Absolutely retarded option

"My sister and you have never been in a relationship." It feels so good to find a place for yourself as a brother who doesn't exist.

Haizaki Shogo's face turned from black to white and then red, why did he get so tanned?Isn't the original white complexion very good?Is it because he was treated as a bad boy?

Impossible, although Haizaki used to be fair and beautiful, but he looks so fierce, and his expression is even more fierce. In Teiko Middle School, he was a villain that everyone feared, and no one dared to provoke him.There is no such thing as a boy face. Besides, is there a boy face that can grow to 190 cm?

Haizaki Shogo sneered, "Even if you were Dorotaku-san, she wouldn't tell you everything."

Huizaki really didn't want to go into the coffin and not cry, I showed a smile that was inevitable, "Then tell me, I don't know what happened to you two."

"The two of us were kissing in the swimming pool... you know?"

I had no fucking idea the two of us had ever made out in the pool because it never happened!

Could he not be giving me artificial respiration as a hot kiss?

"My sister is a very conservative girl, there is no way she would do that kind of thing." I defended myself.

"Even if you are an older brother, you don't know her at all. Yan-chan is actually a very passionate, open and hot woman." Shogo Huizaki said and licked his lower lip in a special way.This move is his signature move when he snatches the skills of enemies and teammates when he is playing basketball. When he sees it on the court, he still thinks it's a damn evil spirit, but now... it's simply mentally retarded!

Excuseme, the hot, hot and open girl you mentioned is really me?Shouldn't I be confused by the stimulus memory and think which bad girl is me?

There was no pink bubble at all in the three years of middle school when Shogo Huizaki and I fell in love and killed each other. Could it be that he was substituted into the plot of "Time for Two"?

"Your imagination is really rich...I can tell you clearly that my sister doesn't have any feelings for you, and nothing has ever happened to you two. If you think there is, it must be your imagination."

Haizaki has a bad temper, so don't throw your face face to face like this, you are about to get angry, if it was the past, I would not dare to provoke him, because he is not his opponent at all.With his fist as big as a casserole, I might not have broken a few bones, but now that it’s different, with the addition of absolute options, I completely meet the definition of a master without special abilities.Not to mention that we are the same height and body, and we can fight even if we don't need to think about our abilities. ...By the way, I don't know how to read ability yet.

At first I just thought about it and didn't intend to do it at all, but Haizaki obviously didn't think so.

This bastard actually hit me with his hands!I was so naive, I thought Shogo Haizaki was the type who would never hit a woman with his hands.What about the dignity of being bad?

When Haizaki hit my chest with a punch, I instinctively protected my chest, and realized that there is no chest that can be dented, only pectoral muscles.Haizaki's iron fist hit my hard chest muscles, like a mosquito bite, it didn't hurt at all.

Damn, my body is so strong!

Haizaki saw that I was hit by him and still remained motionless, he understood that my height and stature were not just for show, but real.

Ms. Risa can't sit still anymore, and the proprietress in the service area who pretends to be a customer can't sit still anymore. This is their shop. I got into a fight with Haizaki here, and the decoration was damaged and we couldn't open for several days. The loss was real money. .

"Calm down, two guests!"

Of course I was very calm, and after learning that I could completely suppress Haizaki and beat him up with my masculine charm, my blood boiled uncontrollably.

Strange, I wasn't such a aggressive type in the past. Could it be that male hormones stimulated my sense of male territory after becoming a man?If you are provoked, you will definitely fight blood for blood and tooth for tooth. Who slapped me ten years ago, and I can kill his whole family ten years later?

Haizaki grinned violently at me, pointed his thumb outside, "Do you dare to come out with me?"

Just go out, no one is afraid of anyone.

We made an appointment in the alley behind the modeling studio building. Why do bad boys always make appointments in the alley?

Haizaki's mood is indescribable.Dao Leyan's brother, he didn't even know that she had another brother, how much did this woman hide from him?

