Absolutely retarded option

I knew who the person was without looking back. Dahui Erhuang and Xiaozheng, the three monsters from the Dark Continent who could call wind and rain in the human world, could tear the person to pieces in an instant.

However, I can't do that. After all, I'm a peace-loving woman who is full of butter-colored justice. I just want to follow their ancestral training methods such as tying him to a cross and wearing traditional black stockings, leather skirts, and gloves. Take a special steel whip and give him a good meal. Isn't it adhering to the principle that the more you smoke, the healthier you are to beat the enemy Hakka?

By the way, when the absolute option is activated, the world is still when I choose it, and time passes at a negative speed of light, so when I looked at the absolute option while twitching at the corner of my mouth, I walked up to Hei Changzhi and gently stroked his beautiful long hair Suddenly, I don’t know whether it is the malice of the big universe or the malice of the absolute option, time suddenly continues to move, Hei Changzhi’s big and godless ghost doll’s big eyes suddenly blinked, sorry, I really can’t understand his Cuteness.My favorite is always the little fairy with the long green leather tail and the steel needle.

but!

Whether I love him or not, the fact that I really touched him cannot be changed. Hei Changzhi may never have been caressed so tenderly in his life. It's very long, and it hangs down to his chest, and I touched it from the top of his head. According to the theory of everything, I touched his hair from the top of his head to the end of his hair, which is his chest!

I put my hand down in embarrassment and rubbed it in my trouser pocket.

The above actions are completely voluntary by Dao Leyan himself, and have nothing to do with the absolute choice of purity!

——The absolute option specifically asked me to declare.

At this time, we don't know what Hei Changzhi was thinking in his heart, but we hope that his mind is empty and he doesn't think about anything!

But according to incomplete estimates, this guy's world-class IQ is at least twice that of mine, of course based on a base of 150.

But no matter how high his IQ is, how much the will of the world loves him, everything is scum in front of the absolute option.

After Hei grows straight for a few minutes, he will tremble under the coercion of Absolute Option like a little girl from Orion's family who has been sold into the mountains.

I have never expected the absolute option to appear as soon as this moment, but the absolute option that rides on my neck like a domineering one seems to have disappeared at this moment. No matter how much I shout in my heart, there is no response. up?

I looked in disbelief at the long hair, which was automatically straightened into black and straight like a ghost film. Could it be that this guy said it was so terrible that he even gave up the absolute option without integrity?

The bosses have all withdrawn, and I, a little shrimp, are still here to persist. I don’t want to play every inch of the country and blood, and take a step back to broaden the sea and the sky.

I touched my waist subconsciously, where is my hungry 49-meter broadsword?Although I have the power of a strong man, I don't have the fighting consciousness of a strong man. When I meet an enemy, I don't dare to use my sword. Hei Changzhi, the master of the Black Continent, has a [-]-[-] fighting power. Hei Changzhi is definitely not my one-sided enemy. I'm afraid of him.

Unexpectedly, under the coercion of the absolute option, I, who was struggling hard, would also have a showdown with God's own son.

show up!Absolute option!

I shouted from the bottom of my heart as if I had gathered all seven dragon balls to summon the dragon.

Fortunately, you have finally grown up, which makes Dad very pleased.

It's rare for the absolute option to compliment me, but it would be nice if he didn't call himself dad.

coming!

[[Choose: (The time to implement love and true evil is Dao Le Banquet) [①] Take away his favorite brother (silver-haired cat eyes with a sweet tooth) in front of Hei Changzhi. First kiss or first experience, use rich experience His big sister came to teach him what is the adult world.Note: Simple skin-to-skin bonding is not allowed, it must be entangled with lips and teeth. Meow (>^ω^<). [②] Please do one of the above behaviors in front of the younger brother (silver-haired cat eyes who loves sweets) to his love-hate brother, meow, and teach the two brothers with the skills of the experienced big sister, meow. [③] How about changing into Hisoka and repeating the above two choices with Hei Changzhi? Meow? 】

Deadly game!

At first, I thought I knew the lowest and lowest limit of the absolute option, but I didn’t expect that I still overestimated him. This thing has no lower limit at all. It shouldn’t be called an absolute option at all, but it should be called absolutely no lower limit!

My strong mental power can confirm that there is no third humanoid animal in a radius of tens of miles, except for me and Hei Changzhi, but the absolute option cannot be guessed according to common sense, as long as I choose this option, the content will definitely come true, so The younger brother who said that Hei Changzhi didn't know where in the world was, would definitely appear out of thin air with a bang at the moment I chose, and he would definitely be unable to resist any of my actions.

