Absolutely retarded option

Although there are still many things that don't make sense, let's take a step at a time.

"I'm Portgas D. Dole. I'm 20 years younger than my sister. I'm an old woman. My sister cut off contact with us when she wanted to be with Roger. I didn't know about my sister until not long ago. .”

Ace: "..." Are liars so persistent these days?

The more I said, the clearer my thinking became, "But for some reason, my memory has problems and I have done a lot of absurd things."

Ace kept his mouth shut.

I'm a little anxious, Brother Jue won't be so weak, right?

……

Marco: "Ace? Why are you here? Didn't you go to jail?"

Ace raised his eyes, and you knew it very clearly, "Ah, it's gone."

Marco asked curiously, "Then?"

Ace: "She said she was my mom's sister."

Marco: "..."

Ace went crazy, "Does she think I'll believe it!"

It's likely that there is really a problem with the brain.

"If she is harmless, let her go. In fact, we can't stop her from leaving us, and she has helped us so much in Marinford."

It can't be killed, and it's better to let it go than to waste food if you keep it.

Then let it go.Raw angry.

Ace came back not long after he left. Could it be that he wanted to recognize me as my little aunt?

"Come out." Ace didn't want to say more nonsense, "You can go."

Get out now.

Good upbringing didn't let him say that.

I was followed by Ace to the deck in a daze, surrounded by the sea.

Where to go?

Ace said impatiently, "Let's go."

Me: "Huh?"

Him, "jump!"

My eyes widened in disbelief, Freckles made me a weak girl in my aunt's period jump into the sea and swim to the next unknown island!Conscience was eaten by dogs!

"I don't jump."

"What trick are you trying to do. You have to dance if you don't."

What about the promised little aunt? Why is Ace so indifferent to me!

[Although you are his little aunt, whether he believes it or not is his own business. ]

Brother Jue, you have become more humane after the update, but I don’t need it, I just want the original you.

Things are now inevitable.

I took a deep breath and held on to the fence. I must maintain the dignity of the strong. Even if my uncle is hungry, he will never eat the food that comes from him.Except delicious.

"Did I really jump?" Usually the people who say don't call me mean call me asshole, I hope Ace understands.

Ace is indifferent, he doesn't love Dad and me at all.

No wonder you have freckles!

I jumped down as if I was dead!A strong sea breeze blew on my rough cheeks.I say that if you don't keep this grudge, you will never be a human being!

Suddenly a phoenix burning with blue flames flew over and carried me on its back.

Marco didn't want to intervene at all, but he didn't expect Ace to let Dole jump into the sea so ruthlessly. As a ship doctor, he couldn't bear his conscience.

My little face was pale with cold.

Ace showed a betrayed expression.It was you who made me chase her away, and now you jump out to be a good person. I didn't expect you to be such a Marco.

I looked like I was shivering but I was actually questioning why Ace didn't change the absolute option.

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If there is a problem, just call Jobs!

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I am only convinced of the shamelessness of the absolute option.

Marco, "Go to the next island and let her go. Although I don't know why, her power seems to have disappeared."

Ace looked at me questioningly.

I want to say that every night when the moon is full, my hair will turn black and the blood of the black demon clan will be silent, "I have strength only when I become a man."

Marco thought of what Yizang had relayed, and realized something.

Very poor.

"Okay, after all, Ace has helped us a lot, so you should get along well these few days. It's really impossible that the boat is so big and you don't want to see it, and you won't see it either."

Ace's face was so stinky that he didn't say that he was going to drive away, "What's your name?"

Has no one taught you the truth of raising a mangy dog ​​for a while and being reluctant to lose it after naming it?

"Dole, real name."

So I was ridiculed again that a woman must have a man's name.

Marco gave the gossiping crew a hard look, if Izo changed his name to Sakura, you would laugh at him too?

Yizang: I don’t want to change it.

After escaping, I rolled back to the room in despair, and no one came to bring me food until the evening.I grabbed a minion and asked why, and the minion said blankly, "You are not a prisoner, so you have to go to the cafeteria by yourself."

It turned out to be the case.

I went to the kitchen.

