Absolutely retarded option

I am back to the long-lost hero.

The first person to greet me was the forgiving boy from Green Valley, "Student Daole, welcome back, no matter what happens, I will stand by your side."

Oh... as long as you are happy.

I have always felt that in this era of information explosion, female high school students having children out of wedlock are as simple as eating and drinking.

Unexpectedly, I still received extraordinary attention.

In the blink of an eye, students with strange shapes surrounded me.

"Dole!"

"Banquet sauce!"

"Woooooo!"

"Hey!"

"come on!"

I couldn't bear it anymore, "I have no children with Sigang Muhang! No!"

800 million and glasses showed the class leader's momentum, "Did you hear that! Daole has nothing to do with the enemy alliance! I remember everything clearly!"

"Yes!"

You high school students are very good at playing.

"What are you all doing here!" Mr. Aizawa yelled, seeing me, "Doraku, you're back."

His tone was a little relieved, "No matter what happens, you should finish high school, and come to the teacher if you have any questions."

Teacher, do you mean that you want to recommend yourself to be a panderer?

"Where is my seat?"

The Green Valley boy thought distressedly that classmate Daole had been so stimulated that he couldn't even remember where his seat was, "here."

"Oh, thank you."

He looked at me with more pity, probably not an illusion.

Originally, I planned to attend the class, but Erli was too good to hear Lugu say to the durian-headed boy: "Kajiang, classmate Daole has suffered so much, don't make her unhappy, okay?"

Kajiang, that is, Katsuki's face turned black into the bottom of the pot. After all, he didn't have an attack, and turned his head with a "cut".

I have received meticulous care from my classmates. After class, Hong Jiaodong specially iced strawberry milk and put it on my desk. Oh my god, I can’t bear this kind of caring and caring. There is iced coffee, milk, strawberry milk to drink at any time.

"Hey! Boom! I want a cold drink too!" said a purple dwarf.

Of course, Hong Jiaodong ignored him.

The 800 million people approached me and exchanged pleasantries with a very wealthy family, and then asked me if I was short of money, and tried to give it to me, saying that it was funds for raising children.

I know you are rich, but it’s not good to spread your money like this. Are you afraid of wasting your parents’ talent for making money?

She also recommended the brand of milk powder.

I:…………

It is agreed not to mention this crop.

After finally surviving the lunch break, a group of people rushed to the restaurant in a mighty manner. The students surrounded me intentionally or unintentionally. Once a classmate from another class cast their eyes on me, some thorns in our class would go up and say fiercely, "What are you looking at?" Look", I said, have you forgotten that I am just listening to the hero class.

Bakugo Katsuki is very solitary to not participate, he is the only consolation I have left.

The student in front of me said, "Auntie, give me the last spare ribs!"

What!I'm all about Gourmet Witch Ribs alive today!

The chef hero of Xiongying Canteen, the gourmet witch, cooks absolutely world-class delicious dishes, but she usually only cooks one dish, and each person can only order one.

My eyes are red.

Bakugo Katsuki grabbed the neck of the classmate in front of me, "Auntie, give him a drumstick!"

Bakugo Katsuki snatched my dinner plate and handed it to auntie in a vicious voice, "Sparse ribs!"

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the Green Valley boy shed tears of relief.

It was like seeing a child finally grow up.

Bakugo Katsuki rudely shoved the plate back into my hand. He has grown a lot this year, and his childishness has faded away, leaving only perseverance. Although his personality is still frizzy, his temper is still very rubbish. Banghao, "嗷 ， ， 了 !!!"

Baohao's face turned green, "Let me go!!"

It took a lot of effort for Midoriya to tear me off Katsuki Bakugo, and even helped me hold the dinner plate with all his might.Bakugo blushed, definitely not out of anger but out of embarrassment!

I broke down in tears, "Thank you everyone! Thank you everyone!" I figured it out, letting them misunderstand me is only good and not bad, why should I explain it!As a weak person, I am naturally protected by everyone, and now I am one of the old, weak, sick and disabled.

When I cried, 800 million frogs and their eyes turned red.

Erlang Xiangxiang shouted loudly: "I remember Dao Le is still the original Dao Le classmate! Let me know who looks at her with colored glasses, don't blame me for being rude!"

I know you are righteous, but it is a bit exaggerated to use amplified sound.

I happily ate a large portion of pork ribs, and looked at Bao Hao with affection (grateful), but Bao Hao felt uncomfortable, and moved again and again.

After dinner, I ran into the tall and strong Omega hero again, "Dole girl! You are back! There is nothing difficult in life! You are still young! You must give hope to life!"

If things go on like this, this year's Touching Hero Award will be mine.

Finally, when school was over, I took an unfamiliar bus back to my long-lost home, and the person who sat on the bus was gloomy, "You don't know yet, the apartment you live in has a fire, and what happened to you?" Someone died, like your neighbor."

Sugar is so dead!

I also want to discuss with her the exact way to open love. A senior like her must have rich experience to teach me.

My mother welcomed me warmly, "Yan Jiang! You ran to Italy without saying a word! No matter what rumors there are, my mother believed you, but what did you do when you came back? You left the child alone at home, What if he had an accident at such a young age! Yan Jiang! You are so irresponsible, since you have decided to give birth, you must take care of yourself..."

