Absolutely retarded option

One year into their marriage, Akashi Seijuro vomited.

I often vomit when I kiss my wife.

The wife is very dissatisfied.

Akashi had no choice but to check his body to see what was uncomfortable.

However, the doctor handed Akashi Seijuro the physical examination report with trembling hands.

Akashi read it all at once, "Doctor Qiushan, tell me what 'pregnancy reaction' means."

Dr. Qiu Shan felt that his medical skills were not good enough, and he was sorry to treat him as a son. The mentor who often went to the red light district to help female high school students together said, "You, you are pregnant."

If it weren't for the aristocrat's conservation, Akashi really wanted to smear the report on the doctor's face.

It was about the future that Qiushan had to struggle, pulling Akashi to look at the X-ray of the abdomen, "Look, the lump here is the embryo."

enough.

Akashi didn't want to hear Qiu Shan's nonsense, this doctor must be insane.

He's going to fire him.

Before the dismissal, Akashi saw several doctors.

The medical examination report was surprisingly consistent: "Congratulations, Mr. Akashi, you are pregnant."

The three of them became tigers, and Akashi also wondered strangely if there were too many people talking, could it be that he was really pregnant?If it weren't for the perfect inspection measures from birth, Akashi would have doubted whether he was intersex.

And what is the basis of pregnancy.

It is a man and a woman.

Healthy and energetic.

These two conditions are met.

But he shouldn't be the one who got pregnant!

Akashi struggled to think, as a major in imperial education, Akashi immediately came to a conclusion, even though the conclusion was unbelievable, he accepted it, that is: his wife has the function of making men pregnant!

Scary not scary.

Akashi Seijuro coaxed and tricked his wife to have a comprehensive physical examination.

"Your wife is in good health," said the doctor.

quack!

Akashi bitterly.

I couldn't help but touch my stomach, it was definitely not a child, maybe it was a tumor that looked like a child.

Cub: Hey, hey.

With this anxiety in mind, Akashi's life has changed. He stopped doing strenuous exercise, and stopped working late at night. Of course, his sexual life has also decreased.

Although the pregnant woman had a strong desire, Akashi held back.

This brings about the dissatisfaction of the wife.

I said to Chio Mitani with a sad face: "It's over, Akashi doesn't love me anymore, and he took me for a physical examination. He probably wanted to find an excuse to divorce. I knew this marriage would not last."

Mitani Sho Chio took a sip of tea leisurely. Recently, she may have been in good spirits on happy occasions, her whole body has become round, and her unattractive face has also become a little rosy, "Are you sure you didn't suck Akashi dry? Check it Didn't I want to find out that you lack Yin Qi and let you restrain yourself?"

I silently gave Mitani Mori Chio a middle finger.

I can't stand Akashi neglecting me.

I blocked the door for him when he came home from get off work.

Akashi froze for a moment.

"Ananda, you have been very indifferent to me recently." I looked at Akashi suspiciously, "Did you do something shameful behind my back?" I knew I shouldn't point it out all at once, We should observe secretly first, and it is best to hire a private detective to check Xiaozheng's recent whereabouts.

Fortunately, we didn't sign a prenuptial agreement. If he dares to cheat, I won't bite him to death!

"Don't worry, I'm just... tired."

tired!

How dare he say he was tired!

If you are tired, busy with work, or have something to do, don't ask too many questions, it's a marriage reminder.

It's over, something really went wrong with Akashi.

My heart is cold.

But I didn't hit him out of a compassionate heart. I, a lone wolf running rampant in Tokyo, was injured and could only lick the wound by myself.

On an old street, there is the recently famous song "Worship of Love" by the female idol group Jidou Girls: "If you break the oath, cut off your finger!"

Hehe, if Akashi dares to betray me, I will chop off twenty of his fingers.

keep your word!

"Miss, you look so bad."

"Huh?" I touched my face and looked at the boss, "Is it so bad?"

"Very bad."

"Boss! Have a cup of Renyi wheat!" A young girl who spoke like an uncle walked in.

After licking the wound, I wrapped my windbreaker tightly and walked in the dark night of Tokyo. I solved a few gangsters and made me look like the patron saint of Tokyo. Suddenly, I stopped, and a tall, dark-skinned man stopped me. "Tao Le Banquet." The tone was deep.

He actually knew me.

"Who are you?"

The other party was silent for a while: "Shogo Huizaki."

Who is coming?

I do not remember.

Seeing that I hadn't spoken for a long time, Shogo Haizaki couldn't believe that I had forgotten him.Walking up to me, the smell of alcohol and tobacco almost killed me. Since when did I know this guy? Seeing that he was so vicious that he didn't look like a good person, I just pushed him and hit the wall and stopped moving.

When I left, I seemed to hear the man's wry smile, mocking and sneering, anyway, it was a complicated laugh.

It's pretty creepy.

Oh day.

I hurriedly left the alley. Although my father was never afraid of anyone, he hated perverts the most.

Two months later, Akashi and I had no sex at all.

