Absolutely retarded option

child!

child!

My mind was overwhelmed by these two big characters.

Crawling out of Hei Changzhi's arms with difficulty, I sneered while maintaining my master's rebelliousness, "Child, what child?"

Hei Changzhi held my hand and said softly, "Gerudo and Aranaika."

These two names have the traditional style of you beating the enemy Hakka.But is it really okay to name the younger one Alanaika?Although the word has been changed, doesn't the name mean to come here?How do you name your children so that they can go out to meet people in the future?

Just when I couldn't figure it out, Changzhi pulled me to go to the bed. I was so frightened that I quickly let go of his hand. I still can't get used to Hei Changzhi being so proactive. Maybe he is too strong. Hei Changzhi His wrist creaked and broke.

I was a little guilty, but Hei Changzhi didn't blame me at all, but gave me a rather appreciative glance, "It's amazing to break my arm that has been tempered for so long, Daole."

If we were husband and wife, we must be the most amazing couple in the world.

There is no couple who can break each other's bones in a quarrel, and the husband is not only not angry, but very happy.Even if you shake m, it won't be like this.

I don't know what set the absolute option for me. In short, I must have played word games somewhere I don't know.

The most important thing now is to think about how to solve the current situation. Although I think so in my mind, I actually have no clue.

Assuming that the hidden trap in the text is that Hei Changzhi and I have been married for many years, then he must have the memory of all people. For him, those things really happened, maybe he came from a real and me. The world of marriage was just sent to my world unconsciously by Absolute Option through some means, or it sent me to his world, and I was absolutely unaware of the process.

I grabbed my long red hair irritably, "Headache."

Hei Changzhi offered to massage my temples, but I refused vehemently, for I was afraid that he would accidentally insert his index finger into my brain.

Being rejected by me, Hei Changzhi looked very sad. Don't ask me how I saw the sadness in his big and lifeless eyes. Maybe this is the tacit understanding between couples who have been married for many years.

Absolute option floated a sentence in front of my eyes: It is so rare to find someone who can understand your emotions, and you can also understand his micro-expressions.

I punched the air angrily.

I said that I would go out for a walk, but I couldn't sleep, I couldn't sleep.

In the long night, I have no desire to sleep.

Early the next morning, I stared at Hei Changzhi standing at the door of an airship with dark circles under my eyes, and stretched out my hand, come on, come on and be happy.

He seemed to be telling me so.

Of course I hugged Xiaozheng tightly and refused.

[Choose ① Come on a honeymoon trip with a short spring night. ② If you are pregnant, you cannot take the airship. 】

①①①①①①! ! !

I picked like crazy.

No kidding, if I choose ②, there will be an extra thing in my stomach, and I will immediately become the Virgin Mary of this world!

Trembling, I stepped onto the airship.

This ship is going to Kukulu Mountain.

I'm about to face the scene where the ugly daughter-in-law is finally going to meet her in-laws, but I'm not afraid, isn't it just a dad who seems to come from Fist of Heaven or JOJO, a mom with a Terminator style, and a bunch of I don't like Hei Changzhi's younger brother very much, a small scene.

But when I got off the airship, I found out that I was wrong.

What I took was not the normal mode of "Hunter" script, but the script of disaster x demon hunter. The reason is, look at this handsome silver-haired cat-eyed young man who stood in front of me to pick up the plane——

Hei Changzhi greeted the silver-haired Maoyan: "Hey, Qi Ya."

Qi Ya suddenly became ten years older.

The word "hunter" fluctuated before my eyes, and the fluctuations transformed into "fun but old lady".

Or my husband is not at home, and my brother-in-law and I are acquainted with each other.

Or a brother's woman.

Or a meat marriage to beat the enemy.

I suddenly didn't dare to step into the gate of the Dadi Hakka, as if the dog inside was looking at me with a smirk.

My left hand is a new black long straight husband, and my right hand is a new husband brother.

They looked at me with such affectionate eyes.

The pinnacle of my Dao Leyan's life seems to be at this moment.