I'm not in the mood to listen to what my mother said, is this still my home?

Why is my mother speaking the Panbang dialect that I don't understand.

Dole Guili picked up a bowl of warm beef porridge and walked to the table, "Li Baoen, ah—"

The baby on the table followed suit: "Ah——"

I almost exploded in place.

What, what is this.Small, tender, wearing a suit and a hat...

"What a lovely child!" Mrs. Guili turned into a kind grandmother and wiped Li Baoen's mouth.

I pushed my mother away and asked Li Baoen, "Who are you! Why are you here!"

My mother kicked me violently, "No wonder I found Li Baoen at the door, so you want to abandon him! How did I give birth to such a terrible child like you?"

I can't explain why Li Baoen came to my house and became my son. I can only say that it is the ghost of Absolute Option!

"Go back to your room! There's no food!"

I rolled quickly.

After going through a complicated and ups and downs day, I fell asleep very quickly. When I woke up the next day, my parents were arguing. I said I love you twice yesterday, and you definitely don’t love me anymore! Have you raised a mistress!”

"Every time you eat the last bite of meat, you give it to me! But yesterday! You ate the last bite of goulash! You have changed, and I don't even know you anymore!"

My dad was very helpless, "Honey, I'm just too busy, I love you."

"It's late! Didn't you just remove the deputy in front of the manager? You are so busy that you don't even have time to love me!"

"Honey, I love you all the time, don't be willful."

"Hehe, the world's number one kawaii who used to think I was wayward, now thinks I'm annoying. Why didn't I expect you to be such a heartless person when I got married!"

My mom may be in menopause.

I tucked my head under the pillow and fell asleep.When I got up, the house was empty, and no one came back until night, so I couldn't help calling my dad, "Dad, where is my mom?"

"Your mother went to relax."

"She said she wanted a divorce."

"Don't worry, mom and dad won't divorce."

I didn't expect to have to worry about my parents' marriage at my age.

The next morning I got up early to go shopping, and when I stepped out of the house, I suddenly realized something was wrong. My family lives in a high-rise apartment, and this villa is not my home!

The most common small villas in Japan are the second and third floors, which are very common people.

I ran to the door and took a look at the sect. It was [Doraku], that’s right, I casually looked at the next door, and the door plate said [Sawada]. , I have to pay a good visit some other day... As I thought about it, the door next door opened and a lady with short hair came out, holding a basin of laundry, and saw me smiling, "Yan Jiang, when will you be back?"

Auntie, let me tell you that we are meeting for the first time. Don't act like you know me very well. I will feel uncomfortable.

"just came back."

"Before your mother went out, she told you to come to my house for dinner. Don't be polite, come to Auntie's house."

"No need, auntie, I'll go buy vegetables and cook for myself. After all, I'm already an adult." I quickly said goodbye to Mrs. Sawada and rushed to the vegetable market. Uh, where is the vegetable market?After getting lost for a while, I finally found the vegetable market.

After buying groceries, I try my best to ignore the changes in my life. It’s just a trivial matter. Even if zombies appear, it’s just the collective evolution of Cambrian creatures.

That's right, it's finally.

When I stepped into the house again, a mysterious visitor found me.

"Miss Daole, I am the HR who dominates the paradise. I wonder if you have the intention to change jobs?"

Eh! ! ! !

Dominate the paradise!

I asked tremblingly, "I don't know what kind of company you are."

"Often shares occupy more than 30.00%, an existence that can compete with the main god space."

"I don't know what the status of our Absolute Group is—?"

"Vegetable chicken company, I have never heard of it before."

I call it a heartbeat.Can I guess the difference between buying and selling b and buying and selling b?

"I don't know if Miss Daole can come to the headquarters to negotiate face to face." He was sure that I would not refuse.

Of course I will not refuse. This invitation is like when I was playing football in the Bulgarian countryside and suddenly a Real Madrid scout came to visit my relatives and took me to the youth training camp. I said Leyan is a tough guy, but the world is better than me There may be girls who are still tough guys!I cannot be complacent.

"I have time now!"

As expected, the Juggernaut Paradise is the big group that immediately opened the transmission channel. Dad has also seen the world. When he went to the headquarters of the Absolute Group, he was stunned and thought that it was the most powerful organization in the world. However, he came to the Juggernaut Paradise to find out. What does it mean that there are people beyond people and others beyond the sky?

"... After Judging Space merged with Paradise, Juggernaut Paradise was jointly established. Now it is an organization that can compete with the Lord God Space. It is in the stage of recruiting and expanding. What is needed is an elite like Miss Daole! You are really unworthy to work for the Absolute Group. Yes, join Juggernaut Paradise, you will enjoy more than [-] benefits, paid vacation time and space roaming subsidies, free access to various small worlds..."

The benefits of big companies make me, a country bumpkin, salivate with envy. I said that Le Yan is going to turn into a serf and sing!

"As for the conflict between you and the Absolute Group, our legal team will represent you! You don't have to worry about it!"

There is no hesitation!

I sign!

I signed the deed of sale with a stroke of the pen.