Their brothers and sisters look alike, with the same long red hair, beautiful faces, and that annoying energy on their bodies.But why did he care so much about such an annoying woman?Even after she broke contact with him after high school, she was so irritable that she skipped class and drove to the gate of Xiongying High School to block her.

But every time I went there, I didn't see her...

She really went to Xiongying High School?Why can't I see anyone?He couldn't find anyone, couldn't find any information, couldn't meet him face to face, which made Haizaki even more irritable. He must have planned to dump that woman for fun, but he was so heartless and completely clean.Scum girl!

I didn't know that Haizaki was making up his mind about his grievances and grievances with me. If I knew, I would definitely be scared to death.

Haizaki took off his coat, hung it on the handle of the window, unbuttoned the cuff buttons of his shirt, and rolled up his sleeves, as if he was going to have a good fight with me.Haizaki used to call me to the rooftop, or told me not to leave after school, or just blocked me in any corner. I had to guard against him suddenly unbuttoning my belt in a beastly manner... But this time, Haizaki was right. I don't have any extravagant thoughts.

It's so strange, assuming he really likes me as much as he said, seeing my brother's face that is [-]% to [-]% similar to mine, can he really fight?Or will it inspire a side that you don't know about in the battle? (Like Ian and Mickey, they started to take off their clothes while they were playing. I thought I was watching a GV.) It’s not bad to get a brother if you can’t get a sister, or something like that.

"What are you thinking?" Haizaki kicked down the wall in dissatisfaction, "You don't think you can beat me in that suit that is inconvenient to move, you look down on me."

I didn't say anything, why do you think that I underestimated you, brain tonic is a disease that needs to be cured.

I also took off my suit jacket and hung it on the window handle, rolled up my sleeves, and didn't pose much.At this time, a small whirlwind rolled past quite intentionally. , if there is a group of crows howling and flying towards the sky in the background, there will be a sense of a duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojiro. Should I pick up the broken mop handle on the ground and use it as a gun?

In any case, this campaign is my first battle to promote male sovereignty and territorial integrity, and I am ready.

But I really didn't expect it to be so fast, of course it wasn't that Haizaki was too fast, but Haizaki fell down in just one round.His eyes widened in disbelief and he closed his eyes.

I'm also at a loss, so it's over?

As if deceived.

Haizaki is so good.

The next second it dawned on me that it wasn't Taina Haizaki but that I had become stronger, and I patted my head subconsciously, and it wasn't bald.

I easily picked up Haizaki, the princess hugged me, a pair of immoral young couples passed by in the next alley panicked and separated, the girl turned around and pulled down her skirt, and the boy looked at Haizaki in my arms in shock With an expression of admiration, I said that girl, your boyfriend's orientation is a bit dangerous.

I took Haizaki in my arms and took a taxi back to my house.

In case his internal organs were accidentally smashed, he would have enough time to dispose of the body.

Haizaki seems to be still alive, so I feel relieved.Since he won't be able to die for a while, I should go to Saiki Kusuo to settle the score.

But instead of going to his house, I went to pk high school.

After the doorman registered, I arrived at the classroom. I was in class, and the female teacher was fooled by my smile, "May I ask who you are?"

"I'm Dao Leyan's older brother."

"Ah! Dole-san asked for leave, are you here to get her things? Dole-san has been in poor health, and we teachers are very worried."

I smiled and said, "I'm here to find Qi Mu."

Saiki?

The female teacher showed a suspicious look, thinking about it, is there such a student in the class?

But she won't show that she doesn't care about the students in the class. She smiled and shouted to the class: "Student Qi Mu—?"

The eyes of the students focused on Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo, who shared the same middle-lower principle as Chio and didn't want to attract attention, grabbed the table and accidentally destroyed the organizational structure of the table, and then restored the table to the state it was a year ago.

"Huh? Did Qi Mu's desk disappear just now..."

"I seem to have seen it too, it's an illusion."