Akashi seems to be avoiding me, usually I can't even touch my little hand and kiss my little mouth.

It's been less than seven years since he got married? His bones are itching?How hard it was for me not to hit him.

At noon in August, I held an umbrella at the beach and wore a very hot bikini, with my long legs like a supermodel rubbing back and forth from time to time.

After rejecting the rubbish that Gou Dan approached me, I sat up coldly, and suddenly, I saw a familiar figure!

That waist, that hip, that back muscle, isn't it my forbidden leg Akashi Seijuro!Who is that little slut with long blue hair next to him!Keep sticking to Seijuro's body, but Seijuro wants to refuse and welcome!

Damn it!

Dog men and women!

I turned into a ball of flames and jumped up and kicked Seijuro away. I'm not like some women who are the first to beat up their mistress when they catch their husband cheating.Of course, after beating Akashi Xiaosan, I will also beat him!

At the same time, I was still a little worried, as for my husband's small arms and legs, would he survive if I kicked him flying?

Do I have to prepare to run away with my parents?

However, Akashi stubbornly climbed up!

With such a good physique, he dared to tell me every day that he was tired and still split the bed... Although it is true that he slept comfortably in the separate bed.

"Ah!! Saiki! Are you okay!" The blue long-haired slut quickly helped Akashi up...Huh?Saiki?

I took a closer look, and this guy didn't wear glasses or a lollipop, and his hair was dark pink.

I am so embarrassed.

But Saiki looks exactly the same as Akashi, even if he has the same body.

Couldn't it be that Akashi pretended to be Saiki Kusuo cheating in order to prevent people from getting caught!Very promising!If it were me I would do it!

I judge others by myself, and I firmly believe that the person I beat up is my husband Seijuro Akashi.

At this time, Saiki Kusuo also saw me, his pupils shrank suddenly, it was actually Daorakuyan!They haven't seen each other for five years!What happened to kicking him as soon as he came up?Chou Ji from high school is up to now, but why is the aura of this Dao Le Banquet so terrifying?

"Seijuro!"

【I am Kusuo Saiki】

How dare you lie to me!

"Xiao Zheng, we've been married for so many years, can't I even recognize your body?"

Two people can be alike, but they can't be exactly the same. Didn't anyone tell you such a simple truth?

The people who eat melons suddenly became amused when they saw Kusuo Saiki's face.

Yes.

The wife still can't recognize her husband's body?

But pretending to be cheating on people with similar growth... Such a trendy cheating technology will definitely change the pattern of the cheating world!

But the most important thing to use this trick is to find someone who looks more than [-]% similar!Otherwise, it is very likely that you will be cheated!

I disregarded Saiki Kusuo's objections and brought him to my house.

The blue-haired slut followed, her eyes flickered, and she probably believed me.

Waiting for proof.

At Akashi's house, the servants shouted to Saiki Kusuo, "Master is back".

Hehe, Akashi Seijurou, I Dorayan, because you haven't cheated on me for five years, you dare to cheat on me.

"What else do you have to say!"

Saiki Kusuo: There is no fuck to say.

[I am Saiki Kusuo. 】

Hehe, I think you don't cry when you don't see the coffin.

I let the others go out, approached Akashi with a sneer, first came a wave of control and sealed Akashi, and then yanked off his beach shorts!

Saiki Kusuo only felt a chill in his crotch, and looked at the rag in my hand in disbelief.

Me: "You still dare to quibble! They are all the same size! You also say that you are not Akashi! There are no two people in the world with the same face, the same body, and the same size! It is impossible for twins to be similar!"

Saiki Kusuo was going crazy.

"The color of the hair."

The color is pink. I see it and I am not blind.It must have been dyed and ran away!

Ignoring so much irrefutable evidence and having to prove it with such unreliable evidence as hair color, Akashi Seijuro, you are really at the end of the road.

"There is no door to hell, you have to come in... Akashi Seijuro, husband and wife for five years, you, cut your belly." A tear rolled down from the corner of my eye, giving Akashi the last respect.

However, at this time the door was pushed open from the outside, and which ignorant servant actually——

Akashi pushed open the door and entered. He was in pajamas, and was resting at home because he couldn't work because of morning sickness. His confidant suddenly reported that his wife had returned with a man who looked exactly like him!Akashi Seijuro's first reaction was that his wife brought that wild man Saiki Kusuo back!He was so angry that he ran out without even fastening his belt.

However... what did he see!

His wife was cornering Saiki Kusuo, clutching the broken clothes in one hand!

Akashi's eyes darkened from being stimulated, and his lower abdomen suddenly hurt!

Immediately I can't stand still!

I quickly caught my dear Xiaozheng, "Xiaozheng, look at me! It's all a misunderstanding! I thought he was you! Tell me! Why pretend to be Xiaozheng! Did you have evil thoughts about the property of the Akashi family! Xiaozheng you You have to take care of your health, otherwise what should I do if I get replaced without anyone noticing!"

