Absolutely retarded option

I said Leyan, before my 17th birthday, I made a boyfriend, friend, friend!

At this moment, countless famous sayings and aphorisms filled my chest.

such as

My efforts will never betray me

Don’t forget what you started

A woman who is beautiful and can act like a baby can get everything

As long as the hoe is well swung, there is no corner that cannot be dug

women's chasing men's interlayer yarn

These are the sentences I used to motivate myself in difficult times.

Boyfriend, what a beautiful vocabulary I never thought that one day I would be able to associate with this word.And the boyfriend is still Akashi, not to mention how fantasy.It's not that I don't think I'm not worthy of Akashi, it's just that I'm used to it. I always feel that Akashi is a big oily meatloaf that hit me on the head of a person who has been hungry for many years.

I exchanged contact information with Akashi, but there is no email address!No mailbox!

My daily life is on the right track. The bad guys, monsters, super powers, personalities, and various power systems running around in the world have nothing to do with me. The girl who is in love only has her boyfriend!

I get up at five o'clock in the morning to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. With my fame, I can make bento for Akashi in a fair manner!

With my culinary skills, I'm sure I'll be able to hit... Akashi Seijuro's heart in one hit!

The world's number one bento with all the flavors and colors, I decided to watch the "Daddy's Bento World's Number One" that is said to be super heartwarming next time I ask Akashi to go to the movies.

It is difficult to choose a bento box. Which bento box is more suitable for Akasin.I'm stuck in a choice, blue, red, gold, or white... any color is perfect for Akashi.Pick and choose to determine two, one is the red color of our love, and the other is the color of love - Pangcibai.

The new color I invented, Pangcibai, I registered this patent first, so don't compete with me.

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After tossing around for an hour, I tried my best to make a luxurious bento. As a social person, I certainly will not forget Akashi’s teammates, although his teammates at Luoshan High School may be far inferior to the generation of miracles in my heart. status, but it is still necessary to save face.

But this weight - I looked at the bento boxes that stacked up to at least twenty or thirty catties.

Fortunately, I had difficulty choosing bento boxes, but I bought a lot because I had money.

It's a bit troublesome to take it over.

My mother, Ms. Guili, came over mysteriously, "Hey, I'm cooking. I have cooked for my precious daughter for more than ten years, and I have never eaten such a luxurious bento."

The tone was sour, if it were an ordinary person at this time, I would definitely panic and feel guilty, but who am I, I, Dao Leyan, is a social person who has gone through a hundred years of journey, so I have already prepared for it, and there are eight hot dishes on the table. A cold dish, although it is a bit extravagant to be so luxurious in the morning, but I don't care.

And the dishes are all ordinary dishes.

My mother had nothing to say when she saw these dishes.

Just looked at me with weird eyes for a long time.

I know she is gratified that I have grown up.

As a person with a driver's license, I drove to Luoshan University, and got in very casually.

Some boys saw me carrying a pile of things and thought that I was ordered by the teacher to carry equipment and wanted to help me carry it.

"No need, it looks heavy but is actually very light."

I came to the basketball hall and ambushed in the locker room.

It's morning, it's still early.

I thought about it and made up my mind.

I found Seijuro's locker in a row of lockers. As expected, there were many sets of sportswear in it, all seasons.

I took out a suit like a thief and put it on.

Boyfriend shirts, boyfriend school uniforms, boyfriend sportswear, boyfriend fat max.

What you want is to be wide enough to cover your knees.

Akashi has developed well, and his clothes have grown to a size 180. Dad is really comforting.

I also conceived a very beautiful picture, a clean but masculine locker room, a girl in her boyfriend's sportswear sitting on a bench, tilting her head, holding a basketball, the sun hit her face, The sunshine in the afternoon of high school is beautiful and intoxicating.

It is impossible for anyone to escape this hand.

Waiting and waiting will change from false sleep to real sleep.

But who is the father? Even when he is asleep, he still maintains a perfect and elegant posture.

This is what Akashi and his teammates saw when they opened the door and came in.

That's right, they're definitely going to eat in the cafeteria at noon, so I texted Akashi in advance to ask him to come to the locker room and bring a few teammates with him.

Strictly speaking, except for the main election, the others are also Akashi's teammates, at least a dozen or so, making bento for so many people...Do you think I am an old lady who cooks a big pot of rice? !

"Akashi, what are you doing here? I'm so hungry!"

"Could it be that the juniors organized a surprise farewell party before retiring from the club, and the jersey was retired. If so, I would definitely cry."

The door of the locker room opened, and the girl's long red hair almost covered her whole body. She was leaning against the cabinet with a basketball in her arms. Under the blue and white team uniform was white glowing skin. The few people except Akashi were speechless. "She, she, she, is it?"

Lingyang still recognized it, "She, she, she is the girl who kissed me in the student union with Akashi!"

"Eh!!!"

Akashi pushed aside a few people and walked in, but the girl was still asleep.The red lips were still slightly swollen, Akashi used his body to shield the eyes of others, pressed his girlfriend's lips and rubbed them slightly.

The girl opened her eyes, stared blankly at her boyfriend's tricky hand, and quickly glanced at the basketball players behind, seeing that they couldn't see, she quickly bit her boyfriend's finger, the wet touch on the tip of her tongue made Akashi Juro retracted his hand reflexively.