- Never thought that Dao Leyan would come to the school to look for him like this.Seeing her handling the female teacher with ease, she doesn't seem to be troubled by becoming a man at all.He was immediately passive.

- and actually caused a commotion.

-Don't think that I can't hear what you are thinking, he is not the culprit who caused Dao Leyan to not come to school.

The moment Saiki Kusuo stood up, I pushed away the female teacher and rushed into the classroom, walked up to Saiki Kusuo and grabbed his collar, because of the height difference, Saiki was picked up by me!I even lifted him up and shook him viciously—and suddenly thought of Feitan again, Feitan is so petite and exquisite, it's the easiest to pick up and shake!

- what are you doing put me down.

put you down?Think beautifully.

I sneered, took a deep breath and shouted angrily: "Little bastard - you dare to follow my sister and install a camera in her room, even the bathroom and toilet - scum!!!" I did it to Akashi The matter rested on Saiki Kusuo.Let me see how you turn around this time!

The classroom was quiet for a few seconds, then erupted.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei ran out crying.

Rando and Kaito express that they don't know Kusuo Saiki and want to draw a line with him!

Saiki Kusuo collapsed again.

Then, time paused, and the whole class maintained the movements of the previous second. The clocks were frozen, the flies were frozen, and the whole world paused.

Me: "..." It seems that I miscalculated the combat power of Saiki Kusuo.

-Dao Le Banquet.

"……Yes?"

-I'm going to give you heaven's punishment.

I can still be hard at this time. I really admire myself for being stronger than most men in the world. "Heavenly punishment? Do you think you are a god? Are you still not cured of the second disease?"

Saiki Kusuo showed an expression of 'you don't know anything about power'. In order to increase the sense of ceremony, he slowly raised his hand and bent his five fingers to reveal the hand gesture of the Huashan school's unique skill of grabbing milk dragon claws——

[Di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di di--]

I guessed it right, Saiki Kusuo is absolutely the type I like,

[Choose ①Use this trick on Saiki Kusuo before he uses the milk-grabbing dragon claw hand on you, don't worry, it will definitely hit the target. ②If you think you are invincible because you have superpowers, you should teach him to be a man. Use stronger superpowers than him to face the anus! ③How about the domineering superpower's runaway little wife?]

...absolute options have really become more human.

When I made the choice, time stopped, and Saiki Kusuo also stopped time, but the absolute option was higher than him, so Saiki remained motionless in the posture of grabbing the milk dragon claw.I breathed a sigh of relief.

Time is running out, analyze the options quickly.

Isn't the first emmm to let us develop from sworn enemies to life and death? !Sinister intentions, sinister intentions!Although I am very excited.Alternative Alternative.I wiped my saliva and continued to analyze, oh, the second option is completely a boy who is attracted to him, don’t be cowardly, just face-to-face confrontation and a perfect victory is the hero.

"Then I'll choose..." Before 2 could be said, I suddenly shifted my gaze to the end of option 2. Is there a typo?

I heard the sigh of the absolute option.

Niang Xipi!

Day you fairy board board!

Banana you guava!

Ge Laozi's!

He definitely did it on purpose, your absolute choppy option!

Fortunately, I did not choose!His meow G...!

I was gasping for the rest of my life. As for 3, I can’t forget that I chose a similar option to become the next wife who beat up the enemy’s Hakka. I never tried to trick me again.

"Choose 1."

Time resumed, and I used the milk-grabbing dragon claw fiercely in front of Saiki Kusuo——

I have to say that the product produced by Absolute Option is very effective, the school uniform jacket shirt on Saiki Kusuo's chest was immediately shattered, revealing the pink... Well, there is a super attractive rose red beauty spot next to my x!It is said that those who have beauty moles in this position are rare and rare in a thousand years... Akashi also has one!Unlike Saiki, Akashi grows on the left side!

Always wanted to see if I could lick it off or something.