Akashi Mushen's beautiful eyes looked at me indifferently, as if I was a scumbag who cheated on my wife while she was pregnant.

Hahahaha, it's really interesting, how could it be possible for Akashi... What's the matter with his stomach?

I put my hand on Seijuro's protruding belly, "Xiao Zheng, you seem to be... fat?"

Saiki Kusuo looked over with a perspective eye. It should have been an X-ray effect. Akashi is a skeleton, but why is there a strange thing in this skeleton?

That looks like an embryo, right?

I pressed my hand on Akashi's mysterious protrusion, and felt something was wrong, it didn't look like he was fat, how could a person who is so strict with himself be fat, "Could it be that you..."

Akashi turned his head to the side in embarrassment, and gave a weak "um..." sound.

I was heartbroken, "Could it be that you have a tumor in your stomach?!!" Hiding from me is to cure the disease!

God!I complain about the days when I didn't have sex, Seijuro was silently suffering the pain of chemotherapy!

I am simply not human!

Akashi: ......

"You let me go."

"Don't talk if you are so weak." I hugged Seijuro with great distress, "Thousands of mistakes are all my fault. You treat your illness well, and I will listen to you in everything."

Akashi originally wanted to explain, but the husband and wife will inevitably become more and more similar due to the influence of mysterious forces after they have been married for a long time.

Akashi Seijuro pursed his lips, "Okay..."

I drove Saiki Kusuo out of Akashi's house, and swore that I only did it to confirm Saiki Kusuo's identity, Akashi reluctantly believed it.

In the days that followed, I greeted Seijuro with care, and cared for him with such considerate care that I was afraid of being melted in my mouth. Akashi's health not only didn't get better, but got worse and worse. Looks like a pregnant woman.

I don't think about sex anymore, taking care of his body is the real thing.

At five months, Akashi's belly was completely protruding like a general's belly.

Many middle-aged men laughed at Akashi's young age, whether he was blessed with a happy marriage, and Akashi smiled and said nothing.

One night, I worriedly asked Akashi, when will the operation be performed? Isn’t it better to perform tumor removal surgery as soon as possible? I read in the news that some people in remote places have tumors that weigh several kilograms when they are cut out, and the internal organs are crowded. There is nowhere to stay.

Akashi: "The doctor said it's not enough."

"How much longer?" I asked.

"Five months." Akashi obviously didn't want to talk about it.

Five months and five months, how could it be like being pregnant in October.

Akashi knew that he was pregnant with cubs, but there were still two cubs. Emperor learning was useless. He was in a daze for an hour in the office before walking around slowly in a loose suit and slippers. The doctor said that he was pregnant. Can not sit for a long time.

"Huh..." Akashi let out a breath slowly.

Masayoshi Akashi handed over the company to his reliable son and went on a trip. In fact, he also wanted to avoid the evil daughter-in-law who looked exactly like his former lover... I came back to the company by chance and saw that something was wrong with my son. What's wrong with my stomach?

"Father."

"Seijuro." Akashi Seishomi's face was stern, "What's the matter with your body management?" How did your face get fatter?

Five months into her pregnancy, in order to hide her belly, Akashi did not wear a suit but a suit, which was loose and loose enough to cover up her belly.

Akashi Seijuro lowered his eyelids, "I will pay attention."

"Ah."

·

When he was seven months old, Akashi was terrified when he went home, afraid that his wife would find out.

Akashi and I haven't slept together for a long time.

Dad, I can't sleep alone.

That night, I sneaked into Akashi's room with a pillow. I have done this procedure countless times and I am very familiar with it.

I quietly touched Akashi's bed, lifted the quilt and lay down on it silently. Seeing that Akashi hadn't woken up, I boldly hugged him from behind...thick waist...missing Seijuro's nine-headed body And a small waist.

Suddenly, something tapped my hand!I shiver reflexively!

Scared Dad!

Akashi woke up?No, it seems that something is moving under the belly!

...It's like a fetal movement.

Huh——I suddenly thought of something, a tumor that can only be operated on in ten months!Fat body, sluggish pace, puzzling vomiting!

Seijuro probably has it!

Who is the adulterer!

I am angry from the heart!I want to pat Seijuro immediately and ask him who he hooked up with!

However, suddenly I touched a cold pendant, oh, this is a pendant gift I carved by myself on our first anniversary, I remember the material used was some beautiful stone, I can’t remember where it came from, It's been kept in my little storage room.

Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be a stone dropped from the hunter world, what is it called, it seems to be the stone of fate.

I am a little cold.

Still a little excited.

It's more of a thrill.

Unexpectedly, I thought I could play a pregnant woman's play, but it turned into a surprise pregnant woman's play in the end!Dad, I'm so gifted that I can make men pregnant, it has nothing to do with pendants or anything!It doesn't matter!Tomorrow is our fifth wedding anniversary, so let Akashi say with a disgusted expression: "Even the pregnant husband is... really a lecherous wife."

I think I might be directly stimulated to death.

【end】