"Ahem, cough," Ling Yang, who was pushed out, walked over curiously, "Ahem, Xiao Zheng, why don't you introduce me?"

Akashi: "My girlfriend, Dorakuyan."

Hey hey hey, I laughed like a fox trying to steal a chicken.

"Ooooh!!" Akashi's teammates surrounded him.

"It's unbelievable that Akashi has a girlfriend!"

"It's strange that Akashi doesn't have a girlfriend!"

It's strange that Akashi is single until now, girls are not blind and will let Akashi go.But Akashi is really not easy to get close to on weekdays. "Which school does Dole belong to?" "Xiongying High School." "That Hero High School! It's amazing!" Ordinary schools don't have enough brain power to make up for it. Type players despair.

It is difficult for 'ordinary people' who are not in the area of ​​concentrated personality explosion to understand.

"Law and order seems to be getting worse."

"yes……"

"How do you know each other?"

"Students from middle school?"

"Who took the initiative?"

"I."

"I'm so envious!!" Kotaro Hayama scratched the wall jealously.He also seems to be pursued by such a beautiful girl, he doesn't need to be so beautiful or take the initiative, just give him a hint!

"By the way, I've noticed from the very beginning that this is rice." Nebuya Yongkichi looked at the black bag on the other bench with blazing eyes, "The smell is too fragrant."

When other people pay attention to Akashi's top-secret disclosure, only the upright Nebu Tani Yongkichi pays attention to fans.

I got up in a 'panic' and said, "Well, because it's the first time I came here, I prepared a bento..."

"True or false! Are there so—many of them?"

Looks like there are at least a few dozen.

"Because I considered the amount of exercise, I did a lot." Dad was moved by himself, how could there be a girl like me who is both beautiful and virtuous in the world.

The body bag-like black bag was pulled open to reveal a bento box set that would shock anyone.

—— Local Tyrant Bento.

Nebu Gu Yongkichi cried while holding the bento box, and asked me if I had any sisters, and my aunt was fine too.

I said sorry and didn't.

It's a waste to eat so many bentos in the dressing room.

Fortunately, I was prepared again.

The huge picnic towels were taken out and spread out on the field, and dozens of boxes of meals were spread out. The perfect arrangement and knife skills, the combination of meat and vegetables, both nutrition and aesthetics.You know it must be delicious before you eat it.

You can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen, go up to the big bed and go down to the battlefield. It’s my dad.

And when they ate it, everyone cried.

"Mom, I saw heaven."

One, two, three have all turned into Buddha statues, have you become Buddhas immediately?

"It's so delicious, Akashi, how lucky you are." I love to hear these words a hundred and eighty times.

The huge amount of food was swept away, and I was worshiped by Akashi's teammates. If Akashi didn't stop them, they would all want to send me home together.

Not far from Luoshan, an unattractive and lacking in nutrition hand pulled me into the alley, and planned to slap me in one go. Of course, I couldn't let him do what he wanted, so I rolled over and slapped him.

It is a wooden hanging with a dead handle.

Had a marriage contract with me but abandoned my huge baby because of a word from his teacher.

It's been a long time since he lost weight.

"Dao Leyan..." Hang Diao said hoarsely, "I regret it, don't be with him..."

I am so touched and extremely proud that yesterday you abandoned me like a shoe, and today my father makes you unable to climb high!

It's called Feng Shui.

"Otherwise I will kill Akashi Seijuro."

I narrowed my eyes.

What a dare!

How dare you threaten to kill my boyfriend in front of my father.

"Sigang Muhang, you really lack a tutor."

"I remember that you were raised by your teacher. He is both your teacher and your adoptive father. There is a saying that it is the fault of raising a father who is not strict and the teacher is lazy. Your teacher is a rookie. Such a person has a little bit of talent." I actually misunderstood my son, I have to visit home. What are you doing in a daze, lead the way!"

I broke into the AFO's house very arrogantly, kicked open the bathroom door, and met the AFO squatting on the toilet.

AFO's face is green. Although I can't see it, no one is not green in this situation.

Rao is afo who has been well-informed and lived for many years and still doesn’t know what to do. Let’s do it. The pants are still hanging on the calf. Well.

continue to sit?

Not right either.

Afo found that he was cornered.

Dad, if I don't make a move, it will definitely change the color of the mountains and rivers.

Afo finally recognized me as the woman he asked his disciples to abandon, and his tone suddenly became very arrogant, probably because he thought of the formula of him > dead handle wood hanging > me... .

Order: "Hang, take her out."

Yo heh.

Thought you were the boss.

"You are a wise old thing, you are ugly, but you are more beautiful than you think. Do you think Dad is here to greet you?"

Although I looked very arrogant and stable like an old dog, I was actually panicking inside. How could I beat an old guy sitting on the toilet without letting him be exposed, and stuff it directly into the toilet?

It's a good idea, but the operability is too poor.

but!

I'm so old, why don't I fight!

I held down afo's dog's head, and used my supreme force to push him into the toilet.

There is a horror legend in Japan that a dead person was stuffed into the toilet pipe alive!It is difficult to prove that this is feasible, but it is not impossible.