Look at these three devilish options, the first option is a crime, right?Although in the eyes of most young ladies and sisters, this kind of thing is basically three years of blood earning the death penalty.It reminds me of an episode I once read called "In order to improve the relationship with my mother and sister, I bought a board game and played it at home during the rebellious period".But can a person like me with a high moral standard do such an inhuman thing?

The first person to firmly refuse, refuse to refuse again, I would rather die with all my body thrown down... If I really will die with all my body thrown down, then I will choose three years of blood to earn the death penalty and not lose money.

The second option simply looks like it reverses the target of the first option, but based on my experience of fighting wits with the absolute option in the past two years, it is actually not that simple. The absolute option is full of traps. It took countless losses to learn how to dig out the deep meaning hidden in the seemingly simple option content.

If I choose ②, it may cause a series of unpredictable consequences, for example, will there be any chemical changes when I see the silver-haired cat-eyed brother who loves sweets in the adult world, or will Hei Changzhi come from behind and make indescribable things to me? The thing, ah, I remembered the Lifan "That Summer, I Spent April with My Boyfriend and My Boyfriend's Brother" once again.

It seems that the only option is ③, Hei Changzhi remained motionless while I was thinking.

③ If so, it’s really an empathetic option, becoming Hisoka and Hei Chang have a straight fight... No, what’s the matter, it’s not that I don’t have any psychological pressure on my own face, but it’s also very interesting. It's boring to guard the door alone for so long, just as spring comes and everything wakes up, it's time to fight for the great harmony of life and the continuation of the race.

The movement of the moon affected my blood circulation and caused a strong internal fire.

so!The third option is clearly prepared by the absolute option to take pity on me, an empty girl!

Thank you so much Dad...for buying a watch last year!

I couldn't help but want to pick up my 49-meter broadsword to split the road of life and death. It would be nice to let him come for some monsters raging in the human world.

[The above brain activities all happened at the moment when Hei Changzhi blinked. 】

And when he finished blinking, the mysterious incumbent gatekeeper in front of him suddenly turned into Hisoka with his upper body naked and his hair dripping wet!

It's not a blindfold, Yier fans will never mistake Hisoka, Hisoso's demeanor no one can imitate!

"Little... Yi?"

Hisoka put one hand on the buckle of the bath towel around his waist and touched his chin with the other, with a very provocative expression, "It's so strange, why did I suddenly appear here... This is... Huh?"

Hisoka looked around, "Isn't this the edge of the Dark Continent and the human world? We just fought Daole not long ago. What happened?"

Yi Ermi expressionless: "I don't know."

At this moment, I, who chose the third option, was scratching Hisoka's mental space with a throbbing chest.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

I let out a broken laugh.

It turned out that Hisoka and Hei Changzhi... What the hell is it that Hisoka and I share the same body and senses?

As if aware of it, Hisoka suddenly licked his lower lip impatiently, "There seems to be something surging in my body..." After saying that, he rubbed his thigh.

Yi Ermi said disgustedly and wanted to take a few steps back to get away from Hisoka, but he couldn't move!Not only could he not move, but in his eyes, Hisoka gradually became very charming...

I struggled and finally managed to control Hisoka's body!

Having experienced the world of tall, flamboyant and tough guys, I tried to raise my legs but... I clamped them tightly.

Although Hisoka in front of him is extremely charming, the Il fans are still very calm, "We have been tricked, Hisoka."

I raised my head and showed a reserved but decent smile to Hei Changzhi.

"I'm... Huh? Xiaoyi?"

I only spoke halfway, and then another voice used my mouth to say irrelevant words. My left eye and right eye met each other. Could it be that Hisoka and I shared half of our body?

Sense sharing?Haptic sharing?Smell sharing?visual sharing?

God!I said that Leyan will wear a golden hoop to destroy you sooner or later, and the absolute option can no longer cover my eyes!

When half of my face was full of tears and the other half of my face was full of coquettish winks, what a terrifying scene it was!

Then, I finally fell on Hei Changzhi, and grabbed his shy red lips exactly according to the option. Hei Changzhi's eyelashes trembled slightly, reflecting Hisoka's handsome face and my bitter soul.

We both fell to the ground together.

Something is broken.

That, my friend, is my virtue and my withered heart.

Fortunately, this wasn't my first kiss.