Sage, who was killed by Blackbeard Titch, was the head chef. After his death, the Whitebeard chef team lost their enthusiasm for cooking, and everyone was not happy at all.The kitchen canteen was in a state of depression.

"There is no one there?"

The cafeteria windows are empty.

There was a "grunt" sound from my stomach at the right time, and I had no choice but to support myself.

So he went into the kitchen.

There are so many people in the kitchen!

They are all cooks!

Me: "I'm hungry and want something to eat."

The chubby chef stood up, "Wait a minute, I'll start the fire, what do you want to eat?"

The cafeteria can also order food, these pirate chefs have a good sense of service.

"Golden Fried Rice."

"Understood, a plate of egg fried rice."

I'm so hungry that I can eat a cow, but I don't dare to have an opinion when someone is obviously sad.

When did my appetite become so huge after eating a plate of fried rice with eggs that was tasteless enough to fit between my teeth?

"Aren't you full?"

A chef said abruptly, "Don't be so weird, as a chef, you still have some insight."

I scraped the bottom of the plate with a spoon.

"I'm the deputy head chef." The uncle chef sat in front of me full of desire to talk, please be more reserved? "I want you to know that Sage, the captain of the fourth team, is our chief chef. He died not long ago."

The uncle chef cried while talking, "Brother Sachi!!"

I had no choice but to take out the small handkerchief I carried with me and wipe his face.Uncle Chef was a tall man with a face bigger than the pot, and the small handkerchief was so wet that it dripped.

Sobbing, he took out a kitchen knife from his waist, and said fondly, "This is Brother Sachi's favorite kitchen knife, and he used it every time he cooked, but now the knife is gone... blah blah."

I look at this kitchen knife.The edge of the blade is as thin as a chip, and an expert can tell if it is there at a glance, "It's a good knife, can I touch it?"

The cook nodded, "You are the helm of the East China Sea Food Empire. Brother Saqi always wanted to see you before he was alive, but he hasn't seen you yet... blah blah!"

The uncle made of tears, the first time I saw it.

I took the kitchen knife and held the handle, and suddenly a strong attraction came. Before I understood what was going on, the kitchen knife suddenly emitted a wave of strong light, and the strong light dissipated. A middle-aged airplane-headed man with a yellow scarf appeared.

The uncle chef shouted heartbreakingly: "Brother Saqi!!!!"

The Whitebeard Pirates were shocked.

Everyone surrounded Sa Qi in the middle, hugged his head and cried.

Uncle Chef danced and described to Edward Newgate that I was like a Nuwa, who was resurrected after playing a clay idea.

Anyway, I immediately became the VVIP of the Whitebeard Pirates, and all the captains bowed ninety degrees to me.Even Ace is no exception.

I probably know what's going on, but I can still passively use the ability of God Judge!

"You saved the old man's son, old man thank you very much." White Beard actually bowed ninety degrees to thank me.The baby naturally bears it.

Everyone in the Whitebeard Pirates tacitly didn't ask me why I was able to revive Saki.good man.

A few hours ago, I was almost thrown into the sea by Ace to fend for myself, but now I am aloofly accepting the worship of the Whitebeard Pirates. This person is worth saving.

Sacchi, who had just been resurrected, felt that something was different. Before he had time to think about it, his brothers poured a lot of important events into his mind.

What?It was Tiki who killed him!Ace went to catch Tiki for revenge!Unexpectedly, Tiqi pretended to be a pig and eat a tiger so young and easily captured Ace alive and dedicated it to the navy!Ace is Roger's son!In order to save Ace, Dad took the Whitebeard Pirates and more than 40 of his men to join the Pirates to Marlin Fodo!At this time, the reincarnation of the suspected One Piece and Hawkeye's [-]-[-] split came out. Seriously, Donghai Chef who might be able to beat Hawkeye, and Dole, whom he had been friends with for a long time but had no chance to meet!Everyone successfully escaped and Daole also boarded the Moby Dick to recognize his son, but went to the island of lies and was discovered by the mountain god to be a woman!This woman said she was Ace's little aunt!The little aunt touched the kitchen knife and revived him!

"You are not human now," I said. "Your soul resides in the knife."

Everyone stared at Sage's kitchen knife, Foil Vista, "My sword can also..."

