this group of people is really scum, and it took three or four seconds after Yunhai said this before one person reacted.

Yun Hai's collar was grabbed by someone, she could hear the sound of her own blood rushing through her veins, and she could smell the sulfur smell from the gun barrel in front of her.

After this, she saw death itself, like a great black bird flying across the sky, then folded its wings and landed on a dead branch beside the sea of ​​clouds.

It is beautiful and looks sideways at the sea of ​​clouds, and the sea of ​​clouds casts a gaze back.Then in the deep bird's eyes she saw the eternal peace—

So seductive, so holy, so irresistible.

Death is like the black hole left on the white snow that can swallow all emotions. It is never a collection of negativity, it is benevolent.

Yes, Mercy, that is eternal peace, that is eternal peace.

No more thinking, no more anger, no more pain, no more joy, all joy, anger, sorrow, and joy are blown away by a gust of wind like burnt dust.

Like a poor person who hasn't gotten sleep for thousands of years, finally returned to the bed, and the heavy tiredness swept over him.Maybe if you put yourself into it, you can continue to enjoy the eternal tranquility, that is, the kindness that belongs to death.

That's why, when the bearded man took a step back uncontrollably, and when the muzzle moved away from her temple, Yunhai let out a regretful sigh.

Disappointed?Not really, sometimes we choose this side, sometimes we choose that side, but this time, Yunhai happened to choose Sheng.

"I'll teach you how to be a kidnapper."

"The first step is to put down the shutter, instead of being stupidly exposed to snipers like now." Slowly turning the hand that hides the knife, Yun Hai looked at the bearded man contemptuously, and then moved away indifferently out of sight.

Her seemingly aimless eyes followed the black figure.Seeing Bruce lurking perfectly avoiding the sight of the gangster, Yun Hai curled his lips into a smile.

Batman is impeccable as an enemy, and Bruce is also impeccable as a teammate. You see, how quickly he grasped Yunhai's intentions.

How lucky that he and they are connected.

How unfortunate that he and they were connected.

"Who are you?" This is the question that came out of the kidnapper's lips.

who I am?Even Yunhai himself wanted to know.A ghost from another world?A wandering undead?Is it female?or male?Is it the sea of ​​clouds?Or a clown?But do these matter?

If he really wants to know, Yunhai can give the answer.

"I'm Gotham's only crime counselor."

"I've never heard you talk about this profession! Is this your previous profession?" The system that had been offline for a long time came online briefly, and asked curiously.

"Of course you haven't heard of it, because this is a profession I just created." Yun Hai said it as a matter of course, completely feeling that there was something wrong with his rhetoric.

"..." System: I can't afford to provoke you, so I slipped away.

Of course, the bearded kidnapper on the opposite side didn't know how friendly Yunhai had communicated with the system, and naturally he didn't know that this profession was born only a few minutes ago.He is more concerned with:

"So, Gotham's crime consultant, what do we do next?"

The bearded man waved his right hand and let his hand pull down the shutter door, while he pushed the gun in his hand forward, trying to threaten Yunhai.Obviously he has forgotten that the person in front of him desires death more than fears death.

"Then I will negotiate with the police on your behalf."

"Do you think I'm a fool?" The bearded man sneered, and without turning his head, he shot in the direction of the little girl behind him.The shot was empty, and the bullet was deeply embedded in the wooden floor.

Amidst her mother's screams, the bearded man said, "You may not be afraid of death, but what about their death?"

"You can try." Yun Hai whispered these few words, the voice was ethereal like a wisp of smoke, his eyes were dark like a deep pool, and when you look hard, you will find that there is nothing there.

Yes, Yunhai also wanted to know the result.

Do people understand themselves?Most people say that they understand, but a small number of people don't say that, and Yunhai is one of this small group of people, and she is eager to understand herself.

"You can try."

Try it and let's see the result.Yunhai will be grateful to Dabeard, even if it is the result of ending Dabeard's life by her own hands.

The shutter door has been closed, and Yunhai's eyes are shining like predators in the darkness.

The bearded man shuddered, and finally gave in to instinct: "I can agree not to touch a single hair of them, as long as you teach me how to negotiate with these cops."

With a little regret, Yunhai stretched out her right hand to the bearded man.

"?"

"A megaphone," Yun Hai repeated impatiently, "do you think negotiations can be done by shouting?"

When the man with a haggard face suddenly stood up bravely, Catherine was clasping her hands, trembling, praying for her daughter.