Once through the door, I'm not me anymore.

Hei Changzhi pulled me, but he didn't pull. He looked at me suspiciously, "What's wrong? Are you still angry?"

[Choose ① Carry out the virtues of being the eldest son's wife of the Hakka who beat the enemy, be a perfect housewife who abides by the "Female Precepts", and be a reproductive machine for the family's reproduction. ②Hey. 】

①It has seriously violated my bottom line, absolutely not, but ②, hey, what the hell!hey-hey!Filled with infinite malice, why are human beings afraid of death, isn't it the fear of the unknown! 2, 2, 2...

Hei Changzhi was still urging me.

"Dole?"

I chose ②. I am a woman with a bottom line. I would rather die standing than live on my knees. This is a matter of principle.

Then, the scene in front of me began to change slowly, oh, so I married Hei Changzhi like this.

Get married.

I accidentally did this or that to Hei Changzhi after drinking, so that I had no face to face Jiangdong's elders, and Hei Changzhi cried, so I married into the Hakka family.

I hate the word "marry" very much, it is a denial of women's independence.

"Sister-in-law?"

Qi Ya called me awkwardly, he is really good-looking, although he is a black-hearted little... big boy who loves sweets.

I think the way he looks at me is not right, and I don't know if there is any connection between us.

Taking a deep breath, I entered the gate of hell.

As I remembered, I asked Chiya as soon as I entered the house, "Where are the children?"

Qi Ya showed an embarrassing expression.

There are ghosts.

I looked at Hei Changzhi, "You framed me?"

"Dole, I can't help it either."

After a harsh electronic sound, the old mother with long black hair appeared on the stage. She hugged her baby son whom she hadn't seen for a long time, and said nothing to me.

Well, I have a wicked mother-in-law.

I don't know who Hei Changzhi will choose between me and his mother.

Don't they put family first when they beat the enemy Hakka?

I sneered.

"I'm going to the bathroom."

In the bathroom, I washed my face with excessive oil secretion and put on my makeup. Suddenly, I found an ID card from my small bag. The name is Daole·Beating Dike.

The bad habit of changing my surname, why do I have to change my surname even though I am a big-breasted, thin-waisted and profoundly contoured lady from the West?Where has freedom and democracy gone?A fig leaf?

With a sneer, I broke off my ID card and rushed into the sewer.

The Hunter Association called me urgently, "Master Daoleyan, why did you leave the Dark Wall! Warcraft..."

"Don't worry, I left Xiaozheng, Dahui, and Erhuang there. They can deal with the invading monsters."

"But! Dorayan-sama, how can you believe in monsters?"

"Because I gave them the poison that they would surely die without my antidote, why do you want to try it too?"

"No, I want to ask you that the matter of pulling the network cable has been done, do you have any orders?"

"Well done, and I need an agency to turn me into a perfect savior, the queen of the lonely peak..."

"Pfft."

I turned around and saw the extremely handsome Qi Ya leaning against the wall and looking at me with a smile. After that, I saw a woman raising a younger brother-in-law in his eyes.

"What are you doing here, Kiya."

Qi Ya walked towards me very gently. I am 1.7 meters tall and I have to raise my head to look at him. Their brothers all look like my mother, so Qi Ya has a slender figure and a very graceful figure even though he has silver hair.

I justly rejected his hand on my shoulder, "Stay away from me."

"Chi——" Qi Ya remained motionless, "When did you care about these things, Dao Leyan."

I watched his every move coldly without responding.[-]% of the scripts I got were brothers fighting against each other, which is really exciting.

"I'm courting death!" I yelled loudly, and drew out the Otachi sword. Even though the corridor was narrow, it didn't affect my sword skills, and my clothes were shattered wherever I went.

Then a topless Qi Ya appeared in front of me, and believe me, this was never my intention.

My knife seems to be able to cut through clothes only when there is no killing intent.

"Ah."

Qi Ya gave me an ambiguous smile.

When I saw Hei Changzhi again, he was pulling the impatient Qi Ya to talk, and he smiled very covertly when he saw me coming, anyway, I could see the smile on his face.