Me: "The odds are slim."

I gave them science popularization about what is sword Fusangshen.

In fact, I can't figure out what's going on.

The carnival has begun, as if celebrating National Day.

Whitebeard also told me to be careful, if I can resurrect the dead, there will definitely be countless big shots on me, "Don't worry, Newgate." (One Piece tone)

White beard,"……"

Originally, I lived in an ordinary cabin, but once Sacchi was resurrected, I followed the chicken and dog to ascend to heaven, and was respectfully invited by Marco to the next door to Whitebeard. Hey, this room is decorated like the Titanic.And the decoration is very new.

"Everyone is in a hurry to renovate, and I was negligent before."

The Whitebeard Pirates are also the masters of watching people order dishes.

"Rest."

I climbed onto the bed and rolled hard, my god, this bed is made according to the shape of White Beard.

I took a shower, wrapped in a bath towel, and opened the closet. The closet was full of new clothes. They prepared a lot. When I opened the door of the closet with pajamas, I said in disgust: They are all such coquettish styles.It is only a thin line away from the fun style. I don’t know which animal chose it.

Marco: "Gina, you are responsible for buying clothes for Miss Dole."

"Yes."

Putting on an embroidered pink nightdress I rolled on the bed.

Soon fell asleep.

midnight

The carnival outside was finally over. A group of pirates were drunk, and I don’t know who started to strip Ace, rolled up a blanket, carried him one by one, and walked to Miss Dole’s room. go.

Half drunk, Ace asked, "What are you doing?"

"Didn't Miss Daole say that she wanted to borrow a seed from you? She saved Sa Qi's life and we have nothing to repay her, so we have to fulfill her little wish!"

Borrow...

Ashton suddenly became energetic and struggled!He is a natural ability user, how can a mere blanket control him?Harta quickly put Hailoushi handcuffs on Ace's wrists, and Ayston didn't move for a moment.

"You don't want to succeed!"

"Ace, for the sake of Sachi, don't resist. What's more, Miss Dole is as beautiful as a flower, and you won't suffer."

That's not how it works!

Ace still wanted to refute, Harta took off his socks and tried to stuff them into his mouth.

"Slow down!" Vista stopped Harta, "What should I do if I get to Miss Dole?"

Ace: "!"

Ace's resistance was futile, and he shouted heartbreakingly for his father to help.

White Beard: "Huh? Ace is calling for help? What's wrong?"

Marco: "Send him to contact Miss Dole."

White Beard had no objection.

Ace was carried like a salted fish, and the old man was unreliable, and there was no room for him on the Moby Dick.

At the door, Harta said, "After all, it's inconvenient for us to go in as men. Rita and Gina carried Ace in."

Two coquettish young ladies swayed over, and they lifted Ace up with one hand, as if he was weightless, "Miss Dole, we're coming in."

Sleeping soundly, I was suddenly shocked by the absolute option, and when I woke up, I heard someone calling me.

Two young ladies came in one after the other, carrying something.

"You are--"

"It doesn't matter who we are." Rita and Gina carried Ace to the bedside, "The captains sent a thank you gift to thank you for saving Brother Sachi."

They put down the espresso and walked away without any fuss.

I stared at the furry object for a moment, what is this?

Carefully opened a corner, feet!

Grabbing one side of the blanket and pulling it hard—the Mexican Ace roll spread out, and Ace rolled out of the blanket a few times. Those plastic flower brothers and conscience left him a pair of underwear.

Big change Ace, this is it!

"What do you want to do!"

Ace's head is about to crack, he's a victim!What kind of chest protection exercise did the assailant do!

He was handcuffed to Hailoushi, and he had no strength and could only lie dead.

Me: wait!Thank you... don't tell me.

I looked at Ace with probing eyes.Ace's hips felt cold.

Outside the door, there are countless ears on the cabin wall, "Did you hear that?"

"No, there is no movement, can Dole really attack Ace?"

"Ace is the best-looking man in the Whitebeard Pirates, which woman wouldn't want to take a lick."

"Rita, you are too direct."

"Don't you think so too?"