My hand slowly left Saiki Kusuo's chest, during which Saiki remained motionless.

I panicked a little.

"Zimu?"

Saiki Kusuo gave me a silly look.Just now his five senses were connected with Dao Leyan, and seeing the memory of Dao Leyan, he didn't dare to recall the high-scale picture!Dao Leyan is actually a mole fetishist!But why does Dao Leyan have red hair in his mind?She hasn't worn a suppressor yet, is it her special hobby?Fortunately, in Dao Leyan's mind, she is a female, otherwise he would really die in place when he sees himself being slapped like a lamb by a strong man!

At this moment, the superhuman who has been invincible since birth finally suffered the first Waterloo in his life.

I shook my hand worriedly, "Hi."

Qi Mu gave me a dull look.

Then when it is stimulated by the cold wind, it will wake up.

I swallowed subconsciously.

- did you swallow your saliva

Qi Mu blushed angrily.

I hurriedly put the matter aside, "What? How could you not wrong me? Do you think you are pretty? Don't be too confident."

hehe.Saiki Kusuo sneered, if he hadn't seen Dao Leyan's brain activity, he might have believed what she said, but he had seen it all!Wait for a mole removal surgery!Unexpectedly, Dorakuyan has become obsessed with him to such an extent, and thought that the purpose of pestering him to listen to Ohho is to defeat Teruhashi-san, but in fact Teruhashi-san is just a cover and the real purpose is him.

Saiki Kusuo, who thought he could see through everything, smiled with confidence, and in the next second his clothes were completely traced back.I licked my lower lip regretfully, and the movement was exactly the same as that of Haizaki.

-Dao Le Banquet.

"what?"

- Be reserved.

Why don't you be reserved after talking about one or two? I have a Japanese female high school student who is more reserved than me and called me out to take a look!

I am very unconvinced.

"I'm not being reserved anymore."

Saiki Kusuo: Speaking in a girlish tone against this man's body is really eye-catching.

But he won't change Daoleyan back until he calms down.

- you, forget it.

Qi Mu took me back home again!

irritating!

After seeing off the aisle banquet, Saiki Kusuo looked at a group of frozen students in the class.

-well……

After sighing, Saiki Kusuo resignedly took out 7 bananas, which can erase a person's memory for 1 minute, but the disadvantage is that the erased keywords and sentences will be automatically filled by the human brain, and he has no way of knowing what content will be filled.But—just in case, it’s better to replace it with the same content, and to replace it with the content that is most beneficial to him.

The owner of the content is naturally Zhaoqiao.

Although I don't want to be misunderstood about my relationship with Dorakuyan, but it would be great if I could make a clean break with Teruhashi-san through this.

Saiki Kusuo quickly tapped Teruhashi Shinmi with 7 rubbers, followed by another knock on everyone in the class, and then implanted the memory of him being taken away by Dorakuyan (brother).

It was a good idea to give myself half a day off.

However, on the second day, a strange incident happened on the way to school Kusuo Saiki: Many people who don't know him, especially girls, have a favorable impression of him with a score of 75 or more. What happened? Is the earth going to be destroyed?

After listening to their voices, Saiki Kusuo wanted to go back to two days ago.No, just go back to Dao Leyan being selected as an exchange student by Xiongying High School and cheating to choose another person to come to PK High School.

Because what Zhaoqiao Xinmei added is: You secretly protected my sister and sent her home. You installed a baby monitoring camera in her room and discovered that she and you are half-siblings—you are our younger brother.

To what extent did Teruhashi-san be stimulated to add the above content!

For a whole day, Saiki Kusuo received unprecedented attention, and everyone's favorability increased by at least 10 points.

His middle and lower principles are seriously threatened.

Under the envious eyes of the crowd, Zhaoqiao Xinmei walked in front of him exuding holy light, and Saiki Kusuo's siren sounded crazily, "Qimu, even if you are a real sibling, you can treat Doris-san well, don't give up on yourself ,come on!"