I don't know why I suddenly feel a little guilty.

"Mother?"

Unable to hold back her son, the old lady who beat the enemy reluctantly greeted me, her whole body exuded the |Mrs.

"What about the child?"

"Meteor Street," Kicho said.

There is an old lady on Meteor Street who is the old lady's mother-in-law.

I hate her so much.

Because of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, we are naturally on opposite sides. I have a hunch that a big drama "Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law", which is no less than the epic disaster film "Start School", is about to break out.

I am very much looking forward to this.

I'm not afraid to tell you that anyone in the field of bullying is rubbish in front of me.

Ji Qiu began to criticize me for doting on the child, while my man Hei Changzhi sat obediently beside his mother, with his brother on one left and one on the right.

I am patient.

Kiqiu: "You are not suitable to be a woman who beats the enemy's family."

Do you think I'm rare?

Ji Qiu: "Fortunately, Qi Ya will inherit the family business in the future. I will choose a good wife for him."

I'm so sorry that your youngest seems to like me very much.

"So, how much will Ilmi get after beating the enemy's family and dividing it?" I bared my fangs at Kiki.

Ki Qiu's electronic eyes flashed red, as if he had made a calculation error.

"Break up?!"

In a family with strict family rules and strict family style like Beaten Ke, there is no separation of families.

"Yes, split up." I looked at Yier fans.

Kiqiu said in a sharp voice: "Yilmi, do you know about this? Or do you agree! No, my Yiermi is not such a child, she must have been instigated by you."

An expression of wanting to push me into the well and cover it.

I said coldly, "I'm going to get a divorce if we don't separate the families."

"Divorce!" Now Yier fans couldn't sit still, "No, I don't agree."

At the same time, he began to emit black air.

Humph.

I grabbed the handle of the knife.

War is imminent.

"stop--"

The muscular man who beat the enemy, the enemy is back.

"what are you guys saying?"

Ji Qiu was the first to file a complaint, "Husband! Daole wants to divorce Yiermi!"

The muscular man looked at Yier fans, "What? Have you cheated!"

The tone was very angry.

Such a powerful daughter-in-law is still cheating, could it be that her husband is weak?

Hei Chang shook his head straight, and the muscular man looked at me. I knew he wanted to ask if I had cheated, but I don't know why he didn't ask.

"What about the child?"

I really appreciate his determination to divide property and children immediately after divorce, "Of course the children have to come with me."

"No!" Kicho refused, "Gurudo and Aranaika both have silver hair!"

The silver-haired child is said to have inherited the best genes of the Hakkas who beat the enemy?

How did I have red hair and black long straight hair and the other black hair was born with the purest blood?

At this time, I saw Qi Ya who had been sitting silently showing a strange expression, could it be... not good!

The muscular man said again: "Since it's related to Gorudo and Aranaika, we can't make claims without authorization, we have to ask their opinions."

I didn't expect the muscular man to be so sensible. I didn't expect him to look like the pirated blonde Abe Seimei, but he was unexpectedly a good guy.

I didn't know when the child would come back. I was assigned to an empty room first. I slept well in the first half of the night, but in the second half of the night I had a keen feeling that someone had entered the room.

"Who!"

I grabbed Hei Chang's hand that was stretched out towards me. This night, this hair, and this expression made him look like a female ghost dedicated to scaring people.

"What are you here for?"

"Why do you want a divorce?"

I turned over, "There is no passion."

It's cruel to say such things to a man who loves me so much, but someone with my strength must take more responsibility.

Presumably it is the true meaning of sacrificing something for myself.

My determination seemed to have shocked Hei Changzhi, who remained motionless, looking at my back lonely and sadly.I am a bit soft-hearted, but I know that I must not be soft-hearted at this time, how many women just can't be hard-hearted, and they will continue to suffer from it.

"You get out, we're done."

After a while, there was the sound of closing the door.

call.

The night ended peacefully, and there was no absolute option.

However, I know that the calm before the storm is coming to an end.