At this moment, Yizang asked doubtfully, "Put on Hailoushi handcuffs, Ace and Shigeng, get up?"

One piece of silence.

Captain Yizang raised constructive questions.Everyone hasn't tried it, so it's not easy to answer.

Marco: "It's not like a devil fruit can change a man." Listen, how confident you are, you must have played the same game before.For a while, everyone's eyes on Marco changed. I didn't expect you to be such a big brother.

Marco, who is also a devil fruit capable user, has a full say, "Don't stay here, go back to sleep."

The eldest brother was so good at talking, everyone went back to their respective places and got out.

In the cabin, Ace and I looked at each other awkwardly, "Well..."

"I……"

Ace: "Let me tell you first, what do you mean I was in Advance City that day?"

What do you mean, advance the city?I was horrified, he even thought of advancing the city?What about parallel spaces? Brother Jue?Absolute option. I don’t know where to spend the night. I went to ignore me.

I swallowed, "You remember, hahaha."

Ace stared at me coldly, "Why would I forget?"

"You have a bad memory."

Ace, "You said you are Lu Jiu's sister, and you want to have sex with me, what are you thinking!"

Why is his gaze so direct!It seems to be "なぜ私は尤に印を身けるべきですか?" "

"You and Lu Jiu really look alike." I was like a sister-in-law. After losing my sister, I transferred my love for my sister to my nephew, and became possessive of him.

I finally couldn't resist the waking beast and rushed towards Ace.

After doing this and that, Ace shed a tear, while I sat on the side in a daze, and said after a while, "So you can't get up anymore."

No wonder he resisted so fiercely. At the beginning, he refused to agree to borrow the seed. I thought I was unattractive, but it turned out that he couldn't do it.

"Don't be afraid, I will help you keep it a secret." I said empathetically.

Early the next morning, the sea was calm and without waves, the blue sea and sky were like a feast.

I was wrapped in a bathrobe and pushed open the window. Sister Gina happened to pass by and winked at me, "How was last night?"

I said righteously, "Ace is my nephew."

Gina: "...so."

"The child is still asleep, we talked all night."

"……Oh."

In order to maintain Ace's dignity, she once again raised her identity as a little aunt, and Ace had no choice but to admit it with her nose pinched.Absolute option is really superior.

The ship finally landed, an island with a prosperous economy, and countless news birds flying at the pier to solicit business.

"Are you here, are you going to disembark here?"

I said very gracefully, "Let's say goodbye here." It seemed that I was not the one who jumped into the sea trembling a few days ago.

Everyone from the Whitebeard Pirates came to see me off, and Ace sent me off the boat and handed me a bag of Baileys, "Look for a hotel to stay at first, um."

Sending me to the hotel, he said: "Goodbye."

I looked to the side of the hotel and said, "I'm going to buy some oranges, you just stay here and don't move."

There is a small fruit stall next to the hotel. If I want to go there, I have to go through a group of little brothers who are collecting protection fees. One of the little brothers looks less human than the other. I am a beautiful woman, and they see A hooligan who wants to tease a beautiful woman will naturally take more trouble if he wants to pass safely.

Ace said he would go, but I refused.

Wearing a miniskirt showing my long legs, I walked up to the rogue brother and said, "Excuse me."

I think it will not be easy to pass through the gaps of my buddies.I covered my chest with one hand and held down the skirt with the other, trying to avoid the salty pig's hand, keeping my legs together, showing an effort.

Ace saw my back, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

The rogue brother whistled at me, looking at me unscrupulously is not too much.

Ace was a little nervous and ready to make a move, but he was afraid that I would know that he cared about me.When he looked out again, I was already walking back with the vermilion orange in my arms.I hugged the oranges to my chest, and accidentally dropped a few. I first put the bag of oranges on the ground, knelt down on one leg and pressed the skirt with one hand to prevent them from being lost, picked up the oranges and put them in the bag, and then carried them over.

When I walked to Ace, I put the orange into his arms, straightened the wrinkles on the clothes, and said, "I'm leaving, you have to take care!" After speaking, I entered the hotel.

Ace watched me walk in, and suddenly I turned around and said, "Hey, I'm going to miss you."

After my back disappeared, Ace left with a bag of oranges.