She entrusted her daughter to God, and God sent Joker.It's really a Badjoke isn't it? Butitworks!The kidnapper's attention has been attracted!

Whether you are an angel or a demon, thank you, thank you!Catherine quietly moved in the direction of her daughter, and made a shush gesture to her daughter who was staring at her with wide eyes.

Be quiet so they don't notice you, don't move so they ignore you.

"Ladies and gentlemen across the street, good morning, it's a pleasure to see you, and it's even more gratifying to see that your tactical team members are already in place—"

What to do after getting close to your daughter?Catherine didn't know, maybe she exchanged her own flesh and blood for her daughter's freedom, maybe she could kill a few robbers, but as long as they were together, they would be fearless.

At this time, someone patted himself on the shoulder.Catherine almost cried out!If she hadn't covered her mouth with her hand in time!

'Mr Wayne!what are you doing here? 'Yes, Catherine recognized the face behind her that was always on the gossip!

Bruce looked at her and waved his right hand slightly.

Don't act rashly, let me handle this.But Bruce wasn't sure if he was being read, and thankfully it seemed to be working.

He breathed a sigh of relief as the brave lady backed away with her mouth covered, and then glanced at the sea of ​​clouds surrounded by gun robbers before turning away.

This is really a strange thing. From this angle, Yunhai looks like one of them, and the robbers are united around him like stars and moons. Is this possible?

Of course it is possible.Bruce knew that answer.

While listening to the conversation between the lifeless hostage and the police, the robber with the yellow-haired big earring suddenly turned his head.

"Finally - Sendmeapony, IneeditRIGHTNOW!"

"Why do we need a pony, hey, are you listening?" one of the outlying robbers whispered to his companion.

"Wait, I'll take a look over there." For some reason, Huang Mao, who was always suspicious, felt that there seemed to be something strange not far away.He tilted his head with a gun in his hand and walked towards a dining table behind him, but the woman lying on the ground happened to block his way.

"Go, get out of here!" With a kick in the abdomen, Huang Mao felt a sense of elation from the pain of the other party's mouth. These women avoided him before, but now they have to stay obediently ?But now there are more important things to do, Huang Mao turned to look at the dining table three meters away with regret.

Because it is a couple's table, the table is covered by long pink tassels, and the scene below cannot be seen clearly.In the somewhat dim light after the shutter was lowered, the color of the tassels deepened somewhat.

Cautiously flipped the safety handle of the wooden warehouse with his right hand, Huang Mao seemed to see through the thin tassels that there was a person hiding there, and his head was right where his wooden warehouse was pointing.

Slowly, he stretched out his left hand and approached the tassel in front of him——

"Whydon'tweplayamagictrickbeforeyoushotmyhead" (Before you put a wooden barn on my head, let's play magic.)

"What?" came a distorted, throat-choked laugh.

"I can make this pencil disappear."

Finally, Huang Mao's hand touched the corner of the tassel, he raised his hand violently and tore off the tassel! 'caught you!See where else you can escape! 'He had an excited smile on his face!

Under the table, hidden—

a cloud of air? ? ? ?

No, how is it possible?Why is there no one here?Wait, the top of the head looks like—

The next moment, the black shadow falling from the sky directly stunned Huang Mao who was caught off guard!

"Dangdangdangdang!" The next moment, Yun Hai calmly removed his hand from the back of the bearded man's head, and showed a shark's smile to the other robbers who were stunned: "See? It's——It's gone."

Tonight, Bruce joined the hunt, with Joker.

(Tonight, Bruce joins the hunt, with the joker.)

Amidst the vile and trembling laughter, a black figure rushed towards the robbers.He can be a cunning snake, or a vigorous black panther.But no matter what he is, he must be the most feared existence in the hearts of the kidnappers.

Constantly pounce on the enemy, and then leave a silent body in place.

The panic-stricken enemies blindly fired from the wooden barn, but the bullets fell through, and even hit their own people. Yes, how ironic.

Four times, Mohawk raised his head tremblingly and tried to aim at the black shadow, three times he lost his target, and the last time he finally aimed steadily at the black target.

But does that work?

"Honey, you seem to have forgotten something." There was a whisper from the ground beside his ear, and a sharp knife just scratched the tendons on his wrist, and he completed his task before he felt the pain.

Raising his head tremblingly, Mohawk saw the hostage they had originally held moved his neck left and right, and then showed him a real smile from the devil:

"Let's have some fun, Boy."

The author has something to say: the stalk comes from the cool blood curse, tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt.